10 Ways To Make Jasper Hale Bite You

[wareagle01able]

haha i love it !!!!!!!!! so freeking funny!!!!!

[TheThelovesamm5]

# 10 not a good idea Jasper and Rosalie and brother and sister and twins

the rest was good though

[Gorillazgurl98]

I would so fucking do 11!!!

[luvluvrian]

Nice

[painedemolovers]

I FREAKING LUV U MAN!!!!

THT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING

I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!:D

[ButterflyRedrum]

Steal Alice away from him. And yes, I'm talking to the ladies.

[mrsjcullen13]

jazzy is SO F$"@&ing HAWT!!!

i like #11.u could see why ;)

[beaniemae]

LOL today i found out that during the civil war my little cousin Sophia had a relative named Jack but when she told me she said Jasper so i laughed and said " Well he is in a book called Twilight about vampires." she looked at me and said " I wanna be like Jasper!" then her mom came in and told her his real name was Jack she looked real upset. Plz dopnt think i am mean but i laughed :)

[heather37087]

u look like jasper if so u r fucking hot

[degrassiluvaforeva]

O M gosh. that was so hillarious.

[sunstorm98]

lol i love #11 i do that one all the time to him

[teamvamps100]

BITE ME JASPER HALE!!!!!!

[TheSpillCanvasIsLife]

Not only is this amazing but your username describes me to a T. Jasper and Slipknot. We are lost twins, my friend.

[TwilightJasperMaggot]

@TheSpillCanvasIsLife Haha, totally! always wanted a twin, lol(:

[MsTwilightRoks]

i once got a paper cut, and my friend said "WHERES JASPER!!!" kinda loud right in the middle of reading in school. it was pretty funny. everyone stared

[ILOVEWAFFLEWATCH]

sorry but i dont want to be bit by jasper i only want to be bitten by edward

[0o0Leslie0o0]

Mmmm..i like the last one xD

[baileywaintly]

Oh harsh!

[MsAwesomeSmarties]

I like #11 :)

[Atomicbeauty94]

Ahh Jasper is HOT =]

[PUNKGRL274]

lol =D

[dramaqueen7198]

I luv Jasper!!! He's hot!!!!!

[ThorpyPop365]

i seriously wouldnt care if he lunged on the top of me XD XXX cuz jasper is sexy xx

[Girlsinblack1411]

this is random but what is with the whole maggot part ? and i would so get a house like stefen with that amazine prison cell in the basment and put alice in it just to have jasper to myself

[ilikepie7631]

all suckish but the last one.

[2012zoey12]

I would love to be immortal with jasper

[MCRsuperVAMP]

EDWARD SICCORHANDS RULEZ........jeej

[boeikbenkoe]

haha.

number 4! mistake him for edward scissorhand!

that's soooooooo funny!!

[coffeestarss]

I would do #11 I love Jasper . :)

[SuperJane95]

"bite me jasper....please or i'll tell edward you tried to seduce me" bella =D lol

[jumpmayn3]

"mistake him for edward sissorhands"

thats totally messed up

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MrsRathbone1000]

I would SOOOOOOOOOOOOO do the last one

[sgirl2864]

13. Say do u always act this physco

[AliceCullenChick2313]

these r pretty lame ways. . . but okay wateva. . . anything 2 make jasper bite u, rite/ honestly if those really works id do all ov them!

[johnathanluver1]

jasperluverallthefreakinway!!!­!!!!!!!!!!! he can bite me be on top of me or anythings else he wants to do to me just because he is that hot!

[musicfan10001]

4... more edward i think

[WolfGirl577]

i would totally do number 11

[pcolocoful]

#12 randomly bleed everywhere you go

[Silv3rKitty]

omg, I love Jasper!!!!!!!! ♥Jasper Whitlock♥ I'd sooo do #11 ;)

[firefangs55]

whats the song called? its aweome =D

[TwilightJasperMaggot]

i dont remember, but when i find out ill let you know.

[josephhallgirl]

Number eleven.... OKAY! lol

[nfjunky]

omg definitely # 11. jaspers hawt!

[RenesmeeTheWerepire]

lol! I pretty much do #11 except with Taylor/Jacob :P

[Savethewalesbabe]

*cut myself* Hey jasper come here i wanna show u something then id shove it in his face and yell "YOU NO YOU WANT IT!!" hehe

[DeidarasAkatsukiBabe]

i'd so do 11 but even without number eleven i'd tackle the guy and scream bite me!!!

[Cutiepatutle]

im SOO doing number 11...

*cuts self*

HEYY JASPEEEEEEEEEEEER! LOOK AT THIS!!

[andy140795]

you sad person

[TwilightJasperMaggot]

screw you.

[glendy4eva]

i like 11

[79avrillavignefan]

Screw number 11, i'd do that to him, idc if alice is there or not.

[DramaQueen7498]

Number ten was hilarious

[CoraFisher]

i'd let him bite me any day

[101HPfan]

no just go up to him and say here bite me i want you to.he'll do it! if not give yourself a paper cut and hope for the best! he might crush you

[sexylexi975]

new moon!

lol

[larkie998]

do a 15 ways to make Emmett Cullen angry lmao!! Here's one: fill his drawers with teddy grahams!

[teamjalice22]

i so tot doing the last one

[laurytapyochan]

I'm definitely doing the 11 xD jajaja ^^

[twilightlova4eva212]

I would totaly let him bite me!

[Megantaichou]

@twilightlova4eva212 Me too! He is gorgeous!

[bbygurl1122]

@twilightlova4eva212 I know right!!

[Yujie33]

Love the last one! (And yes, I would definitely do that.) XD

[Twilighterrx21]

I would sooo do number 11. Lol. =D

[CHARLIEtheUNICORN44b]

wud so do the last one

[CutieWarrior123]

I LOVED NUMBER 11. THEY WERE ALL GREAT

[florinablue]

LMAO i LOOOVE number 11 i would so do that for Emmett. Well actually for any of the Cullen/Hale sons

[XxBrianaCherryXx]

last one is suitable for me

[chinesewhitelady123]

i like #11

[superwinx299]

hahahaha

[TwilightFreakAlice]

i would totallyy do the last one!! JASPER PLS IM DYING BITE ME NOW!!

[fwittykitty]

I LUV JASPWER!!!!!

[SuperJane95]

@TwilightFreakAlice "yes...jasper do it...do it now"=D

[SuperJane95]

@TwilightFreakAlice

[greasechic]

jasper bite i want you to plz bite me now

[missusjasperhale]

this is so funny^-^

[pinkbomb2k8x]

11 is soo funny !! xx i would totally do that ! with edward aswll though !x 5/5

[fwittykitty]

ugh! edward sucks!

<3 JASPWER!!! <333

[Evanescencefan4eva]

lawl i would do #11 haha

[maky6675]

#2 would make me laugh so hard.#6 is mean(lol)#9 would really make him mad.#10 wouldnt be possible but if it was Alice would probably beat up Rosalie,haha.(shorty vs.beauty,thatd be funny to watch.)#11 wouldnt be worth it.You would die,but then again,maybe i would do that,haha.

[cincinlolz]

nicee