The Bender, Schaffer the Darklord, Music Video

[RainstormOfPiss]

I'm so stoned youtube. What's up?



[bloopboy12]

i thought he said he woudlnt rap about weed..

[Reposiric]

I love how in his song "The Rappist" he says he doesn't rap about his drug usage. lol LIAR...still, amazing song...Also, is he a teacher? lol

[idiestanding]

@Reposiric Sarcastic irony says sarcasm is sarcastic.

[riophoenixlover]

Awesome bunch of people in real life <3

[brooklynduck]

Awesome.



[AlmightyTallestGreen]

Filming this must have sucked. ;)

[DeadOfNight7]

Like all problems in life this one was solved with Bending.-Bender the Robot.

[idiestanding]

@DeadOfNight7 and Bender the robot was solved by Bender from the Breakfast club.

[Ruthiedoll1]

ehh Cheap

[idiestanding]

@Ruthiedoll1 What are you snorting?

[arnold539849518]

I hope theres shaffer in heaven....

[arnold539849518]

johnny rock awesome ! 2:31

[BREAKMEKNEES]

I have a new goal in life, it's to party with the rappist STD.

[arnold539849518]

someone make the lyrics for this please!

[anesthesiac]

STORY OF MY LIFE! Hahaha this shit cracks me up XD

[JacobCain86]

STD faved this video... lol

[Skebberz]

niiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccceeeeee­eee :D

[PragnaKhan]

schaffer, sorry about the name being spelled wrong in houston, we miss you ....

[izarandomness]

Isnt that Burke Heffner?

[pocketfulloflead]

@izarandomness No way, Burke Heffner would never be associated with a morally degenerate social terrorist like Schaffer.

[izarandomness]

@pocketfulloflead Didnt he direct this video though O.o

[brenlauf]

@pocketfulloflead so uh, you do know that is who directed his last one as well right?

[elfwiseangel]

Hot Nerd~

[elfwiseangel]

I always knew schaffer was sexy bu DAMN~

[du4l1ty]

Good thing Std has tiger blood.

[mullacABC]

this song reminded me of charlie sheen

[yarharyar]

people disliking this to keep it at 420...

why are you doing this can't we all look forward to,

4200 ,

42000 ,

420000 ,

... ect

[Brooksieboi]

HIGH FIVE FOR 420 LIKES!!! lol

[1800mauler]

420 likes. LLLLLLL

[Hyperdemonic]

"The bender" other wise known as "the Charlie Sheen dance".

[Gollsodia]

@FatJesusSD Maybe it's another way of saying plugging drugs. Putting them in your ass, bro. lol

[Gollsodia]

@FatJesusSD That would be Cocaine. He was talking about taking a bump. A bump is coke in a pile usualy in a small amount.

[merceax]

hmmmm this is awful. it was a waste of the ten seconds that it took me to stop this video. thumbs way down.

[Gollsodia]

@merceax Trollolololol

[Gollsodia]

Where is the cautionary part of this tale? The only bad part is he forgot to call in sick.

[2Dzz]

@Gollsodia that's because there's no reason to be cautious when you're on a bender.

[thebigpengouin]

Why isn't this viral yet?

[KatVanity]

i feel sick ;-X

[ItsumoYume]

NY COMIC CON! XD

[TheFattestMatt]

Excuse me sir, I do believe you mean "Rappist Schaffer the Darklord..." Not "rapper".

[pocketfulloflead]

@TheFattestMatt touche´

[aklyon]

The replay button hates me now.

[beautyliedead]

Way to cameo all the burlesque girls you MC for, STD. Kickass

[imacommy]

I saw STD sing this live in Ann Arbor a month or so ago.. it was AMAZING! I'm glad there's an equally fucked up video to go with the song :)

[coleencotts]

true to the 6 people that HATE FUN!!!!

[preacher32]

Okay Mr.darklord, I found it on your website. Any chance it will be coming to the zune marketplace? Sometimes I think I'm the only one with a zune HD.

[cooldevinis]

@preacher32 you are

[FuzzyPandaLove]

isnt that his girly on his lap? shes so purrttyy :D

[preacher32]

MP3?

[schafferthedarklord]

@preacher32 iTunes

[fantasmavids]

DAMN!!

[SaraTheStrong]

Best thing ever, 3:55.

[Julietjeske]

STD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[fragpersec]

I keep watching this video, such an awesome song combined with such an awesome video xD I think I've become addicted to this song.

[spidermanfan2099]

Excellent vid, song and ladies... i'll be posting this around :D

[hatdropper]

hot, hot, hot!

[CaptainScorp]

It's nice to see Lucky 13 like this. A den of iniquity dressed up as a den of iniquity.

[adandominguez]

Rockin', STD! Love it. Making me miss NYC.

[br8knight]

so on ....so money ....so epic!

[MyCommentsRMaturelol]

Absolutely fantastic.

[JermStone]

Schaffer!!! This is the tits man! I am sooo happy that I got to hear you preform live! Now this just takes the cake!

[TheJadedView]

That's pretty cool of Vince Vaughn to be in this clip for you. Although I must say he has put on a few extra kilos since the last movie Ive seen him in. Nice work.

[DivideBuyZer0]

Nostradamus predicted the views on this are gonna be 1 mil + in a few weeks or less

[phatnoir1986]

Most amazing music video I've seen in months.

[garylee420]

2:44 peek-a-boo

[ramzarugliabeoulve]

Pure epic nerdiness raised to infinity. STD FTW! r0xxors!

[KingAlanI]

taken the sexy rapping-in-the-club video and kicked it up several notches. :)

[bbwa1969]

Absolutely epic. I watched the uncensored version first, and thought, "Wow, how can you censor this and not water it down?" I was very pleasantly surprised to find that the censored version is JUST as epic as the other.

[kingofcoinjock]

/cheer

[Rizz3n]

Awesomesauce!

[brandeks]

119 likes, 0 dislikes... that tells you something!

[pocketfulloflead]

@brandeks ...You had go and say something didn't you?! 152 likes, and just to spite you some sad soul turned up with a dislike :(

[brandeks]

@pocketfulloflead Yeah, that's totally MY fault that some asshat doesn't know an awesome video when he/she sees one. ;)

[MechanicalBride13]

@pocketfulloflead And then 16 others followed. :( 

[breakbomb1]

@brandeks i've said it before & i'll say it again.... sex sells, no shit.

[80800ivy]

this is awesome!

[bitburner]

Shafer...wow...go all the way man!!!

[akmehlo]

What amazing talent and skill. Great story. Great shots, editing and continuity. Crystal clear. Would like to see more. When I went to the url to watch the uncensored version I spent a lot of time checking out the other work Burke is doing. Wow.

[datavortex]

Holy fucking shit Schaffer, way to raise the bar!

[Cyberbrak]

SO GOOD!

[WrayFan]

Ditto on the Comic Con badges! Nice touch! LOL!

[SachaKaBoom]

Fantastic!!!! Love the Comic Con badges at the beginning, nerds on a bender!

[Zer0FiveSeven]

Woooooot! New STD video's are the win. I immediately post on my facebooks.

I'll see you ASAP, sir.

[Julietjeske]

I remember I had a show so I couldn't be in it! I love you STD!

[mrssweeneytodd95]

Great job Burke!! :D -Amber xxx

[OptForEternity]

Gotta love the use of the creative censors.

[SaraTheStrong]

OMG JAIL DANCE, BEST THING EVER.

[amberalertnyc1]

comic gold. and the girls are hot too, well done!

[coleencotts]

Best Video Evarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[KaPowNJ]

very cool!! Very well done and a very catchy tune!! :P

[fatblackf150]

Like you told me in Chicago, I like your eyes!!

[MartinSmith0412]

A masterpiece of debauchery.

[Speilbilde]

Actually, the censoring is extremely clever so right now I don't really want to go watch the other one. The video is great either way, and the song is really catchy as well. :3

[PuddingCapacity]

Awesome.

[nocturna02]

This is awesome!!!! and funny with the censored parts!! YAY! keep doing this

[BobigailE]

I don't think i'd wanna see the uncensored version, the censors make it funny.

[starcircle]

AWESOMENESS!!!

[Icarocia13]

the chairrr! <3

[TehPinkRaccoon]

Saw you at The Social in Orlando, FL. You're fucking awesome. Excellent video btw!

[msdao]

yet again I am entertained at your expense! well done!

[knightmare6]

LOL, awesome job!

[RappyMcRapperson]

Fight the man with the power of music and whip it hitz

[nothingcleva89]

Loved it! Going to share it on FB now. What a great ending, LOL.

[timba35]

Great Video! I can't seem to find a the uncensored one though. Anybody have a link?

[schafferthedarklord]

@timba35 The link to the uncensored version is at the very end of THIS version.

[timba35]

@schafferthedarklord Holy hell i'm oblivious. Thanks!

[andrewrockzyou]

Love it!

[shellywatson]

awesome!

[Xenarose]

Great Job Burke! (This is Jennifer) :)

[MagdalenaFoxNY]

Best Ever!

[glitterdice9]

Hottttt!!!!!!!!!! Okay, off to see the uncensored version!!!

[MsCurryNoodle]

Awesomeness!