Galatians 6:7 Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap, however, 2 Peter 3:9
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
Hey god, I like the brain just fine, but what's the idea giving us one tube to eat "and" breathe with?? We lose thousands of people a year from choking deaths, just from that one sick joke.
Matthew 12:31 says And so I tell you, every kind of sin and slander can be forgiven, but blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. I'm sorry but your are already doom for eternity.. We CHRISTian, no need to convince you about the great salvation God offers because you have committed an unforgivable sin in front of God. Good luck in your life in this dying world.
I'd love to see this jerk mocking Islam's god, but hey wait....the guy lacks bollocks to take the piss out of allah for fear of retribution from a billion islamofascists....
@GanEdenAustralia Have you seen my last two videos? Or the "most watched" of my videos where I challenge Muslims? Or one of my two series entitled "Islam, the Other Christianity"?
The entire doctrine of the trinity was bollocks dreamed up by the pagan infiltrator St Augustine of Hippo as a way of seizing control of nascent Christianity from the Barbarians and their Arian "heresy". By declaring the doctrine of the trinity, and resolutely condemning its critics to death Catholicism imposed their new orthodoxy based on a lie about Apostolic succession and the Primacy of Rome. It was really just imperialist Roman brainwashing as the empire crumbled from corruption.
Yes I believe in God and science. I don't believe in the old fairy tales of frogs turning into princesses (human) or spinning eggs that break open and form the universe.
Well, I don't completely beleive in the myth of God totally, I'm not a very strong christian, but I still think that there is a greater being besides us. I beleive in science more than anything, I don't beleive that God just "created" us and then put us on Earth. In fact, I beleive in the scientific theory. I'm 13, I can't have much of a life at this time, I already go out like everyday :D
I also believe that there is some force or thing which is greater than us, because there must be something spiritual or magic at the very beginning of the universe. Science can explain pretty much everything except how nothing suddenly changed into a huge new beginning. I don't believe in God I think it was just something a few clever people(Jesus and his close followers) decided to make up to either to gain power and popularity or money. Sorry if I came on a bit harsh with my first comment.
God got owned ... by God? No. Dude, you owned God.
rickariche 1 week ago
My name is Lucifer and I approve this message.
SquirrelGoneBananas 8 months ago 2
@SquirrelGoneBananas
God spoke to me and just told me that Lucifer doesn't exist.
Go enjoy your life, free of devils hiding in the shadows and angry gods watching from above.
DeistPaladin 8 months ago
god... why is my wiener small?:/
LiVeNleRn123 8 months ago 4
Trolololol
maxergud 9 months ago
Galatians 6:7 Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap, however, 2 Peter 3:9
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
CTS2433 9 months ago
Cootabux-Your supposed to be able to breathe through your nose while you eat and drink
mylovesofmylife 9 months ago
Hey god, I like the brain just fine, but what's the idea giving us one tube to eat "and" breathe with?? We lose thousands of people a year from choking deaths, just from that one sick joke.
Darth Yahweh sure has a sick sense of humor!
Cootabux 10 months ago
its a sin to call god a dork.
fermos11111 1 year ago
Matthew 12:31 says And so I tell you, every kind of sin and slander can be forgiven, but blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. I'm sorry but your are already doom for eternity.. We CHRISTian, no need to convince you about the great salvation God offers because you have committed an unforgivable sin in front of God. Good luck in your life in this dying world.
jerefe121308 1 year ago
hahahahaha. awesome video!
terranark 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT PARADOX!!!!!!!
its like dividing by zer-
mrsJojo745 1 year ago
That's a great Santa beard! Wow! I bet you went out and bought that at a store.
pretoshohmoofc 1 year ago
HOLLY FUCK, IS GOD SANTA CLAUSE!?
MalchikBlue 1 year ago
Bahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!!! Omfg ... That was an awesome recovery!!!
DurexDurpaneu2 1 year ago
I'd love to see this jerk mocking Islam's god, but hey wait....the guy lacks bollocks to take the piss out of allah for fear of retribution from a billion islamofascists....
GanEdenAustralia 1 year ago
@GanEdenAustralia Have you seen my last two videos? Or the "most watched" of my videos where I challenge Muslims? Or one of my two series entitled "Islam, the Other Christianity"?
DeistPaladin 1 year ago 3
@GanEdenAustralia Its all the same god.
matirule 1 year ago
lol good one
M23MATERAZZI 1 year ago
LOL, you're definatly my favorite deist ;D
AbusiveAntitheist 1 year ago
thanx God
i'm muslim :)
al7lm1 2 years ago
LOL!!
Best one yet (blasphemy challenge-wise)!!
jimbrown257 2 years ago
God really is awesome
ShamWoW5 2 years ago
I can see you smiling through that beard.
AlbionFan57 2 years ago
This video reminds me of this one:
watch?v=MK3bHq5vJ4M ("God's Public Service Announcement" by JacobSpinney)
XD
Surhotchaperchlorome 2 years ago
The entire doctrine of the trinity was bollocks dreamed up by the pagan infiltrator St Augustine of Hippo as a way of seizing control of nascent Christianity from the Barbarians and their Arian "heresy". By declaring the doctrine of the trinity, and resolutely condemning its critics to death Catholicism imposed their new orthodoxy based on a lie about Apostolic succession and the Primacy of Rome. It was really just imperialist Roman brainwashing as the empire crumbled from corruption.
formless777 2 years ago
I never thought I'd see the day when God himself took up the Rational Response Squad's Blasphemy Challenge.
Now I can die a happy person. :D
P.S. God, you really *are* a Dork !
Turandot29 2 years ago 9
Luckily "Mrs. God" is also a dork. :)
DeistPaladin 2 years ago
Looks like Santa's gay cousin.
ethereal14 2 years ago
I wonder if that's the Virgin Mary...
randomdd123 2 years ago
Thank you God. I will go and propagade your widsom!
"YOU SHALL PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WOMAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!"
FeineMresse 2 years ago 12
haha... The highlight of my Youtube wandering this morning. Five stars indeed.
anthonyct 2 years ago 2
It's about time!
ELECTROGOD 2 years ago
@JL Armstrong
I guess you never use the term sunset or sunrise because those aren't 21st century terms right?
jsf3483 2 years ago
Mrs.God kicks ass! lol
patrick888881 2 years ago 7
Dear Lord,
I even said in 2008 that you deny the holy spirit. I said it on your behalf when I took the Blasphemy Challenge, Heavenly Father.
Thank you, Lord, for answering my prayers and may you lead us to logic and reason.
Yours sincerely,
bearpaw72
Amen.
bearpaw72 2 years ago 6
hmm.... I believe in God, does this mean that you're telling me, a 13 year old to quit believing in God?! Q.Q
Quejira 2 years ago
No we are asking you and all people to look at the evidence and think for yourself. This is something you should be learning to do in science class.
educatedAtheist 2 years ago
Yes I believe in God and science. I don't believe in the old fairy tales of frogs turning into princesses (human) or spinning eggs that break open and form the universe.
jsf3483 2 years ago
Yep, pretty much. Get over the myth of God an move on in life.
Awesomesubscriber 2 years ago 2
Well, I don't completely beleive in the myth of God totally, I'm not a very strong christian, but I still think that there is a greater being besides us. I beleive in science more than anything, I don't beleive that God just "created" us and then put us on Earth. In fact, I beleive in the scientific theory. I'm 13, I can't have much of a life at this time, I already go out like everyday :D
Quejira 2 years ago
I also believe that there is some force or thing which is greater than us, because there must be something spiritual or magic at the very beginning of the universe. Science can explain pretty much everything except how nothing suddenly changed into a huge new beginning. I don't believe in God I think it was just something a few clever people(Jesus and his close followers) decided to make up to either to gain power and popularity or money. Sorry if I came on a bit harsh with my first comment.
Awesomesubscriber 2 years ago
lol!!!!!!!
1deanwdaniel 2 years ago
"You're Such a Dork!"
LordCustos3 2 years ago 4
LOL
versanil 2 years ago
★★★★★
Katalyzt 2 years ago
Dork? That was funny
SuperFlyNB 2 years ago 4
Thus sayeth the Lord, "Such garbage!"
LakeTiticacaw 2 years ago
Mrs. God has a sexy voice! Reow!
Devidedistand 2 years ago
"your such a dork" hahaha great video
Maghetti 2 years ago 2
as unconvincing as the beard was..it was still more convincing than anything the bible has to say lol.
kalsolarUK 2 years ago
I didn't know god was married :)
bummer999 2 years ago
That was very funny indeed LOL
DeletedDelusion 2 years ago
hahahaha great vid
iDeist 2 years ago
Smite that blaspheming wench!
unixhead101 2 years ago 5
If only...
5 stars.
amoxtlacatl 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Oh my gawd! haha
mephigog 2 years ago
No! let the woman speak!
FurieMan 2 years ago 2
LOL thats funny 5 stars
jwarrior343 2 years ago
lol
sortdane 2 years ago
Is that woman behind the curtain really Mrs Oz? ha! ;)
musicgeniusno1 2 years ago
omg, lol! When I saw you in a Santa-costume, I knew I was in for a treat!
anglaismoyen 2 years ago