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  • It was ok ......

  • I don't see any sex scene here! Such a waste of time! :P

  • This really is the best video ever!

  • stop telling people who have read the graphic novel to watch the movie. it was an awful movie. actually, stop telling ANYONE to watch the movie. it gives watchmen a bad name that it doesn't deserve.

  • @wootyeah222 oh shut up

  • @wootyeah222 The movie is just great...why didn't you like the movie?

  • @diegosampaiosbt well the graphic novel is one of my favorite books and i felt (this isn't just me) that the movie didn't represent the novel at all. It was like the movie represented the images in the story because the producers/director knew that those images were important, but they didn't know why or what watchmen was trying to portray. I only have such disdain for the movie because i love the book so much.

  • this movie was confusing and sucked ass anyway.

    and silk spectra WAS pretty bad because she was the most confusing character in the whole movie (aside from dr manhatan)

  • omg. and "im like"

  • this guy must have been stoned

  • this guy is awesome

  • this is still one of the funniest things ive ever heard.

  • the movie, in general, was disappointing. Your review even more so.

  • No comments?

  • No comments?

  • dude like seriously...epic review no joke its soooo damn funny! my friends and i are constantly quoting it

    "and then i slapped them cause that how i do things" is my personal favorite =D good job!

  • I liked Watchmen, it is a compelling, dark, morality tale. I would compare it to Terminator Salvation, both movies came out in 2009, both made by legendary pictures, both taking old franchises and making them into new movies, both are stories of human morales, etc.

  • i don't even know where i am right now hahahahah

  • so warmhearted girl who is searching for a man who would be able to satisfy my needs

  • 9minutes of blah blah blah blah blah blah.............

  • Silk Spectre is terrible? You must've been watching a different movie to me. Or maybe my standards for women are so low I'm imressed if they can even walk straight.

    Nice review, I see others who don't understand jovial humour don't get it, but I've subbed.

  • Silk Spectre is terrible? You must've been watching a different movie to me. Or maybe my standards for women are so low I'm imressed if they can even walk straight.

    Nice review, I see others who don't understand jovial humour don't get it, but I've subbed.

  • Silk Spectre is terrible? You must've been watching a different movie to me. Or maybe my standards for women are so low I'm imressed if they can even walk straight.

    Nice review, I see others who don't understand jovial humour don't get it, but I've subbed.

  • Silk Spectre is terrible? You must've been watching a different movie to me. Or maybe my standards for women are so low I'm imressed if they can even walk straight.

    Nice review, I see others who don't understand jovial humour don't get it, but I've subbed.

  • @ArcanePath360 why the hell did you post this same comment 6 differrent times?

  • @daftpunkperson I didn't - it's this new youtube fucking up, it did it twice to me now

  • @ArcanePath360 oic. the new youtube is so damn gay.

  • This Guy is Freakin Hilarious!!!!!! Hahahaha XD.....I just suggest you get a better microphone

  • i liked the comincer the guy in the beging he was awesome and strong sadly he died by the worlds smartest bitch

  • OmFG..a..a..a.a

    Muse is playing in the background. of htis god damn video mother fucker!! 1.a..a.a.

    FUCKING MUSE!!!!

    MY FUCKING GOD THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

    TURN YOUR FUCKING VOLUME UP SO YOU CAN HEAR THE GODLY TUNES NGIGAS!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUU

  • @IHATE3v3ry1 I LOVE MUSE!!!!! THEY ARE GODLY!!!!!

  • Yeah, kinda gettin on my nerves. You're not really funny. If you disagree, then I'll talk with a droning tone and try to make a comedy clip out of a movie review, which doesn't work for shit in your example.

  • "because it crushes your childhood, and that's always fun"

    word.

  • Rorschach is the best!

  • it'd take me 3 fucking hours to explain the plot!

    I can do it in 5 seconds;

    Everyone dies

  • man your fricken helarious

  • it sux slik lmfao

  • I just subscribed this guy. Funny shit.

  • unless your running the projecter, and i wasnt

  • hahaha i love you

  • LMFAO YOUR A JOKER

    And then i slap them in the face LMFAO

  • you are the funniest person on youtube

  • i can't believe i watched this entire video...

  • let's take this video as an exercise in why people shouldn't make videos stoned.

  • "don't touch the dial" xD

  • lol the reviewer seems ok but i think he gave too less credit to the movie.....it was better than u think it is and i think u should see it a few more times....as for the "tits" part...if u rly watch movies for the sex scenes....idk if u should be doing reviews....go watch porn instead dude and let reviews to people who can apreciate movies....oh and dont get high before reviewing,,,the shit aint cool

  • your jokes and your review were both very good, but your voice is so droning to me. i still think the review was good, but i almost gave up on you in the beginning

  • LOL, I could give a shit less what ALan Moore thinks.

  • LOL! Your voice and comments are soooooooooooo funny!

  • :43 - :54... Golden...

  • ur hilarious!

    p.s ur voice is sexy

  • hey im badass too! lol and your fucking hilarious man.

  • if you would put a bit more enthusiam into your speech, this video would be hilarious.

  • man...you are cool

  • Anyone play world of warcraft add me =) o(0_0)o he is always watching lol

  • I have a question. I am about to watch this with my parents. I know there is a sex scene. It will be awkward. What time is the sex scene..around? thanks. lol.

  • actually theres like 6 sex scenes..

  • You are a dumbass that thinks he is cool. You were exposed to the book from a Times article? Yeah, you are way ahead of your time. Shithead.

  • then i slapped him on the face haha!

  • "...and then i slap them in the face." hahaha!

  • I actually thought this was fun xD

  • I think Alan Moore is a pretty cool guy,

    Eh worships snaek and doesn't afraid of anything.

  • lmao this wz worth watching XD

  • what dial? =) lmao

  • the dial to fast forward or rewind the video

  • wheres the sex scenes?

  • this guy loves fucking with people and i find it very very funny

  • Dude, shut up

  • i like your opinion about the movie and i understand the most thing you say. good review.

  • man you are soooooo damn right! i like this video dude... ur a genius.

  • dude are you on something in this video man? but hell fuckin amazing 100% agreeable

  • lol you know Jack is watching this? xD Dayumn...

  • That's disgusting, you pay 8$ to see one scene.

  • Seriously you're voice is so fucking dull.

  • Was this review done with a computer voice. I almost fell asleep listening to this guy

  • well I guess anyone can be a critic! - sorry what was your name again!!

  • Hahahahaha This is Hilarious, the fucking movie review narrator keeps talking while the videos keeps playing the same shit over and over again!!!

  • you're mother is pathetic

  • CRAPPY REWIEV!

  • honestly... i think the graphic novel of V for Vendetta is waaay better than the Watchmen novel, i found it darker and more powerful. Havent seen the Watchmen movie yet, but i have seen V for Vendetta- Awesome! Dont mean to insult anyone by saying i prefer V for Vendetta- it's just my opinion and i did enjoy the Watchmen novel loads

  • im with you man, i read watchmen a looong time ago before the movie came out and i loved it,

  • wow, that blows. saw this for $6

  • You could have left

  • How about he makes it funny without being vulgar. That shouldn't be too hard right?

  • You seem to have a big gutter mouth.  Do you have a big brain to go with it?

  • hes like always like negative but he makes it really funny

  • Bloody simplton. Go crawl back to the spoonfed rubbish and take the profanity with you. :(

  • you call the movie a downer? fuck mate your a downy. shut the fuck up and get off the internet. if your gunna do a review at least make it fair and not just state all the bullshit you thought was wrong

  • He said it was a downer because this film is a dark sad story but it stll good thats what he was trying to say

  • thats funny because i dont think i heard the word good once in his review. not even anything closely related to good

  • the girls name is Malin Akerman and the sex scene in this is pretty gd

  • Finally, Leonard Cohen's famous ballad played with a scene that isn't downbeat. We all probably wished we were NiteOwl in that scene.

  • yeah and the scene in the prison when he kicks some serious ass

  • Hell ya! i watched the movie on a projector in HD after reading the graphic novel and understanding a good bit of the story and its meanings, i gotta say this movie was excellent

  • I agree, I thought that this was an amazing review..and the people that are pissed and annoyed because they can't actual see sex are taking this way out of portion. I did read the book aswell before people got all caught up in the fan hype, and I did greatly enjoy it. Yes, the ending..was a dissapointment, but heh...it wasn't bad. "You're probably saying, who gives a fuck what Alan Moore thinks?" Five stars.

  • Trying dying you retarded piece of fuck.

  • if you put that this is a review of the sex scene then put it on you boring shit. no body gives a fuck what you think about it because people all have different opinions. no body wants to hear your droning wank boring voice. also if you can act any better then you go ahead mate. dickhead you have wasted 8 mins 53 seconds of my life. i think you should narrate a nature documentary you have the voice for that. or make a "help you sleep tape". you could make a lot of money that way

  • "slick " whoever the hell that is . . . watching this video, made me realize that you should never talk. Just listening to you made me almost jump out of the window to my apartment. You sound like the most boring, uninetelligent human being I've ever heard. You shouldn't work at a suicide hotline ever! You should've been born a mute, shut up!

  • my dude you sorta sound suicidal. i sorta feel bad for you. i think you posted this vid as a sort of joke? to be funny? but instead your just showing the world just how fucking gay you are. hearing you talk makes me want to kill babies.

    and i think that Synyster911 is just another youtube account you have since its the only person on here that compliments you. gay.

    i hate you.

    you were a rip in the condom.

  • yeh

  • Fuck me, how full of yourself can you actually get? i was actually interested in the review untill it turned into an ego trip, newsflash for you, stating that your "cool" because you read a g novel 3 years before the film came out does not make you "cool" or ahead of a fad, it makes you a pratt, a dirty elitist little boy who's spewed so much B.S. Your believing your own crud.

    My mates and I had a right good laugh at you

    P.S. Your review? Don't know, don't care

  • You're not very funny

  • why does he have an erection? lol

  • there are 4 fucking sex scenes in this movie if u like superheros fucking (not me) see this.

  • omg there's 5 minutes of stylised, well edited and appropriate erotic scenes in this movie and it's scandalous. Grow up.

    Cuting off a guy arms or disfiguring a guy with a butcher knife is ok but seeing butt cheeks is baaaaaad! Ridiculous.

  • dude i want to hit you for thinking ur cool by impersonating a comic book character

  • Favourited!

  • Spider man WAS my favorite until I read and saw RORSHACH!!!

  • LOL Totally agreed with you on the comments about Silk Spectre (Malin Akerman, but that's beside the point because who cares what her name is anyway, right?) ;-)

    Good review, man.

  • Hehe, "feel bad movie", yes. I just finished watching this and, minus all the gore -which I suppose is neccessary to the plot but still, yeah, yuck-, I enjoyed the crushing of my childhood.

    And I enjoyed this review, if only 'cause this guy, Slick, sounds awesome. You're a funny guy.

  • This is pure-gold! The dead-pan delivery is perfect.

    For all the haters, just because you are too dim-witted to understand it don't bash it. Go watch fart-gags elsewhere on youtube if thats the level of comedy you can relate to.

    "People will often ask me, 'whose that blue guy? How can there be 3 of him? Why does he have an erection?'...and i'll say thats Dr Manhatten, he can basically do whatever he wants"

  • I feel like the guy reviewing this movie is really underrated. There is some comical gold here!

  • This is quite possibly the best review that I have ever seen for any movie ever. I also agree with 99% of what you said. You are kind of arrogant- but you make it work. Well done.

  • So you fucking read the comic book before some people, wow fucking weee!!!LOL I saw the movie and read better sources than comic books, does that make me better?!LOL Movie was ok, actually i seen better entertainment than that.

  • Don't listen to these tards posting who are either 40 years old soccer moms or 15 years old nerds. Cleaver jokes sir and I enjoyed the review.

  • i really think that you know the parts of the movie. I didn't really think it was that grim. When i read the comics the comedian was always my favorite. But that's because i can relate to him a lot. I understand how he thinks. Really i'm way to much like him. kind of scary. the movie though wasn't depressing to me. It was happy in a way to me. Idk but i liked the review haha it's original and funny. great job :]

  • the silk spector comments where awsome

  • haha give me 3 hours lol

  • That was hilarious. Good review? Spiderman didnt really do much for me, so I'm going to go see Watchmen. haha

  • lol. that was hilarious :D

  • never comprise, not even in the face of armaggedon- rorscach isnt a pyscho, the rest of the heroes are scum letting all those people die and accepting it

  • I hate movies like this that try to be so complex and different. Fuck this.

  • "wake me up when the intercourse starts"

    i lol'd

  • great review slick

  • no, seriously. your voice is awful. also, you try to be funny but fall very flat. honest opinion. work on your delivery.

  • Why don't you work on growing a dick, since you obviously lack one currently. No, seriously.

  • monotonous dumbass

  • maidensnowflake: agree with you to the fullest. you are a jerk. and completely full of yourself.

  • you are a sexist macho pig (not to mention, you sound like a complete asshole)

  • you sound like a robot.

    try a new tone you uninteresting fuck.

  • Daniel Dreidburg is one lucky guy T~T

  • damn shut the fuck up nobody is interessted in what you say

    you think you are smart or hearable

  • I'd like to see you do better, you sloppy cunt.

  • Sloppy cunt may be one of the best insults I've heard in a long time, thank you for that small piece of gold.

  • The word is audible, you illiterate cunt.

  • LMAO that was fantastic XD

    I haven't seen it yet but I'll get the DVD. :)

  • LMAO, Slick's review = EPIC

  • lol haha..... her outfits are not tight enough and she talks way too fucking much!!!! lol

  • like we care about what YOU SAY

    asshole

  • i agree silk spectare is bad

  • lol your pretty funny, and i like how you dont have to filthy of a mouth

  • lol, nice review. we should have drinks u and i.

  • why the hell make a review of a fucking love scene? pointless if you ask me

  • best review i've heard in my entire life

    please make more reviews! you have the coolest voice ever

  • watch men is awsome you should watch i would giv watchmen 500000 stars

  • this guy aint watched the movie or even read the comics, he's a lil wannabe critic!!! ur a twat and a fukin wanker, go fuk yaself ya fukin cunt!!!

  • agreed. he sounds like an ass

  • i fink he's masturbating while he's commenting!

  • why the fuck are you talking so slowly, its dosent make you cool

  • Wow, this guy is a complete loser.

  • haha that was fuckin hilarious

  • u really are full of yourself. and i dont think u should review movies EVER again.

  • wow, you are a misogynist bastard: "her outfit is not tight enough and she talks way too much." so all female actresses are bad if they do not just look sexy and shut up? and you are not funny either.

  • if it is a terrible adaptation that I agree, but it is just to entertain and ... catch on film

  • I agree. She wasnt bad, she was actully pretty fucking good.

  • The Sex Scene Was F***** Brilliant. Leonard Cohen Takes Us For A Ride In "ARCHIE" Watch This Movie. It Kicks ASS. I PERSONALLY Think It Was Too Fucking Short..

  • dick!

  • Great review dude, keep doin it. It's hillarious

  • lol wtf

  • IT IS B/C you think you are a cool guy........in reality you are another fuckin scrub with a camera

  • and your just a kid commenting on a video to disciminate lul

  • haha, hilarious video.

    One of my favorite movies too.

  • i read the graphic novel AMAZING!!

  • the novel was very good i recomend it to everyone

  • i absolutely HATED the ending. its one thing to change a few lines. its another to change the whole fucking movie

  • You can't explain Watchmen in three minutes?

    You know, there are people that can explain it in once sentence. You think the movie was garbage? Dude, it's a movie. It's not the graphic novel. Of course Zack Snyder changed a few things, but what's the deal? They change things in every comic book movie.

    You think that knowing the name of the actress of SSII is unimportant? Her costume wasn't tight enough? You got problems.

    Haley did, indeed, a good job. You are intelligent enough to see that.