Gremlins 1 & 2 Movie Review - Cinemassacre.com

[fossilfiction]

If you want to put people in jail lets look at the.... ugh

[demonjack123]

Gremlin at the end made me jump since I wasn't looking.

[Ipodrocker1]

there *breath*

is*breath*

a*breath*

Gremlin *breath*

in*breath*

my *breath*

Computer!

[TheShadowluigi64]

funny thing my stepmother's dog is named gizmo.she looks just like gizmo the gremlin i shit you not.

[TheSuperEricWarshot]

I knew exactly what was going to happen at the end and it scared the shit out of me anyway.

[Mgrl2709]

If I ever direct a movie, I'm gonna use as less CG as I can. CGI is rarely done correctly anyway.

[demonjack123]

@Mgrl2709 But when done right, possibilities are endless.

[Mgrl2709]

@demonjack123 True, true.

[ShadowZone1996]

I used to watch this movie on the old vhs when I was little and dad was at work late at night (like 8 or 9, what? it was late for me when I was like 8 years old) and sure, I was scared as shit every time, but I still loved the Gremlins series XD

[mariomario6543210]

gremlins 3 attack of the glitch gremlins

[metalandhorror]

gremlings 2 was kinda gliche and less horror

[IamSnoogans]

The Gremlins movies always put a smile on my face.

[Mc619er]

the odd thing was my mom took me to this and i loved it

[MrShinySeeker]

My favorite movies when I was kid lol.

[CrispyJell]

SHES HAWT AS SHIT

[Artemis396]

I didn't really like the second gremlins.  It seemed cheesy to me

[ILieICheatandISteal]

@Artemis396 It's supposed to be. I think it's a lot better than the first movie. 

[TwoFaceRises]

THUMPS UP IF YOU WANT JOE DANTE TO MAKE GREMLINS 3 BUT NO CGI BULLSHIT.

[canttellyoumate]

The ending scared the fuck outta me :/

[doggod106]

Oh gremlins the original trolls.

[AmTioBi]

i Don't see this move iet but i like to :)

[64jamesbond]

it was rated ages 16 up

[EzekielWinnfield]

"I braced for a "screamer" jump at the end.

[thedorodevil]

As a kid i always thought, how come the Gremlins walk around on the snow without multiplying all the effing time?? I mean it is STILL water, right??

[ILieICheatandISteal]

@thedorodevil FROZEN water.

[thedorodevil]

@ILieICheatandISteal Yep, but body heat will turn some amount of ice into water and Gremlins walk around barefoot... And they must be warm blooded or they wouldn´t be THAT ACTIVE in subzero environments...

[ILieICheatandISteal]

@thedorodevil You got me there..

[innerguardianXIII]

@thedorodevil and when they are drinking, wouldn't the insides get wet and make them implode with more of themselves?

[robto333]

@thedorodevil Too cold i guess?

[Skull10]

@thedorodevil Water probably has no effect unless it is above freezing. (The rules aren't terribly specific.)

What makes no sense is that Gizmo walks down an alley in direct sunlight in Gremlins 2 with no effect. (Joe Dante himself pointed out this mistake in the DVD commentary.)

[MTN090899]

MOVIES IS AWESOME!

[MTN090899]

just bought gremlins!

[Crushinmueroporti]

Cute cuddling bastards my ass! I got scared at last

[cyclone271]

wow i shit my pants at the end

[halosnesfan64]

YOU SCARED ME AT THE END XD

[halosnesfan64]

I gonna buy that movie NOW!!! *_*

[bestintheworld90]

mohawk the leader of the gremlins is my favorite

[TCtheBauss]

It is the perfect movie for the holidays. Full of Christmas cheer :D

[104dragonman]

2:29 to 2:44, they're not the same characters.

[IamCaptainMan]

why oh why

was there a

screamer?

[TheChainsOFMisery]

wow...for some reason i took my eyes off the screen to look at my dog exactly one second before the gremlin popped up at the end(which is good,cause that kind of shit usually manages to scares the crap out of me)

[MrJellyRocks]

You scared me at the end xD

[dmdollinar08]

3 and a half chocolate mooses

[funkymonkeysofdoom]

like if you jumped at 7:14

[kantezkape49]

@funkymonkeysofdoom its 2:05am, im half asleep, in the dark, on my laptop, and nope.. i sat and watched it without a blink. like a boss.. and no. i didn't scroll down.

[momopup01]

I grew up on those movies still have em in vhs

[Wizieify]

cute little furry bastards

[AntiFilip182]

I am watching this now :D

[potterriddle9]

That gremlin scared me you know the one at the end

[MrDavidX96]

imp of the pervers by edgar allen poe, thats all that needs be said

[frozenkiller7]

what happens if gizmo becomse a gremlin?

[Ghafful18]

@frozenkiller7 Then God Help everyone in the movie

[frozenkiller7]

@Ghafful18

oh god.... gizmo is....

CLOVERFEILD!!!!!!

[MrMonkayy13]

whats the song in the begining!!

[MrKingdededefan]

I hate high tech stuff. Kinda funny

[TURBODORK2]

i dont know why parents thought this was gonna be innocent, one the trailer, 2 the poster where hte gremlin is bursting out of a box

[WEAKsuave23]

thumbs up if you saw the top comment and it still shat bricks.

[thesega99]

@WEAKsuave23

Nah, I just got a minor nosebleed.

[Schutzstaffel23]

@WEAKsuave23 what was the comment?

[TheMarylandDude]

These were crazy films. The first one is good, but the second one could have been better if they had been original.

[CAdvance]

1:33 Yes.

[keepshowkeeper]

Look up "Gizmo" in the dictionary. It means "thing". Maybe I am wrong, but is the word "Gizmo" not the name of the first gremlin? So is the first gremlin named after "Gizmo" or is the word "Gizmo" the invention of that movie which made it into the dictionary?

[MaximumKahnage]

I love them little guy's, the 1st movie didn't really scare me except for the part where spike melted that was crazy. The music, fuck yeah.

[gotmilkbob101]

was i the only one who didn't get scared of this one? i got scared of every movie, even if it wasn't supposed to be scary, yet at age of 5, i loved this one! after that i saw my first r rated movie at the age of 5 and a half... now i know why i'm so screwed up

[jaytrent00]

i loved these movies i was scared shitless when i watched this

[graboidfan31]

You JUST HAD to put that gremlin at the end, didn't you?

[FRoZenTaKKoParad3]

"THEY FUCKING LAUNCH THAT BITCH!" ahahaha. that was great man,

[thhomsen]

whats the movie called with those tine hedgehog-like monsters killing ppl?

[CoolerKing37]

@thhomsen Critters.

[thhomsen]

@CoolerKing37 ty

[MrInfoJoe]

the old lady flying out the window and the scene with the gremlins eating chicken were burned into my mind, such a great movie, too bad u don't see good movies like this nowadays where the people rely on the movie to provide entertainment

[admire610]

LANCH THAT BITCH!

[GoldBoy103]

gremlins,they r scary,funny, and entertaining, love these little guys

[the3questionmarkguys]

santa is real

[graboidfan31]

@the3questionmarkguys Yep. Totally.

[angelcrisis44]

kate looks a lot like someone else everyone knows...hm... i wonder who it could be... well lets take a look:

she has a blue dress with a very familiar white streak lines

she has mini buns in her hair

and she really has a simillar look to this character

so can ya guess who it is? well if you cant then your dumb a shit! but i will give the besrt hint ever: STREET FIGHTER! YAAAA! ITS FUCKIN CHUN-LI!!!

[nemozazz]

i fucking love the phantom of the opera (which was my costume this year for halloween) and i was so happy to see the phantom as a green demonic cute cuddly scary badass

[Nanokoex]

With all the remakes there doing they need to do a remake of this. But knowing hollywood all the puppets and animatronics will be replaced by 3-D graphics.

[mikenike123454]

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING? AHH!!! THEY'RE FLYING OUT OF HIS BACK!!! WHAT ARE THESE!?! THEY'RE EEEVIIIL MAGUAS

[SlasherV8]

when it was going to be over im like lincon puppet then a gremlin pops up

[jaxblade07]

@EmmyAMM Technically Stitch sounds like them because they were first ;)

[TheAcriNom]

I was five years old laughing my ass off at this movie. I still find them funny as hell...I dunno, I guess I was a weird kid. I still watch 'scary' movies for the laughs. :D

"They didn't just drop her, they fuckin' LAUNCH that bitch!" YES! My favorite part in both movies. xD Eat snow, hag!

I expected that last part but it still made me laugh. Great review.

[DarthOptimus207]

was i the only one that pissed myself at the end

[Musharrafshah]

i really like if they make gremlins 3?

[lolface844]

you frougot the women greamline :/

[HelloFade2]

Gremlins is a great movie but there is one thing that just really pissed me off about it. The fact that nothing happens to the Judge Reinhold character. I mean he's only in the movie for less than 5 minutes but he's such a douchebag creep i would have loved to see gremlins give him his just desserts. But no after his one very brief scene we never see or hear from him again.

[virtzilla]

Catchiest... Music.... Ever.....

[55angler1]

gremlins is an aswome movie and this guy rocks

[BelatedCommiseration]

Ah! Random Gremlin surprise at the end! Completely took me off guard...brilliant (;

When I was young the Gremlin in the microwave was one of the few images on film that grossed me out, and I watched candyman when I was 8. The only other thing that did that, and genuinely scared me, was a film that I think was called tales of darkside, in which they showcase a story were a black cat haunts a man until midnight, then dives down his throat, really graphically, and claws its way out from the inside

[spikehead117]

Hi pon

[MrLotso89]

they have a gremlins ride at warner brothers movie world now the ride is closed

[tf2fan006]

the end of the video made my heart skip a beat fuck you James (jk)

[slyjose101]

"It starts off as a family flick and then it knocks you off your ass. It's like a demented joke." Why do I lol so much at this?

[quike579]

hahahaha the screamer was awesome!!!!! yes i got scared but after that i laugh!! AWESOME

[penguinsoulja96]

6:51 really blazed?

[LilEasterTheTot]

Please never do that again O_O'

[THEHITPACK]

RIP to thsoe who died in Twilight Zone

[THEHITPACK]

gremlins never scared me i loved it. critters did but that was just shite.joe dante is the man though even though i wouldnt trust him with a helicopter or a movie adaptation bout vietnam

[Skull10]

@THEHITPACK Are you confusing him with John Landis?

[legolink67]

i got a cat named gizmo i got him wet

[lavirto]

holy shit that ending part made me shit and piss my pants! O_O

WHY JAMES?! I JUST GOT THEM CLEAN!!!

[GnomeOfCorn]

*Screamer*

I hate you.

[RexDude62]

As soon as he said that there might be a gremlin in my computer I turned down my headphone volume and waited. Ur not getting me that easy James. :)

[TheBump465]

3:42 LALALALALA!!! I AM NOT LISTENING!!!!

[Dqowreorn]

@broadwatgirl952 Yea, it's the only screamer I've seen that I've liked.

[TheAustnod]

You sick monster you nerly gave my a heart-atack, eating a hot dog when sudenly some green thing makes me almost choke,luckly my freind was there to give me the hymlic monuver. hope you get a good nights sleep knowing you almost killed a guy!!!!! >:(

[broadwatgirl952]

Holy shit that ending scared the f**ck out of me..... I was watching it alone on my iPod touch headphones on volume up high then next I know the gremlin scared me I nearly died

[newsonictheheadgehog]

204 people has a gremlin in their computer

[GamingAddict820]

Gizmo is adorable!!!

[Sharkman9106]

first 3 movies i ever watched, Tremors, Gremlins, and John Carpenters The Thing. movies that scared me: Gremlins.

[yodawithsunglasses]

lol hot as shit

[LIEF640]

I can't tell if being "hot as shit" is a good or bad thing.

[CrackaJack1986]

you have to be in the right mood to watch gremlins 2, and that mood is stoned.

[64jamesbond]

7:11 scared the shit out of me

[MrDavidX96]

@64jamesbond i dont like gas stations either buuuut... they aren't scarry. (i click link) HOLY SHIT... yeah, gas sucks(711 is a gas station corperation(i made a ryme(i'm not add, hone(SHINY!))))

[64jamesbond]

this is a fast review really

[ianhobbs97]

win i was an kid i like this movie dos anyone else who was an kid did'tn got scared by the movie?

[VdeoGmeAdct]

wooh! go megatron

[jamzilla960]

hay did anyone see the name of the school/uni thing is called the clamp?

like in inpector gadget?

[samipod42]

He gave gremlins 4.5/5 and Ed wood 5/5 . However, in his top 30 films Gremlins is at a higher spot than Ed Wood

[ninjamastercat]

they aired this the other night on the HUB network. and before the scary stuff started happening they would show a warning "the following program features scenes that may be too scary for children" its network for kids and parents to watch together so i appreciate those sort of disclaimers. i dont have kids myself but i know i wish they would have had warnings like that when i was growing up. oh they also cut out the last bit of the santa dad monologe cause some kids watching may still believe

[goonies3000]

@ninjamastercat They cut out the last bit of the santa dad monologe cause some kids watching may still believe. Oh for god sake. Why don't the film cutters just cut every mens dicks and womens boobs off then?

[ShaxAMV]

@ninjamastercat What use is that warning when you've already seen half the movie? I think kids are too curious to stop watching, especially when you show them a warning like that. I don't know about you but that would've probably enticed me more, like a "what's really in it" sort of thing.

[mcmackmt]

The first time I saw this movie as a kid, I didn't get very far into it before curling up into a ball on the ground crying out of fear. It wasn't until later when I finally grew a set and decided to watch it all the way through. At the end, I was curling up into a ball on the ground crying because it was so fucking hilarious.

[deadguy718]

@mcmackmt What a pussy.

[mcmackmt]

@deadguy718 what can i say? i am what i eat.

[Karin1282]

@mcmackmt omg, same here :3 now im in love with them! but theres still one monster (or alien i should say) i cant get over........ E.T.

[SuperXiao]

I would always laugh my ass off seeing miss Deagle fly out the window as a kid and my parents thought I was psychotic.

[nshee1]

that ending i got so friken i crawled out my window

[Cheesefrank888]

I pissed at the end

[sorarock1221]

a gremlin put a virus on my computer that fried my motherboard :( now I'm stuck with my Compaq 610 Laptop and my iPod

[nintendKS]

i shit my pants at the end

[youpooper18]

Who here knows about the car called the gremlin? Like it if you do...

[MetroidFreak123]

@youpooper18 i know but only from the simpsons

[skeletonking1234]

@youpooper18 Fun fact: Joe Dante, the creator of Gremlins, created the film Looney Tunes Back in Action, and the car driven by Brendan Fraser and Daffy is a gremlin.

[Kingofcorrect]

@youpooper18

What a heap!

[stalchild15]

I have watched this video a few times now but I always forget to turn down my volume

at the end

[wakkofan123111]

germilins are always be around.

[MultiMasonp]

lol



[lassolegenda]

I enjoy James's reviews as much as the next guy but I'm gonna have to disagree with him on Daniel Clamp. He's right about him being a great character, but he makes him sound like a villain, calling him "the perfect asshole." How was he an asshole? He was really lively and passionate about his "utopia" and he saw potential in everyone. If anything, his staff and the atmosphere they created was rude but he was sorta oblivious of that. He was living a dream and the gremlins woke him up.

[4000bjorn]

@lassolegenda in other words hes a super asshole

[ken01ization]

you made me piss my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deathbypowerglove]

I like how some versions even have the John Wayne scenes.

He shoots out with them, and one is just saying "Get the hell off my spread"

The vhs I have of it does anyway.

[nanalinda4]

0:17 wow thats ironic because at the store i go to for my DVDs gremlins 1 and 2 are in the horror section .

[TheCaelanator]

@Deana89

It's "Small Soldiers", and yes, I did.

[FurrySoup]

Alright the review is ov- HOLY SHIT!

[colinazilla]

god damnit i knew that gremlin in the end as comming and i still shat a brick

[Willwork4Rupees]

That gremlin scared me shitless.

[daskalch]

0:00



[MrJman910]

that ending almost gave me a heart attack

[coleadam111]

wtf was that shit O_O

[cupkakesRsexy]

Yeah, the end bit shit me up to O_O

[HorrorLover128]

One of my favorites

[th3KID96]

nerd got me good at the end lol :)

[TheBubbypower]

@th3KID96 he got everybody good

[MrKoiking1]

i can't stop listening to him say 3 and a haaaf chocolayte moooses

[TheTinman1996]

[Insert Rodan Laughing]

[HelloFade2]

You know one thing that disappointed me about the first Gremlins movie is that nothing ever happens to the Judge Reinhold character. He has one scene in the movie where he comes across as a cocky arrogant douchebag and personally i wouhd have loved to see the Gremlins give him his come uppance but no after that one scene we never see or hear from him again.

[skillzthatkillz117]

204 people arent hot as shit

[FreshSlateStudios]

did u know that et was originally called a boy's life about a kid dealing with his parent's divorce. In one of the first scenes of this movie when billy is walking through town and the title of the film playing in the theater is a boy's life. steven spielberg directed et and executively produced this movie. coinceidence???

[FreshSlateStudios]

epik movie !!!!!!

[CrazyKirby97the2nd]

Dear fans.

Like Dracula, Ghosts, and Aliens, the Gremlins are based off a mythical or possibly real creature.

If you watched the movie and hear the story about the chinese using them to hotwire machines, that's a supposedly true story.

[JMCvideosPresents]

@CrazyKirby97the2nd And thats why you touch yourself at night....



[gerbilsrock55]

At the ending where he said, "Watch out; there might be a Gremlin in your computer", I turned my iPod up slightly so it was facing the ceiling but I could still see the screen, and when the Gremlin popped up I freaked out and the volume was so loud too!

[linuslillen01]

2:19 is this a family-movie? it's like saying a porno is for kids!

[Deana89]

did you ever watch small solders its my favored movie(: 

[tnaownscena]

i wonder how many parents thought the gremlins were a family movie but by the end of the movie got the kids were scar for the rest of their childhood and their parents scared shitless

[iceying199]

The end mad me jump probably worse than anyone else! Im wearing headphones!

[HazardHighlander]

@iceying199 me to, it made my heart race for a few seconds. i hate getting scared

[ChaoticVincentV]

gremlin at end scared the shit out of me

[reh629]

i never understood the dont feed after midnight rule because technically 10 am is after midnight.

[XxMikhailMayhemxX]

ahhhh the theme song :3

[papaleo99]

I have headphones on and the ending scared the balls out of me

[donzilla4]

@papaleo99 i feel you

[Xfan17]

2:09 hot as shit

[ErlynNicma]

00:36 EPIC MOMENT!!!!

[ken0176]

lmfao i had headphones on :O

[MrDevilsbrood1012]

he forgot the female gremlin