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  • I want to see her face!

  • In Mass effect 3 they better show the quarians unmasked, AND THEY BETTER BE THE SEXIEST THINGS THERE ARE IN THE GALAXY

  • @Repudation Word. I think tali is one of the most outstanding characters in the series plus she is cute when she is shy. I hope they finally reveal how beautiful she is.

  • ...he went to the computer... sex tape lol

  • My shep is a white obama and he's a player. I hit on Mirand, Jack, Kelly and Tali. :3

    Now who do I choose...

  • In the end she didn't get so sick did she?

  • Naruto: Kakashi sensei we wanna know what's underneath the mask!

    Kakashi: Underneath the mask is.... ANOTHER MASK!!! *trollface*

  • Wait, isn't she like, 19?

  • Press and hold (F) to continue. I see what you did there.

  • 0:10 CORE??? HARDCORE!!!!

  • nice 

  • Ive never heard cuter "thank you":D

  • how can anyone say: "No,I've changed my mind" at 2:15??

  • I dont know why but when i see him take her mask off i cant help but imagine that the aliens face, from alien vs predator, is under there

  • what does he do after laying down with Tali? gets on the computer and puts it as his FB status...

  • Tali... Liara.... DAMMIT BIOWARE. 

  • she's so sexy

  • 3:07 hold f... Hold F... HOLD F!!!!

  • Tali!!!! you da only quarian for me!

  • I wish I had Tali :'( Damn you, Shepard

  • Most epic cuddling music ever

  • what a bummer. when will mass effect show tali's face?

  • Lol anyone notice she popped up again at 1:48?

  • that's why you always wear a condom!

  • "that may be true for humans" is that an insult?

  • Her helmet taking off is like Master Chief taking off his helmet, there's another helmet underneath.

  • Tali with her mask off is a pretty damn good sight

  • "Press and hold (F) to continue." If only it were that easy in real life.

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  • mask comes of and... ITS A MAN~!!!!!!!

  • shepard looks like he's staring a hole in tali's head.

  • weird...

  • who ever you end up with at the end up with at the end of Masseffect three both love interest and team wise will carry over to your masseffect three which if your planning on haveing certian people make sure they survive the end level

  • Tali reminds me of Merrill from DA2, as I played DA2 first mind you

  • For some reason that I don't understand I found Tali really fucking hot. Especially her voice.

  • @TurkeyJones91 Well,I'm playing mass effect 2 in last years,but I'm miss mass effect 2 :( I hope Tali will alive during in mass effect 3!

  • @TurkeyJones91 what happen to her dad?

  • Oh god Shepherd's face is fucking scary =_=''

  • EPIC fail for epileptic

  • OMFG!! Through Mass Effect 1 i tried to get laid with Tali but had to settle with Liara. Just finished Mass Effect 2 in hopes of getting some action with her, but it turns out that Bioware turned homophobes during the development of the second game. All the lesbian action i can get is resting with Kelly. Screw you Bioware!!

  • interesting...for 2 reasons...interspecies mating, wanna see the kid, and then theres me, i made all good choices, prolly had 3 chicks want me, yet i never saw anymore than a talk lol

  • 5 hours later....

    tali:shepard ready for round 2

    shepard:*PUTS ON SUN GLASSES* YEAHHHHHHH

  • yeah yeah, i love her helmet...

  • Tali is the only female who doesn't have daddy issues or emotional problems that's why she's awesome

  • @frkenloodles Actually, there are three in ME2; Tali, Miranda, and Jack.

  • my second play through in ME2 i was planning on romancing someone else to switch it up...but i felt guilty about leaving tali so i stuck with her

  • The feelings I developed towards this fictional character are so fuckin weird, i don't even...

  • @RobCoFPS Me Too O.O

  • @RobCoFPS Me Gusta

  • @RobCoFPS Lol, it just means Bioware has some INCREDIBLE writers.

  • well the creators of this game has many surprise for us.....

  • Awww, Tali is so freaking adorable.

  • lol @ the cuddling on the couch.

    Mass Effect 2 is such a lame game compared to mass Effect 1. It's dumbed down, over-the-top corny and there's more sex in this game than there's actual story to be told. Might as well make ME3 a porno.

  • @venerableraptor ME2 has 1 sex scence, and then you can call them to sit on your bed. ME1 had 1 sex scene that showed more nudity. I don't understand what you're trying to say.

  • @venerableraptor Tell the truth your just one of those purist who hate when games go mainstream arent you? By the way if you are I hate to tell you but there are about one million other purist so it's not very original if you are.

  • Just like doing a Muslim chick..

  • 2:50

    Achievement unlocked "LAID"

  • Press "F" to FUCK!

  • waht about Kelly ?

  • What does her face lookalike?!?!?!

  • too fast! for me tali was a real surprise and I was thinking about whether to be with her or not, probably 10 minutes!

  • Dude i never knew there are sex scenes in ME2....now i have to play the game 1 handed.

  • @SEBYXUS Glad i'm not the only one.

  • @TehSawnderz hmm i forgot the comment i posted...the one you replied now

  • @SEBYXUS Uh...look down maybe?

  • @TehSawnderz oh ok :))

  • *Tali pounce on Shep*

    *hour later*

    Shep: Yeah, Paragon Action +2

  • She is sick AIDS-th Shepard

  • shepard face is the real predator here.....

  • 2:48 OMFG SHE ATE HIS FACE!

  • Weird glitch at 1:46

  • god job,i have heard that pepole are voting to see or not see her witout mask and i dont understand hwy cant they youst shov her face!!!

  • i am 13 years old and feel porny so i go on this, i also went on pornhuuuub but that was just crap

  • after image at 1:49 O___O tali is a protoss high templar!!!

  • 1:03 Left right=

    "Horny d!ck would you get"

  • i don't give a crap what new females ME3 might have, i'm staying with Tali!

  • @ediskrad327 fuck yeah! too bad they didn't show her tits or a better sex scene. Shepard looks so real it's creepy! his eyes are so big!

  • @TheDestroyerOfN00bz well after the drama that happened with the first game Bioware was precautios, but it is rumored that there will be better scenes in ME3

  • @ediskrad327 I know I can't wait for ME3 so I can see her nude!

  • child bearing hips

    i guess tali is a real beauty without mask or else shepard would have been like "do not want"

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  • Im Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Tali video on youtube.

  • .. you get paragon points for screwing tali?!?.... *whistles* "hey tali.. can i see you for a minute??"

  • Liara>Tali.

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  • Lol! Yea I'd love to see her blow him with that mask on. Lol epic fucking win.

  • Shepards eyes... so... blue.. what... THE HELL?

    Also, Tali = win.

  • *Shepard removes mask*

    Wrex under the mask: Shepard.

    Shepard: Wrex...WTF?

  • How do i get those additional scenes, and add ons? Someone message if there is a something to by for it, or a trick to it.

  • @Acecombatfighter just talk to her oftenly between missions

  • does someone knows how she looks like without her helmet?..

    i was like "god damn it.. put that thing off i want to see your alien face!!"

  • 1,075,000 VIEWS?! HOLY SH*T! TALI HAS OVER 1,000,000 FANS?! HOORAY!! :D

  • @TDA792 *checks 'Miranda' page* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  • @TDA792 of course she would ..doin tali is like basically doin a virgin ...who would let a virgin go ??? lol

  • "Babbling like an idiot"?!

    Holy Cow! Tali is Merrill! :P

  • *Tali begins to take off helmet*

    *PLEASE INSERT DISK 3*

    GOD..........DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTT !!!!!!!!!! *Random Janitor* Huh?! Harry Tipper: Space man!

  • @skytop082

    You have clearly played Timesplitters. That makes you awesome.

  • @TraxAndrew What program did u use to record this? Fraps maybe,or...?

  • where is my hot coffee?

  • And so, after Commander Shepard did this unspeakable act, the universe would be doomed to face an even greater threat than the legion of Reapers....the TALIMANCERS!

  • Press and oild F to FUCK

  • 1:36 she sounds so sexy...

  • Hahaha Shepard you slut

  • its too bad we couldnt romance with her as a female THATS SO STUPID!

  • it would suck if tali took off the mask and there was predator face

    *takes off mask*

    "whats wrong shepard?"

    "uhhh... i just remembered, i gotta help garrus with his calibrations."

  • @KanaCanaful

    Calibrations

    How do they work?

  • @KanaCanaful LOL'd

  • I'd laugh my ass off if they revealed in ME3 that Quarians has no face at all =P

  • shepard's default face is damn freaky. made a much better one myself. if i do say so myself.

  • ew

  • I bet Tali immune system are much more stable now after this ! LOL

  • For some reason I really like that kissing sound effect added in. It makes it a sweeter scene for some reason.

  • "No I've changed my mind" that is hilarious!!!

  • little did we know that tali died of aids in ME3...

  • i havnt played this game but if u actually choose to have sex with an alien...... what has this world come to

  • @yamum0433 HAWT aliens.

  • @yamum0433

    Play it and you'll see why. Tali is a great character. Plus who cares if it's an alien? Most of the alien races are on the same intelligence level as the Humans.

  • Lol did anyone else notice Tali pop up again at 1:49?

  • This is no sex scene.

  • maddons like a virgin should be start playing haha

  • Anyone knows how Tali's face looks like? I really want to know that :D

  • Next thing you know, sometime after Mass Effect 3...

    Tali: Shepard, I... I think I'm pregnant.

    Shepard: I should go.

    Tali: I have a shotgun...

    Shepard: ... Never mind.

  • 1,000,000 views...

    wow...

    just wow...

    i guess we tali lovers, well, love tali...

  • I laughed so damn hard when he said the "Captain's Orders" line.

  • Miranda Cosgrove is going to be the new voice actor for Tali in Mass Effect 3

  • @TheScienceguy77 so that means no chance in hell of nudity

  • @thedarklordx dude, he was trollin liz sroka is still voicing tali for mass effect 3

  • @lightbrightshaymin oh thank god, but its tali so im still expecting no nudity

  • @thedarklordx Oh no no no no, you see full on nudity like mass effect 1 has been confirmed! thats right no more fake ass PG clothed dry humping and fade to black. Full. On. REAL. Softcore. Sex for your LI so its gona be interesting to see what they do with tali will it not?

  • @lightbrightshaymin ...it'd be funny if she took off everything except the helmet

  • @thedarklordx LMAOROFL

  • @lightbrightshaymin infact.... quickly someone email bioware my idea(trademark)

  • This has more views than the trailers AND PEOPLE ARE ASHAMED OF WATCHING THIS? Nobody liked this!!

  • it would have been absolutely hilarious if they make a renegade option to press to say "GODAMN, YOUR FACE" and discontinue the relationship when shepard takes off her mask

  • We all demand to see Tali's face in ME;3

  • 0:07 Miranda has DAT ASS but Tali has DEM HIPS!!!!

  • I wonder what a three fingered hand job feels like...

  • @lawlawlowned You have 5 fingers, use 3 of them on yourself and you'll know ;)

  • @Xahni13 i hope you you happy whit grunt. in my ME2 savegame everybody inclune me die but tali is safe for now..... men i hope tali is miss me alost

    =,(

  • Shepard is a pimp, and if he smiled with Tali's face, that means she's hot lol

  • "do your research quickly, miss vas normandy. captain's orders." this guy's a pimp

  • this is so odd

  • Stop at 0:34 xD

  • Tali: *Takes off mask*

    Shepard: Oh, I didn't realize you were so ugly. Maybe you should put the mask back on.

  • i bet if they showed tali's face fox news would have raised a shitstorm about it

  • @bobcvit1 The funny thing is i don't think fox news will touch the Mass Effect franchise after the first one, no matter what... BioWare, that's your cue! :DDDDD

  • @bobcvit1 why do you think so? .. :D didnt get the joke.. as im not from the U.S

  • WTF?!?! damn it.. it only makes sense that she'd be gorgeous underneath.. but why can't they show her face??

  • She can wear a fucking parka in the next one I just want to see the face!

  • @johnyisn1 a parka ??? like the burqa lol ??

  • Bioware please make her beautiful under there. If they are going to be cruel and make her hideous, that would be the biggest "fuck you" in video game history.

  • Why can't we see her face. I wanna see her face

  • Is it just me who finds it funny that all feral aliens have crazy hips and titays?

  • Pray for nudity in ME3 ;D

  • @hotjobs123

    YAY

  • @hotjobs123 You should totally get all your friends to mass spam bioware's email. Shit would be SO cash.

  • @hotjobs123 It's a game, not a porno.

  • @Grayhatt yea Ik but this kinda game feels like a movie and either put actually intercourse or none at all imo.

  • @hotjobs123 As you can see, they chose "none at all". There are many movies that use this form of cinematography. Otherwise it's like saying, "this PG movie shouldn't implicate a love scene because it's not a porno." /sigh

  • @hotjobs123 Bioware will probably shorten it up....thats what they did to dragonage origins to dragonage 2...yeah dragonage 2 sucked....

  • @hotjobs123 MY hands are clasped.

  • @hotjobs123

    If i could just see Tali's face 'nude' i'd be happy xD

  • hes totally going to infect her with something that dirty boy lol

  • Shepard: Its ok, i want to make this work no matter what *takes off mask* SWEET JESUS MY EYES!!!!!!

    Tali: shit forgot about the sulphuric acid u breath

    But in all seriousness tali is probably one of my fav characters

  • Shepard voice actor did a piss poor job. there is no emotion in his voice.

    And when you compare it to tali's it just horrible.

  • @daandriod - That's why I prefer FemShep. DAT JENNIFER HALE.