Harry Potter - My Immortal - Chapter 42 2/3

[themoley91]

I want a Tim machine, whatever that is.

[XxxBOOKWORMx2012xxX]

i lost the game :P

[XoxBloodRainxoX]

DAAAAAAAAAMN YOU, YOU FJUCKING PREPS!!

Lost the fjucking game!

[NorweganWood]

"I cums bac from tha futur to setuce you then I decide not to and have you have gay sex with a female owl. so then we have to go back to the future 2 saive tha cherleder and save de wurld! Sudenli a man with no nose, and no noose cam tru da fireplace and killz Diabolo and lillypad rapes him so he returs from zi ded. I killz volxermort by steaking hom with a woodern tooth brush."

[ReasonsSomewhatKnown]

All this could've been avoided if she just went back in tim to kill Volxemort, instead of seduce him. 

[Dreamer00]

Lost the game.

[IHeartBrattyPets1212]

Nooo, the wizarding world doesn't have any muggle items except with those who are muggle born. Enoby shouldn't even know what an iPod is. *bricked for logic*

[KoraBloom]

@IHeartBrattyPets1212 Well, technically, electronic devices wouldn't work at Hogwarts anyhow, so that's more canon rules that she's breaking.

[ThymeWho]

I just lost the game wearing a blak miniskurt wiz teh wurds "goffick" on de buutt, a red corsit thingy wit blac lase abd stuff all ocer it, sexeh siltetto bots and pink fishnats.

Gosh, that was painful to write. xD

[Goodeyesniper913]

wait, didn't diabolo dye his hair black?

aww fuck i just lost the game too

[CandiFan1]

Also,I am officially the number one fan of the christian gangsta rap group Volsemort and da Death Deelers!

[CandiFan1]

I'm just imagining this : The Devil aka Satan is standing in the "conmen" room with Enoby and B'loody Mary walks in and asks "Who's that?" to which Ebony nonchalantly replies "Oh,this is just the Devil." and B'loody Mary says "Oh,ok.Nothing wrong with that." and everyone going about their business as a big red man with horns and a tail is standing in the middle of room....

And the Bark Lord giggled?Wft? Meh,screw me for trying to make sense of this piece of literary diarrhea.

[hellokitty1494]

I thought pink was a preppy color? Yet in one of the early chapters she has a coffin that has pink on the inside, and she wears pink fishnets, AND boots with pink pentagrams on it!

I seriously think that Tara is a troll. Ah well she must be a really good one since I made it to chapter 42 of her shitty (Or genius maybe? Since this probably is a troll fanfic.) story. Grr... But I probably wouldn't have made it past the first chapter without the hilarious readings by Paul, Ben, and Steven. :]

[craziem0r0n]

Thank you... I haven't lost the game in like... 2 hours.

[Tareltonlives]

Did Voldemort just giggle? Fuck it.. This story is just insane

I hadn't heard of Michael Stype either.

"Oh, it's Satan" XD

"Are you okay, Satan?" Oh god, this is so funny/

[phoenixhart17]

I just lost the game. :(

[HyrAyl]

Aaaaaaaand I LOST THE GAME!

[XXXKingofSorrow]

We have all just lost the Game.

[evilpixieofdoom]

fffffff I was doing so well at the game too

[egdeltur666]

What game?

[DrBreakfastMachine]

Ah, just lost the game.

[DrBreakfastMachine]

An MCR corset? The hell?

[AyeAyes]

Good thing I can't lose the game, because I saw that webcomic saying "You just won the game! You're free!'

[TedieJena531]

Wouldn't "Soil" be a better four-letter word for "Dirt?"

[gubgub434]

There went my winning streak because I lost the game.

[IAmIva]

I JUST LOST THE GAME GOD DAMMIT!

[Jelicathestrange]

AWW DAMN I LOST THE GAME

oh well... can't wait to get my hands on one of those new-fangled pentaroms so I can worship Tara- I mean Satan on my computer

[DiabolicalLefty]

Azerbaijan XD

[flammingcorn]

I have to say, this is probably the funnest way I've ever lost the game. XD

[TonyBranston]

Isn't participation highly dependent on giving a crap?

[flammingcorn]

I'm sorry, I don't understand. ^^;

[mewmoca]

...I lost the game D<

[nightw4tchman]

Fuckers! XD

[ReHatake]

Damn the game. But this is the most amusing way I've lost to date, so I suppose it's alright. Now to share the love.

[itachifan1243]

I lovst the game all sexily. Then i found it all suicidally. lols

[AgeOfMyths]

I just lost The Game! ARGH!

[djklvghdkgjhfkjg]

tara lost the game of life...

[PAVN]

If I ever make a band, i'm going to name if volfemort and da def dealerz

[kacounicorn]

@PAVN Will lots of goffikz liek it?

[odalthila]

I lost the game...passivelly

[Sennenryu1]

Read-Only Satanism.

[SailorYavin]

I lsot the game.

[JLynneh]

I just lost the game...

[lynxcanadensis]

The game has just been lost by me. Yay passive voice...

[graycalls]

Oh, gee, thanks for making me lose the game!

[JayAreEmm]

Oh, shit. Thanks a bunch for making me lose the game.

>:[

[ohshnaptsme]

Holy crap I know this game!

Fuck.... I just lost too.

THANKS.

[robertalansmith]

Is this the game where you win if you forget that you are playing and lose when you do remember?

[LoffleMe]

LOL I JUST LOST THE GAME.

[Benji1988]

DD: Nooo. I'm just going through your little series here, working on some artwork (which I couldn't keep the mouse straight since I kept giggling at the madness) and you made me lose the game. T_T

[RhymesWithEmpty]

Azerbaijan...genius.

And DAMNIT, you people down there made me lose the game too.

[blinkAsthenia182]

*bangs head on table, trying to gain back brain cells*

I wonder if she realizes that Harry Potter takes place from 1991-1998 and that a lot of the bands she describes (MCR, P!ATD) didn't exist 'til the 2000's!

Geez.

[ISpeakMuffin]

You made me lose the gaaame!

:[

You guys make this story bearable and freakin funny. :]

...

My IQ is on the floor, bleeding. XD

[SariTsamon]

She actually spelled converse right.

[BadgerX153]

An ipod turned into a DeLorean?

[DreadPirateShroomy]

Yes, yes it did.

[MarkisaxX]

Game? I do not understand. :S

[graycalls]

The game is this thing you do, you see, upon learning about it, you are now part of it. The point of the game, is to forget about the game, when you remember the game, you must say that you lost it aloud, causing all who know it around you to lose it as well. Make sense?

[Dreamer00]

@MarkisaxX

The first rule of The Game is you do not speak of The Game.

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

@Dreamer00 Actually the first rule is you do not think of the Game.

[Dreamer00]

@xXSweetxNightmareXx

Good enough.

I lost the Game.

[wolfjackle]

DAMN IT! I haven't lost the game since school ended! Grrrrrrr. Well, there goes that streak. *grumbles*

[Hiroko819]

Curse you! I just lost the game. DX And I was doing so good! I was on a three week...Not...losing streak. Or whatever you might call it (Since I don't think you can have a wining streak in the game).

[justgoaway11]

Wait, I've NEVER seen a black PATD T-shirt. I've seen brown ones, but never black. And their not goth! Their not even rock! Their like...techno. >_>

[justgoaway11]

I lost the game...for the second time today. O:

[nesyut]

I just lost the game! ;_;

[FishesGoPook]

...I just lost the game.

You guys suck.

Hardcore.

[NillaVision]

DAMN IT!

I just lost the Game.

I hope you're happy!

[ExcelExcel10]

I am. xD

[sageribbons]

FUCK.

First YOU make me lose the game.

Then THEY make me lose the game...

You're going to pay.

:3