Garth Marenghi's Darkplace Episode 6 Part 2

[NotTooWellKnown]

*Shotgun blast*

This is a hospital!

[Chadwickzilla]

"You're the most sensitive man I know, and I know God."

[aegisgfx]

"When I heard my wife died I could barely finish my lunch..."

[reonat]

And then... Freddy went ....

ahahaha

[MrBookman90]

Linda: Linda (slight pause)

Sanchez: DR. SANCHEZ!

[NeonBlueAlex]

...Embrace the infinite.

[klmnumbers]

"her mossy cleft!" That entire scene is amazing.

[daiklaive]

"you... could steam her..."

[mayflyforyou]

come to padre

[edosala]

Broccoli?!? She's turning into broccoli...LOL

[zo1215so]

...two star-cross lovers (Romeo and Juliet)

[fcc44789]

ha, just noticed the bartender didn't even make the drinks for dag and sanch. must have been pre-made.

[CATZEistKRIEG]

KNOCK IT OFF YOU TWO THIS IS A HOSPITAL!!!

[jjschm20]

This episode is the best episode of the whole series.

[CONSTRINGACY]

Holey Howard Moon OHW,,,, CHICKI CHIKAR!!!

[langtongirl]

You could STEAM her.

[jella11]

-ly

[jella11]

Ayoade is SO good at acting bad

[jella11]

Julian Barrat seems like the only average actor in that (albeit fictional) series and he's just a side character lol.

[BlueLightSpecial90]

The cosmic spores, of course, represented AIDS.

[HelloweenAndi]

"If you need me, I'll be right here in the vestry. If not, I'll be out in the jeep."

This show is GENIUS!! :D

[overthehillsfaraway9]

Did Sanchez fart at 3:18?

[clipcalhoon]

"linda"

Dr. Sanchez!

[Unworshipediety]

'When I pray...and sometimes I do...I pray to myself" lol 5:10

[shintosungod]

im out of line hes out of line!!!

[VanillaSwirlsOfDoom]

"You could... steam her..."

[DefWish]

"You're the most sensitive man I know. And I know God."

I don't like quoting in youtube comments, but this show is SO DAMN QUOTABLE.

[guruatomik]

@DefWish Yeah, too bad this didn't get the season extended. I would have liked to see more of the padre.

[IAntonyI]

OMG ! Love when Dean Learner shoot twice in the air with his shotgun and tell them "Knock it off you two, this is a hospital !" xD

[chrisjeffsmusic]

"the cosmic spores, of course, represented AIDS"

[g0801215]

"Have you ever been in love? Only with the Holy three."

[PotholesInMyLawn]

Linda is beautiful!!

1:41 At this frequency .. Dean Learner!!!

Half of Rumford could have it in a week If Sanch gets it... Man he gets around!!

[hrdcorefshr]

wtf was that huff at 7:16?

lmao

[Aleczacool]

I love it when he walks into the bar with a shotgun. XD

[jechichi]

is this 4 real? its soooo fake!! the acting is horrible and that fight scene is so crap! is this british comedy? wow, so lame. the brits cant do it like We Americans

[buttlord123]

@jechichi .....the humor is beyond your comprehension.

[fcc44789]

"gavin the hospital gas expert just called, he handed me this"

[KRIGBERT]

all our broccholi must have come from up there... millions of years ago...

[tiemedown]

embrace the infinite--julian is the king

[justanotherpigeon]

"Embrace the infinite." Gosh I love Julian Barratt!

[chongitupski]

your the most sensitive person i know, and i know god.

[fcc44789]

dag and padre hug, dag seems to wimper, then a second wimper then another all while padre says "yeahhhh, yep, that's it, that's it". two slaps on the back, dag pulls away assuming the infinite embrace has ended but the padre grabs dag again and slams him into his chest. they both let out an "oh" grunt from the force of the hug.

the funniest and most awkward hug i've ever witnessed. never knew something so mundane could be so hilarious

[Madglitters]

KNOCK IT OFF YOU TWO THIS IS A HOSPITAL

[lokifea05]

Brocolli from Space

[xfugx]

"Look at that, makes you wonder what else is up there. All our broccoli must have come down from these skies billions of years ago, over time it's evolved, become less aggressive"

[Rita3500]

Egg in soup anyone?

[morfius93638]

this show is nuts,when i first saw it i was like this is some crazy shit but i seen more and liked it i want a season two of this show

[freedeirdrerasheed]

haha at 7:12 he bangs the shotgun on the wall as he's walking out

[wolfpack9097]

"But I don't even know your name?"

"Linda."

"Dr. Sanchez."

[edcapos]

WHISKEY!!!

[67Sithangel]

"When I heard my wife died, I could barely finish my lunch!"

[iCarb0n]

We dont even know each others name yet, "Linda"... "DOCTOR SANCHEZ" rofl

[iCarb0n]

egg in soup anyone?

[audrywolters]

@iCarb0n No I have to wash my hair!

[crowpass]

I have never made this remark and meant it, but now I do, BRAVO!

[iwal12]

You could...steam her?

[shade1978x]

"Embrace the infinite." lol Egotistical prick. I love it.

[livo3]

TO LINDA

[mastrokid]

i love how the two of them are supposed to be these smokin' hot doctors and they're both sort of short and round. . . love them though!!

oh, and PADRE!!!!!

[KellstErik]

"Let me cut up your pork pie" is the most titillating line i've heard in a while.

[overthehillsfaraway9]

Sorry, I thought you were going to speak.

I can cope with constant bereavement, he can't. Most people can't.

Classic

[Avonmore12]

"I've been there hombre, when I heard my wife died I could barely finish my lunch, but right now Dag and I are more worried about your downstairs area" - Freakin' Incredible

[Killryno666]

And mossy cleft wins by a nose

[heliogabalus227]

where's her whispy mound? her sacred v? her honeyed lining? her mossy cleft?

tremendously sexy prose.

[schmoopiedoopiejms]

howard moon makes a good priest...

[PunkAsFuck111]

@schmoopiedoopiejms harold boon

[squall600]

@schmoopiedoopiejms him, noel fielding as the monkey man, and the guy who plays learner/saboo, those guys from the mighty boosh are just awesome. im still shocked that rick fulcher wasnt around at the time to do this.

[MrsPopeJohnPaul]

Her honeyed V.

[halomad834]

HOWARD MOON!

[chris123cheese]

Anyone notice the barman is also one of the junior doctors in a previous episode? I love all the subtle jokes in this show, absolutely brilliant. Apologies if someone else has already pointed this out.

[woozawozzle]

"over time its evolved, become less aggressive"

[Ason19]

you...could....steam her.

[dickballsafacetestic]

'when i pray. and i sometimes do.. i pray to myself

[SolMaster]

"That was one ball! This is the whole nine yards!"

Subtle. But amazing.

[SolMaster]

Her mossy cleft

[musicon1110]

"we don't even know eachother's names

Linda.

DOCTOR SANCHEZ."

This show rules. I need it on dvd.

[theotherspice]

"and then...freddie went" <3

haha padre= amazing and wise

[richardmoores]

I'm out of line? He's out of line!

[eddy2299]

when i head my wife died i could barely finish my lunch

LOL

[borismuller86]

yeah and bar!

[borismuller86]

i've just realised how amazing it is that darkplace hospital has a bar!

[h3akalee]

Tell Reed what color it is !!

Olive green what of it ?

[Andreth3000]

you're the most sensitive man i know...and i know god.

[PhillyDickinson]

You could...steam her.

[siapeaches]

I crack up anytime that shotgun is fired. Gold.

[Xuoil]

I feel like Egg in soup, not forgetting the porkpie

[natmanprime]

'mossy cleft'

most profound LOL.

[Dangerbean]

When I pray, I pray to myself

[sharkboy85]

6:58 lol "this is a hospital"

[golfpro020591]

ive had a thought, if its a hospital, why is there a bar with cigarettes for sale, isnt that against hospital policies?

[carolineisreallycool]

"i'll help you get out of that night dreeeess." looove matt berry!

[falstaffswims]

Absolutely... I also crack up at the less overt, and simply bizarre, quasisexual ambience of his voice pronouncing: "HEEYA, LET ME CUT UP YOUR PORK PIE."

[TTBSFilms]

"You're the most sensitive man I know. And I know God." That line makes my soul feel complete.

[buttlord123]

wish I could talk like Sanchez lol

[torgosassistant]

Yeah, Matt Berry has the most fantastic voice.

[Jasrey32390]

ahhhhh I want to embrace the infinite <3

[Jasrey32390]

"her honeyed lining"

that's my favorite.

[glebber]

you... could... steam her....

LOLLL

[IHATEMATTE]

lol "Come to Padre, embrace the infinite"

[ccampbell800]

"mossy cleft"

[cosmickev1969]

If you need me, I'll be in the vestry. Or out in the jeep.

[vonPook83]

'your the most sensitive man I know... and I know god'

[harveydeadman]

cheers padre...stay holy!!

[mrbuch]

"That was ONE ball - this is the whole nine yards!"

[matrixman124]

The spores represent AIDS. XP

[TheDevilsJoker]

'We dont even know each others names'

'...Linda...'

'DOCTOR SANCHHEZ!!'

[deadite17]

When i heard my wife died i could barely finish my lunch. lol

[SayNoToPC]

"Gavin, the Hospital Gas Expert"(WTF?!?!Hahahahahahahah­a)

[FurnaxIkki]

Gotta love the shotgun.

[simonjeste]

Dean Learner is the greatest cue card reader since... since Christopher Walken on most of his SNL appearances!

[Bashimillar]

Next time i'm entertaining a lady she's getting egg in soup.

[jessecracksthesky]

DOCTOR SANCHEZ.

[welcometotacobell]

broccoli? lol

[brixtongun]

8:19 its the best fight scene that never happened!!!!

[LordMoriya]

I'd probably have a heart attack from the sheer awesomeness of it all.

[bnanatorres]

Julian is looking mighty fine!

[Naxwell]

The cosmic spores, of course, represented aids.

[stormmine]

"It's egg in soup!!"

[Wolviepayne]

"You're the most sensitive man I know and I know God"

[safe0sam]

"her whispey mound"

haha

[napalmnacey]

"Balls. Knickers.  Scrote." *AHAHAHAHAHAA*

[iwanjones998]

Lmao

"when i heard my wife died i could barely finish my lunch !"

[Flibzy]

"Here, let me cut up your pork pie" I find that bit well funny

[devilxbesidexyou]

you could steam her...

heheh, i can't stop watching all these episodes

[spotlitkiss]

out of interest - this is to anyone here who has the dvd - i won't get specific for anyone who hasn't got it yet (get the dvd!!!) - but there's some 'weird' background goings-on during an extra scene where we see them rehearsing for this bar fight - do you guys know what that's about and if it is connected to what the boss is saying at the end of this section? DON'T say what it is here - it's not fair on others - just message my account if you have any idea - i'm baffled. cheers peeps

[baehj2915]

embrace the infinite. yes. that must be what embracing julian feels like. oh lord, this show is brilliant.

[playerthe2nd]

mossy cleft hahahaha

[d1z2c3]

omg i died laughing @ 7:17 when they bump each other. priceless.

[Br4ntburz]

Knock it off you two! This is a Hospital!

[SaltyKustard]

Olive green! what of it?!

[devilxbesidexyou]

Thorton really loves that shotgun doesn't he?

this show makes me laugh like no other

[olderpersonage]

IT'S HOWARD MOON! AHAHAHAHH

[olderpersonage]

Is that the guy from the IT crowd?!

[Zachccccc]

yes "dr.sanchez"(Douglass)and "dean learner" (moss)

[Konashredatom]

DOCTOR SANCHEZ

[gingergem85]

I lost a ball in Korea, had to do the op myself!

[Karma28217]

I'm backing them 110%, that means I can back track 10% and still be completely behind them

[Ben00981]

Your not getting my rod without a fight.

[jhonnymonk]

boil linda! lmao

[nightfly10]

I'll get a nurse to help you out of that nightdresssss. :p

[DukeOfCrittersAmity]

Dean's 'brother' was the tech guy who died in the last episode (from the mist) and now he's died from aids?

Should I feel bad for basically laughing at a character who's now died of aids or do I get by under the pretense of laughing at the continuity error (I must say I do realise the error was prolly intentional - before some half-wit points that out...).

[spotlitkiss]

i don't think it's the same person

[Ramskill85]

I've been there hombre, when my wife died i could hardly finish my lunch!

[Psychoti]

"We don't even know eachother's names."

"Linda."

"DOCTOR SANCHEZ!"

[kieron858]

lmao said with such pride :P hope he enjoyed her mossy cleft

[mabyenot]

he bit the other haha

[wonietang123]

Fucking magic

[matthewmcneany1]

You're the most sensitive man i know and I know God

that whole scene at 4:04

[HowlieThePointless]

if sanchez has it half of romford could have it by the end of the week

[barneyrubbel8503]

"He glided in liquid smooth" - sexy

[duralet]

I like "her mossy cleft" :D

[ConansGal]

I would gladly turn into broccolli to get Matt Berrys touch.

The man is sex on legs.

[priesteh18]

sorry i thought you were gna speak

[Meevinman]

over time its evolved, become less aggressive.

[musicmanfelipe]

"He's out of liiiine!"

Matt Berry has the most awesome voice.

[reonat]

I'm backing him 110% ! That means I can backtrack 10% and I'd still be completely behind him !

hhahaha

[roseramirez69]

her wispy mound

[carolineisreallycool]

"When my wife died, I could barely finish my lunch."

[Blowme1000]

7:38 - 7:43 made me crap my pants!

[allthingsmustpass]

its egg in soup! here, let me cut up your pork pie.

matt berry. <3

[lsloci7]

we don't even know each other's names....

'Linda'

'Dr. Sanchez'

classic, i think he is made for that line

[00intrigue00]

KABOOM!! KABOOM!!! KNOCK IT OFF YOU TWO THIS IS A HOSPITAL!! for some reason, to me, that is the funniest thing in the entire series, that and the scotch mist scotts.

[megaabyte]

"stay holy"

[megaabyte]

"if it's passed to Sanchez half of Rumford will have it in a wekk"

[jimbobjimminy]

this is how all comedies should be done - with no fucking laugh track!!

[fuzzball74]

Variety is the spice of life and all that...

[hasafin]

You're the most sensitive man I know, and I know God

[MONGWANAproductions]

5:33-5:34 he backs away from the camera

[stormmine]

"BOIL LINDA!! Over my dead body, you baaaastad."

[thesunkenship]

"here, let me cut up your pork pie"

[stormmine]

"It's egg in soup!"

[TempestChan]

Best line ever?

"I"m Dr. Sanchez!"

I love his wannabe Karate moves!

[xBryceyRiceyx]

"where's her sacred V? her mossy cleft??"

XDD

[weerdlaff]

when my wife died i could barely finish my lunch

[250njb]

Cheers for putting these up