Best Stand up Comedy - Chris Rock about Rap

[XiBellaghyiX]

illumanati shot tupac

[Ravenite1]

This guy doesn't have shit on Eddie Murphy or Dave Chappelle I SAID IT COME AT ME FAGGOTS

[TheUndertakerIsWWE]

@Ravenite1 so true

[McLovin123ify]

Brilliant

[Soundgarden8497]

whats the go with all these fuckheads that keep postig rip 2pac, the niggas been dead for a fucking long time, he's already had rip said and posted on his shit a million times, why do people keep saying it? just shut the fuck up and listen to his music if you're that obsessed

[donyasserdon]

@Soundgarden8497 rest in peace isnt only said when somone dies you fuck tart. What does "rest in peace" mean? Its not like saying have a good sleep, its more of saying, may your soul rest eternally in peace. What a faggot. rest in peace is a ongoing praise, not a ritual that is said when someone dies.

[Soundgarden8497]

@donyasserdon you stupid cunt. do you honestly think you can communicate with the dead? if so then you are truly fucking retarded. all "RIP" does if fucking annoy the living, so suck a fat cock you dumbarse.

[donyasserdon]

@Soundgarden8497 oh wait... youve been on the same video for a month trolling like a cunt. How pathetic are you. When you die, would you not want people yo say RIP. Sometimes its not about what is said, its the thought that counts. Your just a sound garden shitty cunt troll who has nothing else to do. go and shag every sound garden member you anal batty washer. Get off this video, stop giving it views, and just, ear a fat dick.

[Soundgarden8497]

@donyasserdon is this chris rock? i don't want people to say RIP when i die because when you're dead you're fucking dead and nothing anyone says is gonna get to you. do you think you have a conscience when you're dead? i'd rather people carry on and live well without being plagued by the aftermath of death. get the fuck over it and allow people to enjoy living. it's the same with roadside shrines, i dont wanna see that shit. life is for the living. now fuck off queer boy

[hanswater]

nice last words

treu! the world is just fuckt up ;) 

[Redwaterification]

fuckkin sucksss dickkkk



[levisszz]

He is right about pac man, that shit is not right, so and give us some more clues :P

R.I.P tupac

[524pmdnyc]

@levisszz You have no killer because of the idiot mentality of "dont speak to the police".. If the people who saw it are gonna keep quiet so they can "keep it real" then you cant blame the police... and elton john, billy joel and david bowie dont shoot each other over lyrics in a song...the rappers behave in a primitive and ignorant way, they cant blame anyone else for the shit

[godzangel100]

BLIND THE BITCH..! BLIND THE BITCH.. !

lmao !!

[Thatguyizy]

21 people are niggas named kevin

[slicksottia]

R.i.p 2pac

[Soundgarden8497]

@slicksottia stfu

[Ravenite1]

@Soundgarden8497 who is soundgarden? Ohhhh yeah them. They suck.

[Soundgarden8497]

@Ravenite1 who are you? clearly you're a faggot

[pillarsofserpents]

Ah-ha! Chris forgot about Soulja Slim. They caught his killer.

[pillarsofserpents]

pickin' on Luda? lol.

[jaws553]

everyone is black lol

[rachidnombre55]

@jaws553 thats not true! 2:09

[redfly14]

I'm from an est-european country (Romania) and our jokes are waaaaay better then your's , but you're still laughting the shit outta u ...wtf is wrong with this world...i mean seriously : a girl dancing on smack her with a dick??? what's to laught about??i mean it's kinda funny but I would smile of hearing it , not laughting my ass off (sorry my bag english , i still practice it)

[srproductions123]

@redfly14 its a location sort of thing. the things you laugh at are different from things i laugh at. you obviously dont listen to the same music that i listen to, so when jokes are made about the music i listen to (or the kinds of things that US people dance to and listen to), you dont laugh. its who its aimed to. some things just arent funny to some people.

[redfly14]

@srproductions123 yes , that's true but I listen to rap and R& B music :)

[srproductions123]

@redfly14 haha but are the artists and songs the same as what we listen to in the US? porbably not. thats what i mean lol

[1001rahel]

rip Tupac Shakur greatest rapper ever!!!

[iluvsumething]

Chris should update this stand and change Saddam by Osama

[fridaynightmares]

i adore Chris but i hate rap ..

[palau1020]

19 people hate rap

[DragonAurora]

#LOL I stopped defending rap years ago....it has become more of a plague than anything else. Rap is crap today!

[cunninglinguist1889]

It's 'hence' not 'thus' btw. Funny shit though.

[mikeprettyboyswag12]

thumbs up if you gona buy this albim

[NapTown081]

Whats was this stand called?

[cauthoncrazy]

And now I know the words to that song. Gross. Thanks Chris Rock! haha

[DJMixMike]

so steeezy lmao fucking hilarious

"vanilla ice.... still alive!"

[GTUization]

i still love rap music..... i love it!!!! haha

[xLxzKoppe]

Respect all the dead rappers! R.I.P.

[metDavidzelf]

Blindddd the bitch.... blinddd the bitch!

[harhainen]

niggers are much better stand up comedians.. look at katt willias, thats the shit right there

[kittyburger000]

@harhainen Why niggers? Why not afro-americans?

[jazzyjeff1282]

@harhainen you must be kidding... Katt willias makes waterboarding look like a viable option

[rolybling]

Vanilla Ice still alive lol

[PhoenixBird1983]

Blind the bitch

[TheUndertakerIsWWE]

thumbs up if you couldn't stop laughing from 0:00-7:20!

[tobeylee18]

16 people got smacked with a dick

[matheuswoww]

black people smells bad.

[ultimatetrav]

It's "down" my balls, not "from" my balls. You'd think he'd at least look a the lyrics before performing the routine, lol.

[IRONMAN357]

rap is the best

[LondonCP]

it was a nigga named kevin with a mac 11 LOOOOL HIS SICK!

[SatanicAlchemy1]

rap sucks..

[chrisychrisydon]

thumbs with if you agree with the 2pac part!!!!

[4lifeinflames]

i don't get it

[BigUnitism]

aight man im not english so please dont freak out ... what does he mean by "skit skit skit" or however you spell it. appreciate your patience and answer

[applebooom]

@BigUnitism

its about a rap-track....when Lil Jon or some rapper has lyrics in his song and it sound like this "skit skit skit"

[BigUnitism]

@applebooom i actually wanted to know the meaning of the word. thanks though

[KyleP1928]

@BigUnitism Skeet skeet = To jizz (Cum)

[BigUnitism]

@KyleP1928 aaah, thanks brotha

[LotrWargamer]

all i can hear is the zebra off madagasca talking

[whollyblack]

move bitch get out da way! lol i luv that song!

[goldgoldgoldi3]

I feel extremely white when I watch this. Obviously a lot of (black) people find it funny and I have laughed to Chris Rock at times...but this is like "eeh...ok?".

In a way it's good, it shows the huge difference between our races (which doesn't have to be a bad thing, despite what the politically correct may think).

As long as you don't compare the races' contribution to the world, it's fine.

[JIOIKIEIRx]

@goldgoldgoldi3 im white and ii think chris rock is a really funny comedian, always makes me laugh :L

did you not laugh at the "Smack her with the dick" part? if you didnt you may just not have a wide sense of humour my friend.

[goldgoldgoldi3]

@JIOIKIEIRx

I found nothing fun with it at all. Like I said, Chris Rock has made me laugh at times...but not this clip. I find Stephen Lynch, Jim Jeffries or Jon Lajoie very funny most of the time and I really enjoy good racial jokes, but this wasn't funny to me. If you found "smack her with the dick" funny, that's good for you. I guess I am too old for that "humour".

[JIOIKIEIRx]

@goldgoldgoldi3 i do see where your coming from mate, like im 17 i dont know how old you are and it doesnt concern me, but it doesnt matter if your too old or not, if your in a good mood and you have a good sense of humour you should find this funny, but i do understand where your coming from. (:

[TBKclanHD]

hehe he's a mad cunt.

[Bak3dB3an]

I think all comedians after they play the big crowd... then they play a smaler theatre, THAT'S where all their constant best work comes in.

They feel more confortable and have better material and comedic timing.

Check russel peters outsourced after the big ones, dave chapelle yellow shirt stand up and this one chris rock and some others...

[xXTheDarkLemonXx]

i say that song should be the next xmas no 1!!! :D

[iluvsumething]

I got to pick a wife out of this bunch....crap

[xBrianHsux]

ironic how he talks like a typical black pastor

[asparch]

A strong reinforcement of my general opinion of black people--loud and obnoxious.

[CoolerKing37]

@asparch We get it. You hate the negros. Got anything interesting to say for once in your shitty life?

[DariusJohnson18]

SKEET...SKEET...SKEET..SHEET!

[TheJoeFlaccoShow]

funny but not hilarious like chappelle

[zuleikaaa]

IN FRONT OF CIRCUS CIRCUS!

[MegaMacDiesel]

"the brother in red shot me dead"

[Landmarkmoon]

Meh not a rap fan

[20012607]

Well of course.. they've had millions of people looking out for Saddam Hussein. A couple armies were searching for him. Tupac is just...Tupac. His murderer is probably no mass-murderer that's behind the plots of many different bombings, and probably doesn't control a terrorist group... probably has never made no incredible threats and isn't an incredible threat to America... he was just doing us all a favor, getting rid of some bad bad music..

[iluvsumething]

@20012607 Gtfo Tupac is like God but for rap

[Slamwoo93]

10 people were smacked with a dick

[Shocka161]

"it was a nigga named kevin with a mac 11" hahahaaha

[SharkSterz]

@Shocka161 my ass

[YouLoveRoses]

dis funny and true i luv him

[Halhakhayah]

HAHAHAHA! Oh my goodness...this sh!t is just too good for me.....just what I needed!

[dayanasmackyouu]

isn't he the voice of donkey in Shrek?

[Vanessas1905]

@dayanasmackyouu no eddie murphy is the voice of donkey

[D119heavy]

@dayanasmackyouu nope that's Eddie Murphy, also one of the best stand-up comics of all time, if you've never seen his standups from the 80's I HIGHLY recommend you watch them . . . If you like Chris you'll almost definitely like Eddie.

[wholetthejewsout0]

@dayanasmackyouu no thats eddie murphy

[RickyNumberFive]

Thumbs up if the "smack her with a dick" part was the funniest!

[bullibeatz]

@RickyNumberFive Blind the bitch,was funny to

[RickyNumberFive]

@bullibeatz I meant the whole thing, that was hilarious! ^^

[nytefox0]

well as you can see there's a bitch in his way, that he needs to move......

[zabijaq123]

Vanilla Ice still alive :D

[cx3anada]

omg, dat was so fuckin hilarious! chris rock is for show one of the best comedians ever!

[PVsnyper]

true abt the saddam hussain in hole, and tupac in vegas

[kenhayx]

amazing !! lol

you mean tell me , you can find sadam hussein in a f**** hole , but you cant tell me who shoot 2pac!!!

[Yurglarlotro]

the whole world is fucked up XD

[jkss3493]

him and dave chappelle are the only funny black comedians that are still funny....eddy murphy used to be lol (his movies never were though)

[CBAUSERNAME]

@jkss3493 what about martin lawrence?

[jkss3493]

@CBAUSERNAME hes not exactly still funny but his stand ups good

[CBAUSERNAME]

@jkss3493 yeah and his films are still good, like bad boys 2.

[Lohkize]

@CBAUSERNAME ur thinking of martin lawrence

[CBAUSERNAME]

@Lohkize well done

[ThePaulanthony62]

Chris Rock sucks, and oh yeah, so does rap music.

[RazorsBM]

@soroushs1989 Unlike you it seems...

[mixwell1983]

That's why you gotta listen to real hip hop because they spit better lyrics and are more real than the radio bullshit.. record sales don't make you a sick MC its about the talent.. haha nice clip.

[cartman540]

5:58 wtf is wrong with that guys face

[todd5854]

"more people saw tupac get shot than the last episode of seinfeld" hahaha

[Gameday2159]

you mean to tell me they can find saddam hussien in a fuckin hole but you cant tell me who shot 2pac?! hahahahahahhahaha

[LadiiHeadstrong119]

LOL kept me dying the whole time!!!!!!!!!!!

[reinforcedpenisstem]

It's not the 'best' stand up.

[Tzipilica]

Yes it is

[bossscrillaguy]

Chris is consistently hilarious!

[Cheese838]

hahaha fuck her in the eye!

[bossscrillaguy]

@Cheese838 That's one of "Suga Free's" songs off the album, "Smell my finger"

[pambamx33]

bigger and blacker i think

[sammrose]

whats the name of the stand up performance does anyone know?

[Dennygieck]

Rap is terrible. All flash, no soul. My opinion.

[koekiemonsterogen]

bad opinion

[jkss3493]

@Dennygieck it has gotten worse throughout the years

[CobaltRebellion]

"You mean to tell me you found Sudam Hussein in a hole, but can't find who shot Tupac!? Sudam in Iraq! Tupac in fuckin Las Vegas! In fron of Circus Circus!"

[tomkin34]

ROFL

[zerco94]

HAHAHA lmao hahaha lol smaggle with da dick...=p

[theforgottenchosen]

it was a nigga named Kevin with a mack-eleven

[KeDaiv]

hahahahahahhaaha

[thantsoe]

LOL

[l0lkarim]

OMG!! That was really true and funny at the same time xD

[sexybrybry69]

@l0lkarim That's usually how comedy works bro.