Everybody Hates Chris S1E2P2

[kvcsinc]

love dis show

[Comedylova78]

"NO! If that happens again SOMEBODY gettin STABBED!!!" LMFAOO!!

[IBsnob]

"NO! if that happens again somebody gettin stabbed!!!" LMFAO

[kasenj]

try this (slams door) lmfaO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[minniemaneka]

keke lol

[AlphaNinja1000]

5:40 ha look at terry's forehead. looks like a chinese guy

[spursfan112]

@AlphaNinja1000 Hahahaha!

[99fullmetalfan]

COLA !!!!!!! LMAO

[zacox1]

he slapped the black off him

[hoesrock874]

Ok that didn't work pause ahhhhhhh! Rolflmao!

[Zunkey]

dats the cheapest lookin' soda around all of brooklands

[cybersteel8]

@Zunkey BROOLYN wtf dude....

[AmbreyahDetBitch]

Lol try a white girl no chris try a mixed gurl :)) Lol love dus show

[MYkelloGs]

4:30 - 4:45 LMAO!!!!

[arielito91]

she'll make you forget ALL about Kiki lmfao

[30icecold]

i lmfao at1:30

[MrBasketballforever1]

LOL at 1:30- 43

[TheDarkShadowArt]

loool dats not nice, drew didnt even no her name, teisha den kiki loooooooool

[xclusivex05]

"Keep your distance" cracked me up!!!

[sweetie199719]

I hate that sister!

[1120nicki]

I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dipbox2]

lol try a white girl

[GdoubleWB]

@dipbox2 Chocolate Vanilla Swirl! XD

[GdoubleWB]

@dipbox2 I <3 short white girls!

[Prettyprincesschulax]

Omg so funny if it happens again someone get stabbed haha the way she says itxx lol

[black555z1]

love

[ezzo9009]

telling the joke at the comment is realy a buzzkill for people how havent watched it yet stop fucking the punchlines of the videos

[canoshizrocks]

@ezzo9009 Don't read the comments before you watch, noob.

[ezzo9009]

@canoshizrocks how can you be a noob watching a video dumbass and it is hard to not to see the comments before seening the video when you have a big monitor maybe if you get a job you can get better stuf and stop trolling on the internet peace out mother fucker

[canoshizrocks]

@ezzo9009 u mad bro?

[choyleefutkid1]

lol he got jacked hahahaha

[urmomsmomsmom7]

6:44-6:46

my behind was perfectly clear to you last wedensday.

funny shit

[ExForceFire]

7:05, how to get your self out of a sicuation like that...

say, you accidentally smaked her (confess)

say your sorry, the girl got mad,

say your sorry again, and say you thougth it was your girl.

then if she keeps whining

say your a guy, your attrated to girls, but it dosnt mean you love them, then say something cheesy, walah, if it dosnt work, then your a terrible actor :3

[FluorideIonsFly]

and he pays her like the ho she is 0:46

[Dangeroussora]

Wait a sec, was that someone on fire?, and Chris did nothing?

[Tube23287]

@Dangeroussora He was depressed. Besides, you can conclude from th girls outside it was his imagination

[ForNizzleMyShizzle]

Becasue ure boob fine, baby.

[InvaderKiEMO]

@ForNizzleMyShizzle it says both

[ForNizzleMyShizzle]

@InvaderKiEMO i know it was for fun xD:D

[InvaderKiEMO]

@ForNizzleMyShizzle lol

[zazwa1]

so what if he thinks shiela is pretty? .. he didnt do anything .. dang!!

[LionEntity]

Fuck Julius!

[SSUnited2309]

@LionEntity

fuck you!

[LionEntity]

@SSUnited2309 i was just kiddin muthafucka! (i don't even remember why i wrote that) but anyways...fuck u

[1hahaloser]

stupid keisha

[caffywaffy87]

@shur1213 he is younger cus he is 10 but when I first watched this I thought he was like 13 or summin lolz

[1DreamLiveHope1]

awww poor chris :( Drew is so bogus but he's kinda cutee :]

[MrAwalef]

Rochelle: I know your not blind, julius. She is pretty. And i u think i dont look like her im ok whit it.

Julius: Really ?

Rochelle: NO, IF THAT HAPPENDS AGAIN, SOMEBODY ARE GETTING STABBED .. :)

7:09 - 7:24 HAHHA LMAO

[MrAwalef]

K£sha !

[BAcodballers]

2 HELL with Keisha PICK ME hahahaha

[faithfulmonkey]

this is one of my fav episodes damn its funny :D

[melovesmj1]

hahah guy runnin on fire lol he dddnt eve care

[shur1213]

is drew older or younger? his voice is deeper and he looks older.

[greeenmind12]

@shur1213 but he's younger than Chris: "you know what is like to have little brother bigger than you?" that's hillarious lol

[micboy23]

@shur1213 younger

[7070nano]

she is a total slut

[BL4RN3YMEDIA]

" cant blame a sister for trying, TRY THIS *Shuts door* LMAO! "

[Uriel6178]

Julius - And if someone is on fire,take your sister and get in!

[flamingo365]

LMAO! its funny how he doesn't care getting robbed!!!

[hitman8471]

This is the epsoide wheir chris slapped the black off of drew

[iLikeAAK]

Julius is the best!!!

[Chatterb48]

JULIUS'S HEAD IS SO SHINY!!! xD

[mounluuv]

My behind were perfectly clear last week haha

 LMAO!

[tootie22ful]

greg and chris are SO cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Proud2bBlack31]

LMFFFAO!!!!! One sign said "try a white girl"

[TheKg251]

A GUY WAS ON FIRE!!!!!! LMAAAOOOOO

[CharsReverie]

@adrianleorafal It said PICK Me.

LOL

[y0lka]

Just finished 1st season. My boyfriends 11 year old brother advised me to watch. I like it!

[amielgause]

"if u think im her im ok with it.u are?.NO.if u mix me up with someone eles again someone getting stabbed.lol

[adrianleorafal]

one said '2 hell with keisha f*ck me" rofl

[bookiee8]

@adrianleorafal it actually said "PICK me"...pause it at 1:13. It would have been hilarious if it did say "f*ck me", but they tried to keep it family-friendly.

[JndJproductions]

lol sooooo badly at 1:32!!

[MrsSoccerChamp739]

Drew Doesnt even Know Her Name......Teshia....KeKe.....L­ls

[hawkh20]

kind of racist but funny

[713BOONE]

lol

[Dedokai32]

Someone should do a 'Julius best bits lol'

[2candy98]

watz tht song called?

[crazyflier22]

i like cchhrriiss

[Roadmaster619]

try a black boy or black girl

[starwarsfan108]

tonya sucks

[deathjudge2006]

No! If that happens againg somebody gettin stabbed! *smile* omg that was so funny.

[djrobt2]

LOL!!

Best show on TV

We still watch the reruns...

[Banjokazooiemaster]

"When my behind was perfectly clear to you last Wednesday,"

Um... ew?

[ichigoxmarura15]

I've always liked the sad music in Everybody hates chris

[dhills2009]

@ichigoxmarura15

WORD.

[Xenomorph237]

LOL the burning man was too hot to be noticed!!!

[marcilio885]

julius é muito engraçado

[marcilio885]

o chris é muito bom!!!!!!!!!!!!

[timebandit11]

Why the hell does the TV show show chris as having only a brother and a sister? he had three brothers, one was older, and two were younger, I guess TV shows can't get too personal with someones life.

[Hulk2k6]

@timebandit11

That's because it's LOOSELY based on events. None of these sitcoms are ever 100% accurate... Roseanne for example was a bit flip-flop.

Nobody really wants to see a complete carbon copy of someone's life on TV, film maybe.

[GazzTheFunkadelic]

I know you're pain, my friend. Sure does suck.

[1968basketball]

i luv dis show

[jordanthaking]

thiz is my fav show dont try kesha but she hottttttttttt

[swhall1]

on this part it played breakin my heart by mint condition

[stuffofpie1]

If u think I look like her then I'm ok with it :D....... Really?........ NO >:( if that happens again some1 Gunna get stabbed!!

Lmfao!!

[KillingJoke696]

Dads the best character on the show.

[Kapo465]

Julius is awesome! Im With ya!

[1moe7]

LMAO

Try a white girl XD

[Beatlesman99]

I saw this last night

[sirchanceify]

0:00-0:18

0:00 - 0:18

LMAO!!! Tonya is hilarious

[SweetBrwnSuga]

I ain't know that Keisha was Sheila's daughter, i have seen Sheila on MANY later episodes, but not Keisha...

[SweetBrwnSuga]

Tell Rochelle that I'll be-(SLAM)

[classicphile]

"Try a white girl"

FUNNY!

[jemdiamonds819]

lol

[1moe7]

Lol and "Can't blame a sister for trying."

[selgomezddlovatofan2]

@classicphile do you know who is the white girl???

[selgomezddlovatofan2]

@classicphile do u know what the girl name is??

[selgomezddlovatofan2]

@classicphile do u know what the girl name is??

[VideoFanatic461]

@classicphile then one girl's sign said, "Not a Virgin" lol

[shireen11botros]

@classicphile alieeeeeeeee

[7070nano]

@classicphile no shit

[superworthy]

LMAOOO, im mad im sooo late with this show. Im just now getting into it and its cancelled, uughhh. This show is funny.

[classicphile]

@superworthy

Happens to me alot. Many shows I dont discover and become a fan of until after several seasons its been on the air or after its been canceled.

[sdseals2076]

@classicphile, me too.

[Greeneagle86]

Same here man. It happens 2 me alot of times. I don't get into a show until much later.

[tariqm96]

lol 2 jokes

[TimxX]

at 8:45 is this a full song ?? if yes plz tell me the name of the song

[bobasish]

wat is the song thats playin when chris is in the bathroom getting ready for keisha plz response back

[goodolboy17]

is drew older then chris in real life?

[presidentofrap]

no drew is chri's younger brother

[78856493]

lol try a white girl wait wat is she doing in bed-stuy

[selgomezddlovatofan2]

@78856493 do u know what the girl name is??

[78856493]

poor chris and juiluis wow u guys know juiluis and chris r bonding

[78856493]

1:03-1:35 poor chris i feel bad

[westside37ysereke]

man he kept his cool at 0:09 that would have been hard for me

[twocomedianbrothers]

@westside37ysereke OMG! my best friend tony did that to me with my girlfriend

[Amazlngg]

I Think Dude On Fire Is Supposed To Be

Richard Pryor.

[USER114ful]

wow julis didnt no who chris was tallking about. : ) Keke :D

[crazylegz81]

can anybody tell me whats the name of the song starting by 7:31 please i need this song.. Please help me

[balla419]

2:48 AHAHAHAHA!!

[alexaelektra1]

i dont understand what julius was trying to explain to chris before he knew he was actually talking about keisha

[thepurpleicequeen]

pahahahahahaha 1:29

[afroguy100]

lol its so funny and they lol so flippin cute *pitys*

[intense2100]

WOW I FEEL BAD MY BIG BRO

[celticswin101]

lol ure gonna need a condom

[xboxgamerguy5]

1:27 LMFAO

[xshortcake079x]

LOL. It's crazy. If i were to have written a sitcom, it would have come out like this--my mishaps, arguing with the siblings, all the good late 70s/80s music, the hustlers, the bullies, the moochers, arguing over bills, satire of stereotypes, repeating a scenerio in different situations. Then in 05 this sitcom comes out. This is the BEST show ever. I wish Chris would do a sequal, like the late 80s early 90s where he goes on his journey as a comedian, but with his family around.

[travjules]

wats da name of the song that was playn in the background wen chris started wlkn outside wen his heart was broken??

[g4gia]

mint condition-breakin my heart

[commandershadebetter]

No it is not. You lied.

[g4gia]

no i didnt on the original episode it is this the wrong song who ever put this on here changed the song

[MrCheeto326]

rochelle relates to my mom because she aways screaming

[Skate2Prodigy]

Why are they trying to beat Greg up but they dont when Chris is near him?

[11coltsfan1]

watch part 1 of this episode

[keepthapinit]

Because the principal told Caruso if he's caught within 10 feet of Chris, he was going to be suspended...So Greg is cool with Chris, and they wanted to take their frustrations out on him...

[ROXIO7]

"If this happens again, somebody getting stabbed!"

Rochelle is the bomb :)

[Skate2Prodigy]

Sup with the dude on fire?

[pocssakram6]

that was suppose to be funny

[ALoftis11]

wtf this aint the original song

[keepthapinit]

Greg was about to get killed

[londononion]

DAMN, Thats rough, chris went through a lot to impress kiesha...Only to find his little brother kissing her... ouch

[MultiMusicLover12]

8:41 is hilarious!!!! hahaha

[MultiMusicLover12]

Try A White Girl..... Lol hahahahahaha

[selgomezddlovatofan2]

@MultiMusicLover12 do u know what the girl name is??

[sgd09rules]

lol try a white girl

[selgomezddlovatofan2]

@sgd09rules do u know what the girl name is??

[bethel231]

@selgomezddlovatofan2 her name is keysha or chrises lil sis thats tanya

[selgomezddlovatofan2]

@bethel231 i mean the white girl whats her name??

[musicstuffer]

@bethel231 you are stupid tanya is chris's lil sis. That girl is keysha

[bethel231]

@musicstuffer i know thats what i just gone tellin u idiot your the stupid one

[bethel231]

@selgomezddlovatofan2  oh i dont know i dont think it tells you sorry

[princessjam12]

lol there was a man on fire LIKE IF I WAZ CHRIS ILL BE LIKE STOP DROP AND ROLL DUDE DO IT COME ON ITLL HELP!

saftey first :)

[quippanig41]

try a white girl. ha ha ha.

[SUREKILLSALOT]

cant go wrong with a white girl i guess?

[kemimets23]

ahhh puperty deeper voice,pimples,women,and SEX WAIT WTF i know random comment

[damian11215]

2:57 I have dat shrit

[BIHsolja21]

he likes keesha

[TheAMGClub]

I like it at 8:44 where the choir sings

"Everybody ha- ates Chris"

[Waralien1]

me too i always look forward to those parts :)

[masterminekid90]

thx

[RFWolfKingZX]

its Mint Conditon - Break My Heart

[xxbiznatch101xx]

wow he actualy gave her the money last time i checked so hired to turtor not prostitute i wudda kept duh money