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  • God got owned ... by God? No. Dude, you owned God.

  • My name is Lucifer and I approve this message.

  • @SquirrelGoneBananas

    God spoke to me and just told me that Lucifer doesn't exist.

    Go enjoy your life, free of devils hiding in the shadows and angry gods watching from above.

  • god... why is my wiener small?:/

  • Trolololol

    

  • Galatians 6:7 Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap, however, 2 Peter 3:9

    The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.

  • Cootabux-Your supposed to be able to breathe through your nose while you eat and drink

  • Hey god, I like the brain just fine, but what's the idea giving us one tube to eat "and" breathe with?? We lose thousands of people a year from choking deaths, just from that one sick joke.

    Darth Yahweh sure has a sick sense of humor!

  • its a sin to call god a dork.

  • Matthew 12:31 says And so I tell you, every kind of sin and slander can be forgiven, but blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. I'm sorry but your are already doom for eternity.. We CHRISTian, no need to convince you about the great salvation God offers because you have committed an unforgivable sin in front of God. Good luck in your life in this dying world.

  • hahahahaha. awesome video!

  • HOLY SHIT PARADOX!!!!!!!

    its like dividing by zer-

  • That's a great Santa beard! Wow! I bet you went out and bought that at a store.

  • HOLLY FUCK, IS GOD SANTA CLAUSE!?

  • Bahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!­!!!! Omfg ... That was an awesome recovery!!!

  • I'd love to see this jerk mocking Islam's god, but hey wait....the guy lacks bollocks to take the piss out of allah for fear of retribution from a billion islamofascists....

  • @GanEdenAustralia Have you seen my last two videos? Or the "most watched" of my videos where I challenge Muslims? Or one of my two series entitled "Islam, the Other Christianity"?

  • @GanEdenAustralia Its all the same god.

  • lol good one

  • LOL, you're definatly my favorite deist ;D

  • thanx God

    i'm muslim :)

  • LOL!!

    Best one yet (blasphemy challenge-wise)!!

  • God really is awesome

  • I can see you smiling through that beard.

  • This video reminds me of this one:

    watch?v=MK3bHq5vJ4M ("God's Public Service Announcement" by JacobSpinney)

    XD

  • The entire doctrine of the trinity was bollocks dreamed up by the pagan infiltrator St Augustine of Hippo as a way of seizing control of nascent Christianity from the Barbarians and their Arian "heresy". By declaring the doctrine of the trinity, and resolutely condemning its critics to death Catholicism imposed their new orthodoxy based on a lie about Apostolic succession and the Primacy of Rome. It was really just imperialist Roman brainwashing as the empire crumbled from corruption.

  • I never thought I'd see the day when God himself took up the Rational Response Squad's Blasphemy Challenge.

    Now I can die a happy person. :D

    P.S. God, you really *are* a Dork !

  • Luckily "Mrs. God" is also a dork. :)

  • Looks like Santa's gay cousin.

  • I wonder if that's the Virgin Mary...

  • Thank you God. I will go and propagade your widsom!

    "YOU SHALL PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WOMAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!"

  • haha... The highlight of my Youtube wandering this morning. Five stars indeed.

  • It's about time!

  • @JL Armstrong

    I guess you never use the term sunset or sunrise because those aren't 21st century terms right?

  • Mrs.God kicks ass! lol

  • Dear Lord,

    I even said in 2008 that you deny the holy spirit. I said it on your behalf when I took the Blasphemy Challenge, Heavenly Father.

    Thank you, Lord, for answering my prayers and may you lead us to logic and reason.

    Yours sincerely,

    bearpaw72

    Amen.

  • hmm.... I believe in God, does this mean that you're telling me, a 13 year old to quit believing in God?! Q.Q

  • No we are asking you and all people to look at the evidence and think for yourself. This is something you should be learning to do in science class.

  • Yes I believe in God and science. I don't believe in the old fairy tales of frogs turning into princesses (human) or spinning eggs that break open and form the universe.

  • Yep, pretty much. Get over the myth of God an move on in life.

  • Well, I don't completely beleive in the myth of God totally, I'm not a very strong christian, but I still think that there is a greater being besides us. I beleive in science more than anything, I don't beleive that God just "created" us and then put us on Earth. In fact, I beleive in the scientific theory. I'm 13, I can't have much of a life at this time, I already go out like everyday :D

  • I also believe that there is some force or thing which is greater than us, because there must be something spiritual or magic at the very beginning of the universe. Science can explain pretty much everything except how nothing suddenly changed into a huge new beginning. I don't believe in God I think it was just something a few clever people(Jesus and his close followers) decided to make up to either to gain power and popularity or money. Sorry if I came on a bit harsh with my first comment.

  • lol!!!!!!!

  • "You're Such a Dork!"

  • LOL

  • ★★★★★

  • Dork? That was funny

  • Thus sayeth the Lord, "Such garbage!"

  • Mrs. God has a sexy voice! Reow!

  • "your such a dork" hahaha great video

  • as unconvincing as the beard was..it was still more convincing than anything the bible has to say lol.

  • I didn't know god was married :)

  • That was very funny indeed LOL

  • hahahaha great vid

  • Smite that blaspheming wench!

  • If only...

    5 stars.

  • No! let the woman speak!

  • LOL thats funny 5 stars

  • lol

  • Is that woman behind the curtain really Mrs Oz? ha! ;)

  • omg, lol! When I saw you in a Santa-costume, I knew I was in for a treat!

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