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  • you mean it's as shallow as hiring a moderately attractive spokesmodel to read off your cue cards because sex and an attractive appearance makes people pay attention more than they would if you had a less...aesthetically pleasing...spokesperson. Check out how many people have typed that they want to "do" her...perhaps they've...missed the point.

  • @LoyalRaiderFan You're taking Youtube comments way too seriously.

  • @rencrow no...I just find it silly that someone is deriding the Superbowl with the old George Carlin routine, then telling us how shallow it is because its goal is to "move product"...really? No kidding! They're doing this with a hired spokesmodel who's moderately attractive, reading off cue cards. Every TV remote comes with an on/off switch, even if TVs no longer do. :)

  • Played Media hype, painting every stripe, Peeps led like sheep, fattened for the slaughter, Nation, Gang, Religion, Party, Fans... played and scammed, Looking cool, that's their golden rule, messing with your mind, pushing Drugs, Smoke, Pepsi & Coke, legal or not it's all the same BS dangling like the hang mans rope, As the Cult of Privilege and Fame, Puppets... The-Game... U-R Played Cradle 2 Grave

  • show the game i dont wanna see u talk about boring shit

  • "obama is an honest man" lol what planet are you living on?

  • people care more about super bowl than about the presidential campaign... wow

  • George Carlin said it best.

  • Genius shtick. I wish I had thought of this!

  • Its the same here in Greece with the football. Everyone everyware talk about football and drink beer.

    The country is going down the sink, and everyone is watching football.

    The country is bankrupt and everyone talks about football.

    People beat others to near death and destroy property just for being in a different team.

    All the while rich people use the big teams for money laundry..

    You will ask people name me 10 parliament members and they cant

    and yet they know everyone on their team

    silly.

  • Gotta love the hermit 

  • Super Bowl Sunday is the annual American version of the quadriennial World Cup.

  • now we just need a sport to capture the other...ok so your math was a little off but if we just had a sport in which everyone loved and everyone won and all the participators got a ribbon, and we got all the hippies to watch ads for flowers and hemp bracelets i know we could unify the country to be one mighty capitalist superpower.

  • OH SNAP! The Cowboys always play on Thanksgiving Day.... this kinda sheds new light on that symbolism that I am sooooo embarrassed I never noticed before!

  • OH SNAP! The Cowboys always play on Thanksgiving Day.... this kinda sheds new light on that symbolism that I am sooooo embarrassed I never noticed before!

  • uhm spousal abuse?? elaborate lmao

  • Witty and right on video! What's not to like?

    We call it the Stupid Bowl...

  • so America is hypercapitalist?

  • is there ANYTHING you actually like about America?other than being able to bitch about what others are enjoying?why are you even here in this country if youre not happy here?with all the whining its obvious youre miserable,you may fool yourself but,not us.big stick in the mud.

  • Is there anything american you don't hate???

  • A very eroctic and sensual and somewhat provocative analysis of a primitive game from the Neanderthals and Cro-Magnon era, without all the steroids and other undiscovered pharmaceuticals to enhance the male athletic abilities.  I congragulate you on your unseemingly and unbiased use of sexual inuendos, used to excite and stimulate my male libido, that has has been laying dormant for some time now.

    Thank you Baby!

  • I rarely watch the Super Bowl but watch the program with all the football commericals that have commericals themselves. I am not much into sports at all quite frankely and never have been.

    I am more of a geek I guess and have notice that still being a geek isn't much of a romance magnet. I would have to say, that most women watch it for the tight uniforms, right Cassendra.

  • i guess it's hard for you to say anything about america without sounding like a bitch.

  • @sharinganclan213 ooooh...someone had their feelings hurt. "She said somethin' bad 'bout AMERICUH, and now I have to cry for my wounded nationalist pride." Sorry that the truth hurts, but the truth will also set you free. There is something wrong with our nation, and if admiting that is wrong, I don't want to be "right". But the truth is, admitting it is the first step to recovery. You have to see the cage, if you want to be free. America is not what you think it is.

  • @lazerbeam134 uh yeah i know this country is going downhill but cmon....it's america, still our country. Land of the "free" home of the brave. Btw, my feelings did not get hurt because I'm a big boy :-).

    It would hurt though if I asked her out and she turn me down. :-( For about 5 minutes, then I'd get over it.

  • @sharinganclan213 Is it our country? Who are WE? Teabaggers say they want THEIR country back, but that seems to mean that they want a white Christian conservative country. Which they have. Even though a black guy is in the Oval Office, it is still the (rich) white people who make the rules. Fact is they are voting and protesting against their own interests. They are playing into the hands of those who do own this country. Is America our country anymore? I am not so confident that it is.

  • @lazerbeam134 hey look fuck face, you don't shit about the tea party. stop labaleing the tea party as a racist group. turn off your msnbc crap and actually listen to a tea partier. many of them are libertarians who want a constitutional government. your hate and anger is more aimed towards white, christian conservatives and it is a shameless hate equivalent to that that speal against.

  • @sharinganclan213 Libertarian is another word for pawn of the corporate masters.I have listened to tea partiers. They have signs saying the first ever black president is a muslim from Kenya and they aren't racist? Well, what the fuck is that, if it isn't racist? There is no shame in rage against white conservative Christians. It isn't the same as the sort of hatred directed toward gays, muslims, atheists, and black people in this country. Why? Because the "Moral Majority" are the oppressors.

  • @lazerbeam134 wow. you are a bad person. it's okay to "rage" aganst whte conservative christians because they are the majority? Do i understand you corretly? I am a minority where i live, and i am w.c.c. hate is hate, and you say one is justified because of numbers and not because of moralty.

    and how the fuck is a libertarian a pawn for a cirporate master? if anything it is the worst enemy of a corporate master because large corporations would not get government contracts

  • @sharinganclan213 a) an oppressed class has every right to rage against an oppressor class. Rage is not the same as hate. The difference is in who holds the power. When you live in a Christian/Muslim/whatever dominant country and the laws of that country are determined by that dominant group, for the sake of freedom, you must be outraged, and be willing to fight. b) Libertarians in the world today only help the corporations, no matter their intent. 'free market' is a buzz word for corporatism.

  • @lazerbeam134 it's a shame our laws are not direted by the principles of liberty, rather than a mob rule mentality that Obamao and the rest of captol hill has. Libertarians do not advoate for corpratism.

  • @sharinganclan213 They don't have to come out and say as much. They support "laissez faire" capitalism, which means no regulation of industry. This is what corporatism relies on. Instead of a government that works for the interests of labor and consumers, there is a paradigm of government supporting the interests of the corporation against the interests of labor and consumers. The fact is, we need as a people to try another way. Communism never really existed, and "capitalism" has failed us.

  • @lazerbeam134 communism is shit and capitalism never failed us. dude, stop replying to me because i'm not going to read what your community college professors are passing onto your stupid ass. really, do not reply, im not going to read.

  • @sharinganclan213 This conversation was pointless from the start. You haven't been really considering what I'm saying anyway, instead you want to do what every libertarian/tea partier/conservative does and blame Obama for problems that go way beyond one man. A man who is only doing what his predecessors did, if I need to remind you.

  • @sharinganclan213

    .... capitalism has failed. many many times. In fact we have a mixed economy because of it.. Most of the world has mixed economies. I wish people get the fuck out of extremes.

  • ill bring the 7 layer bean dip and the beer lmao

  • I noticed a poster before me said they don't watch football. I don't either. My kids do, other family members do. I think someone's priorities are mixed up when the stadium ights were on and all the power they needed while some hospitals had no electric power due to rolling blackouts.

  • All sports suxxx, period!!!

  • hm.. where's the scene where you touch ur.. 'milk pouch' like in the video pic? o.o

  • I hate football. Every 60 seconds looks like every other 60 seconds of every game ever played. The eagerly awaited commercials peddle beer, junk food and ignorance with pickup trucks, baseball caps and golden retrievers. I have a tradition. Every Super Bowl Sunday, I celebrate "End of Football Season" by watching an episode of Star Trek The Next Generation, the most polar opposite show to football in history I can think of!

  • Football is the "sport" with the smallest amount of play time. It's the only sport with mandatory time outs designed specifically for airing commercials.

  • @jvdthwip

    Seriously? I did not know that... That's lame on a new level...

  • @Snarkipedia read this book The Genius of the Beast: A Radical Re-Vision of Capitalism. i was a socalist before reading this but now im not.

  • I would take that drinking challenge cause I never pass up a good chance to get completely hammered but I hate football I haven't willing watched a superbowl since I was 15

  • I was just commenting to a friend that I've never seen a single Superbowl game, and I was born and raised in the heartland. I wasn't even aware that today was the day of the event until someone commented to me about it at the store. It's not often that I am proud of my ignorance, but I make an exception when it comes to professional sports. The entire concept offends me. Why would I want to watch total strangers playing a silly game that I wouldn't even want to play in the first place?

  • WELL SAID!

  • Wife beatings increase after games that are a push.

    Too much anger must be channeled somewhere.

    Best to abuse your love than kill your neighbor, right?

  • "A need where there was none before?" Nope. While you enjoy an intellect which soars above the average, most people are subject to an instinctual impulse to do battle, not only from the standpoint of their private ego, but also from a tribal perspective wherein one team represents their tribe and the enemy team represents the people who would be, if it were the event that actually matched the instinct, coming to kill the men and rape the women. But yeah it is pretty loathsome overall.

  • you're a funny bugger Cas :-) LOL

  • A "full" shot of the bod...PLEASE....

  • i caint stop thinking about how much i wanna do you.

  • @TY220 ya pop out that glass left eye and jam it in..ewwwwwww

  • @TY220 Oh yeah, I'd so fuck the shit out of her, in every position there is, for, like, 50 hours non stop!

  • I hear you. Just a heads up, there's a "brewhouse" ad in the right-hand corner. It has a football as part of the background...

  • got me fucked why you sent me a friend request, but i accepted anyway cause you're hot :-)

  • I gave you a thumbs up for creativity anyway. :)

  • First off, you're welcome Snarki. :) Just keep these vids coming. 2nd I don't know how you got all that out of one lousy football game. lol

  • yoooo...check out my channel...dnt forget to subscribe...peace!

  • So this is, like, the Katy Perry for libtards?

    Booring.

  • @Eikinkloster "Libtard?" Are we in High School or something?

  • @BigOrangeTitan of course. it's Katy Perry, not jazz.

  • @Eikinkloster Ok whatever, I look at people who still describe U.S. politics in terms of "Liberal vs. Conservative" like a Beta Max. They still make you? Relax Snarki, the bombs Roethlisberger and Rodgers will be hurling won't hurt anyone. ;)

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  • Is your left eye made of glass?

  • @c8udyp It's probably just lazy.

  • U WANTED A TALL HANDSOME MAN...HERE I AM...CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL N DNT FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE HUN

  • I find football (and indeed, all sports) extremely uninteresting. I have been to some superbowl parties. Other than that annoying TV playing in the background, the parties can be a lot of fun.

  • rugby or real football,

    not the pussy mix for yanks who have to wear half their weight in padding

  • @PatRdaly Try looking up the difference between the two. Scientific studies show that if the American football players didn't wear their padding, the force would kill them, or at least stop their heart. check /watch?v=W7tGY-VDx3o to see the real differences.

  • No, NO, don't compare the Superbowl, into a government thing, and yeah i skip the commercials im disappointed in you going there

  • just cause im a liberal doesn't mean i have to be a pansy ass. I love football.

  • why arent you in the kitchen

  • @dylanf64 because you ain't got no pancake mix. (i win)

  • You are a very worldly woman.

  • In South Africa we have something called the Curry Cup. For RUGBY!

  • boycott the superbowl.

  • lol @ all the americans defending football

  • @ESAMMEX

    as a european,or just a logically thinking person(more or less),

    i always wondered,why it´s called football,when you use your hands

    to play the ball,most of the time.imho it rather should be called

    american rugby.

  • @motombocolombo

    you're carrying the ball on foot..

  • @lordblazer

    when?only during the kick off,right!?

    what the americans call soccer is football imho.

    just my opinion.dunno much about "american football"

    although they brodcast the superbowl here as well

    and we have american football teams,too.

  • Eh, nothing wrong with football or in that manner the super bowl. This sort of gladiator spectacle has been advocated since well before the Greeks. It's just human nature to exploit violence in a "game" like setting. It's exciting, and who doesn't love some grade A entertainment of conquer and tactics.

  • You Americans, we Brits know that Gridiron is just Rugby with girly padding ;-)

  • Hahaha, love that clip at the end. Show seems DUMB fun to shoot. Awesome series.

  • Super bowl is why I punch babies sometimes.

  • Obviously the problem with the world is capitalism; nationalism is somewhat innate but does not have to be a negative any more in this world of commonality and globalization where we can extend our empathy to the rest of the life on our planet. The associations people make with survival, status and sex to MONEY, and its somewhat arbitrary "value" in the world today are the root of all the problems you're describing. Its us against the universe, and we're SELLING our children's planet...for what?

  • Here's a novel idea...if you don't like "American" football, then don't watch it. Go back to the Lifetime or Cartoon network.

  • At least all the money is well spent. From paying for The Who (lite), to all of us running to Price Chopper, or Food Lion, or Aldi, or wherever to load up on carbs and fatty proteins. We all so deserve this one day of bachanilian violence. And the fascinating commentary...

    At least the camera work is first rate.

  • lol manifest destiny.

  • woo football ,woo beer , woo capitalism, woo hoo Cassandra.

  • Put your hands between that chubby guys cheeks untill he hands you a ball.

  • Hate sports, don't know why I bothered watching this....oh yeah I remember. Damn she's gorgeous!

  • Another great installment.

  • And like a lot of things that "belong" to America, only about 15% is actually American in origin.

  • Hello,Cassandra.

    How appropriate a sweet looking woman like you takes on football. I was expecting a diatribe on figure skating. Nice job.

  • I put hashish in my bean dip.

  • I'm someone else who isn't into sport - but the video was great !!

  • @SonnyTheWhiteDwarf Serious answer... Election reform. Get the money out of politics and most other problems will be much, much easier to solve.

  • haha you called it football! mate thats not football, it's a bunch of guys on roids wrestling and showing some bromance. The ball only plays a minor role.

  • Unsuper Bowl....

  • Foot Ball, suck's more than my Ex-Wife...

  • People who watch the super bowl are traitors.

  • another great installment... posting now...i caught this one a little late today...i had to sleep so i can go to work...

  • @SonnyTheWhiteDwarf RE:"Please tell us how we can restore our great country! If you have any suggestions, please don't hesitate to make them known"

    We need to somehow make some fundamental changes in how we implement our society. Our national will is being determined not by the people but rather the few people with the most wealth, with the primary purpose of protecting that wealth. They seem determined to hoard every dollar, even if it means people living in boxes and dying on the street.

  • If you don't like the superbowl then YOU HATE AMERICA!....jk :)

  • Its actual less then half of the population.

  • You Rock! People wonder why I am not into sports. Everything you said in this video, I knew before I was 7 years old. SPORTS ARE USELESS!

  • Nice.

  • why not introduce the mid quater sniper ;}

    3 rounds per quater ;}

  • fuck football, i know it's a fun game and all, but instead of people being woken up to what's going on, football takes its place. so I say boycott the shit.

  • ...do be too hard on them, we have bullfghting, with real blood, and much death, while people cheer O.o!

  • Make the fields longer and wider, do away with the fair catch and make those dummies run the ball and then you might have an exciting game. Otherwise pass the bean dip while I watch CFL or Aussie rules football.

  • You intro voice audio level should be improved. I always crank my speakers up to hear you seconds before the main intro music blasts me 7 meters away. Aside from that...sweet video. ^^

  • i am soooo... attracted to you

  • @ericthepace that was Dennis's plan all along. ;)

  • @petrus4 DANG IT!!! HAHAHA

  • As a whole Americans are simply controlled cattle. They do and believe what the televisions tells them. History repeats itself and the Super Bowl is the new gladiator arena. The Roman empire ended and the USA is ending. We will see the USA empire decline accelerating and it is going to get ugly. Remember what happened to the American Indians. The middle class American is the new American Indian.

    "Military men are dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns for foreign policy." Henry Kissinger

  • Somebody needed to say it. Thanks.

  • Anyone want proof that American Football supports war mentality?.....

    Tell the next douchebag you see with a jersey on that his team sucks and watch him flip out like his mother was just insulted.

    It works even better if they are in a group.

    Oh, and try not to get yourself killed. There is a good chance there fucking crazy.

  • Who da fuck cares about American EggBall.

    American EggBall is a version of Rugby but for pussies. All those protections, helmets... Why don't you guys grow some balls and play without protections like real men do when they play Rugby.

  • Rugby seems so gay, by gay I mean men who wish to have sex with other men. Kidding. Love Rugby along with NFL and my local softball team it's the only sports I can stomach, but US Football is the most exciting sport there is. This is coming from a person who hates American sports on all levels. I agree with everything Snark is saying, the NFL represents the worst of capitalism, just so exciting! Farthest I go is to steal HD broadcast to watch, NEVER bought any items except a Sale Sharks jersey.

  • Keep it up!

  • Settle down. It's just a game (NOT).

  • I don't watch Football,I would have love to play it when I was in school.but I can't sit still & watch a game with way to many commercials...I agree is a Military training game & indoctrination ...

  • "Albatros, albatros, albatros..."  :-D

  • Football? Americans play football? How come they never place in the World Cup?

  • @CamW30 I assume you are just being cheeky and you actually understand "football" is the word used for North American football by North Americans and the rest of the world's "football" is "soccer" to North Americans.

  • @DantehMan - "I assume you are just being cheeky..."

    Of course, but there is a tinge of sarcasm included, which implies that the co-opting of the word "football" by Americans (& my fellow Canadians) is just another case of North Americans believing that all the world thinks like them (or "us"; I am Canadian). Besides, why call a game "football" when most of the time it is being handled.

    This was poorly stated, as the proper words eluded me, but you get the point.

  • @CamW30 Yes I do! I wish I could tell you why we called it football and renamed the other game to soccer, but that's just a bit before my time. A real mystery.

  • @DantehMan Myself, I am an American, but refuse to call the game "soccer", I have far too much respect for it. I know I am in the minority, but I would like to see "Association football" used to describe what North Americans call "soccer" out of respect for the FIFA and invention of this game in the UK which is much older than American or Aussie football, and that the terms "American football" and "Australian-rules football" be used for clarity in all parts of the world.

  • Ah yes,the Super Bowl!The ultimate circus to the people.

  • In so many ways, I love this video. I am so happy someone said what I know that I've been thinking about "nationalism lite."

    BTW, you look great fighting the imperialist whores! Football!

  • Excellent.

  • rugby totally owns football though. a rugby player could easily handle playing football, a football player would be dead before half time.

  • About time someone finally laid it all out like that. Thanks Cassandra, loved it

  • You'll be fortunate not to be maimed if you play football. It's a crazy world. Used to be people who were football material would take up arms and kill one another for status. Life goes on. Now they rip up cartilage and break necks, then they take a super bow if they get to the super bowl

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