@Repudation Word. I think tali is one of the most outstanding characters in the series plus she is cute when she is shy. I hope they finally reveal how beautiful she is.
I friggin love Tali. I don't think I've ever been so emotionally attached to a character of the opposite sex. I'm so glad I romanced her.
There is something about Tali that makes her so cute and sexy. Maybe it's her sweet and innocent voice, or her sparkly eyes, or her incredible body, or her geeky and adorable personality. Maybe it's the fact that she is so young. I'm not sure.
Either way, she's my love in ME3. Tali is definitely going to be the character I ride off with in the sunset. =)
who ever you end up with at the end up with at the end of Masseffect three both love interest and team wise will carry over to your masseffect three which if your planning on haveing certian people make sure they survive the end level
OMFG!! Through Mass Effect 1 i tried to get laid with Tali but had to settle with Liara. Just finished Mass Effect 2 in hopes of getting some action with her, but it turns out that Bioware turned homophobes during the development of the second game. All the lesbian action i can get is resting with Kelly. Screw you Bioware!!
interesting...for 2 reasons...interspecies mating, wanna see the kid, and then theres me, i made all good choices, prolly had 3 chicks want me, yet i never saw anymore than a talk lol
Mass Effect 2 is such a lame game compared to mass Effect 1. It's dumbed down, over-the-top corny and there's more sex in this game than there's actual story to be told. Might as well make ME3 a porno.
@venerableraptor ME2 has 1 sex scence, and then you can call them to sit on your bed. ME1 had 1 sex scene that showed more nudity. I don't understand what you're trying to say.
@venerableraptor Tell the truth your just one of those purist who hate when games go mainstream arent you? By the way if you are I hate to tell you but there are about one million other purist so it's not very original if you are.
@TheDestroyerOfN00bz well after the drama that happened with the first game Bioware was precautios, but it is rumored that there will be better scenes in ME3
GOD..........DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!! *Random Janitor* Huh?! Harry Tipper: Space man!
And so, after Commander Shepard did this unspeakable act, the universe would be doomed to face an even greater threat than the legion of Reapers....the TALIMANCERS!
Play it and you'll see why. Tali is a great character. Plus who cares if it's an alien? Most of the alien races are on the same intelligence level as the Humans.
Play it and you'll see why. Tali is a great character. Plus who cares if it's an alien? Most of the alien races are on the same intelligence level as the Humans.
@thedarklordx Oh no no no no, you see full on nudity like mass effect 1 has been confirmed! thats right no more fake ass PG clothed dry humping and fade to black. Full. On. REAL. Softcore. Sex for your LI so its gona be interesting to see what they do with tali will it not?
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it would have been absolutely hilarious if they make a renegade option to press to say "GODAMN, YOUR FACE" and discontinue the relationship when shepard takes off her mask
@bobcvit1 The funny thing is i don't think fox news will touch the Mass Effect franchise after the first one, no matter what... BioWare, that's your cue! :DDDDD
@Deathbringer99699 After Me1 came out fox news called it pornographic and did a report on a subject they didnt understand. You can look it up on youtube "mass effect sex controversy" I think
Bioware please make her beautiful under there. If they are going to be cruel and make her hideous, that would be the biggest "fuck you" in video game history.
@hotjobs123 As you can see, they chose "none at all". There are many movies that use this form of cinematography. Otherwise it's like saying, "this PG movie shouldn't implicate a love scene because it's not a porno." /sigh
I want to see her face!
LegionLegoman 1 hour ago
In Mass effect 3 they better show the quarians unmasked, AND THEY BETTER BE THE SEXIEST THINGS THERE ARE IN THE GALAXY
Repudation 2 days ago
@Repudation Word. I think tali is one of the most outstanding characters in the series plus she is cute when she is shy. I hope they finally reveal how beautiful she is.
Venomivy1617 9 hours ago
...he went to the computer... sex tape lol
davidn471 3 days ago
My shep is a white obama and he's a player. I hit on Mirand, Jack, Kelly and Tali. :3
Now who do I choose...
redbasher636 3 days ago
In the end she didn't get so sick did she?
AtashiwaChii 4 days ago
Naruto: Kakashi sensei we wanna know what's underneath the mask!
Kakashi: Underneath the mask is.... ANOTHER MASK!!! *trollface*
loopofpoop 5 days ago
Wait, isn't she like, 19?
TheDareDush 6 days ago
Press and hold (F) to continue. I see what you did there.
CliffordVII 1 week ago 3
0:10 CORE??? HARDCORE!!!!
SovietSinema 1 week ago
nice
TheSharpmarksman 1 week ago
Ive never heard cuter "thank you":D
JU12324 1 week ago
how can anyone say: "No,I've changed my mind" at 2:15??
ShadowLegend300 1 week ago
I dont know why but when i see him take her mask off i cant help but imagine that the aliens face, from alien vs predator, is under there
MondoMiniman 1 week ago
what does he do after laying down with Tali? gets on the computer and puts it as his FB status...
Boberube34 1 week ago
Tali... Liara.... DAMMIT BIOWARE.
coldshoulder14 1 week ago
she's so sexy
protoype123 1 week ago
3:07 hold f... Hold F... HOLD F!!!!
evilsmile013 1 week ago 2
Tali!!!! you da only quarian for me!
tymurai 2 weeks ago 3
I wish I had Tali :'( Damn you, Shepard
FerisDotCom 2 weeks ago 3
Most epic cuddling music ever
termnus77 2 weeks ago 2
what a bummer. when will mass effect show tali's face?
squeezeNlemon 2 weeks ago
Lol anyone notice she popped up again at 1:48?
cloudgirl150 2 weeks ago 2
that's why you always wear a condom!
sushicake 3 weeks ago
"that may be true for humans" is that an insult?
executioneer7676 4 weeks ago
Her helmet taking off is like Master Chief taking off his helmet, there's another helmet underneath.
saintsknight986 4 weeks ago
Tali with her mask off is a pretty damn good sight
GlennD96 1 month ago
"Press and hold (F) to continue." If only it were that easy in real life.
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I friggin love Tali. I don't think I've ever been so emotionally attached to a character of the opposite sex. I'm so glad I romanced her.
There is something about Tali that makes her so cute and sexy. Maybe it's her sweet and innocent voice, or her sparkly eyes, or her incredible body, or her geeky and adorable personality. Maybe it's the fact that she is so young. I'm not sure.
Either way, she's my love in ME3. Tali is definitely going to be the character I ride off with in the sunset. =)
BruceWillisHasNoHair 1 month ago
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BruceWillisHasNoHair 1 month ago
mask comes of and... ITS A MAN~!!!!!!!
zxssded 1 month ago 26
shepard looks like he's staring a hole in tali's head.
rohankn 1 month ago
weird...
rohankn 1 month ago
who ever you end up with at the end up with at the end of Masseffect three both love interest and team wise will carry over to your masseffect three which if your planning on haveing certian people make sure they survive the end level
XmyheartbleedsblackX 1 month ago
Tali reminds me of Merrill from DA2, as I played DA2 first mind you
Blademaster45 1 month ago
For some reason that I don't understand I found Tali really fucking hot. Especially her voice.
MakeItGoSplodey 1 month ago 4
@TurkeyJones91 Well,I'm playing mass effect 2 in last years,but I'm miss mass effect 2 :( I hope Tali will alive during in mass effect 3!
unsc1470 1 month ago
@TurkeyJones91 what happen to her dad?
unsc1470 1 month ago
Oh god Shepherd's face is fucking scary =_=''
LemonsArentSour 1 month ago
EPIC fail for epileptic
thepivotman1000 1 month ago
OMFG!! Through Mass Effect 1 i tried to get laid with Tali but had to settle with Liara. Just finished Mass Effect 2 in hopes of getting some action with her, but it turns out that Bioware turned homophobes during the development of the second game. All the lesbian action i can get is resting with Kelly. Screw you Bioware!!
EpilepticPsycho 1 month ago
interesting...for 2 reasons...interspecies mating, wanna see the kid, and then theres me, i made all good choices, prolly had 3 chicks want me, yet i never saw anymore than a talk lol
genx589x 1 month ago
5 hours later....
tali:shepard ready for round 2
shepard:*PUTS ON SUN GLASSES* YEAHHHHHHH
gamerboy448 1 month ago
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TheGOODKyle 1 month ago
yeah yeah, i love her helmet...
45L31K 1 month ago
Tali is the only female who doesn't have daddy issues or emotional problems that's why she's awesome
MyZOMBIESLAYER 1 month ago
@frkenloodles Actually, there are three in ME2; Tali, Miranda, and Jack.
JamiManrem911 1 month ago
my second play through in ME2 i was planning on romancing someone else to switch it up...but i felt guilty about leaving tali so i stuck with her
juukame 1 month ago 2
The feelings I developed towards this fictional character are so fuckin weird, i don't even...
RobCoFPS 1 month ago
@RobCoFPS Me Too O.O
ignamikel 1 month ago
@RobCoFPS Me Gusta
FinalNinja447 1 month ago
@RobCoFPS Lol, it just means Bioware has some INCREDIBLE writers.
RiddickTWO 1 month ago
well the creators of this game has many surprise for us.....
TheBByamashiro 1 month ago
Awww, Tali is so freaking adorable.
Crispybiscuit1 2 months ago 61
lol @ the cuddling on the couch.
Mass Effect 2 is such a lame game compared to mass Effect 1. It's dumbed down, over-the-top corny and there's more sex in this game than there's actual story to be told. Might as well make ME3 a porno.
venerableraptor 2 months ago
@venerableraptor ME2 has 1 sex scence, and then you can call them to sit on your bed. ME1 had 1 sex scene that showed more nudity. I don't understand what you're trying to say.
frkenloodles 2 months ago
@venerableraptor Tell the truth your just one of those purist who hate when games go mainstream arent you? By the way if you are I hate to tell you but there are about one million other purist so it's not very original if you are.
NegaZxyz 2 months ago
Just like doing a Muslim chick..
AvatarTwasCheesy 2 months ago
2:50
Achievement unlocked "LAID"
abcdefg5347 2 months ago
Press "F" to FUCK!
Shiftication 2 months ago
waht about Kelly ?
dhimitrisrusis 2 months ago
What does her face lookalike?!?!?!
TheJoeybeez 3 months ago
too fast! for me tali was a real surprise and I was thinking about whether to be with her or not, probably 10 minutes!
DJinKERRY831 3 months ago
Dude i never knew there are sex scenes in ME2....now i have to play the game 1 handed.
SEBYXUS 3 months ago
@SEBYXUS Glad i'm not the only one.
TehSawnderz 2 months ago
@TehSawnderz hmm i forgot the comment i posted...the one you replied now
SEBYXUS 2 months ago
@SEBYXUS Uh...look down maybe?
TehSawnderz 2 months ago
@TehSawnderz oh ok :))
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"A dead Quarian, sir. She suffered a suit breach after being thrown against the wall telekinetically, died of infection."
"Well, Frank, looks like she should have taken..." *puts on sunglasses*
"...more anti-biotics."
YEEEEAAAAAAAH!
thexninja666 3 months ago
*Tali pounce on Shep*
*hour later*
Shep: Yeah, Paragon Action +2
baddootix 3 months ago 3
She is sick AIDS-th Shepard
kolokol4eg 3 months ago
shepard face is the real predator here.....
dfghj241 3 months ago
2:48 OMFG SHE ATE HIS FACE!
razoremblem 3 months ago
Weird glitch at 1:46
atillathegun 3 months ago
god job,i have heard that pepole are voting to see or not see her witout mask and i dont understand hwy cant they youst shov her face!!!
MsChrisern 3 months ago
i am 13 years old and feel porny so i go on this, i also went on pornhuuuub but that was just crap
hellopants123 3 months ago
after image at 1:49 O___O tali is a protoss high templar!!!
junnexgolem 3 months ago
1:03 Left right=
"Horny d!ck would you get"
xXxgriefelementxXx 4 months ago
i don't give a crap what new females ME3 might have, i'm staying with Tali!
ediskrad327 4 months ago 83
@ediskrad327 fuck yeah! too bad they didn't show her tits or a better sex scene. Shepard looks so real it's creepy! his eyes are so big!
TheDestroyerOfN00bz 4 months ago
@TheDestroyerOfN00bz well after the drama that happened with the first game Bioware was precautios, but it is rumored that there will be better scenes in ME3
ediskrad327 4 months ago
@ediskrad327 I know I can't wait for ME3 so I can see her nude!
cullen823 4 months ago
child bearing hips
i guess tali is a real beauty without mask or else shepard would have been like "do not want"
Itachi21x 4 months ago
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Itachi21x 4 months ago
Im Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Tali video on youtube.
sharpzilla98 4 months ago
.. you get paragon points for screwing tali?!?.... *whistles* "hey tali.. can i see you for a minute??"
PinkSkullz86 4 months ago
Liara>Tali.
soldierassasin 4 months ago
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bobcvit1 4 months ago
Lol! Yea I'd love to see her blow him with that mask on. Lol epic fucking win.
RaafiUTube1 4 months ago
Shepards eyes... so... blue.. what... THE HELL?
Also, Tali = win.
Clint945 4 months ago
*Shepard removes mask*
Wrex under the mask: Shepard.
Shepard: Wrex...WTF?
UB3RNiNjAJoHn 4 months ago 6
How do i get those additional scenes, and add ons? Someone message if there is a something to by for it, or a trick to it.
Acecombatfighter 4 months ago
@Acecombatfighter just talk to her oftenly between missions
ediskrad327 4 months ago
does someone knows how she looks like without her helmet?..
i was like "god damn it.. put that thing off i want to see your alien face!!"
Deathbringer99699 4 months ago
1,075,000 VIEWS?! HOLY SH*T! TALI HAS OVER 1,000,000 FANS?! HOORAY!! :D
TDA792 4 months ago
@TDA792 *checks 'Miranda' page* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
TDA792 4 months ago
@TDA792 of course she would ..doin tali is like basically doin a virgin ...who would let a virgin go ??? lol
hypertsuna125 3 months ago
"Babbling like an idiot"?!
Holy Cow! Tali is Merrill! :P
Chaselock990 4 months ago
*Tali begins to take off helmet*
*PLEASE INSERT DISK 3*
GOD..........DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!! *Random Janitor* Huh?! Harry Tipper: Space man!
skytop082 4 months ago
@skytop082
You have clearly played Timesplitters. That makes you awesome.
IAmTheStig320 4 months ago
@TraxAndrew What program did u use to record this? Fraps maybe,or...?
TheSamuel1115 4 months ago
where is my hot coffee?
Streuselsturm 4 months ago
And so, after Commander Shepard did this unspeakable act, the universe would be doomed to face an even greater threat than the legion of Reapers....the TALIMANCERS!
Neverdyne 5 months ago
Press and oild F to FUCK
WobblyBoy1031 5 months ago
1:36 she sounds so sexy...
ChaoticRipper 5 months ago
Hahaha Shepard you slut
GibsonES325 5 months ago
its too bad we couldnt romance with her as a female THATS SO STUPID!
Godisableedingfaggot 5 months ago
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VincentCottle 5 months ago
it would suck if tali took off the mask and there was predator face
*takes off mask*
"whats wrong shepard?"
"uhhh... i just remembered, i gotta help garrus with his calibrations."
KanaCanaful 5 months ago 108
@KanaCanaful
Calibrations
How do they work?
VoidTemplar 5 months ago
@KanaCanaful LOL'd
algoalgo 3 months ago
I'd laugh my ass off if they revealed in ME3 that Quarians has no face at all =P
gdh6200 5 months ago
shepard's default face is damn freaky. made a much better one myself. if i do say so myself.
null140 5 months ago
ew
gokito2000 5 months ago
I bet Tali immune system are much more stable now after this ! LOL
Tuan12088 5 months ago
For some reason I really like that kissing sound effect added in. It makes it a sweeter scene for some reason.
FoxForever90 5 months ago
"No I've changed my mind" that is hilarious!!!
ChristiaanL14 5 months ago
little did we know that tali died of aids in ME3...
chris200830 5 months ago
i havnt played this game but if u actually choose to have sex with an alien...... what has this world come to
yamum0433 5 months ago
@yamum0433 HAWT aliens.
77zer 5 months ago
@yamum0433
Play it and you'll see why. Tali is a great character. Plus who cares if it's an alien? Most of the alien races are on the same intelligence level as the Humans.
FoxForever90 5 months ago
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@yamum0433
Play it and you'll see why. Tali is a great character. Plus who cares if it's an alien? Most of the alien races are on the same intelligence level as the Humans.
FoxForever90 5 months ago
Lol did anyone else notice Tali pop up again at 1:49?
cloudgirl150 5 months ago
This is no sex scene.
fan977 5 months ago
maddons like a virgin should be start playing haha
reavessname 5 months ago
Anyone knows how Tali's face looks like? I really want to know that :D
sp4wners 5 months ago
Next thing you know, sometime after Mass Effect 3...
Tali: Shepard, I... I think I'm pregnant.
Shepard: I should go.
Tali: I have a shotgun...
Shepard: ... Never mind.
LightStreak567 5 months ago 39
1,000,000 views...
wow...
just wow...
i guess we tali lovers, well, love tali...
TWIST3DTWINKI3 5 months ago
I laughed so damn hard when he said the "Captain's Orders" line.
tuxedosponge 5 months ago
Miranda Cosgrove is going to be the new voice actor for Tali in Mass Effect 3
TheScienceguy77 5 months ago
@TheScienceguy77 so that means no chance in hell of nudity
thedarklordx 5 months ago
@thedarklordx dude, he was trollin liz sroka is still voicing tali for mass effect 3
lightbrightshaymin 5 months ago
@lightbrightshaymin oh thank god, but its tali so im still expecting no nudity
thedarklordx 5 months ago
@thedarklordx Oh no no no no, you see full on nudity like mass effect 1 has been confirmed! thats right no more fake ass PG clothed dry humping and fade to black. Full. On. REAL. Softcore. Sex for your LI so its gona be interesting to see what they do with tali will it not?
lightbrightshaymin 5 months ago
@lightbrightshaymin ...it'd be funny if she took off everything except the helmet
thedarklordx 5 months ago
@thedarklordx LMAOROFL
lightbrightshaymin 5 months ago
@lightbrightshaymin infact.... quickly someone email bioware my idea(trademark)
thedarklordx 5 months ago
This has more views than the trailers AND PEOPLE ARE ASHAMED OF WATCHING THIS? Nobody liked this!!
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ORTmusic 5 months ago
it would have been absolutely hilarious if they make a renegade option to press to say "GODAMN, YOUR FACE" and discontinue the relationship when shepard takes off her mask
808gamerhawaii 5 months ago 4
We all demand to see Tali's face in ME;3
duncan7599 5 months ago
0:07 Miranda has DAT ASS but Tali has DEM HIPS!!!!
Rickyballon 5 months ago 5
I wonder what a three fingered hand job feels like...
lawlawlowned 5 months ago 6
@lawlawlowned You have 5 fingers, use 3 of them on yourself and you'll know ;)
kitsune2222 5 months ago
@Xahni13 i hope you you happy whit grunt. in my ME2 savegame everybody inclune me die but tali is safe for now..... men i hope tali is miss me alost
=,(
JohnnyTheEpicChhun 5 months ago
Shepard is a pimp, and if he smiled with Tali's face, that means she's hot lol
elitesoldier209 6 months ago
"do your research quickly, miss vas normandy. captain's orders." this guy's a pimp
youngster150 6 months ago
this is so odd
llclll 6 months ago
Stop at 0:34 xD
Ruben2822 6 months ago 2
Tali: *Takes off mask*
Shepard: Oh, I didn't realize you were so ugly. Maybe you should put the mask back on.
demonman212 6 months ago
i bet if they showed tali's face fox news would have raised a shitstorm about it
bobcvit1 6 months ago 58
@bobcvit1 The funny thing is i don't think fox news will touch the Mass Effect franchise after the first one, no matter what... BioWare, that's your cue! :DDDDD
TDA792 4 months ago
@bobcvit1 why do you think so? .. :D didnt get the joke.. as im not from the U.S
Deathbringer99699 4 months ago
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@Deathbringer99699 After Me1 came out fox news called it pornographic and did a report on a subject they didnt understand. You can look it up on youtube "mass effect sex controversy" I think
bobcvit1 4 months ago
WTF?!?! damn it.. it only makes sense that she'd be gorgeous underneath.. but why can't they show her face??
TopDoggGamer 6 months ago
She can wear a fucking parka in the next one I just want to see the face!
johnyisn1 6 months ago
@johnyisn1 a parka ??? like the burqa lol ??
failurbanik 6 months ago
Bioware please make her beautiful under there. If they are going to be cruel and make her hideous, that would be the biggest "fuck you" in video game history.
hybridwolf55 6 months ago
Why can't we see her face. I wanna see her face
FatfighterXD1 6 months ago
Is it just me who finds it funny that all feral aliens have crazy hips and titays?
kchuk 6 months ago
Pray for nudity in ME3 ;D
hotjobs123 6 months ago 154
@hotjobs123
YAY
keshaz12 6 months ago
@hotjobs123 You should totally get all your friends to mass spam bioware's email. Shit would be SO cash.
Daggerspine107 5 months ago
@hotjobs123 It's a game, not a porno.
Grayhatt 5 months ago
@Grayhatt yea Ik but this kinda game feels like a movie and either put actually intercourse or none at all imo.
hotjobs123 5 months ago
@hotjobs123 As you can see, they chose "none at all". There are many movies that use this form of cinematography. Otherwise it's like saying, "this PG movie shouldn't implicate a love scene because it's not a porno." /sigh
Grayhatt 5 months ago
@hotjobs123 Bioware will probably shorten it up....thats what they did to dragonage origins to dragonage 2...yeah dragonage 2 sucked....
Rocketfist15 4 months ago
@hotjobs123 MY hands are clasped.
TDA792 4 months ago
@hotjobs123
If i could just see Tali's face 'nude' i'd be happy xD
Clint945 4 months ago
hes totally going to infect her with something that dirty boy lol
sinshiro 6 months ago
Shepard: Its ok, i want to make this work no matter what *takes off mask* SWEET JESUS MY EYES!!!!!!
Tali: shit forgot about the sulphuric acid u breath
But in all seriousness tali is probably one of my fav characters
TheFlabbytabby 6 months ago
Shepard voice actor did a piss poor job. there is no emotion in his voice.
And when you compare it to tali's it just horrible.
daandriod 6 months ago
@daandriod - That's why I prefer FemShep. DAT JENNIFER HALE.