you have no idea the face on the seven eleven security guards when they try to fend of a man raging like the hulk, with fists the same level as there genetalia. Akward some times were. One night we were partying in the radison, and he got us kicked out, cuz he started hitting on these barbies... and aparently they didn't like it, but he followed them all the way to there room. they called the front desk. giant mike. last i heard he's in columbia in the jungle.
i knew a midget. We called him giant Mike. He got retartedly drunk of 3-4 beers, and it wasn't a slow drunk. It was him going to the bathroom sober mike, then someone realizing he's been in the bathroom for over an hour passed out on the toilet mike. Seeing a midget passed out on a toilet is priceless. Thank god i didn't see. Could have been fatal if he fell off. Then when you wake the drunk midget, he has midget rage. Try's to fight security guards for no reason. Fun times.
Ever notice how a midgets arm length is not proportional to their hight (they have short stubby arms) Now be honest whenever you've seen one you've wondered "How do these people wipe their ass?"
I honestly don't know which is funnier: The fact that 4 midgets are racing a camel on public television or the guy commentating who is blazed out of his mind. lol
Thumbs up if u straight up searched midgets and got here
TheTopcommentor 2 days ago
What a 'frodo' finish.
duval92 3 days ago 4
ive always wanted to ask a midget what it must be like smelling ass everytime they're in a line up..one day
MegaBumfluff12 6 days ago
And not one fuck about human dignity was given that day.
j98765432123 1 week ago
@superjujupapa So did your mom..
STARskyfox777 1 week ago
last midget was high on Skooma
ArcadeEVA 1 week ago
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ArcadeEVA 1 week ago
LOL@Fucking booking it!
herrikane 1 week ago
So I see this race aired on a Fox Channel.
Explains. Everything.
CainG88 1 week ago
This video is relevant to my masturbatory fantasies.
Stranglehold432 1 week ago 11
0.38
Camel : stupid migit runnings not for you
dafox0021 1 week ago
Willy Wonka's umpa loompa tryout?
dafox0021 1 week ago
Animal cruality?
dafox0021 1 week ago
@dafox0021 cruelty.
bagelisdelish 1 week ago
ended up on the weird end of youtube again.
superjujupapa 1 week ago 3
they were just inches short. ;)
behnambazmi 2 weeks ago 6
Hes flash! Hes thinking to himself " You can't catch me you oversized dog!"
0NightRage 2 weeks ago
Mad respect for that last guy, holy fuck.
sopp44 2 weeks ago 6
his legs..... lolololol
vaultofknowledge 2 weeks ago
th last midget is hella fast when he started running i checked if my pc was on fast forward
centralhornetsuck 2 weeks ago
i am a camel and find this offensive
ballks18 2 weeks ago 7
This video exploits camels.
buckaroopopcorn 2 weeks ago
looks like they came up short in this race
jamezu9 2 weeks ago 8
@jamezu9 bwahahahaha
dzynguy 2 weeks ago
fucking class
cockothehunk25 3 weeks ago
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that last midget is a natural sprinter, very dangerous over small distances lol
terrorista31 3 weeks ago
lol they were so serious about it hahahhha
jivandabomber111 3 weeks ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!!!
XxollieorangexX 3 weeks ago
They even got a midget trainer xD
SirColAmiX 3 weeks ago
they prefer to be called small people, not midgets o_o
milicicg 3 weeks ago
i was watching cute puppies then i came here .:D still cute .haha
ReenaShoujuruki 3 weeks ago
1:22 mickey and rocky?
BGdroopy 3 weeks ago 2
HOLY SHIT the last one is frikin fast (for a midget) im proud of him
742morrow 3 weeks ago 2
the camel runs funny, shows that it was not built to run
cmc147 3 weeks ago
@cmc147 well neither are the midgets
I3picPolak 3 weeks ago
So who won??
sofreeeekincute 3 weeks ago
how did i get here ???
theDmisterstudios 4 weeks ago 6
This has been flagged as spam show
I'm in that weird part out YouTube again...
xKylexMx 4 weeks ago
Who won?
yosaap 4 weeks ago
last midget: YOU'LL NEVA CATCH ME LUCKY CHARMS!!!
MastaKilla347 1 month ago 77
Goddamn it! Just when I thought I wasn't going to hell anymore, I see this.
icametosaypoop 1 month ago
my favorite part was the camels legs when he started to speed up lol
pandabubba321 1 month ago
Truly inspiring. These little people are amazing!
Surelog 1 month ago
Gotta go fast. Gotta get going!
GreatKyubi 1 month ago
Sonic the mu'fuckin' hedgehog!!!
nickrose83 1 month ago
@nickrose83 were you brought here by r/funny?
Chrispi93 1 month ago
@Chrispi93 What gave it away? :D
nickrose83 1 month ago
@Chrispi93 I did
DJLuxx 1 month ago
malfunction lol
chimaera89 1 month ago
Uh oh.... Im in that weird part of youtube again
25Celtics 1 month ago 4
@25Celtics fuck off with the "i'm in the weird part of youtube again" comments, they're getting REALLY old
markpaju 1 month ago
@markpaju U mad bro? It was just a comment
25Celtics 1 month ago
:56 stewie
arcadeislove 1 month ago
Love it
JamesFranklynUK 1 month ago
LOL
lilg7777777 1 month ago
The last one is fucking fast whaha unbelievible
Kevinchapelier 1 month ago 4
run forest run!!!!
MsDjTommi 1 month ago
So the last guy is the world's fastest midget right?
MattKeck 1 month ago
A video showing the growth stunting effects of walking a mile for a Camel would have measured up better...
JaleelJohanson62 1 month ago
The last guy is so darn fast
TheMohVEVO 1 month ago
That last midget was fucking booking it.
Dec0y9 1 month ago 106
i love the dudes laughing in the background
tistrisha 1 month ago
It's time like this when all you can say is WTF?
like2surf 1 month ago 2
bahahaha
tistrisha 1 month ago
Rofl!
california22010 1 month ago
fuck
NlGGERS69 1 month ago
that last midget is fast af!
kube253 1 month ago
am I an asshole for laughing?
a69a59b 1 month ago
They would have won if they had had the inside lane
IAmAnHorse 1 month ago
Last one is Darren Sproles
cponly360 1 month ago
they would lose but just inches and tenths of seconds..
Longshot32 1 month ago
Gary: oi mate, dare you to make a TV program of a camel racing 4 midgets
Dave: you're on.
Reflix91 1 month ago
Youtube viewers.....TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!
tagedawgg 1 month ago
LMAO!! how fuckn random was that
slobzer 1 month ago 3
LOL AHAHAHH
kevn101 1 month ago
LOL PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT FOR REAL
Reflix91 1 month ago
I used to be a midget camel racer, then i took an arrow in the knee
X3NOTIME 1 month ago
am i going to hell for laughing at this ?!
Needo89 1 month ago
mario caught some star power at @:56
taylorgang1013 1 month ago
@joysmailstudio u mad bro?
taylorgang1013 1 month ago
....I'm in that weird part of YouTube again, aren't I?
xXAlbinoCrowXx 1 month ago
I have a migit wife and she is good i keep her as a pet.
TrollKingTrolling 1 month ago
what the fuuuuck
TheTruthSlave 1 month ago
That last Midget was a fast little Rascle !
ThePROM0TER 1 month ago
ahhh I am in that really wierd part of youtube again
TDseptimus1 1 month ago 4
@TDseptimus1 my thoughts EXACTLY
crazycrackinchick 1 month ago
you have no idea the face on the seven eleven security guards when they try to fend of a man raging like the hulk, with fists the same level as there genetalia. Akward some times were. One night we were partying in the radison, and he got us kicked out, cuz he started hitting on these barbies... and aparently they didn't like it, but he followed them all the way to there room. they called the front desk. giant mike. last i heard he's in columbia in the jungle.
8520rah 1 month ago
@8520rah hahahah
Shemassault 1 month ago
i knew a midget. We called him giant Mike. He got retartedly drunk of 3-4 beers, and it wasn't a slow drunk. It was him going to the bathroom sober mike, then someone realizing he's been in the bathroom for over an hour passed out on the toilet mike. Seeing a midget passed out on a toilet is priceless. Thank god i didn't see. Could have been fatal if he fell off. Then when you wake the drunk midget, he has midget rage. Try's to fight security guards for no reason. Fun times.
8520rah 1 month ago
@8520rah "Midget rage." Classic!
number9scheme 1 month ago
BITCH THEY NOT MIDGETS U NEED TO GET THE FUCK OFF THEY CALLED DWARFS CUZ IM 1 GET YO STUFF STR8 BITCH DONT MAKE NO FUCKIN SENSE
JoysNailStudio 1 month ago
the second runner fucked up the other three. what a cock fart ;)
HUGOVANTA 1 month ago
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WANNA SEE TWO FAT MIDGETS FIGHT? SEARCH TROTTA VS CHEZ, I JUST SAW IT , IT IS HILARIOUS LOLOLOL
TheFightPrometer1828 1 month ago
midgets always look so buff
2Calam 1 month ago
the flash n a half
mplindberg 1 month ago
Small distance runners
Stranglehold432 1 month ago
a combination I never thought I'd find, mostly cause I never thought of it. There really is a market for everything.
chrisz71 1 month ago
I thought I had seen everything in YouTube...
ihatemusic1943 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
im in the weird part of youtube again....
goblinballs123 1 month ago
to make it fair it should have been m,idget camels racing the midgets...
TheNawaratri 1 month ago 60
How did I get here from watching glee videos?
TheBeans2727 1 month ago
Jesus CHRIST that midgit can move!!! Did you see the leg turnover rate? OMG!!!
Yalf111 2 months ago
yep. i'm on that part of youtube again.
timmay821 2 months ago
hahahahahahaha
TaylorStewart95 2 months ago
who knew midgets could run so fast
MEKON17 2 months ago
i find this disturbingly easy to masturbate to...
willharrisrebsy 2 months ago 85
How the hell did I get here in 2 videos.
ajburr 2 months ago
That last midget's probably faster than me haha
sumkidasking 2 months ago
Does anyone else have a boner?
casanova519 2 months ago
@casanova519 no.
HARRlS09 2 months ago
i never expected this video to come up with what the title promised but kudos to you sir!
Marley94Hendrix 2 months ago
is the coach...a midget Mel Gibson?
hartigankid 2 months ago
I just died laughing.
JfulJ 2 months ago 3
They even have a midget coach
RECON828 2 months ago
HOW THE FUCK DID HE MOVE HIS FEET LIKE THAT?
TheMusicMaker19 2 months ago
Who else searched midget race?
TheWeinerdrizzler 2 months ago
I can't. I hate everything. Good day. *faints*
drummagurl24 2 months ago
that lil nigka was gunnin it!!!
masterthue 2 months ago
they r so cute.
YurrahAlHadi 2 months ago
he's a natural short sprinter
iop56789 2 months ago
WHYY does it have to be a CAMEL!? xD
BrandiCarlile123 2 months ago
i say to my friend 4 midgets relay race against a camel.
he say get out of here! -.-
SuperLapic 2 months ago
thats were my ompa lumpas went...
TheJediman12 2 months ago
This is making me so hungry, they look like babies x
snicol1401 2 months ago
I like this! Shows that size do not matter
iitstuann 2 months ago
only in America
x3lozzz 2 months ago
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is it just me or do that last miget looks like woddy harrelson
tataduhendi 2 months ago
is it just me or do that last miget looks like woddy harrelsol
tataduhendi 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
the world is really going to end in 2012
tenhornstencrowns 2 months ago
"Uh, this is gonna sound crazy, but stay with me a minute: imagine a race between a camel, and FOUR MIDGETS!"
"Solid gold! We'll start production IMMEDIATELY! And get ready for a big promotion from associate producer to non-associate producer!"
And TV continued sucking for many years afterward, right up to the present day.
number9scheme 2 months ago 2
with what kind of potato did you film this with?
smoked04 2 months ago
Lmfao, my sister just asked me wtf am i watching, midgets and camels hahaha
Jeffeezy23 2 months ago
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
shanustheanus 2 months ago
le nain men i flotte din air a fin lol
DeRockMort 2 months ago
Is this a real sport? Midget vs camel=the new olympic craze!
skullythebloger 2 months ago
Looks like they came up short in this race!!!
lukesand94 2 months ago
@lukesand94 you fag.
macmula11 2 months ago 4
@lukesand94 look at the top comment you douche :P
elmowantweed 2 months ago
@elmowantweed yeah ive seen the top comment, i copied it
lukesand94 2 months ago
Ever notice how a midgets arm length is not proportional to their hight (they have short stubby arms) Now be honest whenever you've seen one you've wondered "How do these people wipe their ass?"
HOODYWOODRECORDS 2 months ago 2
holy macaroni,the last midget on fire!
joearies 2 months ago
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TGIFail 2 months ago
this shit made me laugh!
TheJaymanutd 2 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK? LAST MIDGET LOL
BlobBlobBlah 2 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
JazzLover747 2 months ago
Go Camel!
skeezysquirrel 2 months ago
What the hell did I just watch?
iiloveyoulots 2 months ago
@MrBeefaroo you mean the magic star :P a mushroom would make them into normal sized men lol
chronicrossi89 2 months ago
That camel must of been thirsty.
Lezzz56 2 months ago
I like the "what the fuck ?" the dude behind the camera said. It's says EVERYTHING !
DANEAULT9 2 months ago
At 0:45 the camel is just being arrogant.
GreeneMachineRespawn 2 months ago
They underran the camel.
Emild00d 2 months ago
thats pretty neat
kkaym12 2 months ago
0:55 Woah look at him go! lol
STBNY 2 months ago
The last guy was the man. He was so quick.
Lezzz56 3 months ago
hahahahhhahaahhaa i thought this was a joke
junctionsolder 3 months ago
seems like something off jackass
TastyTortilla 3 months ago
there truly is everything on the internet
deathspasm9 3 months ago 36
ha!
phreshboii1000 3 months ago
Haha thats so good.
Lezzz56 3 months ago
Fucked up but too funny
XPINOYxTHUGSxSExSD 3 months ago
¿ Pero que es esta mierda ? hahahaha
apresesco 3 months ago
that last midget is a natural sprinter, very dangerous over small distances lol
WNShadow814 3 months ago 100
@WNShadow814 lolololo
Kaeralho 2 months ago
@WNShadow814 no its sonic
pelc0420 2 months ago
@WNShadow814 Lord of the Rings reference? I think yes!
bigballer382 2 months ago
@WNShadow814 haha nice lord of the rings quote my friend
TheReecemack 1 month ago
Lol the laughing made me laugh haha 0-o
Tcoleman821 3 months ago
Lmfao
Tcoleman821 3 months ago
how the fuck did I get here?
supcmn 3 months ago 5
A Frodo finish!
luckyduckgamerz 3 months ago
am i dead?
cobs1991 3 months ago
Fuck that last midget runs fast... seriously hand it too the guy
Algonquin81 3 months ago
i like to watch this video listening to concerning hobbits in the background, it gets epic
Davidbarsa 3 months ago
JEEEEEEEEEZUS the last midget was faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast
JUICED2HIN 3 months ago
i watched this a couple of years ago on man vs. beast... i had it saved, but my dvr fucking deleted it... thank you for uploading!!!
neptoon021 3 months ago
omg! this is hilarious! did i just watch this???
JordanTheYoda 3 months ago
now this is entertainment!!!
yappertrap 3 months ago
I honestly don't know which is funnier: The fact that 4 midgets are racing a camel on public television or the guy commentating who is blazed out of his mind. lol
the1slycommentator 3 months ago
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how do they move their tiny leggs so fast, how did the last guy run so fucking fast???
Beardown222354 3 months ago
Started off laughing... ended absolutely blown away with how fast the last guy was o.O!!!
number15crazy 3 months ago
Looks like they came up short in this race
jamezu9 3 months ago 123
@jamezu9 lmfao
macmula11 2 months ago
@jamezu9 You're comment is so funny xD
bakerskater9210 2 months ago