Jack Changes, Passports and being old

[TheGentyboy]

such a hero

[PKrules12]

@Deconscecrate heh heh I get the reference :-)

[FartyFace]

What language is this? I can't understand what he is talking about.

[Deconscecrate]

@FartyFace ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[Hperman09]

As an American i found this shit entertaining lol.

[Serena2583]

Oh god, I used to drink Jif Lemon as a kid - what if I was drinking the wrong thing!!!!

[Seldomsleeper]

Haha the passport part made me beam with patriotic pride! :P

[saphira1001]

Six people got confused over Jif cleaner and Jif lemon.

[eclairlumiere1]

hilarious jokes... but is that plastic lemon really also called Jif?

[saminsaigon]

@eclairlumiere1 Google "Jif Lemon". I think you've probably used a search engine before; haven't you?

[eclairlumiere1]

@saminsaigon Idiot, of course i know how to use a search engine. Im just not one of those sad pathetic people who waste their time searching everything on Google.

[mike7378]

jack "dee "man

[BlueMeanie89]

LOL its British thats all you need to know, God hes fit and funny. LOVE YOU JACK DEE!

[TheFspirit]

Jack Dee... I love you :')

[RedWrongDog9]

2:40-255, laughed my british arse off XD

[fallenmonkeytieryu]

"British!, best in the world.yeess" it's takes proper egomania to agree with your bullshit lol

[ArticulateDon]

"A lemon shaped, lemon coloured, lemon filled... Plastic lemon"

BRILLIANT

[trottben66]

@judomouse I think it's from Jack Dee live a the London paladium

[trottben66]

@kroy117

you don't show it to the official you slap him aside with it!

[judomouse]

Anyone know which gig this is from??? Thanks.

[AlexEurasia69]

I love his sarcasm :')

[Mimsie99]

jiffffffffffffff

[kroy117]

BLUEEEEEEE PASSPORT, Gold writing and its STIFF!!!!......with a crest on it!!

[PereUbu86]

Not only in the UK but also in the Netherlands. I was upset for 2 weeks.

[dancingpaws1]

really? how confused were you?

[F1tz1b0i]

Funniest bit is at 2:18 , you dont show it to officials you slap them aside with it! Out of the way jhonny foreigner!

[dancingpaws1]

i looooove his tone of voice at

'really? how confused were you?'

'How many pancake days were ruined in your house? Before you began to suspect that all is not what it might be, in the Jiff world?'

[rainroom16]

anyone find dee's tie to be a tad bit short?

not that i noticed too much, as his material was the best i've heard by him. great jokes! :D

[markusbob]

He seems a little drunk in this clip!! Hah! So so funny though! Top quality comedian!!

[adelaidemontanna]

OMG i laughed so hard when he said "She looks like a whore in that wedding dress!" LOL!!

[BenScooter1]

I'm pretty sure they changed it because "Jif" means "Wank" in another language

[samsagitarias]

now it just sounds like a raher nasty bout of something- think about it "Cif" ??? LOL

[hennahs]

which show is this?

[ShaolinKid86]

this is legendary

[Kimmykoi]

Reason for visiting: Imperialism!

Love Jack.

[Bimkovitz]

Very funny guy. And it's nice to see stand-up without all the vulgarity every now and then.

[kazamakooza]

Plastic Lemmmhun

[sgorto]

Britain is awesome!!!

[Glivity]

rofl! nice1!

[xxEliLuvsxx]

He's such an attractive man.

[schnorschrajaxx]

@xxEliLuvsxx i agree and i'm a straight male :D

[samosa2003]

how confused were you? lol

[playerthe2nd]

the Cif, Jif bit is probably my favourite thing ever.

[77number77]

you don't show it officials, you slap them aside with it. Bouff! Love it. Jack Dee is awesome

[JohnnyDepp4eva2305]

lol!

This had me in stitches!

[eatdirt13]

OH NO, ive only gone and put scourer on it!!!!!!!!!!

[johnc0006]

Ireland payday big pissup....hahahaha brilliant and so true.Jacks fantastic!

[BoogieFroggieNo1]

he's so awsome XDXDXD

XXXXXX

[AClipADayForAYear]

I love Jack Dee

[JonnyM65]

What show is this? I cant find the full version anywhere on the internet.

[brumstar07]

it from one of his dvds

[JonnyM65]

any chance you know the name of the dvd?

[brumstar07]

its jack dee live at the apollo (completely unrelated to the programme that he used to host though)

[JonnyM65]

thanks

[criddsky]

in the US Jif is a peanut butter go figure

[ukadch22]

i have a union jack passport cover around mine lmao i feel stupid now

[whereami07]

"These pancakes taste weird but at least there's no limescale"

My own little "JIF/CIF" contribution there

:D

[gjsart]

very good haha

[samselwood]

How confused were you between a lemon shaped, lemon coloured, lemon filled...PLASTIC LEMON,  that line is genius joke craftsmanship

[mayweatherrulz]

and a white bottle with a picture of a bath on it

[zaibome22]

lol british passports. *you dont show it to officials you slap them aside with it* Best line ever.

[77number77]

the thwack noise that came after cemented it.

[holidayarmadillo69]

hahahah! Bloody love it!!!!! He's such a miserable git and that's why he's so feckin' funny!

[walklikeapenguin]

u dont show it 2 officials u slap them aside with it!!

ditto darthkahn .... fucking classic

[Demann5]

Beastly.

[bevlian89]

this ia a nice pancake... oh!

ive only gone an put scourer onit!

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chloelikespeas]

OLLY TANQ IS GAY!

:P

[DarkMattervideos]

LMAO

classic :D

[rimarox]

"Oh NOOO...I've only gone and put scourer on it.."

LMFAO!

[crazymetalfreak87]

what is gif

[younghatter]

its jif, and its lemon juice

or bath cleaner, like bleach kinda

[birthdayboy91]

Gif changed to Cif, lol

[darthkahn45]

lemon shaped..lemon coloured..lemon filled..PLASTIC lemon..

[predator535]

you dont show it to officials you slap them aside with it. classic!! true british comedy here

[jameslittle1]

lol

we've ruined the pankakes scetch

[directorjulian]

you dont need to look in it

[liamsharky]

Is this at the hammersmith apollo

[LuvSickPuppi]

that is funny as hell!

[tabletschool]

Confusing jif lemon with jif cleaner... lol.

[choc113]

Its Johnny foreigner

[BananaHammock407]

lol

[9reds9]

loldy lou

[Scrubs103]

Shows how American I am.. the only Jif I know if Peanut Butter...

[9reds9]

fair play american homie

[04whim]

XD, when I was in Florida I noticed that and said to my dad "oh great, now there's three of them!"

[smellyk91]

you don't show it to officials, you slap them aside with it! Genius. Good old Jack

[biker1395]

reason for visiting ? imperialism. hahahahahahah

[younghatter]

you dont need to look in it, its british thats all you need to know, lmao genius!

[sammiejc2003]

i love his accent

[courgete]

hahaha so so english so true...i love the pancake thing :) :)

[alexmurta]

Outaa my way johny forigener hahaha it is so true i could imadgine loads of people i know doing tht haha

[ivey007]

Hahah The Taylor is a nob!

[sprklproduktionz]

in All Honesty Between A Lemon Shaped , Lemon Coloured , Lemon Filled .. Plastic Lemon..

..Anddd Aaa White Bottle With A Picture Of A Bath On it.

How Many Pancake Days Where RUiNED in Yure House !?!

^^ Lmao :D Thnx For Posting x

[BoshHoovers]

aahaha legend XD

+He couldn't be more right about the British being proud and unwilling to change, lol "You don't show it to officials, you slap them aside with it!" haha fucking mint. :)

[BlondieFreak07]

Thats sooooo FUNY

[00hla]

one of the best comedians in the world =)

'oh no...i've only gone and poured scourer on it. do you remember i did that last year?' =)

[gordinistanopolis]

I miss those old passports too, it forced you hold it in your hand cause you couldn,t fold it and jam it in your back pocket. I was definately proud of mine Johnnie Foreigner

[wolf42]

How many pancake days were ruined in your house?

LMFAO!!!

[flimsyfrog]

Awesum lol x

[ADMSTU12]

I for one am pleased that they changed the name of Jif to Cif because there was another product on the market.... and I found this confusing hahaha

[TheUnion92]

How Confused Were You? In All Honesty Between A Lemon Shaped, Lemon Colored, Lemon Filled... Plastic Lemon.. And A White Bottle With A Picture Of A Bath On It.

Legend!

[Penrefe]

"Reason for visiting? Imperialism, okay."

[Band259moo077]

Jack Dee is the expert at dry humor

[GreggoGreggo]

lovely suit

[pyromaniac1089]

One of the best stand up jokes...Ever

Its just, magnificent

[ProphetVictory]

LEMON,in the jiff world!

[xxPenjoxx]

OMG this is my favourite clip...... "oh no......i've only gone and poured scourer on it!" lol i love the look on his face!! so serious hehe thanks for posting

[00hla]

yeah, that's my favourite joke in the whole performance =)

[scottys24]

four foot zip lol

[airforce82]

"you don't show it to officials, you slap them aside with it *bumph* Out of my way Johnny Foreigner You don't need to look it in, its British thats all you need to know" CLASSIC

[SimonJames86]

lol my favorite part aswell