Self Circumcision with nail clippers!

[wdmm94]

The UK had a past history circumcising a large percentage of its boys for "medical reasons until the 1950's - our medical establishment (in the USA) still "routinely" circ's. about 50% of boys born annually.

[drodga]

Glad I'mn not cut, seems weird to take a beautiful perfect baby and do that to it. Awful in fact, can't believe it's still legal. Seems odd that the most learned country in the world still allows this awful robbery of poweless babies for NO benefits and a lifetime of lost sensation and having to tug at the dick like it's dead and senseless!

Can't abide cut dicks to look at or touch. Don't know what to do with them! All the good parts for pleasure are missing! :O YUCK!

[kikicreamify]

Circumsized guys are nasty, I'll take an intact uncircumsized natural guy any day over a raw looking gross circumsized guy.

[InvisibleCylon]

There was supposed to be a "not" between "I'm" and "happy."

[InvisibleCylon]

Jesus. I think the kid on Nip/Tuck tried to do the same thing, but that was just a show. I'm happy being circumcised, but I'm glad I don't remember it happening.

[hemogoblinteradactle]

you should just stop.

[TheEnglishBlokey]

@hemogoblinteradactle You first :)

[hemogoblinteradactle]

what's confusing about "shit on your stuff"? it basically means talking shit about your shit. and believe me, no one wants to see your tiny pecker, that most likely doesn't even work anymore.

[TheEnglishBlokey]

@hemogoblinteradactle I have never heard anyone before say shit on your stuff. Also you are making the presumption that you have seen my penis, and at the time of making this video I was 15, which means that you must have somehow watched unsolicited child porn.

[hemogoblinteradactle]

why are you responding to me. this is youtube. people are gonna shit on your stuff. deal with it.

[TheEnglishBlokey]

@hemogoblinteradactle Shit on my stuff? I just find it funny when people go rage fit cause I didnt whip my dick out

[hemogoblinteradactle]

who subscribes to this kids bullshit? nick martin agrees with me. all 1800 of them.

[TheEnglishBlokey]

@hemogoblinteradactle Lots of people subscribe to this "kids" bullshit. Im sorry that you found this old, really bad, video of mine. Maybe you shouldnt be searching for circumcision videos :)

[hemogoblinteradactle]

maybe you shouldn't make 'em if you don't want people seeing 'em.

[TheEnglishBlokey]

@hemogoblinteradactle Couldnt care less about people watching it, if thats what your into

[scenechick916]

Kid your being lame you dont have that many view and this was a last year post obviously your doing something wrong. Id just give up not to be rude you kinda suck sorry.

[TheEnglishBlokey]

@scenechick916 Yeah this video did suck specifically because it was a year ago and from when I first started, and yeah I should definitely stop now even though I just got a partnership and am now making money of my videos, I MUST be doing something so terribly wrong.

[YourLilBabieGurl]

@TheEnglishBlokey idk wtf is wrong with scenechick916 cuz u r fuckin hillarious so that dumb bitch can go fuck herself can i get hell yea? no? plz? still no? awwww now im sad :(

[iiComenTT]

caption: NOM NOM NOM I ARE HUNGRY

[MrKittrider2000]

I am circumcised but it wasn't my fault; it was done when I was a child....Anyone who circumcises himself with nail clippers they are not in their right mind or anyone who circumcises period the decisions is not well thought out.

[grahas1]

I wonder if this dude is circumcised, In the states they circumcise at birth for no reason it is dumb to remove healthy penis tissue for no reason.

[Knuppan]

fuck you

[TheEnglishBlokey]

@Knuppan ;(

[chaillev]

@Knuppan hey look a trolling jackass

[navyfieldrocks]

I'll have you know the nail clippers I wanted to use were in great condition. And I couldnt leave a job half finished!

[metaphysikz101]

ur right eye pisses me off

[xxTaKe2xx]

oh this is hur'ing

fuck it this is really hur'ing

lold so hard :D

[felixduhcat89]

LOL Its called the "Darwin Award" buddy. And don't be surprised at all about what this guy did, there are some guys out there that fold their dick in half. And there are some guys out there do odd shit to themselves. As for the porn on the airplane, that is awesome. The only problem I would have, is some guy next to me jerking off on the flight. Not a good idea.

Cheers! :D

[beathenkies]

hey nic acent

[Tiednbound]

New .... New..... New .... --> Kiwis

[pinkhoney13]

haha i love your accent :)

[AtomicHamsterX2]

what kind of sicko retard would take a nail clipper to his own penis? that's so fucked up it's unreal! anyway, awesome vid Blokey! even though i'll never look at another pair of nail clippers and not cover my unit!

[MikeisBroke]

Lol england didn't invent english lol..they can barly speak it let alone invent it ...

[TheEnglishBlokey]

Please say you are being sarcastic

[justmine4me]

Are you circumcised?

[TheEnglishBlokey]

@justmine4me No lmao

[justmine4me]

@TheEnglishBlokey Does your foreskin cover the entire head of the penis or does it overhang (extra skin)? :)

[TheEnglishBlokey]

@justmine4me Thats weird

[YouBetterSubMe]

haha nice

[fionafrosting]

it's funny to hear english people saying fuck :D

[LegoHedgehog]

Are you dissing us English? Are you? We invented the English language! We are the ones who say 'fuck' right! Not you silly Americans, with your 'aluminum' and 'lieutenant'. *Walks away and boils the kettle*

[QuranAlone1746]

God never decreed genital mutilation. This excruciatingly torturous satanic ritual, deceitfully called circumcision, destroys many vital parts of the sexual anatomy and vastly reduces sexual pleasure. Doctors know this but want to sell the foreskins for money.

God PERFECTED us - Quran 32:7

Satan commands the wicked to torture their children by distorting their sexual organs - Quran 4:119

When will the smartest species stop torturing their own children?

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[1topper1]

really dumb fucks on crack! haha lol good job

[theginacho123]

uh your weard

[EAR015]

lolz srsly cant believe some idiot tried that..very funny even though it was past ur bed time and u were all manic

[DefineDeath090]

Lol he made a mistake, oh noes let's all bitch about it lol.

Sure you can make a fuss, but no need to cuss about it.

[capricorn12ao1]

hay =)

i watched. <3

[21gorillaman12]

ugh... eww! gross tideous im having breakfast now and i just lost my appetite... EEW!!

[pspraider1]

That;s dusgustin Oo.

[ThirdEyeAbility]

haha whhaaaat?!

[midnightwild]

woah... why the hell wud ne 1 do tht???

how did u here bout tht???

vry random... nice vid... vry random!!

[willyborg]

Why would you hold your testicles during a video about CIRCUMCISION fuckhead

[TheEnglishBlokey]

I think you get the genetalia remark

[willyborg]

I don't think you quite do, during circumcision you cut off your foreskin, not your balls.

[TheEnglishBlokey]

Yes i know... ok i made a slightly wrong reference to an organ one inch higher, do you really have that much time on your hands to get so angry over such a small mistake, if you do, i feel very sorry for you

[Yourmomisdeadbish]

You look like my friend Ike. Only more british.

[XVidProductions]

wow dude.

good video :D

5/5 subcribed

[BlackBloomOfFire]

anyways, sry, but not really my type of humor... >_>

[BlackBloomOfFire]

I love the britisch way you speak xD but I had to watch it a few times to understand everything ^^

[Diliorahh]

*Feels ill*

[TheScrapYrd]

wow.

[45sexyback]

i didnt like it that much

[zxcv73]

Heres some advice, stop making internet videos, and go outside. Just try it.

[TheEnglishBlokey]

LOL, heres some advice, stop being a faggot internet commenter and go outside. Just try it.

[englishambassador]

you are quite funny^^

but obviously not quite as funny as me :)

lol please comment on a few of my rants ^^

[mackblack27]

NAIL CLIPPERS why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why?

[avim111]

5 stars

[AvocadoCake]

btw, dont be mean to aussies!!!! one 596th (at least) of ur subscribers are australian!

well one 1782th because im a third aussie! lol

[ThePoultryGuy]

How can you be "one 3rd Australian" o_0

[AvocadoCake]

3rd israeli, 3rd bulgarian, and 3rd australian

[AvocadoCake]

around 0:58 .... the only people i could think of were these 2 teachers of mine! lol

[jeffreyices]

i enjoyed it.

[HazandWill]

it wasnt funny..

[eaglesman903]

lol this is a video that i can sit down and watch with out being bored funny!

[KidCali4]

haha funni

[ruthsmb]

^^!

[mirandabone]

What did you say? I forgot :S

HAHAHA, stupidly funny.

[andymontan]

lol!!!

[bookylou17]

ive never heard a guy with an accent swear... its new to me...

anyway, nice vid!!!

[tvapakvoe]

sorry, no porn !

[davidandrasne]

thank you for the vid...;D

nice accent of yours :D

[robnobhob]

this is great make more vids

[Rachel416195]

caption; *nom*

[fluffyREDhalo]

someone from new zealand is called a kiwi..weird i know! BUUT TRRUUUUEE!

ooh and i LOVE your videos :):)

[macy95147]

sure this is good?!

[Chewii25]

Umm....sure. This is good? :S

[eerietube]

EPIC

[Boomgirl08]

lmao nice

[chailisowns]

my caption is "GOATSE"

[sweetsugarplums123]

the best caption for the picture would probably be

"What. The. Fuck."

yupp!

peerrffect!!!!!

[DanIN72]

Dude, you are great! Thanks for finding me and inviting me to subscribe to your vidoes. Love the English accent :-D

[humpdefunk]

??? You ever wondered why just why????????? Why do people do stupid shit???? Just Why?

[BatdanTheDarkKnight]

xD Your Videos Are Epic Man =P

There How I Find Out About The Retards In The World =D (found you through you commenting one of my videos)

Anyways The Caption Should Be "Wow Someone Hasnt Been Shaving There Arse!" (i know it sucks but i couldnt think of a dead good one and i wanted to be in your next video so! xD) Anyways Keep Up The Awesome Videos Dude! =P

[GunzMan3]

funny we'd get along

[RonRay]

At first, I didn't believe someone would actually try that, but I used your link and... sure enough! You're right... there are people out there using something beside their brains to think with! In fact, I believe this guy lost about 10% of his IQ with his circumcision! :-Þ

[louise338]

caption: om nom nom

[69EYESROCK666]

that guy is a legend, being able to do all that without arms or legs jst inspires me to learn how to do new things.

and the nail clipper guy is the biggest idiot ive ever heard ov i mean come on DUDE THATS A SET OF NAIL CLIPPERS!!!

[jagex3000]

My nail clippers are those which are pointy edged. lol

[myfk08]

ouch that must have hurt a lot

[Kelvana]

You have curly hair and an accent. I approve greatly <3

[joelface]

"Why anyone would want to be voluntarily cutting skin off their penis is WAY beyond me"

Exactly.

"Why anyone would want to be doing that themselves is way beyond me"

Exactly.

And then the torture device of Nail clippers.. fuuuuck.

"Ow... This is REALLY hurting... Fuck it, I'll just carry on!"

I Lol'd.

[animefreakx91]

Ow x x;!

[emiandre]

fuck that HAD to hurt like fuck

[ItsBretter]

Yeah!