Al-Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays

[hateeb786]

Lol

[Jordan1D1]

"Coming up next where going to discuss worm farms..." Deep.

[pele220]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAH funny

[Twister2111]

hhahahahahahhahaha

[Tippersnore]

Is this funny?

[ithacapimp]

fuck al qaeda and muslims

[grassrot]

Hahahahah :D

[Italianlad69]

This would be funny if the Al-CIA-DA were real, but in reality, the US Government is the terrorist. Bush, Obama, all of them are the terrorists.

[pbmdh]

Cool story bro.

[FUCKZIONISM666]

@Italianlad69 agree

[finccc]

thats not cool

[tesseractmartyr]

lol awesomee

[gkougianos]

"Build it, go there, and wait." ROFL

[DarthMohammed]

Too soon? Pfft, nah!

This shit's funny. If you don't laugh at this video, then the terrorists have already won.

8D

[Thisisthefuture100]

HAHAHAH OMG

I laughed from beginning to End

[kirbyman1kanden7pf]

me too.

[kakompo]

wow. I dunno what to say.

[flavafat]

ROFL I love these videos.

[Sareena16]

That was... ... ... Ehhhh. Something...

[hotweelz87]

"Build it Go There And Wait" Hahaha

[BoDiggety]

that was my favorite line, it's funny how easy he said that, like it was nothing, great delivery

hahahahaha

[Ajit269]

read the bottom, lol

[negkreyol21]

lol...tooo funny

[Keaphar]

-"im happy that the transportation system links 2 there"

-"building is hard 2 see in a rainy day"

-"a place 4 lots and lots of people can gather all ppl. ppl. in wheel chair who

-"cant move quickly"

-"we want really important ppl. there"

-"the president should on the highest possible floor"

-"we say 2 ppl. build it go there and wait"

i dont know if i should be pist off or luaghin my ass off

[turfallum06]

i would fuck your mouth up, you faggot

[suckyamomma30]

Its a spoof you head dick.

[CoryBeto]

Worst video possible. No respect...

[hotdogman67]

Why the hell is Al-Qaeda so excited about the tower? So they can destroy it again?

[me91456]

It's not real. It's a spoof.

[blkvicePU]

yes lol

[Quake4and6]

lol wtf i cant believe you really belieft this xD

[MCH102690]

this is the best

[sonykroket]

Hihihihi, reminds me of the MAD-magazine.

[bonangusacdc]

The Onion is superbly written.

[Xmaggot93X]

stolen directly from the onion :P

[RexNunc]

build it, go there, and wait lol

[viscus06]

yahhahaha funny

their comments perfectly "match" every line!!!!! impressed

[NerdsVSWorld]

ROFL

[slackerjester]

"We wanted more colors"

[alpacaboyrfp]

"all peaple

exspicaly peaple in wheelchairs that cna not move fast"

[SK8TER5588]

haha

[TheHairyHeart]

Quite funny

[AllieIsBored]

It's all in such bad taste, but it's just too funny.

[gowylde]

lmao funny as hell but sad at the same time.

[bingstervision]

flippin' hilarious!... that's all I gotta say.

[paulczar]

"So I say, build it, go there, and wait" lol

[bloodstatic]

i find it funny how people leave negative feedback on people who blame OUR government for this incident...

amazing, no one questions what their masters tell them... god bless america, land of the blind

[iLoveNewYork9]

the video is false no? ,

[dimos47ki7]

"i think that all the important people of america should move to that tower, and the president should have his office on the top floor. they can go there and WAIT"

lol

[glowell089]

is this real or fake?

[counterkilla92893]

lmao, "people in wheelchairs that cannot move as fast"

[music4dude]

the large sharp spike has many possibilities.....haha, lol

[sg1nick]

lol

[vengefulbeauty]

Really? Then I guess Osama works for Santa Clause.

[RockaDJ]

lol people stop going "FAKE"

of course it's fake, it's only a joke !

laugh it off losers lol

[carlairving]

OMG that was one of the funniest onion network video I EVER saw

ROTFLOLLL

[alexnadim]

briliant :D

LOL

[mbraase]

You are so pathetic!

[AdunTassadar]

djkariim, you should be hanged for retardation. Where did you come from? Iraq? Pakistan? Hell? Please die forhe good of humanity.

[AStairwayToHeaven]

Exactly. That's the joke.

[losermoron87]

stealing The Onion News videos are gay stop it

the onion is cooler then you bazookagum

[seanbonjovi7]

Fake? No! They couldn't put it on the internet if it wasn't true.

[707umair]

lol alquaeda guy makes me laugh " i think its good that the tower is linked to the sub way station"

[mo99mo99mo99]

FAKE lol

[fafniricingdeath]

lol Pin, my favorite line as well.

[PinKalmykia]

"Build it and go there and wait"

LOL!

[Bent41]

I loved the way the the woman and the terrorist kept agreeing with what the other was aying -- but obviously for different reasons.

The Onion News has some great writers.

[mcdade10]

A good spoof. Are there people out there who think this is real?

[schusterlehrling]

hard to see on a rainy, claudy day...

lololololo

[anneyre]

Hahaha!

Great :)

[BORICUAPAPI74]

LMAO

[18s3rg3]

hahaha! that was awesome!

[RocketMichael1892M]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

bush killed all the people on 9-11 probably

it's so sketchy dude it's sick

[SeekerNLife]

This is so wrong...but funny.

I especially liked the bit about the terrorist suggesting the Pres have an office in the top of the building.

LOL!

[1776USA08]

LMFAO great stuff NObama08!

[KarlNemetski]

Dude...wow!!! Holy fuck!

[unett]

...people in wheelchairs that cannot move quickly...ROFL

[Ryan3465]

that is fucking rediculous.

[DarkArchon88]

"Its our policy to make places for people to mourn the death of their loves ones.."

haha Raw cynicism there..

[neurosedynekid]

This one's saturated and even dripping with Bad Taste. I just loved it!

[TheCoolHair]

on the bottom it sayed Jhon Mccain to be recalled for duty in iraq lol

[yosplish]

haha "we wanted something more colorful"..that cartoon pic was classic

[GoUtes92]

I love the onion. I have the Our Dumb World book. I crack up every time I read it.

[BTBerlinger]

"Go there and wait."

LOL

[hutu4power]

Ha ha ha ha!

LMFAO!

XD

[hoggdawn]

I can't believe people can't see through the Arab guy's plans. LOL.

[229095]

..."people in wheelchairs who cannot move quickly" HAHAHAHHA The Onion rules.

[doritodude1033]

rofl i love this

[despo108]

Oh my god, that was hysterical...

[hipechik]

LOL! OMG... How tasteless! And yet I couldn't help laughing!

[trevpickering]

is this channel for real!!!!!

[trevpickering]

drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[kern518]

The old towers lasted for 30 years. 35 from the start of construction. They stood at a soaring 1300 feet, now were going shy of 1800. (?) I guess this will trap more people above impact. Imagine two planes stricking freedom tower in the same general area, just opposit the other? Giving a few minutes in between each impact, or not. Did any of the 343 reach the top floor before??? NOPE. Looking for office space??? Or maybe we can start shooting missles within our cities at moving targets. lol!

[MagnumTGundraw]

Funny.

[Sedalb]

"The large sharp spike... it has many possibilities."

Man, I love the onion!

[etnessi]

Right now i'm an hour into an "The Onion" jag, so all seems incredibly funny to me.But i'll have to admit for the first few minutes starting out,i felt something niggeling at my conscience for feeling so very amused!

[ArbitraryImposition]

This is such bad taste.

And so, so, so funny.

[You2beLuver]

OK, I admit a part of me was wondering if this was poor taste of humor, and another part of me thought this video was hilarious, especially with the terrorist inviting Dubya to be on the top floor!

[sandman103]

LMAO...they couldnt of picked a better guy for the al-qaeda part

[random0815]

with its name, appearance and construction history this tower is the perfect monument for the hollow hypocrit propaganda of this fallen democracy, an ugly uninspired antisocial captilistic fortress, a symbol of anti-democratic spirit, if they give a warning for evacuation first they have my approval!

[Diatonic5th]

You must be a lot of fun at parties.

[random0815]

its satire, not madtv..

[squidb8]

God this is an old clip but I still have to come back and see it. I LMAO all the time.

The pointy spike on the top has lots of possibilities.

[Telefonillo]

lots o-peeple, yess...goh der an wait.

:-D

[mdon89md]

genius...

[CWCandMRSAFETYRULES]

lol that terrorist thinks hes sneaky

[Tigueron7]

this one and the dead wife are the funiest so far

[richkief]

I want the president ot have an office on the highest of floors, i want all the important people to be there. Osamas probably like "HURRY AND FINISH THOSE TOWERS SO WE CAN DESTROY THEM!"

[richkief]

I want the president ot have an office on the highest of floors, i want all the important people to be there. Osamas probably like "HURRY AND FINISH THOSE TOWERS SO WE CAN DESTROY THEM!"

[dave55811]

Omar al-Farouq's views. rofl xD

[abanyai123]

How can they NOT bust out laughing?! That was hilarious!

[jasonguyperson]

I bet it's the people at the Onion leaving all the dumbass comments, just laughing at US for telling THEM it's fake...

[Dyamba19]

Hilarious, it's for people with a sick sense of humor for sure, but works for me.

[lysergicaddict]

"build it, and go there, and wait" lol

[mrmarlboro80]

Three Words: Nine Eleven Two-ThousandFUN!

[pmarceau]

This is great, This is easily good enough for TV, if they allowed it. A lot of people may not appreciate this kind of humor.

[Shufei]

Well, alot of people are thicker than cow patties on the prairie.

[darkwolf676]

he is so fake when he says"im happy that the subway system and transportation system is directly linked to it

[Alfrulz33]

the ticker is awesome!

Onion rulz

[lisole]

Ok, for all the ppl. paying attention to the comments I'v counted 5, we'll call them clueless just for arguments sake. But 1 is outstanding amidts the pool of ignorance. . .

So heres 2 u -BB10Pilot-Oh master of maladroitness crack open a nice cold bud lite because YOU put the fly in fly by nite opperation!

TooL ;(

[StarWolf08]

i think we should go with al-qaeda's design

[SethRotten]

These videos are like a double-whammy.

First you laugh 'cause the Onion is some of the best satire on the internet. Then you laugh at the comments from people who actually think it's real media-broadcast.

Some people are just plain stupid.

[jasonguyperson]

couldn't have said it better myself

[DefineYourTerms3]

Something sounds fishy here....

[RebuildTwinTowers10]

that guy is planing something:O

[CABALLOTE202]

thats a sick sense of humor. However, still funny!! lol..

[konge92]

that guy is planning something

[dca4ever]

"im happy the subway system and transportation system is directly linked to it". hillarious

[Kenzofeis]

mmm, is ok

[Pitastesgood]

Build it and go there and wait.

[shoeman415]

it should be more colorful and easier to see.

[b0ssdK]

"the president should have an office on the highest of floors..."

hmm i think this al qaeda dude is up to no go, no siree!

[sritger]

LOL...Gotta love the Onion...

[dailydols]

"build it, go there and wait..." LOL

[ProfessorStoney]

Get the OnStar treatment consumers..

This subliminal message brought to you by me xD

[mene1in]

ROFL the Al Qaeda operative is freaking hilarious!

[happytimewhoa]

Lol people in wheel chairs that cannot move quickly

[Andregurp]

it should be bush, silverstien, rothchield, cheney, rummsfeld ectera talking instead of al-queda a phantom enemy

[4B5PR1T20R]

löl

[BB10Pilot]

I agree with Taterfrickintot. Al Queda is planinng another attack of America.

He gives such great ques that the media didn't point out. That it needs to be more visible and the president needs to be on it.

The Freedom Towers will be like 9/11 all over again because we will be making it even more of a target!

This News Channel needs to be banned

[praevius]

I see you've commented on other Onion videos with a lack of knowledge. For your information: it is satire. The Onion is no more a "news channel" as say, Fox News is.

[barrelofmonkeys92]

HAHA! Fox is the worst thing to happen to America since the Vietnam War!

[trakkaton]

Cheney wants to target an US city with a nuclear bomb. You're a little behind the current developements. Perhaps you should check Cheneys contingency plan after a nuclear terrorist act and the bent spear incident on 8/30/07. One nuclear warhead is still unaccount for, according to several reports. The military and CIA can't do all the revolting against the Crazies, you have to join, too!

[spewdaddy12]

you need to be banned....

[baaaaaa123]

OMFG

BB10Pilot, this is the dumbes thing I have EVER read. Shit dude.

[tethfs]

hahahahahah. BB10Pilot you are an amazingly funny man. Hilariously stupid, and amazingly funny.

[cougarrx]

BB10pilot- for fuck sake, I'm really hope you are joking, NOBODY can be that stupid....Jesus

[happytimewhoa]

you do realize that this a joke news network, on the internet only

[squidb8]

Actually you can get the news book in the book store in the humor section. I've got two. Also they put out an atlas, like the CIA information atlases. The atlas is hilarious, it's full of generalizations.

[breeeegs]

this isn't real you moron

[fghtmeun]

I fely so bad laughing at this

[markmarshall39]

was this a real broadcast, if so fuck the arab....

[pwade909]

lol! you are dumb

[markmarshall39]

i guess not, lol, anyway, fuck arabs

[PGSAK]

do america a favor and kill yourself

[calarch78]

Wow, you are truly stupid.

[endate2012]

why not make it out of RUBBER! no really...

[taterfrickintot]

that al-queda was deffinately planning anothere attack and heres my proof right in that vid

he says that it should be more colorful so it is mre visible in clouds and rain-so he whant it to be visible if the attack in carried out on a foggy rainy day

and he sayed the president should be stationed on wone of the higher floors- so he wants the president to sit high up because its easyer to hit the high up points of the tower

[WTCTribute]

Of course!!! I mean, the tower's were easy to see, but in the rain and fog it wasnt. But with the "Freedom tower" (AKA the PUSSY 'we lost, we're losers for not rebuilding' Tower!!) it's made out of glass, thus easy to see, especially when the sun reflects off of it!

[PGSAK]

congrats,

you just pointed out all the jokes in the sketch

go back to listening to dane cook

[melissa8998]

LOL oh my! Thank you for pointing those facts out for me! I thought he was being a friendly terrorist! Now I see the truth! Thank you taterfrickintot.. I see the light

[musichalloffame]

that was so scary/funny to see

[Drummerman521]

Nice, lol, with lots and lots of people, everyone should have their office on the higher floor

[OurBestLife]

islam is beautiful

[crypticlife]

"people in wheel chairs, who cannot move fast"

LOL

And I was in the WTC on 9/11

[WTCTribute]

ya? what building/floor?

[crypticlife]

Tower 2, 88th floor

[amusedbythematerial]

Yeah, maybe this one will be able to withstand multiple jet-liner impacts like the WTC was supposed to when it was constructed. Hurry it up!

[WTCTribute]

It's made out of GLASS! THE THING WONT SURVIVE!! THE PLANE WILL JUST GO THROUGH IT!! Rebuilding the tower's would be good cause then they'd be built to withstand attacks like 9/11

[areawtc]

Obvious ...

[zonezonezone123456]

nice

[ilovejosephriviera]

hahaha and fuck al-qaeda

[GodzillaBoyNY]

FUCK Al-Qaeda