Hey Lyle

[EAS1]

This isn't "one of the best parts"...this is the only good part

[Jimmysnovacaine]

How the hell did the cow get all the way over there?!

[Texamerican12]

I like how the car just stops to watch it



[magnacore11]

Anyone ever wonder WHY he'd execute the cow THERE? Now he's gotta make the effort to drag the carcass all the way back to the barn..."don't matter none" Is what he'd probably say...

[TheJrconservative]

this new youtube format sucks dick

[MrPoopmaster5]

laugh every time

[DoomedDragonz]

LMFAO.

Now I really wanna know what the children saw

[XxToxicxSniperxX]

in Russia, cow shoots lyle

[chocolatecakebunny1]

epic timing fail lol

[xXCrossArrowXx]

XD

[Spritemasters524]

Happy tree friends?

[MyNapoleonDynamite]

sweet!!!

[VasKing23]

when the kids are on the bus its not even moving LOL!!!

[youpooper18]

lol little kids are like not the moomoos

[styx87]

@youpooper18 no they weren't

[xXWeezerXx]

Nothin' on there works smooth.

[Derail07]

@xXWeezerXx - lmao.

[bpm1313]

Epic.

[chocolatecakebunny1]

they gotta be scarred for life when i saw this part i died laughing

[dmhosea]

You know...it took me watching that several times to catch that when his grandma mentioned it at the beginning.

[TheJUNGLESURFER]

poor  cows

[animestrike32]

:08 what does lyle say?

[Kdubslugga]

@animestrike32 "Nuthin on here works smooth"!

[animestrike32]

3 people were one of the kids on the bus

[JonathonMoyer]

omg 20 traumatized childeren

[kiryuandgodzillagirl]

@JonathonMoyer maybe three of them disliked this

[TheJUNGLESURFER]

@JonathonMoyer just \shows we should eat fruit

[SeoulMan]

Nothin' here works smooth. : )

[stinkle08]

no one is on the bus at 0:11 and then all the kids show up at 0:14 :p

[223Mrdrew]

dogonnit work smooth lol

[CinnaMint]

The only good part in the whole movie :D

[whatscrackindude]

wow no one has yet noticed the camera and equipment on the glass of the bus at 0:12. lol. but great movie! napoleon is my hero!

[AmericaOWNS87]

@whatscrackindude

i dont see it?? :P

[xMonkeyShitx]

@whatscrackindude You got that off Great Movie Mistakes, that was one of them.

[Kriftonucci]

"Blinkende Lygter: Arne og koen", aka the uncensored version of this. Look it up on youtube.

[MrJoshua199515]

That guy is a killer

[DormzyLLC]

definitely not kosher.

[FalconEggsRedVines]

agreed XD made me laugh so hard XD

[AV681]

if you look at the bus door when it drives by you can see the film crew for a couple seconds on the reflection thumbs up if u see them

[theliberator1]

nuttin' wrong it works smooth!

[Hachiko1000]

Tina you fat lard come get some dinner! :D eat it!

[Aquarius199]

My favorite part was the children screaming!

Kids: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!

[pieper230674]

@xva232 also napoleon makes a reaction before he hears the shot, he can see it either because if the bus had stopped for his house its blocking the view.

[xva232]

funny how the bus is moving when the cow gets shot and then when they're all screaming it has completely stopped

[LibraHorse1]

man loads gun

bus pulls up

cow gets shot

children scream

i laugh.

[OregonDuckFreak]

LOVE IT!

[carlichan21]

i HATE this part

[onilinkmask]

LMAOOOOOOOO@the cute cow all trusting and gentle..and the blonde little cherub children..ahahahaha..i LOVE that part

[Anewhonour]

BLAM!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[MrGuitarfreak10]

I laughed so hard that I actually pooped my pants! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

[lilJayer]

@MrGuitarfreak10 thats...... good :s

[ThePandaX26]

i bet those kids whenever they eat a hamburger there going to stare at the meat and hear" gun shot, HEADSHOT"

[cky12qxz]

"Nothin' on here works smooth!" BOOM HEADSHOT!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Radiohead1984]

This part was great. This man was probably the best character.

[ClubpenguinMario39]

ROFL! Best part of the movie!

[scaryman341]

lllllllllloooooooooooooooooool­lllllllllllll best part of the movie

[Don0chi0cho]

the best part it is

[DizzleHell]

this makes me giggle

[katiesafitty]

Nothing on here works smooth! lmfao!

[Jadsia]

omg!!! i laugh so har everytime i watch this!!! LOL

[homeboyfresch]

big deal, i shoot mamals wit my frckin 12 gage all the time

[coltonte3]

@homeboyfresch wow your cool

[bewareofnick00]

did u realize that the bus isnt moving when the kids are screaming?

[hughvonkarr]

@bewareofnick00 it was waiting for napoleon to get in

[Dulaman9082]

@bewareofnick00 lol it stopped to pick up napoleon you're smart

[bewareofnick00]

@Dulaman9082 do you really think a bus stops within that short amount of time? look how fast the bus is moving, for it to stop, it would have to slam on the breaks and the kids wouldn't be screaming because of the cow, theyd be screaming because they were thrown through the windshield of the bus. Its obviously an error in continuity. You're dumb.

[Dulaman9082]

@bewareofnick00 it was barely moving to begin with lol, you're so retarded, and why does it matter anyway? have to argue online about how a bus did or didn't stop, go do something with your life damn

[PoopsMgeee]

hahah Have you ever realized that he rides the bus with elementy kids and not high scholers?

[mattnorth14]

this new youtube format sucks dick

[manifestgtr]

haha this is the only seriously crazy part of this movie

[Saint0110]

More like the ONLY funny part of Napoleon Dynamite

[jimnom]

Gee, ya can't really see the video crew in this fuzzy representation, what are you all crying like babies about? You're just being haters, I understand This HAS to be one of the funniest clips in the movie and maybe one of the funniest of all time. Maybe we needed just a touch more footage setting up that Napoleon was heading outside to get on the schoolbus, and even says Hi to Lyle. There isn't much 'calmdown' time to set up this clip...

[idonothasname]

Kill that fat ass cow old man! Fuck PETA!

[jonhmclane91]

Ha ha ha In Front Of Kids!!!

[djahries]

HA I just noticed some guy said that a few comments ago..

EPIC FAIL

[djahries]

Whats funny.

In this video go in about 11-13 seconds on where you see the bus door.

You can see the camera crew in the reflection if you look hard enough. HA well actually its not that difficult to see.

[captainrichspicedrum]

i did this to a cow with #7 1/2 birdshot. shot it twice in the head (once from a moviing vehicle) it was not my cow. i was just drunk. I shot it the first time thinking it would die. It just got mad and shook its head angrily and flung pieces of its face everywhere. so out of pitty i ran after it to try to shoot it again. i did from point blank. it still didnt die. Birdshot sucks for cow. my next cow was not mine either, it was the victim of a 20 guage sabot slug. it died very quickly :D i win.

[pianoman1237]

fail! when the bus goes past you can see the camera crew through the door!

[lacvillesk]

Bitch, it was filmed with a budget of 400k $ and grossed over 46 mil. $. Now go and toss salad on some big-cash producers !

[redline1320]

saromatae, you just made me go "OOOOOOOOHH !!!!!!!!!!!" out loud! :)

[Saromatae]

If you pay attention earlier in the movie grandma says that they are low on steaks and that Lyle is coming over to fix that. It was about the same time grandma told Napoleon to "Make yer'self a danged quesadilla Napoleon!" That's why Lyle was shooting the cow across the street later.

Lyle rules.

[funkubitch]

@Saromatae

I never made that connection - AWESOME.

[SuperBlahblah23]

LOL, one of the best parts of the movie!

[Fairy5555]

Lyle brings spice and humor in this film...I am a big fan of him. Does this actor appear in other films?

[PrivacyisRequired]

stupid kids.

[Sulimaaren]

Haha Lyle even has his own facebook fan group XD

[SirTittySmithy]

are you fucking kidding me?!

[misterbulger]

smoooooth

[dhrocks4life]

u can see camera crew at 00:13

[TheatreMan777]

makes this movie even better!

[FreakingLoveRCT3]

"And to your left, children, you will see where beef comes from."

[brewcrew01984]

You don't generally get beef from a dairy cow...

[fadium]

I was always a little perturbed by the commercial from a couple years back, where brown cows were striking for equal rights in regards to chocolate milk.

Seriously, how many young children who don't know any better now think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows?

As clever a marketing idea as it is, I'm surprised and disappointed it made it to the air.

[brewcrew01984]

so your point is????

[fadium]

Furthering your point about confusion of what comes from what derivation of a species.

Generally you're not supposed to complain when someone agrees with your point of view.

[brewcrew01984]

Well here's an idea...go fuck yourself fruitcake...

[brewcrew01984]

beef from a wholestein cow? don't think so

[UniversalTVfan1994]

Pause at 00:13. There is a cameraman visible in the glass door.

[FullmetalSnake4501]

Oh yeah lol

[JoeShanks1225]

haha yeah i see him!

[brewcrew01984]

doesnt lyle do there steaks??? that cow he killed was for milk not eating LOL

[rangeowner8830]

rolf i watch this part 50 times an its still funny XD

[sunnyD1031]

I like it XDDDD

[jenramkaf]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA BEST PART

[TheFearsomeThr33some]

watch my napolean dynamite trailer, its pretty good, we put this scene in the actual movie but not the trailer

[JayPetey]

LOOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Ravalin]

Hmm watching this while eating meatloaf... I think I'll have seconds

[halokiid]

lololll!!!!nice..share?

[killumaru2212]

hhahaha those kids is scared for life

[Frogzilladakilla]

lol my favorite scene of this movie!!!

[deanage69]

Think about it. If you were going to slaughter a cow, would you do it out in the field some 500 yards from your barn where you are going to butcher it? Going to be a long drag.

[ducktapesandwhich]

@deanage69 it's for effect.

[Mizz2sexy4u]

Lyle was cool, i liked him, but you could hardly understand crap he said...lmao

[jobrofanatic20]

i talked to him and he said that he shot the cow cuz the cow was dying anyways and i'm not doing it for attention

[soldierknowhow]

Right, I'm sure he didn't shoot the cow in real life. I didn't realize we were breaking into the fourth wall in this discussion.

[gregjam23]

He didn't really shoot the cow, idiot ... what for???

[soldierknowhow]

How do you think we get hamburger or steak gregjam? You have to kill the animal first.

[gregjam23]

I guess you were trying to be funny ... maybe? I dunno, if you were ... yikes.

[soldierknowhow]

I'm not trying to be funny. He's slaughtering a cow to eat it, or maybe the cow is too old. Who knows.

[gregjam23]

lol it's a movie, he didn't really shoot the cow. That's the whole point. They wouldn't have an actor shoot a cow for a movie. It's a joke.

[chris371]

Yeah well no shit the actor didnt actually shoot the cow during filming, thats fucking obvious.

[jobrofanatic20]

they really did shoot the cow. the cow was dying the director said to put it in

[jobrofanatic20]

ya he shot the cow, it was dyng anyways so the director said to put it in there

[jobrofanatic20]

guess what everyone the farmer is my cousin!! and i met him one day and he said he really shot the cow and he said they really made them eat the eggs. he said it was the sickest stuff ever

[fireball111121]

lmao. It's sometimes funny when people are so stupid or need attention so much that they lie as though the movie was real. :P

[jobrofanatic20]

i'm not lying he really shot the cow. he said it was old and dying anyways so the farmer told them that they needed it shot and the director said they would put it in the movie

[Jeo1245]

hahahaha just like in borat with the ice cream truck and the bear its fucking hilarious

[jdbmsaunders]

THIS is the best part...ronan you FAIL with your top 10 list

[nickwgarcia1]

hells yes

[TheJuicer83]

If you pause it at just 0:13 you can see the something that looks like the camera crew in the bus window reflection. Just thought that would be interesting.

[UniversalTVfan1994]

It was a goof.

[nirob]

i swear in a lot of dull corny movies, this part only gave this film a four star just in this clip alone too funny

[hannah0k]

That's my favorite scene in the whole movie.

[audeon1]

What does he say?

[Curtie555]

"Eh.. Nothing works..."

[rlsroyce]

"Nothin on here works smooth"

[54spiritedwill54]

I laughed for days when I first saw this...

[tropicaltasha]

lol this guy is my great uncle. funny funny stuff.

[slivor23]

funnies part of the movie lol i love the screaming kids

[wolfgar45]

he doesn't want to waste bullets.

[LyleLe]

hahahah

[R3D00d]

Lmfao.

[funkubitch]

The fact that he's standing with the barrel of the shotgun like ONE INCH from the cow's FACE fucking KILLS me!!

[zososierp]

Hell yeah, i can just imagine half of the cow's face ending up on him.

[chelseythebagel]

That's my friend's grandpa. Hahahahaha

This is such a funny part!

[skinpli]

ROFLROF yes i agree something was sooooo wrong with uncle lylehahahahah

[Nikes2012]

Funniest Clip Ever!!!..

Who Agrees With ME!!!

I Almost Crapped My Pants...

[Morthund]

I so fucking agree!!

Havnt seen the film for a year, and this is the bit I searched for first, after a few pipes of fuckin excellent she-it

[chris0513]

It gets me every time!! LOL

[MINIONWCG77]

No,he said "nothing on here works smooth"

[damez123]

wtf i cant understand a word he said its like mmmhmmm

[kawasaki759]

Lyle said, "this is gonna work smooth...."

[Ellielynx]

I love this movie but I dont think that party was very funny.

[archenemyfan1]

lol

[stapls]

LOLZ this is the best part in the movie

[cholulasaucehot]

nah the line when he counts his money after workin at the egg farm is the best quote

and best scene is the steak in the face by the uncle........whats a matter with people in here ?

nobody has a clue ? lol

then again im 39 with a matured sense of humor i guess.....

the tater tot scene is up there 2

[Oracle13]

BWAHAHA!!! Best part of the movie indeed! You can REALLY hear that steak hit the ground after Lyle shoots 'em! LOOOL!

[JustinLH2007]

LOL PRICELESS!!!

[Jforthetrueking]

I laughed for days when I first saw this...

[IHATERAP5552424]

HAHAHAHAH great PART

[onewheeled999]

That's pretty much the only funny part of the movie. The rest is just plain stupid.

[DRAGONSROCKMYSOKCS]

um to bad ur one of those people who r like "ugh theres no storyline its soooo dumb" ya well, this movie ROCKS!!!!!!!!!! its so funny and heartwarming

[Sn0wyl33k]

who ever sais dis movie rocks is totally stupid and for sure is a virgin ok? just shut up! u think its cool cuz u got fuckin brainwashed by some crackhead that this movie "Rocks" this movie is wack, yes there is some good parts like this one tho everything else sucKS!

[whiteganser]

Um, (this is my other profile by the way) this movie is so funny, what is bad about it? I dont see anything that makes it stupid! SO GO FUCK YOURSELF

[jupskids]

dude, i rail hella bitches and this movies still pretty funny. you must be english or something. go back to your country

[tommy240792]

If this movie is so shit, then how come u went to the effort to search for this video and then watch it??? And what does being a virgin have to do with liking this movie??? NOTHING

[onewheeled999]

OK, I'll admit, I hadn't seen that much of the movie at the time. But now that I've seen the full movie, I'll agree that it's a very good movie. But it's still THE most stupid movie ever. But in a good way. ^_^

[PhilBridges]

Best scene of the movie.

[FifaFanatic13]

where was the hey lyle

[9steven9]

best part in the whole movie. u should've included the part where he waves and says, "Hey Lyle." that's wat makes it so funny.

[AmberWaves84]

I thought that part was hilarious! XD