Telemarketing Karma

[joyce1830]

Too Funny...I do feel sorry for the people stuck in those horrible jobs. If you don't want to talk to them how do you get rid of them. I usually just say I am not interested, thank you for calling and hang up. If you take a breath they jump in with more sales talk....I just wish the whole thing was outlawed it is such a nuisance.

[LadyJaneSlay]

Working at a call center is a tough job. No one goes to school to be a telemarketer and no one wants to stay in that job for long - it means obscene hours and low pay for most. Well performed, Second City!

[mattxr2i]

When a telemarketer is polite and nice while you are being an ass, this is what they are thinking about.

[PaRrOtReScUeWoTr]

Oh if only! IF ONLY! I sooooo wish I could do that sometimes!

[keithreay]

loved the song AND the crying in the shower

[4323bubba]

The best thing to do is ask them what they are wearing and act like your jerking off to thier voice. Works every time.

[SillyNerdify]

God and I thought they were bad before.... O.O

[Stonehouse760]

Because of this video, I NEVER answer my phone anymore when it comes up as a Blocked number!

[PepperLust1]

lmao!

[BillyTuskan]

It would have been funnier if she busted down the door and beat his ass or something

[bonehead414]

It's like being married.

[theghostofmw2]

I would just rick rolld her...

[fableofsky]

i would beat the shit out of that woman if she came to my house

[1994StudMuffin]

how hard is it to get a shotgun and casually...

[Kitchwamon]

she is worse than my mom. and thats saying something

[woog757]

OMg why The Hell Do Women Talk so Much Geez~! O_o

[SecretService80]

Bufanaquishria gunna cut you DEEP!

[author0raivin]

dude, my phone is named lafonda. cool

[pastafarian37]

I wonder if that's his baby.

[exheartoh08]

Muh name is LA-QUAND-A, not La-QUISH-A... THAT'S muh sista ;)

[ZR0SuM]

Damn She Prego n Pretty, funny vid lol!

[roarkachu]

look, it's the embodiment of white guilt

[missjobingo]

Yeah you tell him!

[gulabZjamal]

"I don't know where you are in the country but what're u gonna do about it?"

"I will HAUNT. YO. DREAMS. okay?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD

[Senasame]

does she sleep?

[killerblue1]

She is soooooooooo pregnant!!! or fat

[sarouelala]

@killerblue1 pregges..there's another video with them, about birth..

[ilovemyipodnanoyesh]

She wasn't wearing her seatbelt either...

[obvious11]

"What you did hurt my feelings!" LOL

[MatterEngineer]

.......She didn't have her seat-belt on.

[MizukiStarstrider]

XD ah life

[voirmoi1]

I think they're married or something in real life, they're in alot of clips together and are always playing a couple and in a few, they had a baby that looked like it could be theirs

[grahamley]

Not Karma. They, the telemarketers, started it. This reminds me of that Alanis Morisette song "Isn't it Ironic" where none of the things she said were ironies.....douche

[petermckracken]

PAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A!!!!

[zhzhuiui]

How is this karma? I donated to 5 charities. What was my reward? One of them decided to keep calling me and borderline harassing me when I said I wouldn't donate to them this year. Anyway, you can shoot and kill someone entering your home without your permission in some states, whether she's a self-righteous sassy black woman who "tells it like it is" or whomever.

[RealityExposed101]

lmao! awww... poor guy! haha

[MegRocks88]

OH HEEEELLLLL NO! *guy looks stunned* LMAO BEST PART!!!

[skylerruin]

is she pregnant ? figures.

[voirmoi1]

@skylerruin that's racist

[skylerruin]

@voirmoi1 how is that ? i said nothing about race. you make race an issue then race becomes a problem. Telemarketing doesnt require heavy lifting and so women can do that job while pregnant.

It's because i'm white you called me racist, huh?

[voirmoi1]

@skylerruin umm, how exactly would I know that you're white?

[skylerruin]

@voirmoi1 you assumed i was referring to the woman being black when i asked "is she pregnant? figures". what color would i be? you can enter what ever color. either way your a racist. i could have just said "its cuz im not black,huh ?"

[tantrikwizard]

Annoying 

[mario2477100]

i wouldeve choked the goddamn bitch

[jaylovesbarcelona]

reminds me of mad tv kinda of

[Afliss92]

It's funny cause they were married in another video and now they might as well be married XD

[derghb]

Oh yeah, I see everyone responding to rjditzel, I am wondering, who the FUCK VOTES THUMBS UP ON IT!

[hellomotobleh]

god danmmit terrible fucking song , ruined the already low class video

[gkar13]

...What? now i know why shes crazy-its cuz shes pregerz SEE! its them dam hormones!!!...ir at the very least this bitch is cotton stuffed

[tru3musicgroup]

that black girl on here is to funny

[slapageXpress]

they should have a flag button on youtube for racism..

[eatpraylove00]

@slapageXpress hows tht racist? really

[Mexigonzo]

you need to get a google voice number for that fuck face

[theULTIMATETetris]

It would be funny if they remade this but this time it would show them getting married and basically going through their entire life together.

[bobshowmore]

@Balova321 racist mother fucker!!! black ppl dont need to go away its becuz of ppl like u that we have racism in this world and im just gonna say 1 word FUCK U AND FUCK OFF!!! ok maybe 5 words :)

[Balova321]

@bobshowmore are you gay?

[bobshowmore]

@Balova321 nope but i think u r

[drewby6789]

she wasn't wearing a seat belt either

[Floralin]

Haha smo said they're married in real life.i think they make a cute couple .

[motifman06]

oh, I was hoping this was going to be about how telemarketers have no soul and finally get what's coming to them.

[Kenwei02]

Marriage is like that too :D

[rjditzel]

Hey, imunfathomable. Thanks for the support. I'd take you up on your offer, but working at Taco Bell along side you would probably make me puke, and it wouldn't be the food. Next time you need a reference, don't forget to put your Mom on your resume, if she's done checking your homework. Good luck on your PSAT's, sister!

[jaud555]

@rjditzel LOLOLOL.

[brandi29956x3]

"ohh heeelllll no mother fucker" ;D

[donwagnon3]

Oh helllllll no motha fucka

[jerban100]

its funny how theyre both pregnant haha

[shilpa88888]

I use to work as a telemarketer. I use to feel scared to go to work. I was a student just trying to make some cash.

[logitimate]

He should have beat the shit out of here. Telemarketers are scum - they know that their intruding on people's lives and annoying the fuck out of them, but they do it anyway to make money. If any of you self-righteous telemarketers calls me, I will airhorn your ass and burst your eardrum.

[Zell1Brunette]

@logitimate LMFAO yes!

[beatlemania1234]

YES!!!! I was a telemarketer for a summer. So many horrible rude and mean people out there! This video is awesome.

[stevegrca]

laquanda hahaha

[90geekgirl06]

This is why I'm nice to telemarketers and politely tell them that I'm not all that interested. They can hunt your ass down!

[struglefighter3]

ahahah ^__^

[thecardude]

LOL

[cwbellor]

Am I the only one who thought it was pretty sexy when she came through the door?

[Zazlimel]

@cwbellor not. at. all =)

[KARproductions460]

@cwbellor yes, yes you are.

[shazam3696]

@cwbellor hahahah that made me lol

[tacopeut]

@cwbellor she did what through the door? god damn.

[DarkLionInteractive]

@cwbellor am I the only one who would have at least tried to do smth else rather than sleep?....

[Ryzler13]

@cwbellor SPOILER ALERT Dam you

[LeElHa]

I have no sympathy for telemarketers. There are other jobs.

[jkprods95]

thats my sister. haha

[zapsak]

look my mom

thats why she didnt come home in 2009

[Gamer1987x]

the sound was so horrid on this one, could barely hear her

[clay180]

Which is worse to have pissed off following you around? A sassy gay guy or a sassy black woman?

[ClubEdTube]

Fuck telemarketers.

[remiyutu]

か高輪の

[JargonSauce]

lol i have actually talked to a customer service rep named la'quisha

[LucifersAngelFeather]

@JargonSauce hope ya didnt disrespect her :D

[NewportHollow]

She's pregnant, asshole.

Her husband is the guy in the video. They're also singing the song.

[cracksnake]

@NewportHollow i'm talkin about the dude!

[NewportHollow]

She's pregnant, asshole.

Her husband is the guy in the video. They're also singing the song.

[cracksnake]

@NewportHollow i meant the dude laqwanda is a hot bitty

[sethboy66]

laquwanda hahaha

[mzstevie12]

wow dats cool

[bradMi80]

can someone please tell me who sings the song?

[NewportHollow]

@bradMi80 Nyima and Joshua Funk (the people in the video) are singing.

[cracksnake]

lose some weight and don't wear such tight clothes.

[AlexyLady]

Dude, she's pregnant.

[cracksnake]

@AlexyLady im talkin about the dude holy jeeze, sexist people out there!

[YourDeadFish]

She's pregnant dumbass.

[cracksnake]

@YourDeadFish and you're sexist

[YourDeadFish]

@cracksnake So is your mother.

[cracksnake]

@YourDeadFish regardless, you attention deficit disordered miscreant, fatass should still lose some weight, look at those man tits stickin out that shirt.

[YourDeadFish]

@cracksnake I'm a girl fuckface. You suck at trolling. Go cum on a dog and sit in some cow shit.

[cracksnake]

@YourDeadFish you're a girl congratulations. I dont think anyone asked or cares.

[YourDeadFish]

@cracksnake Let me say this again. You. Suck. At. Trolling. You're not funny. Calling us sexist just because we thought you were talking about the female. She IS the star of the video. How about you damn specify instead of acting like a retarded shitbag which you most likely are.

[cracksnake]

@YourDeadFish let me break this down you liberal douchebag, you're embarassed because i called you out on your don quixote feelgood self loathing crusade against rational thought patterns. All i did was set the record straight, because over a hundred people needed to reply, because they all thought i was talking about the woman. that's some fairly sexist thinking. and the guy is the star of the video, because he's being bothered by a telemarketer. he, is the main object.

[YourDeadFish]

@cracksnake Let me break this down for you: POLITICAL INCLINATIONS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS ARGUMENT. For the record, due to your limited vocabulary, you're accusing us of being sexist due to the fact that we thought you were talking about the female despite the fact that you know nothing about our personal lives and actions. Shut the fuck up. You're an idiot. The telemarketer is indeed what the viewer pays attention to since she's the one who makes this video comedic.

[LovingKeikoKubota]

@YourDeadFish Right on, matey!

[LovingKeikoKubota]

@cracksnake You just got owned.

[NewportHollow]

@cracksnake She's pregnant, asshole.

[cracksnake]

@NewportHollow and you look adopted.

[SuperGiggleFest]

Excellent. I love how the guy has the road rage like nerve to stand up to someone on the phone, but doesn't do sh*t when they're up in his face. More of these 2 actors.

[poshko41]

The ending was the best.

[CodeXero]

Laquisha xD

[feenixrising10]

@CodeXero - "My name is Laquonda, "NOT Laquisha ,that's my sister !"

[StoneLazaurus]

this why black guys like white chicks.

[jaygee514]

@StoneLazaurus That's funny because the white guy in this video is actually married to that black girl.

[hardrivefreak]

LOL. You will not disrespect me, UHuuuhhh

wtf

[Hitoliloquy]

I just unplug the hook from the phone if they call again after the first hang-up...

[Juicytits100]

I lol'ed so hard

[trishi74]

@TheEvilOyo that's racist.

[djobo1234]

@trishi74 how is that racist? roflcopter on you

[CarsNsongS]

they should make the endings of the videos more hilarious, like surprise endings...

[MikeMaestro757]

omg she reminds me of Wanda Sykes! great vid!

[tsuikjoshiomatsu]

sheneney LOL

[darkshinoGX]

lol

[dancinmama1986]

"My name is Laquanda not Laquisha, thats my sister." ROFL

[hiroko626626]

: P I love this video!

[merrimankaylynn]

LMAOOOO!!

[GonG108]

but i like the videos well done

[rjditzel]

As a telemarketer, I SOOO wish I could do this to all the people who drop the "F" bomb on me!

[GonG108]

@rjditzel as a tele marketer you shoul be cool ( from a former Stock marcket tele marketer 91 to 96 )

[galatix27]

@rjditzel ...watch them shower? And cry?

[imunfathomable]

@rjditzel or you could get a respectable job instead of pissing people off. just a thought.

[MagnusRulerHardt]

@rjditzel

It must suck to be a telemarketer. Hated by the world...

[emw1994]

@rjditzel but still u should honor the no call list

[jaud555]

@emw1994

It's not their fault! It's their bosses. They give them numbers to call and they're just doing their job. You act like they look for numbers specifically on the no-call list to call!

[MrDroopdog1]

@rjditzel i wish you could to because i love the 2nd ammendment and hate telemarketers

[RAINBOWHORSES]

@rjditzel As a person who hates telemarketers, fuck you.

[shinoownage]

@rjditzel you do realise why they drop the Fuck you right? You people should have your network die

[derghb]

@rjditzel You've got to be fucking kidding me. Get another job if you can't take the harassment, do you think these people *want* to be called? NO! So, don't expect them to be happy about it.

I know its not your fault that jobs are scarce and this might be all you can get. But don't expect anything else than a guy hanging up on you.

[defiantwon33]

...that's my sister, uuhhhkayyy?  lmao.

[DawnLaurene]

I wish I could get to her to follow my brother around all day... Give 'em a taste of his own medicine!

[killyoulikeapig]

holy shit!

[nerual92]

Apparently telemarketers aren't allowed to say anything until you've said "hello?" twice. So usually, if I say hello just once and there is no response, I just hang up. No telemarketer worries after that!

[WildChilde89]

I always am. I hang up as soon as I hear them say they have valuable information about a time share or something equally as stupid.

Neh.

[peabrainisme]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF!

[GreenRuler47]

OR HELL NO LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[soradg]

I will never disrespect a telemarketer again.

[GonG108]

@soradg sounds like this ppl have right to break into your private live thank god this is forbidden in germany

[manicwebb]

This video had me at "I will haunt your dreams"

[dalongbong]

first stick it in her mouth.......then in her butt

[09BigBproductions]

Poor Guy

[AliceLacrimose]

ahhh... the life of a telemarketer...

[aman7676]

NEVER BE RUDE TO TELLAMARKETERS

[johnsdoeful]

I was really hoping it would end with him going "Ok... what are you selling."

[rambokam88]

lol same here

[eden1586]

this was stupid

[umoja2006]

Grits is Joshua and Nyima Funk's band. (the couple in the video)

[umoja2006]

The music playing is Grits.

[missohmoon]

La-Quanda not La-Queesha...that's my sister. bahahah. lol.

[xDISTURBEDGuRLx]

ya dont mess with a sassy black woman....

[xemmas]

i would honestly hit the bithc

[Roystah]

Really? This is why? You get black telemarketers raiding your house like that too? I bet it's because you're a racist f*ck.