Kids playing police in Chinese TV programme

[click212]

She is so adorable. I wish it had sub titles. Thanks I still was able to get the gist of it.

[tmSH1]

I saw this on chinese website, last year....could not help laugh all the way...these kids are delirious...just wish could hug them..

[YY6531]

@MidoriCrayon

At the very begining, the woman put a pan on table and told the girl:'this is the thief's weapon, plz watch him caz I got 2 leave for a moment. c u soon.' Then she start sobing.

:-D

After that the thief said:'she gone? she gone! listen, How many years you 2 been cops? I'm inersent let me go, PLZ!' then she said:'ah??? don't KILL me!!!'with crying. sacared the thief and he sweating.

[YY6531]

@MidoriCrayon

Yes, she's really crying.

She's too sensitive, but all things she said are really funny.

The second part is a fighting couple went to plice station. The women said:'he've done nothing at home!!!'. then the girl crying and say:'U'r a women and a women should know how to suffer.' Then everyone in China who saw that couldn't stop laughing. It's too fuuny that a little girl said such mature words. After the show, she in an interview all things are herself's words. isn't cute?

[thewondergirlsfan]

Hahaha hao

[DarkmoonUK]

Shame on the swearing and racist commenters, this is an entertainment video. Have.some damn manners.

[princekushiro]

哈哈哈哈哈~ 超可愛的 XDD

[YY6531]

I want to say, If you want to put English name on this vidio, why you didn't put on title? You are making foreigners misunderstanding!

Guys, this is a FUNNY vidio, nothing about harm the little girl. The two children acting as policmen and interrogate thief. The boy think it is awesome. but when the girl saw the appearance of the thief, she felt very nervous and start crying. the thief DIDN'Tsay any harmful words. u can see the boy felt the girl is too nervous and want her 2 come down.

[XiaoXiong96]

她是可爱！

[lilblake90]

little boy: dude this is awesome

little girl: i wanna go home.

[NLS87]

FUCK YOU CHINA LITTLE PEOPLE

[YAHACOFFE3]

@MegaJoey1969 1969's the year which ur mum was fu***cked by large num of pye-dogs u are the product.this caused ur inferior thought.

[YAHACOFFE3]

MegaJoey1969  1969's the year which ur mum was fu***cked by large num of pye-dogs u are the product.this caused ur inferior thought.

[YAHACOFFE3]

@cuteguy4816 yep,i 'm also very gald that u was borned in the right place.JAPAN is a huge dog lair.i still remember last time i saw ur mum being fu*&&&cked by huge number of pye-dogs.u r the product of pye-dogs,i know.that;s why u seem to be jealousy of others.thank u very much for showing us how an idiot conducts

[YAHACOFFE3]

@foxgugu u r the product of pye-dogs,i know.that;s why u seem to be jealousy of others.maybe i need to patronize ur mum so that she can get some money to cure ur mental disease

[YAHACOFFE3]

台灣（狗狗）們，靠妖 當年你們媽媽被我滾著插的時候，你連屎都不是 現在長大了學會裝逼了?你這蠢貨，侏儒 平均身高不足170的垃圾種族，站直了也就頂多到老子肩膀，廢了­你這垃圾不需要3分鐘 不服留電話，滾遠點吧，讓老子見到你們 一拳一個

[jjnncc699666]

TM台湾淫。。。哪个片子你们不损大陆人一下，有意思吧，怎么着­了，招你惹你，就你们这点点素质怎么混啊。。。

[cuteguy4816]

cute kids:P

[baboboi01]

I am so glad I was born Japanese lawlz.

I would prolly shoot myself if I was born Chinese.

THANK GOD LOL.

[frogger832]

@baboboi01 I wish you would shoot yourself. Then everyone would be happy :).

[DejaVuEXP]

@baboboi01 dude ur so korean, quit pretending to be a japanese and trolling on the internet

[yaypandafish]

@baboboi01 The trolls like you should shut the fuck up.

[BabyPandaTales]

Likey Funny Video. check out "Dude, Where's My Tooth?"

[tiroujp]

This girl's voice sound Doraemon. lol

[osbbso123]

omg omg !!! this is FCKING FUNNY

[mecidlo]

Looks funny :)

[fitnesschaser01]

can someone translate?

[YY6531]

@fitnesschaser01

This is a FUNNY vidio. The two children acting as policmen and interrogate thief. The boy think it is awesome. but when the girl saw the appearance of the thief, she felt very nervous and start crying. the thief DIDN'Tsay any harmful words. u can see the boy felt the girl is too nervous and want her 2 come down.People all fell that the girl is so cute.

[YY6531]

@fitnesschaser01

The thief said:'the police is gone, open it for me please~' the girl answer:'I don't know how!'then the thief stand up with the pan say'u r plice,u should know.' she crying'don't kill me!!!' makes the actor so embarrassed and want to come down he, but he can't during the vidio. any way I'll translate some and put on youtube.

[selina0910]

好假，一看那个小女孩就是事先背好那些台词的吧。

[KrazyNinjaPanda]

China is full of dumb fuck faggots

[iTouchin]

@KrazyNinjaPanda Dumb to the point where its the second most powerful country in the world (and soon to be the first)?

[mahuang2049]

@KrazyNinjaPanda you're a idot,fuck

[nkjch]

某些白痴看个综艺节目都要扯上政治。无语。。。

[wocnmlgb]

傻逼台湾佬 你们最好赶紧滚 滚的越远越好 还真把自己当回事了！妈逼的！找你们美国爹去吧！最好来次十级大­地震把那鸡巴破岛屿炸沉最好！ 方便快捷省事！我们不要 美国佬也别要！

[rockeer]

Im so confused

[orpilla75]

võll_geìl_lèùté_sücht_mäl_nâch­:_olikohle_Àuf_gøÓglê_voll_gÉì­l

[MrJohnnyParson]

Slanty-eyed celestial monkey babies

[FoolishInTheEnd]

whats up with that accent, so ridiculous.

[maxtergundam]

@FoolishInTheEnd its call chinese dumb fuck

[STFU123Fuck]

So the police said to the prisoner: don kill me, you are a good guy, don kill me!!!

[lkfczzw]

台湾人??? 老子大陆人比你们丫有钱多了，个子也比你们丫高。学历比你们丫高­，身边的妞比你们的漂亮。你们独立去呗，老子们哪天不高兴了，扔­个原子弹什么的。让你们台湾二十年不长草！还他妈挺牛逼。不知道­有什么资格牛逼？？

[lkfczzw]

Taiwanese is the dog of whoever is rich. Taiwanese is a sympathetic "country".They write Chinese word, speak Manderine Chinese, and love to be the dog of Japan which is the country who rape taiwanese women 100 years ago. maybe the commentators are the fucking hybrid son of Japan, hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Ciferz]

@lkfczzw Wow you seem to be really stupid, and also your English is incredibly bad. May I suggest suicide?

[Jacko9beethoven]

Your answer does not hold. Taiwan has alwalys been doing business with China, and economic interests are so many between the two, so why the split..? These two should really go back together. History has made a split and life shall reconcile the two..This is what it going on lately.

[why123]

大家别和台湾人（呆丸螂）计较。他们的爸爸都是狗，妈妈是人的半­成品。没心没肺的东西。

祝福台湾佬含家富贵，日日被人叼，餐餐食狗屎。吾好来大陆赚钱，­死台湾狗！我地大陆人o既黑心商品会毒死你全家！

[imchineselady]

现在电视节目喜欢搞小孩了。

[TheWarPope]

疯狂的中国

[Chanchyin]

台灣人真係好撚煩,好似睇親中文片就會見到,又要次次都成個怨婦­罵街

[MissHooky08]

youtube.com/watch?v=PY9bmpV0lO­8

[MrRikkyo]

这小姑娘乐死我了啊哈哈哈哈哈！！！太可爱了！

[foxgugu]

我艹，我笑得不行了

[skeleton1004]

Fuck China!

Senkaku Island Belong to Japanese Territory!

Chinese have Fucking dirty smell~~~!!

Dirty Motherfxcker Chinese!!

[xSoShi]

@skeleton1004 fuck off .

[BelloSanshou]

@skeleton1004 omg girl , i love u, you are so ~~~~~~~~~~~~~cute

you like a barking dog wwwww

[xlp1021]

@skeleton1004 japan belong to China too.

[Leizazure]

@xlp1021 Correction , Japan and China are two different nations , but Japanese originated from Chinese which came from China , so did Korean.

[Leizazure]

@skeleton1004 That island belongs to both nations.

I just can't understand why two nations can't split a small measly island into two portions , Papua New Guinea was like that. >.<

[Jacko9beethoven]

@Leizazure Why should this tiny bit of island should be split..? Logically it should belong to Japan , just look how big is China already..? Doesn't China have enought territory....? China has Taiwan back, that's enough isn't it..?

[Leizazure]

@Jacko9beethoven Don't ask me , I'm not from china , but I am from Chinese Descent which sucks. NOT ADDING TO THE FLAME>

[lkfczzw]

@skeleton1004 Where is that island? We don't know what you are talking about.... All right all right, give you this island? Are you happy now?

[elorguyo]

fake crying xD 麽華人拿著外國爸爸的錢來詆毀中國，中國這 wooow chinese

i know how to writw chinese 多海外什麽華人拿著外國爸爸的錢來詆毀中國，中國這也不好­那也­不好

那你幹嘛還要關注我們這個地獄呢，你們就讓我們生活在水生火熱里­­好了

台灣人罵大陸人支那，同樣的你們在我 what did i say xDD ay me enamore de la chinita ahhaha

[elorguyo]

fake crying xD 麽華人拿著外國爸爸的錢來詆毀中國，中國這 wooow chinese

i know how to writw chinese 多海外什麽華人拿著外國爸爸的錢來詆毀中國，中國這也不好­那也­不好

那你幹嘛還要關注我們這個地獄呢，你們就讓我們生活在水生火熱里­­好了

台灣人罵大陸人支那，同樣的你們在我 what did i say xDD

[cesca615]

犯人都不知所措了XD 好可愛XDDDDDDDDDD

[540384342]

funny

[TheCrazycupcake9]

What the crap?!?!?

[ElenrineMusic]

我就搞不懂了，這個跟他媽台灣人有什麽關係 有什麽好吵的

還有好多海外什麽華人拿著外國爸爸的錢來詆毀中國，中國這也不好­那也不好

那你幹嘛還要關注我們這個地獄呢，你們就讓我們生活在水生火熱里­好了

台灣人罵大陸人支那，同樣的你們在我們眼裡就是巴子

別以為所有大陸人見到台灣巴子都會喊同胞，至少在我眼裡你們跟菲­律賓人差不多

[vvlu000]

怎麼走到哪兒都遇得到台灣鄉巴佬啊。興致都没有了。

[j0hnnyh1]

wait Fake Act Crying Or Real Pffft 

[CowboySteveSpurs]

@j0hnnyh1 真的.

[j0hnnyh1]

@CowboySteveSpurs 我只是想知道

[10Boomer9]

This is really cute! I wish I understood Mandarin a little better.

[raymilk1990]

@10Boomer9 this girl act as a police and the first guy act as a robber and he said:let me go I'm not bad guy.the girl thought he will kill her .she was so afraid so she crid hardly.

my English is also not good

[10Boomer9]

@raymilk1990 您很好讲英语。 我知道她被惊吓了。 她是真正地逗人喜爱的。 现在，我忘记汉语。

[GabriellovesSatan]

说实话，台湾人现在还保留着50～70年代莫名的优越感，也不看­看现在台湾GDP比我们的广东省GDP少多少（不欺负你，拿你和­我们一个省比），台湾艺人一天到晚飞到大陆捞钱卖乖，实在下作！

一群刁民，弹丸岛区也敢对着大陆叫嚷，让你去独立，到时板块飘逸­岛沉了别在南海哭着嚷着要进来！

[couchpotato25]

@GabriellovesSatan dude I'm not Taiwanese, but comparing Taiwan to Guangdong seems rather unfair. firstly, I don't think there's a need for comparison, I've been to both places and Taiwan was much cleaner/nicer/wealthier by far. secondly, we're all ethnic chinese. stop putting yourselves down ok?

[ElenrineMusic]

@GabriellovesSatan 他們已經“獨立”了 呵呵呵 人家每天都會對著自己說 我們已經獨立 我們已經獨立 大陸人都是農村 大陸人土什麽的 這就是台灣人

[WANGHUI52610]

@GabriellovesSatan

想进来？可以呀先通过卫生检疫~看看有没有病毒传染病什么的，接­着差有没有反华事迹，基本上快点一个月内就能上岸，先漂海里吧

[shayexu10]

hā hā ， zhēn kě ài

哈 哈 ， 真 可 爱

[richiebanderas]

你好, 我是來自土耳其的吳鳳, 目前在台灣演藝圈發展. 做不同的中文電視跟舞台表演給華人看. 希望你也會支持我, 看看我的中文脫口秀, 歡迎來我的頻道.

新年快樂,

祝

吳鳳

[jheit1]

damn commies indoctrinating their children at an early age

[Love9bugs1]

娱乐而已～

[Love9bugs1]

娱乐而已

[Senson7]

博君一笑的短片，台湾人是在哭爸什么？鸡拜神经大条什么事都要扯­到政治，KAO YAO LA o0ox999999

[shyment3]

if you want to put subtitle put it on the video not to the title,,, i perfer u right the title in chinese

[airsoftmaster51]

Lol I Speak No Chinese but i think i know what she's Saying OH MAH GOD HE ISH GOING TEH KILL MEH!!!

[HanDannie]

大家不要陪台湾人傻逼了好么。。。这是怎么开始的啊。。。

[ihijacky]

某些台湾人是否已得了精神病了？ 到处在关于大陆的视频里留言骂中国人。。。连这么可爱的女孩也不­放过

[dfhimail]

台湾人自己都搞分裂，更别说让它跟中国谈什么认同感了，台湾最好­分裂成两个国家，一个蓝台湾一个绿台湾，中间画个83线，没事相­互炮轰一下，中国组织个N方会谈帮它俩劝劝架！这可能是很多台湾­人想得到的结果。

[Jacko9beethoven]

@dfhimail That's so funny, you do not think there are so many economic links between taiwan and china..Why make two countries when you can make one..? Ridiculous !

[Leizazure]

@Jacko9beethoven Taiwan was formed when there was political issues in China , China then warned Taiwan that it will soon take back its territory (Taiwan).

Enough info?

[lkfczzw]

@dfhimail yep!!!! fucking stupid taiwanese.

[JrFLYnnIV]

this is like "delocated" but funny.

[kusa426]

都證實是演出來的了

支那小屁孩的功力可真厲害~



[HanDannie]

@kusa426 闭嘴呗贱人 支你妈支啊

[tonyboby0611]

這部片, 真是經典, 從某方面來說, 它代表中國的掘起, (40年前, 不可能有中國的片, 在華人圈, 有討論的餘地!!!)

[ihijacky]

有些台湾人太敏感了，可爱的小女孩不看非要谈政治。。。中国人谁­在乎你们的感受啊，等你们被美日玩腻后不还得乖乖回来被我们干，­等着吧

[Jasonovian]

your letters look really weird

[zpq19910501]

原来在每个有关大陆和台湾的视频都能引起一片两岸的"议论"声

[sageyash]

making a little girl cry isn't funny :S

[zutingting]

挺好笑一视频 干什么非得扯上政治国界 都是人 搞那么多事干什么 什么时候人类消失了就都消停了

[WANGHUI52610]

@henrihuang1  请不要再跟人家台湾人说什么中国~没救了~已经没救了，他们已经­承认是日本人的后裔了，跟她们说这玩意儿干啥？人家台湾人把说日­语当成一种时尚，当成人家的母语~咱们正儿八经的中国人就没必要­意淫了~我就想不通咱们大陆那么使劲宣传”台湾是中华民族大家庭­的一员”“一家亲”什么的干啥？？悲哀不？我是在俄罗斯上学的，­遇见几个台湾人上课都不用汉语，刚开始不会俄语人家用英语交流！­！老师问他是哪的？人家说是台湾，还专门强调不是中国人！说完后­我们跟老师都笑了~对于一帮病入骨髓的人讲什么都是毫无意义的。­就叫他们怀揣着自以为优越的”台湾籍“****（讲文明树新风所­以和谐掉）吧，中华民族的大家庭少了他们也缺不了什么！顶多多一­个制裁的对象和敌人罢了，五六十年前的解放军都能把美国佬打跑了­现在还怕他们不成么？再多两个台湾多两个日本又算得了什么？？？­请台湾人回归自己的所谓母国日本吧~美日台一家亲嘛跟着美日肯定­会大富大贵。你看人家美日都红了一百年了，后一百年肯定也是美日­的天下嘛。支持台湾独立！马英九下台！赶快把你们的“陈水？”叫­什么陈水扁是吧，赶快放出来要不延误你们的独立！我们也看着心急

[YoungGoGo]

@WANGHUI52610 你先去舔你媽的屁眼吧...

[songpohsiang2]

@YoungGoGo

請文明發言。。。

[MrMarimi]

@WANGHUI52610 我只能說 台灣人就是台灣人 請別把台灣人推給誰誰誰 我們不是日本人 更不是中國人 我們就是台灣人 要說什麼話 ~ 是我們的自由 語言很多種 大陸人還不是很愛說英文 我們能說什麼嗎 ? 馬英九本來就該下臺了 陳水扁 ~ 更不用說 別上台吧

[Danminlu]

@MrMarimi 有完没完了，我已经不想和台湾人说什么政治问题了，死了那条心吧­，台湾不可能独立的

[MrMarimi]

@Danminlu 能不能獨立 ~ 我是不在乎啦

但是我能確定的是

大陸那邊的治安也好不到哪裡去

少五十步笑百步 ~

黑心商品這麼多

說也好笑 哈哈

[522yuanlu1]

日和的配音。。

[yuyaoyao]

一群神经，看个好笑视频也可以扯政治！

[R0berrt]

wtf is this

[nerdyemmagirl]

@R0berrt chinese T.V.

[NamTran1801]

can someone redo this vid with english sub, plez =.='

[capricorn62]

Ich versteh' kein Wort...!

[ponylin1985]

好好笑喔，還蠻可愛的@@"

[ponylin1985]

好好笑喔，還蠻可愛的@@"

[domybest0508]

一個女人...你這叫吃苦知道吧?

笑死我了XD

[bettermanchina]

you have to learn chinese for 10years before you can actually understand the humorous point....best video !!!!!!!!

[sky771222]

真的很好笑~~哈哈 推推推

[mhcampboy]

I need subtitles people......

[howeve182]

可爱到爆！

[Mattdaredevil153]

Herrrro

[allstar9797]

Why the heck did I click on this?

[MegaJoey1969]

Stupid

[Ravenboots]

This is childabuse. This is what they also do with animals, but those animals will never undestand its supposed to be funny. I dont understand the humor of the chinese.

[jennyzha0]

@Ravenboots how is that child abuse? evidence?

[p4102xyz]

男的還四川口音勒xd

[sonialau]

@p4102xyz 呃···不是四川口音啦。

[WANGHUI52610]

@p4102xyz 不懂就不要说 那是南京口音~~谢谢

[shichao825]

居然连这里都有

[SHEtogetherforever]

这小女孩太激动了= =

[JonnyNice]

Haha, this is awesome.

[tim270853896]

呢段片事實上諷刺大陸政府制度，不管你是好人還是壞人，都系逃不­過所謂的法律制裁

[TWpig]

@tim270853896  香港人脑残到废啊！！连人话都听不懂其意思了！！

[xuwt]

@tim270853896

搞笑视频而已，哪有那么多‘寓意’在里面啊，兄台未免太敏感了吧­？

[xuwt]

@tim270853896

搞笑视频而已，哪有那么多‘寓意’在里面啊，兄台未免太敏感了吧­？

[paradiseshepherd]

@tim270853896 SB

[joeynonokoolkool]

Ching chang, Wong ting.

[Cmusch05]

Can someone translate this for me? I think it's hilarious but I'd really like to know what's being said.

[Rambuzzle]

She thinks he's going to kill her, she says stuff like "don't kill me please" and repeatedly asks, "are you a good guy?" he keeps saying that he is but she doesn't really believe him

[djcandy2008]

@Rambuzzle LOL thanks :D

[fc3603]

在中国，不管你是好人还是坏人都要拷起来

小姑娘很懂事啊。

[shaya001]

@fc3603 扯淡，外国也一样，警察怀疑你就可以拷你。先不调查你是好人坏人­，好人坏人不是警察分辨的是法官，警察负责抓嫌疑人，你懂不？

[Deanzsyclone]

Please delete lame video, thank you.