A really drunk guy playing competitive TF2

[sniper0diper]

lol I remember I got really drunk like that when i was 14

[6yka66RUS]

@sniper0diper

and somo hobo fucked you in the ass

[sniper0diper]

@6yka66RUS actually it was my grandmother

[robbevr9316]

quickly balance the like/dislike bar!

[DeceptiveTwirl]

1:20

"I'm a boomer!"

*sigh*

[Benzego999]

force a nature in competitive tf2?

[Raptor747]

@Benzego999 It was very new back then, and it was pregame waiting so no one cared.

[bweltmer]

crazy legs @ 1:22



[encounter99]

PENIS!

[MrChaoman]

that doesnt sound like a really drunk guy that sounds like a sort of drunk guy over exadurating

[Backstabberification]

fjord! FJORD! fjordyfjordfjord!!!! PENIS!

[MrFloppywaffles]

That was seriously so great .

[lolKbgTgm6621what]

Everybody running around in pre-game for two minutes, loud overbearing try-hard guy screaming into his mic and acting "wacky + random", actual game never starts... yep, this is definitely a PUG.

[47kieran]

Mate, that aint competive, its public

[TheRivaside]

this is fake it shows no people talking in the game

[SBCurley]

@TheRivaside they're probably using vent

[PlasticineGuy]

Scout + FaN + competitive = ???

[KrazyKacophony]

Penis..

Pingas?

PAYNUSS!!

[TheVini222]

I WANNA PLAY THIS ON 360 damn Gaybe Narwall

[PlasticineGuy]

@TheVini222

No. You do NOT want to play TF2 on 360. Trust me on this.

[Lukc87]

WHO IS DRUNK?

[GarchompOwnsU]

@Lukc87 all

[oscar5100]

pingis xD """table tennis in swedish"

[oscar5100]

pingis hahah

[ancavalcanti92]

I'd be lying if I said I never played tf2 drunk.

[TheVotolom]

1:22 ITS CRAZY LEG SCOUT OMG!

[Dissruptance]

@Cyrotus

Yeah.

Wait, do you mean easiest to play, or take down?

Either way you're right.

[Chartlecake]

You play competetive with the FaN?

:|

[danzonono1]

This is fake, some people would pretend to do anything for attention :/ Sad, sad people

[Raptor747]

@danzonono1 I was there, and it's not fake. Trust me on that. It was the day after his 21st birthday, and he played like a drunk.

[danzonono1]

@Raptor747 ok sorry it just seems kinda fake, and some people i know put up a fake drunk video and got tonnes of views, and i don't blame people for doing it, but i guess it probably is genuine, its just i've seen some obviously fake ones in my time and i kinda got in the habit of writing this on every video :D

[souperman48]

@danzonono1 You dont even know what drunk is..

[dst2525]

1:23 pause till u get the scouts legs they are WTF !!!!!

[ObeIiskos]

@dst2525 Those.. those are the bacon legs in all their glory. Sadly, Valve has removed the bacon legs and we miss them greatly.

[castlefreak117]

yes

[godofkoolaid]

This guy isn't drunk.... you're all being trolled.

[bleachzeldakid]

AWESUM.

[wanlizhang123]

wow you high bro?

[VeterinKid]

hes not drunk for shit

[nhcre8tv1]

the MAHP

[themayor787]

The MAPPHUH.

[TehLiquid]

PEEEENIS!!!

[displeasedflyinguy]

turtle dick rape?

[Elijah668]

Gay



[sunderkeenin]

He's drunk you dun have an excuse.

[DiZzLfAsChIzZl]

btw: with the fan i would disable auto reload xD

[MrMEGALOLWUT]

Not really drunk, trying to act drunk and failing to look cool.

[hxcAMBERhxc]

@MrMEGALOLWUT Yes... because everyone sounds and acts exactly the same when drunk... silly girl.

[HimTheHein]

Penis

Pingas?

PENIS!!!

(the last "penis" sounds like "PISS!?!?!"

[muninen]

I was doing something.

Were you fapping?

Yes.

Awesome.Was it about me?

Always.

That must be the greatest conversation ever in tf2.

[MyThePooP]

HAHAHAH

''Penis ''

'' pingins ''

'' Penis!! ''

[TheConduidiots777]

Crazy legs @ 1:24 XD

[raino1000]

PENIS

[TheDeathApples]

I thought this would be funny, but it's just a really obnoxiously insecure douchebag trying too hard to be charmingly drunk and funny.

[Daswede92]

I wanna play tf2 while drunk :(

[vikramrulesrox]

more like wannabe competitive scrubs!

[Ocilet440]

"What're you doing are you fapping?".

"yes".

"was it about me?"

"always"

[rjbonkow]

sounds like he was drinking some crappy algahol.

[iamVERYrandom]

TF2F is still around?

[killerhobo88]

lmao hes totaly drunk penise penis? PENISE

[botindeldiablo]

funny as hell XDDD

[Krane157]

"i was doing sumthing -_-"

"WERE YEW FAPPING??? O3o"

[VGGeek]

PHBLORB

Penis.

Penis?

PENIS!

[timtime12321]

how do u type in console

[Raptor747]

@timtime12321

Enable the console in the Advanced Options under the Keyboard tab. Then hit the ` button.

[mantis1jim]

@Raptor747 what about on 360 version

[TheAstroJaxx]

@timtime12321 ~

[SoGDsimple]

same color crosshair here

[keoskey]

ha lol

[Ritchy3]

lol omg this is hilarious

btw server ip?

[Raptor747]

This was on an old server; however, it was clan event. Look up TeamFortress2Fort. It's a fantastic clan, and we hold events like this one nightly.

[Acidsplasher]

@Raptor747 how come you have your hands far from camera?

[DeDaDoDu]

"He did okay with Pyro, Pyro is an easy class"

Said a fan scout... Fucking noob...

[Raptor747]

@DeDaDoDu:

LOL. Wow. Did you look at the date this video was posted? The FaN was recently released, and I was trying it out. Even better, I didn't even play Scout; I played Spy. You're really not one to judge.

[coolpizzacook]

@Raptor747

Acutally it depends on the type of Pyro.

[PancakesoftheLove]

@DeDaDoDu umad

[DeDaDoDu]

@PancakesoftheLove uoldandunfunnymeme / ugotnofriendsyourfamilydoesntl­oveyouandyoutrytobefunny

[PancakesoftheLove]

@DeDaDoDu

Yup. Hemad.

[DeDaDoDu]

@PancakesoftheLove

I check your channel, I see a Melee Comp match, I facepalm.

Hurr.

[PancakesoftheLove]

@DeDaDoDu Oho, now we're comparing channels?

Stillmad.

[DeDaDoDu]

@PancakesoftheLove Yes *sniff* yes.

Also, inb4 POGAYMONZ LOLO!L!

[PancakesoftheLove]

@DeDaDoDu lol, using inb4 when critiquing on old and unfunny memes.

gg no re

[DeDaDoDu]

@PancakesoftheLove Yush, it worked ;)

[PancakesoftheLove]

@DeDaDoDu "it" is also a much older, much more unfunny meme that has since become so forced that it is now an integral part of the lexicon of internet speak.

So yes. inb4 umad. again.

[DeDaDoDu]

@PancakesoftheLove no u nope.avi lol the cake is a lie hoopy the hoop sandvich bonk bonk pootis gottam.

[PancakesoftheLove]

@DeDaDoDu A C A T I S F I N E T O O . . .

[soderholm13]

He's probably still drunk.. and not ze after effect! ;o

[mrcuddles100]

this isn't funny and is a terrible video

[Flamungus]

LOL XD

Penis.

Pingas??

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

[NeoTStyle]

THE MAP

[lighteelco]

Is that how drunk people sound?

[malarky345]

lol xD

[ZeroManZX]

"F-jord. FJORD"

"Penis."

"Pingas?"

"PENIS!?!??!"

Im 5 starring that and faving for the lulz :P

[paperclipsing]

LOLOLOLO

[DaFatCa7]

PENIS

[piper5by5]

"i was doing something."

"what were you doing, fapping?!"

".....yes"

LOL

[alkaun123]

@piper5by5 "to me?"

"always"

[17evilboy]

its a acheivment for the game i think if u get all acheivemnets for scout u get it i forgot(i cant spell :P)

[7CrazyBoy77]

You must seek wisdom at the Pharao's Tomb.

And do his tasks.

Wich are doing achievements, or finding it randomly in a map.

[pianotugboat]

whats the map

[Hradian]

Penis. Pingas? PINGAS/PENIS

[sonicboommer]

Pingas?

[Luda0094]

PENIS!!

[pooyuy]

Speaking of drunk, once a drunk medic on my team ubered me while I was a SPY

[lilAznFaith]

not drunk they do it for fun

[pooyuy]

Maybe, but Im sure that medic was drunk.

[piper5by5]

LOL

[ISeeTallPeople]

"I'm a boomer, I'm a boomer, I'm a boomer"

"Groooan"

[Zatsentryzasspy]

Peniss....PINGASS

[S3Tme0FF]

how do u see alot more of the gun, high resolution?

[blackfreddie223]

no it's in options> multiplayer> adjust hud or something like that

[linksword916]

"PENIS!!!' "Are you fapping?" "Was it about me?" "always" man funny

[lystercoaster]

Ah, Panda, I love you!

[Khameleon05]

Competitive TF2

I loled

[D4RKP4R4D0X]

finally a tf2 video that isn't laggy as crap thank you man

[KingLionAids]

I could see Combat doing this sober....

[igrenade]

max fov for weapon models look horrible.

[mauricio1gonzalez]

wow

[rtrThanos]

Did he say "turtle dick???" I didn't know turtles had dicks. I'd like to see his research some time, as I am extremely interested in turtle dicks... in a scientific way.

[mby7]

PINGGGASSS

[dattofu]

He was using the FaN at the start, so no.

[Sebatiger]

OMG IM NOT THE ONLY GUY WHO HAS HIS WEPONS STRETCHED OUT!

Raptor are all ur wepons stretched out?

[sonicboommer]

1:49

[verdenodela1]

FaN and Pyro in a comp match?

Hahaha, Tf2f players are so sad.

[TheRealJoni]

Depends on what people you meet :p

[verdenodela1]

Scrubs? :D

[Raptor747]

Our Pyro was the extremely drunk guy in question. Pyro's just about the only class that you can play when you're THAT drunk.

And this was pregame, we weren't using the FaN. Besides, the recent FAN buff has made it a much more viable weapon.

[verdenodela1]

Well if you've ever played in a real match and met a decent scout you'd know that it is not a viable weapon.

Having two shots and being forced to deal with unwanted knockback is gimping yourself.

[BrandonPlaysGuitar]

Not if you can aim good/ambush.

It's amazing once you get a hang of doing that as a scout.

[verdenodela1]

Well maybe you'll do decent of a pub scrim like this, but in a real match against decent players Scatter is obviously superior.

If you can do well with the FaN you'll do better with the scatter.

[mauricio1gonzalez]

its very easy to use... if you get 1 shot on a person and they get knocked into the air and (if) you get the second shot youll probably get a kill

[Energy4Sale]

"Penis."

"Pingas."

"PINGAS?!"

Heheh..

[undulaatikko]

that's really stupid...

by that i mean your sarcasm

[kilermitko]

always XD XD

[EEnEfreak]

Were you fapping?

Yes.

Awesome, was it on me?

Always.<----At this point I was loling hard

[Kennymckormick666]

a really drunk guys can't play

[Paumonsu]

Competitive gamming plays sucky maps

[Someun]

Isnt that how every clanwar starts?

[kagemarunl]

PINGAS! XD

[danpete6]

PENIS

[FreezingStorm]

PINGAS!?

[ShroomSamich]

wow hes so cool he drinks so damn badass

[pikmin94]

"were you fapping" xD

Sounds like me, when i'm not drunk.

[Arricinar]

" Awesome....Was it about me?"

[Led778]

1:44 - 1:54 is halarious. PENIS!!!

[GEA2]

YEAH, yeah...i'm a boomer.

[kuzikus]

penis...

pingas?

PEENISS

[CoolManL6]

PENIS!

LMAO

[Pointlesspunk]

lol, gj trackball

[Kinguta]

sounded like he was exaggerating his intoxicated ness.

[ErnestoMag]

yeap.

[AkitoMurakami]

PENIS!!! D:<

rofl

[blacklabel67k]

lol were you fapping??? dude is wasted

[AluminumStud]

Oh man, that game was so bad! lol We need to dig up the audio from the time I was drunk in a pug not so long ago.

[turtlepicked]

pingas?

[ObakeFilter]

At least he didn't die.

[ObakeFilter]

...So quickly.

[Foxhack]

And this is why I don't drink.

[oblehthegreat]

fjord FJOOOOOOOOOOORD

[Methuselah13]

Clandestine's sigh at 1:22 makes this video.

[whoresee]

WTF MODE IS THIS?!!? LOOKS AWSOME!!!

[toaztr]

bahahaha clan makes this video hahaha

[L2HB]

Turtledick rick beastin it upp

[waitingforthegift]

fail combat is fail XD

thank god no one has recorded me drunk >.>

[SoTiredSoBored]

That's what you think, Donny!

[nofear04]

half of a fifth? your math is horrible.

GA'sFinest86

[ForTheHerd]

Wintanium.

[1HitBlunder]

FJORD