Kung Fu Crysis: Episode 1 - Enter The Turtle (Crysis 2 Machinima)

[yuen6655]

i liked the video but hated the suit...it's kinda racist

[Unanswred]

Nul à chier.

[klondikebar48]

JEET!

KUNE!

DOOOOO!!!!

[jhonnygat1]

2:47 look at that guys face LOL

[Ptro001]

this is Crysis 1

[iagostrong]

Is Bruce Law strabic? lol

[mktremor]

the 206 people who disliked kissed the north korean guy's ass

[that1dude0092]

man people shut up about the dislikes

theres 1,074 likes and only 206 dislikes

its like your treating the 206 dislikes as if it was 9001 dislikes

[TheFatalSnow]

What the fuck did I just watch? o___o

[KissChad]

What's up with the dislikes wtf.

[SuperJlewis]

is it just me or do the trees from 0:30 look like the trees from dead island's title?

[G1NG4bef]

205 people are deciples of kim jong

[Zerufos]

LOL 2:47

[Youpala01]

Damn ITS A CRYSIS 1 MACHINAMA

[TrainingSeasonFam]

How you guys do this is sooooo cool !

[haji5477]

i can feel it uuuurgh aaargh.........my number of brain cells decrasing... aaargh while watching this video

[Youpala01]

Well its a crysis 1 machinama but nevermind, nobody cares about my comment.

[seanisthedude]

@Youpala01 no its because it uses the same engine (cryengine 3) than crysis too so using the sandbox he made a island map:D

[Youpala01]

@seanisthedude It use Same shaders and objects as Crysis 1. It is Crysis 1 machinama. I have developed so much things on Both Cryengine, i can realy nicely see the difference

[sason148]

Crysis PETA XD

[IanMilioli]

True partners still better XD

[XOrangeTurtleX]

they woulda fired the gun...but they took an arrow to the knee

[AC2D0ggie]

@XOrangeTurtleX LOL OMG YOUR SO FUNNY JEES MAN U FUNNY

[TheRocketdrive]

um...this is from crysis 1

[ELNATO18]

:48 the guy on the very left looks like Harold!!!

[mikkiloco]

Favorite line 1:36

XD

[julesx4]

isnt this general dickface ?

[tank19768]

The detail on that turtle is INCREDIBLE! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO MANY POLYGONS! I CANT F**KING TAKE IT!

[Latatyonna]

bruce law has a nice ass LOL

[phumo]

LIEVE THE TOE TOE ALONEEE

[tomalapapa100]

How can i make this type of animations

[xXBloOdyDuckXx]

@tomalapapa100 you can use 3ds max or maya.

[Bears0054]

Dat armor

[moonman57]

WAAAHSYAWHHHh!!!!

[DarkAceWing]

Nanosuit palette swap = Awesomesauce

[shadowsen91]

man i wish you could get that suit in the real game

[Soldier666Gaming]

its crysis 1 ...

[jingjong12]

1st Victim: D:

2nd Victim: D':

3rd Victim: :O

[realthegunkiller]

say machinima when you going to make sanity not included 

[reesenc]

@realthegunkiller what?

[terrarian56]

Gowelcome :D

[leoxaeris]

Oh shit, Bruce Law! I love all his movies!

[keeyonglove]

damn awesome

[MrPiretpete]

I don't like this guy let's kick his ass

[MasteRCrysiSfirst]

Vraiment super !

[zocom009]

Use the them to rescue sea turtles

[chingsumcheung]

It's so creepy

[yourexistanceisover]

the best.. leave toto alone!! hahaha epic-ness

[HectorDaMan123]

leave the toto.......alun......

[HakitoJin]

FUCK TURTLES! D:

[Madvillane]

Sick custom nanosuit...he doesn't look fat in it like the real one does...

[tarkinfish]

@Madvillane Noo no you're just thinking of the Nanosuit 2.0, which is a lot fatter than this earlier 1.0 variant. This is just a 1.0 with some gold and red trim.

[PublicAppearance]

IT'S NOT CRYSIS 2 MACHINIMA... GRRRRR.

[doctorfill98]

kung fu my yellow korean ass lol



[mariusnic92]

Why all the dislikes , I think it's pretty good.

[haji5477]

@mariusnic92 yeah, well its obvious...........sime other people that arent you didnt think it was good lol XD

[WhiteZelotaVideo]

Prophet what his suit back :D

[legomovieman2]

title thats watch she said

[ESZPARTALEX]

XD



[changwoody921]

How did they make videos like this?

Is it made from the actual game? :O

[ffinfinity1]

@changwoody921 this is all in-game graphics from crysis 1 pc probably. I got the game and yeah it does look that good.

[Fatcowonabus]

@ffinfinity1 too bad its a crysis TWO machinima

dumbass

[ffinfinity1]

@Fatcowonabus im 99% sure this is crysis 1, regardless of the title.

[kelvinoalbino]

Fail, it's Crysis 1, not crysis 2 -_-

[MisterHaxor911]

@kelvinoalbino

Congratulations, you've just discovered America.

You win nothing! You lose! Good day sir.

[kelvinoalbino]

@MisterHaxor911 Sorry? Come again please. Didn't hear you, you were too indirect.

[yahhcold]

@kelvinoalbino And your point is......

[kelvinoalbino]

@yahhcold My point is Machinima can't even get their facts right. Now STFU.

[RinstarElite]

@kelvinoalbino Umad, bro?

[kelvinoalbino]

@RinstarElite No, why?

[dragonblader19]

O my god he can talk to turtles -has a spasm on the ground-

[iTzYoshiro]

You know jeet kune do isn't really a fighting style eh?

[poast2poast]

Wanderers bitches...

[ZeoMeo1]

Bruce Law looks like Huang Lee Of Gta ChinatownWars



[ZeoMeo1]

Kung Fu Crisis Episode 2 Please!!!!!!!!!

[rylog8]

the first 52 seconds looked like one of those weird army commercials... only for North Korea

[TheKris555]

Lol DEERP! x)

[hersenbeuker]

Lol, epic refer to "Enter the dragon" from Bruce Lee! Did you know that Bruce Lee made Jeet Kune Do?!

[hersenbeuker]

Lol, epic refer to "Enter the dragon" from Bruce Lee!

[FugetSudoJr]

wow! I don't know how u did this.. but it's incredible! I've looked up other Crysis2 machinima on utube and have yet to find anything as good as the work you do! great job!

[faisalero]

LOL @ thugs kicking toto xD



[nklim84]

LOL, great video as usual guy !

[Kihoods]

am not even that bothered about the film its the fucking graphics look how real it is i thought my crysis game was real enough

[TsukuyomiAkatsuki]

I was expecting HATATATATATATTATATATATATATATA

[rattletop]

This is Crysis. Not crysis 2 -_-

[inde9al]

This is so bad at first i thought it was a parody

[Gillsing]

@inde9al What makes you think it's not a parody then? Was it too subtle? :-)

[MuMortal]

yellow suit.. Sweet xD

[kanopopo]

I like turtles.

[hamtetutu]

Wtf is this?

[Kuti210]

@machinima CHANGE THE DAMN FUCKING TITLE YOU FAGGOTS... ITS CRYSIS 1 MOTHERFUCKER

[WizRyaaN]

@Kuti210 hmmm i think u will find its not :/

[Kuti210]

@WizRyaaN HMMMMMMMMMMM... i think you will one day play crysis 1 and realize you were wrong.

Well what can i say?

Play crysis 1 bitch... and STFU if you dont know what you are talking about.

[hitmanwolf]

First and Only Guy that Makes an Clip With Crysis 1,and Lip Sync!

[darkheart13]

Be a super solider with an epic suit

Have crazy kung fu skills

Use the them to rescue sea turtles

[PokemonFan7766]

MY YELLOW KOREAN ASS!!!

[danielpalwisegamer]

oh my god i loved it was so realist

[JohnDKZ]

weird

[GreekHomer]

meh



[HardyManful]

wtf.........

[chimjw]

How the hell does this guy do the animations and face exprecions

[rpglover101]

@chimjw Same way they did all the other animations. Animating the in-game models.

[mummoforce]

Nice!

[FiReZoMbEh]

Am I the only one who noticed it said "enter the turtle"? Hint hint

[shockbulb]

lol wut...

[KINGpoon1001]

i dont think i laughed at a single second of this shit

[ThePootedhard]

Isn't this crysis warhead

[FuzzyTechBird]

lol asians...haha

[Flabtato]

I enter Turtles all the time.  ;)

[KingjardenG]

That wasn't racist at all. (sarcasm)

[fUnKyXpLaTyPuS]

blatantly racist and stupid

[VPHLIPERS]

"Leave the Toltol alone."

[helgenarin]

I lolled so hard at the turtle

[beninho22]

Incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SamoXxBlackXxRose]

Epic !

[Darqon505]

nicely done

[Sangheili475]

AAAAWW That turtle is cute :3

Great video,Machinima should upload videos like this more often.

[Lazerdraggg]

The music at the start made me lol

[mrfreshboystatus]

I'm glad i'm not the only one who thought this was funny.

[johnykonta57]

why so many dislikes??????fucking hillarious

[andrew688k]

LOL Korean TROLLFACE

[coldblooded123ful]

hey leave the tutu alone

[Fail2Logic]

... Lol.

[Nickelstarfilms]

Great video. I would have liked to see a turtle do some kung fu however. HAHA!.

[frankyofl]

the intro was hilarious hahahahahahahaha

[HaloManCJizzle]

How... the... hell did they do this?

[TheNinjastar100]

Weave the toto, Awone. XD

[xMateJxC]

WEIRD NANOSUIT

[leopert22]

Leave the toto.. Alone,,

[Bl4zeCinema]

I think name shulda been Bruce Leo xDDD

[saznrai]

Hey! Lol... Are those Gurkha soldiers? Funny!

[TheBojanovski]

2:46 best part LOL

[Pr3datorify]

HAH, that was awesome :D ill definately stick to this series :P

[jamodawg97]

I've never seen what this is based on, but I know what it is based on.

[DragonWater14]

1:42 lol he has no nipples

[KrankItVZ]

The fk did i just watch?

Great animation tho :D suit looks trippy with all the colors

[mujuma]

This is what the Korean army do when they're not being fucked by Aliens.

[cyberdonkey35]

Gmod?

[xremdog29x]

@cyberdonkey35 no it was done in the cryengine 2

[Lazerdraggg]

0:35 I lol'd

[iljaTVenroy]

woot theee fuuuuukc

[ken9764]

lol

[ste3lwill]

THE TOTO ALONE!!!!

[kingofkings1stfs]

Sounds like shenmue lol

[gelezon12]

Wtf

[MrLUCIANVICTOR]

what the hell did i just watch , it was good though

[ThinkscapeVideo]

Terrible voice acting and story, but boy that cry engine!

[kieiscool]

Lol

[mrteemumilto]

Ultimate peace of mind ! ! ! !

[Justgaming1]

lol, nice!

[MrBallzingski]

looked like a tortus on a turtle to me

[1790shadow]

/watch?v=jfJty2XjGs4

Check this out.

[thekamotodragon]

I liked crysis2 but what did I just watch?!

[JAYSILB]

Wow, trade computers? ;)

[vincentaea]

Wow,they sound stupid as fuck

[gomaniz]

how did he make then say that and move their mouths exactly with the worlds

[iwantfriend3]

@gomaniz massive skill

[Prototype136]

2:46 sounds like he lost his manhood

[frickfrock999]

The start of this video is like those Indian Bollywood movies.

[dilibau]

Those 3 were the most badass Korean hipsters I've seen in a Crysis game...

[snipedheadshot]

still incredibly beautiful

[The7guys]

WTF?

[xboxlover749]

i was histerical.. until the video started.

[Lobonaut]

2:47

my face during the entire video

[xJeremy112194x]

Crysis is realistic? I CALL BS! IF THEY CAN'T LEAVE FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND, THATS NOT REALISTIC! Lol, but seriously, why can't they render footprints into the sand? Oh well, I'm just nitpicking. ^_^

[snipedheadshot]

@xJeremy112194x dont worry, footprints are left in the sand in the regular game, for some reason, the setting was left out of this machinima

[monpekokero]

Racistly stereotypical

[VideoGameFallout]

Look! It's Iron Man! oh, wait...

[dogfox101]

OHHHHHHHHHH O_O HAHAAHHAH

[ilnreable]

Dude, that was really cheesy, but it's what mad it so awesome, I laughed so hard.....