True Grit with Sub-Titles

[jeremih1311]

just turned on captions and got evn funnier results

[MrPattersond92781]

oh they should should make soooooo many more of these

[TommyEisonsnozberrys]

"WHERE IS NO QUARK ON MY BEND IT!"

[TheMonkeyWithTheHat]

Holy shit, that man's style is so epic!

[PKMN37]

THIS is what True Grit should have been. Not that excessively boring, drawn-out, uninteresting piece of crap that it was. Sorry, fans-of-the-movie, but, even you have to admit that movie could not do proper pacing to save its life.

[Bluedrake42]

there is no QUARK on my BEND IT!! lol

[charlieisanangel]

i actually thought this was the dialogue when i first saw this vid

[magicaIpineapple]

don't you dare make fun of Jeff Bridges

[xboxdude456]

LMFAO this was hilarious!

[TheProfitOfProphets]

The ending was the kicker

[dr4g0ns1ay3r5]

he reminds me of boomhower from king of the hills

[houstondodgeball]

i have to give the actor credit for doing such a great job at not communicating properly while making the audience feel ignorant for misunderstanding him, bravo Sir! Bravo! Trolls everywhere are inspired by you :)

[JACKMAN9988]

try this with Youtube Captions

SUBTITLE-CEPTION

[mikeymikemikey1]

What does he say, I still don't know to this day, especially the part where he is giving his testimony.

[Bamshi101]

Yeah this is exactly like Danny Glover from the movie Shooter. I could not understand a word that he said.

[ThePolkadog]

.....oh my God.

I watched this without looking at the subs.

Then when I watched it again with the subs.....

....

they were just what I thought he said.

Eh..

[LacrosseBeAwesomeBro]

haha true grit was the worst movie ive ever seen in my life

[patterjak]

I thought this was funny, I really struggled to understand what he said in much of the movie, and I think thats pretty important in a film.

[commander3046]

he looks and sounds just like my uncle. its frickin crazy

[MarekUtd]

that made me laugh so hard....i never noticed this in the movie...which was shit.

[Finkardop]

@MarekUtd i thought it was pretty good.

[SomeGuyWithAFace9]

Turn on cc

Two videos for the price of one!

[totenkopf2221]

@SomeGuyWithAFace9 yes!!!!

[MrCribbss]

everytime the same fckn ad! no im not going to buy it no no no.

[BushyX]

When he said "Colt's Dragoon"  I lost it.

[SandobalTV]

"Dicks Hat Ban"

[akeas100]

That just how we talk in the South. Look like a dead dog in a ditch wit its teeth showin, Harder than mummy balls, Colder than a witchs tit in a brass brazzer, up shit creek w/ out a paddle, I can go on and on..

[elicrow23]

Seems Legit

[insanity1998]

I auditioned for this movie.... :D

[fizzlebug]

"Where is no QUARK on my BEND IT!!! *BANG!* My jinx is occupied!" LOL

[jmobstfeld]

The first time I watched this, I hadn't seen the movie yet. Thought the sound was altered.

[rbh1138]

I don't see what is so funny. I understood everything he said. Being from the south though, I guess gives me a slight advantage. Try understanding a drunk Cajun. That's hard.

[TheArkhamAngel]

@rbh1138 It is merely the ramblings of those who have no idea of our history, diverse culture and dialect. We are all supposed to believe that if we do not speak as a news anchor then we are somehow less intelligent and less sophisticated.

[daillness23]

@TheArkhamAngel There is no Quack in my bent it!

[SupaTROopa2]

1 year later, I watch and understand.

[DarkDragonas]

Dude, collegehumor, lay off the man, Its Jeff Bridges. HES THE DUDE!!!! The Dude Abides...Man

[ordaboy]

Down the crick bag whistle hogs...HA!!!

[laughingwolf330]

I totally understood the dialogue in the movie. Then I watched this and now I have no idea what he's actually saying

[earhair98]

pause at 00:40 for texting

[PresentingHilarious]

I'll never be able to see this movie the same way again... damnit collegehumor! why do you have to be so fucking funny?

[JTYF2]

there is no QUARK in my BEND IT!

[mindddfuk]

OMG I LOVE COOL RUNNINGS, most ive ever laughed during a movie

[daniizero]

cool running? this ain't no cool nut! haha i laughed so hard

[ThatGiraffeKid]

826 people are swiveled up tight as Dick's hat ban

[WolfLikeWe]

For once, Youtube's captions are correct.

[Tylerwilsonthefirst]

loooool

[deutschland08fn]

How is this NOT the real dialogue?

[Nickuncle]

"Rall old Alms...??????????????"

[jimbobhk2009]

aww it's not funny if you can understand it

[bountylink11]

"My goggle. Coat's dragoon" So funny!

[ordaboy]

That was pretty hilarious

[guo98]

im Kent wesley thumbs up if u had enough of that crap

[BlimeyGames]

Now, transcribe audio. wat?

[bigbearconnor]

Oh god, this had me in tears laughing.

[ozan700]

whats with all the ads we used to never get them here in belgium

[wildreams]

Hey Batman needs these class too:)

[xXHawkCheerXx]

Thank god there are other people who understand!!! My whole family could understand what he was saying, and I couldn't! I've never felt more alone in my life. *sob sob* Thanks College Humor! Now I can understand the movie!

[HowAmIAPotato]

i drew a picture of rooster cogburn wearing brotherhood of steel armour from fallout, and he's holding a .357 revolver and a trench knife :)

[TheCGIMaster]

Can we depart this afternoon?

Cool running?

[nebidify]

I live in AR, and this IS how some old people talk.

[rofllolwtfomg]

@nebidify It's funny because it's true.

[DarkAngel3753]

Cannot be unheard! DX

[shogunwarlord98]

he said coon hunt not cool nut

[TheCellebero]

There is no QUARK on my BEND IT!

[KaavmanVersion1]

This is just as funny with transcribe audio

[TheOnixHD]

i live in Arkansas ,

this is all true T_T

[iiLukeee]

@TheOnixHD omg me too!!

[stitch99]

Dang it. Now if I ever watch this movie, all I'll be able to think of will be this.

[poralentierno]

"what u got there in ur potent?"

"my goggle"! lol

[jedimastergimli]

Love this movie, Jeff Bridges gave my boys a big hard on again.

[iornmaden101]

Now to watch it with youtube transcribe..

[evsystem]

I remember his voice being much clearer when I saw it in theatres.

[LiberalImperalist]

I too find an absence of quark on my bend its.

[redefiningsk8ing]

the girl kinda looks like the kid who played aang in the last airbender piece of shit movie.

[Nygunsons]

this is why the John Wayne verison is the best one

[mm60745]

My goggle.

[amartescana]

coat's dragoon!

[6c685]

them boys makin me hard on again.. hahahahah!!!

[MrAwsome1994]

JEFF BRIDGES!

[ztslovebird]

Jeff Bridges + Western accent = fail ;(

[suma4m]

They took our jobs!

[sharpshootermatthew]

KNOW GOD!

[meganerdXD]

Press CC then click audio transcribe and watch those subtitles :D

[karlfranz100]

Omg i could understand everything he said before the subtitles.

[ericmarshall19]

nice job spoiling the fucking movie

[RustArtRed]

Alabama ! Cause I was Raised like this ! LOL

[calai222]

yeah I'm not from any english-speaking country but I like to think I'm fluent. But I could not for the life of me understand this fucker when I've watched on the big screen. Really... it made me feel bad. Then I've learned that even some americans were having a hard time figuring out just what the fuck he was talking about at times...

[GisforGorillaz]

My goggle. lmao

[Elementer117]

Rooster is a fuckin' G', so it doesn't matter.

[MinddKidzag]

"Them Boys...making me hard on again."

[3153dee]

@MinddKidzag lmao

[dancingwithknifes321]

@MinddKidzag my goggle

[DeliberateLlama]

HAHAHAAH

[TheClaybones]

Coats Dragoon!

[buggyiscool]

0:35 is "coon hunt? this aint no coon hunt"

[MsWatchesyoupee]

The transcribe audio is more accurate

[bansheedestroyer1911]

"boxer pup notice occupied scott breighton permanent express time" - transcribe audio

[Milomia9]

I wish you could transcribe the audio and see what it says.

[MrTato99]

@Milomia9 I did, it was even more random than what it says in the video

[TenshiKira1]

lolz

[Indoornutt]

Was 'cool runnings' a 30 rock reference?

[Pductions]

@Indoornutt or a reference from the movie 'cool runnings'

[porcolegio]

I didn't realize he was so bad at this until now.

[sicilychan]

The funny thing is I have no problems understanding him. Even with the "subtitles"

[ValforWing]

i want to see these for the entire film

[guitarhamster102]

lol them boys making me hard on again.

[SpockLover27]

Wait, he didn't really say that? XD rofl now I'm even more confused! XD

[namekman01]

is this seriously what the guy who is supposed to replace the duke sounds like?

[400Pokes]

LOL

[Emrald70]

funny but not the collegehumor team's best work

[Diggler397]

this is sort of like "misheard lyrics" in songs, after you watch it, you can ONLY hear the misheard lyrics

[RoTio24]

that was hilarious

[Arik1989]

Ha!

[cuellarinc]

LMFAO XD

[GNoodle]

That was trippy! I swear there must have been changes to the audio haha, I understood him fine in the film but reading it as it plays makes me hear different things...

[BlueStrikeP]

Dammit, I had already seen the movie, but now I don't know what he says!!! DAMN YOU!!!

[blake22222blake]

love the end when they all just look around.

[theburningbrosonrs]

the original movie was awesome.....the remake blowed ass....

[ldjx1000]

@theburningbrosonrs At least the remake had Jeff Bridges, which is pretty awesome. Then again nobody beats John Wayne ;)

[myslimusik]

lol



[loke177]

this movie was bad, not horrible, but bad...

[piratebri]

i was gonna check this movie out but if thats how Bridges talks throughout the movie, i think i'll pass. i had no idea wtf he was saying.

[billybabc]

This is the only youtube video I have genuinely Lol'd at

[godsofliberty]

Lmao I love this

[blakdust3]

Obscene men bat a torque

[HpFanGuy]

there is no QUARK on my BEND IT!

[tuuexx]

hurray for Arkansas! we all luvs it here-abouts....

[thagrammarnazi]

I wish to learn more about Dick and why he felt it neccesary to ban hats.

[RustyDaleShackleford]

I don't need a re-election commercial from our Marxist president before watching every YouTube video.

[RDBeatnik]

@RustyDaleShackleford That's something Dale Gribble would say, err I mean, Rusty Shackleford.

[IronSquid501]

@tifforo1 It is possible. You just can't handle the Grit.

[H0rcrux]

Day Job Orchestra needs to get on this ASAP.. :P

[sussex113]

oracle it

[GordonFreeman455]

I can't stop loling!

[TheCharg3r]

my goggle, coats dragoon

[trusodapop]

All joking aside, that was an great movie.

[Kamanda010]

Hailee Steinfield is beautiful

[RonaldinhoReborn]

"My goggle"

"Coats Dragoon!"

Best swear words ever.

[Davetacular45]

I've seen this video and understood what he was saying. Watching this with these subtitles somehow made me un-understand him, now I can only understand what they are saying he says.

[Microitalian]

@Davetacular45 Same here =(

[ridehonda107]

@Davetacular45 well yea the subtitles will make you subconsciously hear what is written. also it makes it more difficult since they jumbled his sentences together rather than playing them in a logical order.

[Sabguy17]

@Davetacular45 So true

[ThriceDog]

@Davetacular45 rofl, I had that problem aswell

[themanimal07]

@Davetacular45 I know

[The505Guys]

According to the transribe audio, he denounced speech shortly after :O

[Swachitsky]

I LAUGHED SO MUCH I FELL OF THE CHAIR OH MY GOD

[akmo47]

It is very hard to come to face reality that there is in fact, no quark on your bend it.

[MrPhysco77]

i watched the movie and i understood it but as soon as i saw this it made soo much more sense

[DanEllisRacing35]

MY GOGGLE

[RCProductionable]

That girl is hot as fuck!

[joemunkey30]

@RCProductionable shes 13 too

[IronSquid501]

@joemunkey30 I'm 15 = Makes it plausible.

[Weezie371]

COON HUNT!! AS IN HUNTING FOR RACCOONS!! Yall are just a bunch of yellow boweled cooks. My goggle.

[Fascistkieth]

"This aint no cool nut" ..I know right?

[cuckooclown101]

I know right? Ever since dick banned hats I mitey reesentful oath pople with hats

[CoolDude1392]

"My goggle" I died XD

[EricTheKartoonKing]

lol THANK YOU for this

[EmphaticallyJack]

LOL the transcribe audio!

"Notice after practiced trumpet problem express transcriber"

"Voters what frame and that will permit baghdad campbell can lead to practice afternoon"

WHO IS THIS BAGHDAD CAMPBELL AND WHAT IS HE PRACTICING?!

[BSMitchell1]

I just watched true grit the other day and this is so true

[Ghanshaam]

Cool running? This aint no cool nut! XD

[DJBO55]

he denounced speech there because that the university of arkansas until education and

[jeepsguy]

i cant stop laughing!

[DemonioPenguino]

Where is no QUARK on my BEND-IT! *THUMP* My Jinx is occupied.

[dagongent2]

JEFF BRIDGES! 

[mrboxleytheonly]

video was so funny I watched it twice... but when I watched true grit I understood him perfectly.

[Weezie371]

Jeff bridges is the man! How dare you make fun of him assholes!

[ProFiTabL3GaMinG]

M0AR!!!!



[Grimno]

BIG BOSS!

[sometimesilovelife]

-cool running ? this ainy no cool nut !!