The Octopus Man

[Antiks72]

Octopus man, aka Cthulhu.

[Xzefreeman]

I was from skyrim commentaries... to LoL commentaries... to Fus Ro Dah moments... to RWJ... to holes... too devils pool shit... then finally, i got drunk and got here! FUCK!

[madvlad00]

Sorry mom, can't do my homework tonight. Theres a video of a squid getting handled innapropriately 100 years ago and I have to sort this all out.

[krokoibiza]

stupid man!!!



[coporal4]

Put the damn octopus back in the water. Hell do you idiots have to eat everything. Eat that blowfish and poison yourself

[henpoq]

Thumbs up if you're expecting to see an "Human Octopus"

[katnissevergreen101]

You know, in every old video narrated back in the 1900s I hear a announcer named Ben. O_O

[DontRunWithDaScissor]

@Christiantodd1 Uh, what? I eat meat, and I found this disgusting. If this man caught the octopus and killed it, immediately for food, them there's no problem. It's how he gets food/makes money.

It's the fact that he man handles it, drags it into land, and watchs it struggle to try and get back into the water. How can you get those two sides mixed up?

[brama1969]

Cruel fucking cunt. Too bad an enormous one didn't snatch him.

[MayonR]

@brama1969 I used to catch them all the time in my net when I was commercial fishing. They are good in a pot of beans, mmm. Taste like ham, kind of.

[MoreThenSurvival]

Fuckin terrible. Put the thing back in the water and leave it alone. People are so fuckin disrespectful. Let the thing live. I dont give a shit if you eat it, just fuckin kill it in a humane way. Dont throw it onto fuckin dry land and watch it stuggle to get back to the water

[cobrastar94]

@MoreThenSurvival If I ever caught an octopus, I'd fuckin squeal like a little girl and cut the line. Fuck that, at least fish are stupid.

[baranakin2]

fucking bitch, atteast treat it with some respect.

[m45h3r]

i found this sad :(

[VincentVexler]

YOUR NOT DAVY JONES!!! >:O

[xXxbloodykissesxXx]

I was just disturbed by how he was treating the octopus. That's so cruel. Imagine someone treating you like that...

[jellehaeck]

i dont blame u , there wiked :p

[pokealong1227]

why would youtube recommend this to me?

[wowholyswipe]

eww

[Christiantodd1]

I'm assuming everyone on here that is making a fuss over animal cruelty doesn't eat meat..

[MrLudijak]

@Christiantodd1 Maybe, but I bet they all own new pair of leather boots or nike sneakers made by child laborers ROFL!!

[Timurchin1]

son of shit eat my dick

[Schiiil]

leave it alone:(

[eknz1]

Now search for Octopus Girl

[PGWARNER]

This man was so ignorant. It's good that he's not around anymore to destroy God's creatures.

[74torana]

@PGWARNER ignorant yes, i agree. gods creatures? no, just creatures.

[kato9591]

Sarkastic Idiot!!

[BluTrollPro]

Such a majestic and intelligent creature.. It may be a great meal but atleast treat it with respect.

[mamamama6250]

PINCHE VEJETE VERGA KOMO MEDA PERESA VERLO ESTA REPENDEJO

[deadblood0]

Why don't they have shows like this anymore?

[drdave2468]

i have ink that comes out my dink!

[Berrylaff]

This video is informative and easy to masturbate to.

[olifell]

There should be RATING in the video THUMBNAILS...

[NunoNgMacau]

JUST GO FUCK THAT OCTOPUS

[jib1000]

Where is the violence and torture everyone is talking about???

That animal is completely unharmed.

[fromideaworld]

i want to punch and destroy the bastards face. torturer son of a bitch!

[alkatraz080]

try to imagine how many HUMANS are tortured and killed every day, and you feel sorry for animals!?

[rmgc5]

@alkatraz080

Cos human are more responsible of their own condition (tortured people often become torturers) and cause animals could êrfectly live without humans when humans can't live without animals...

And you're thrue, it's easier

[kidkustom]

That's f*cking disgusting

[GreenPlatypusBaby]

what did i watch and why did my girlfriend send me this?!

[sampdoriano88]

this man is died !

[guntavo10]

2 minutes later a gigant octopus appear and eat the man

[9873459872134234]

And now there's so few fish, crabs, lobsters, octopuses, and other animals that they may never recover and many have already gone extinct.

[NickyAmerica]

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?

[soccerfreak13100]

@NickyAmerica ikr...lol

[ifuckednatalietran]

@NickyAmerica YOU FUCKING GOT HERE BY CLICKING ON THE FUCKING LINK. STOP ASK STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS THAT EVERYONE KNOWS THE ANSWER TO

[pepijndevree]

@NickyAmerica that`s what he said

[emmers57]

Somebody call PETA!!!!!!!!

[ZoLyssAsh]

fuck you



[homodelphinus2]

να δω τωρα πως θα το γουλιασει μπουαχαχαχαχαχα

[deniselatham]

dr.octagonapus

[StephenWhiley]

i thought he was gna pop it on his head :(

[greegarrett1]

@istonehf22lz I simply thought that the comment "oh mighty ant master" was sarcastic. As if you were putting the commenter down because he was attempting to apply humanistic traits to ants. If it was not meant sarcastically, then i apologize. Ants do have nervous systems. it is divided into 2 sections, as like with humans. Theres the ventral nerve cord that runs the length of the body and is responsible for movement. Then there are the sensory nerves in the head, the eyes, mouth ext...

[greegarrett1]

@istonehf22lz he was just making a point moron. If not ants, then spiders, roaches, flies, rats, mice, deer, chicken, turkey, cow, horse, ape, human, there all a form of life.

[NinaxxFire]

Thats A No-No Old Man!!! xD

[b00mr]

where is the fuu.... Octopus Man??

[ion7]

dam i'd love to go back to this era

[theyearofourlordig88]

i once scuba dove and punched the shit out of an octopus for getting in my shit

[TheAthefist]

I wanted to cry when it reached for the water.

[TheFinlandnator]

Tenticle pr0n.

[NWBE4ST]

we have octopuss that live in trees hear in washington .

[AphexxTwin]

Enjoy your sushi!! He was ground up and made into fish sticks and I bet they tasted like fucking manna from heaven. It sucks not to be at the top of the food chain but thats the way it goes.  So many hypocritical posts here its tough to single out just one idiot.

[rafaelcoronel]

Burn in hell old man. Leave the poor animal alone, motherfucker.

[hawaiiankillahulua]

@rafaelcoronel your a looser you fucking weak fuck

[rafaelcoronel]

@hawaiiankillahulua I got your mom in my bad. Get a life asshole.

[hawaiiankillahulua]

@rafaelcoronel ya....im sure you do...big tough guy. lol

[Mlurtom]

0:35 body slam

[7891midnight]

It's true people whine and whine and yet more then likely these people own tons of products that were tested on animals and buy meat processed from factories where animals lived in horrible filthy conditions etc. I try to avoid animal tested products at all costs and buy organic meat etc. I really go out of my way for animals. I'm not saying I liked how the octopus was treated but its still better then how most animals (that are processed for food) are treated today.

[NextLvlProductions]

I'm fucking afraid of octopuses, squids.. and spiders xD

[LGSPTJ]

WTF, do you have a feeling that the octopuss is on your skin?

[randomgeneralrandom]

nice catch old man (Y)

[tomitstube]

don't hate the video, you may not like the content, but it's not the the person sharing the information who should be disparaged.

[Photonzos]

intelligent creatures

[meteorologykid]

@IDontHoldTheTruth arent****

[meteorologykid]

@IDontHoldTheTruth and you sir have no life. animals are meant to die and be tortured...lets see how you like it!!!!

[sask523]

what a cock sucker i hope he died lond time ago

[jordannnn55]

What A Dumbass. . .

[nesstor1891]

@jordannnn55 you still eat them

[Chao5INcarnate]

So not what I expected.... :(

[pepeda3rd]

yummy!

[GalactusNJ]

only time i have to kill octopus is when they get in from outside and start workin towards my coffee grounds

[fjoa123]

poor octopus :C

[SuperJane99]

WHAT is he doing to that poor intelligent creature.

[Neueregel]

yummie

[wanderer94]

talk about dissapointment i was expecting some freal of nature

[superfreakinawesome8]

@wanderer94 hehe sometimes i miss type words to

[BlackIce131]

@wanderer94 I know right :/ Some suction cup arms or something

[EmeraldJEM710]

I never had octopus. Is it good?

[DrLoonatic]

More vegetarian hypocrisy. Hey veg-heads, if you use any of the following products, you contribute to the death of domesticated animals;

Anti-aging cream, medicines, pasta, cake mixes, dyes and inks, adhesives, minerals, plastics, pet food, plant food, photo film, shampoo and conditioner, lamination, wallpaper, plywood, cosmetics, fertilizer, deodorant, gum, candles, detergents, fabric softener, shaving cream, perfume, biodiesel, oils and lubricants, cement, the list goes on for days.

[add1c7i0n]

this guys awesome!

[NinjaManNBK]

everyone commenting- "BAWWWWWWWWWWWW" seriously, this video is from the 50's you should try worrying about your own race being slaughtered everyday by your tax dollars.

[sexiidude225]

the octopus has feelings too...shit

[ReddCoconuts]

So he is evil for playing with his food?

[KodiiKatrina]

THESE OLD CUNTS

[Jorjeca]

60 years have a nice voice

[flauterfli]

Everybody flips out because he's "torturing" an octopus but you'll spray some poison at a colony of ants on a dime, because it's too difficult to see how they spend minutes and minutes writhing in actual pain, suffering as the poison suffocates them and nullifies vital organs. Insects and anything too small and ugly for human beings to sympathize with can be tortured without a second thought, especially if they're "pests" (ants and spiders are extremely vital to the ecosystem, by the way.)

[0live0wire0]

@flauterfli right most people are hypocrites. Plus this octopus is food.

[FiestyCat86]

@flauterfli I don't kill them when they are outside, thats their territory, but in my house is a different story. Ants, while they don't carry diseases, they do walk through some pretty nasty things. I don't really want a bug thats been walking on my toilet walking on my kitchen counters where I make my food. I will say that you are very right though that they are a major part of their ecosystems. They are a great source of protein, and they aerate the soil.

[godgoo1]

@flauterfli

An Octopus never tried to steal my jam though, if an Octopus tried to steal my jam I'd like totally kick it's ass or something.

[geohuete94]

@flauterfli its because how do you know they even feel? insects are waaaay less evolved than animals and the site of this dude handling it like this is just fucked up

[antone32795]

@flauterfli WELL THAN IT LOOKS LIKE WERE GONNA HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO DEVELOPE A NEW ECOSYSTEM!!

[12GaugeNippleRings]

@antone32795 you can't develop a new ecosystem idiot. If the ecosystem ends, then so do we. you're a mega jerk and idiot.

[antone32795]

@12GaugeNippleRings NO DUH YOU DUMB SHIT!!!! WE ARE GONNA DIE AND THAN NEW ANIMALS WILL RISE UP!!! BECUASE THE PLANET HAS SUCH A LARGE AMOUNT OF BIO DIVERSITY

[ArmoredSquash]

@flauterfli Mosquitoes can go to Hell.

[thebakerman1]

@flauterfli You hit it perfectly there - and it's the truth, too. People who whine about stuff like this are just as bad as those they bitch so much about, as THEY do every bit as much so-called abuse & torture as anyone ever did in the world. It's just that THEY don't view it that way.

Humans are just a bunch of hypocrites who rationalize shit merely because they *think* of something differently than others do. I the end they're all the same, plain and simple.

[zezimaowner123]

@flauterfli Don't assume everyone is like that.

[TheOneAndOnlyMichel]

@flauterfli i don't even kill mosquitos

[FBFTheRagingWarrior]

@flauterfli Thats why i don't kill them. People that think its good to kill one thing and bad another are just ignorant.

[pachirisuforeva]

@flauterfli

I enjoy giving ants free sugar and letting spiders chill at my place when it's too cold outside for them. <3

Sympathy for all! :D

[LOVESooMOTERCYCLES]

@flauterfli

fucking vegatarian no one cares about fucking ants you stupid cunt oh no the pore lil ant is dyeing boohoo compared to the dying species of octopus. im pretty sure ants will be around much longer annoying the fuck out of me than somthing most people never get to truly see i being a diver actully knows what it means to see one in the wild and it is far more magical than an ant chewing at my house

[B3t4t35t3r]

@flauterfli Oh my gosh, I never really thought about that your way. Now I feel horrible about myself Q_Q

Not that I use insectides... But I once squeezed the life out of a slug with a large stick. I saw orange goo-like substances fly right out of any opening... Now I feel like killing myself...

[711nong]

@flauterfli Excellent reasoning. We humans can be very judgmental. I'm certain that an ant is equally conscious of it's existence and surroundings as we are and would suffer the agony of realizing it's life is about to end having no power to change it, which is terrible to think about happening to millions of them all over the world going through that at any given second. But they don't have a central nervous system and don't feel physical pain, at least not nearly in the same way.

[marekiller8]

@flauterfli Actually, I don't kill ants either, nor any animal that can suffer in any manner (or any animal at all). This guy needs to stop messing with the sea's bountiful, beautiful life. So glorious, so respect-demanding, yet so degraded by the vile wickedness inherent in all man.

[Nickelskov]

@marekiller8 I'm sorry, i thought we as the Neanderthal-Human species were Omnivores, meaning we eat animals, and plants.

Deal with it.

[marekiller8]

@Nickelskov Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. Ha. Haha. You thought your response was well thought out. Well, I don't see many Neanderthals around, so maybe you could've simply said humans, but you wanted to sound all scientific and complicated. It didn't really work... You choose whether you are an omnivore, carnivore, or herbivore/frugivore by means of what you eat. And if you meant we are naturally omnivores, VERMIFORM APPENDIX TEETH SHAPE NATURAL INABILITY BLABLABLA... Deal with THAT.

[Nickelskov]

@marekiller8 We require 21 Amino Acids, you know what they are? The things which transcript into proteins vital for almost every function in our body. Eating animals we can get all 21 of these essential Amino Acids, but we also need plants as we get 14 of the Amino Acids in high doses from them, but the other 7/(8 if you want to include another one, but its not as essential) are in higher doses in plants. Omnivore is our most natural state, and is the best for your body overall.

[marekiller8]

@Nickelskov Sorry if I was being rude; I was just retaliating. But anyways, this is one of the most obvious points you can make against meat-eating. It is definitely unhealthier than vegetarianism. All meat has the same high ratio of LCD (harmful) cholesterol, fat, and many other things in bulk, many hazardous to health. Meat-eaters are exposed to over 400 more diseases and health problems than vegetarians, and just to put the cherry on the vegan cake, they live an average of 5 years less.

[Nickelskov]

@marekiller8 Diseases coming from meat are caused by uncooked meat, mainly steak. Medium Rare etc etc all have the chance of having disease in them, but people still eat them.

I'm not saying only Meat Eaters, but people that eat both Meat and Fruits/Veges live the longest healthiest lives, Cholestrol and many forms of fat are not dangerous to your health, in high doses they are. And if you eat things such as Mcdonalds constantly then yes, it is bad for your health.

[marekiller8]

@Nickelskov When I say meat-eaters I am talking about anyone who eats meat, not explicitly; just eating it at all. Diseases are caused by all meat, cooked or uncooked. Meat even gives you a degree of cancer risk. The fact that raw meat gives an even greater risk of disease proves meat is not naturally supposed to be consumed by humans, as things we are naturally acclimated to don't need to be burned to be edible. LCD cholesterol IS harmful, along with many of the numerous fats found in meat.

[Nickelskov]

@marekiller8 No, you are heavily wrong. There a thousands more edible plants which have extremely high risks of cancer. The thing in meat which shows to cause cancer at an incredibly low rate is Sodium Nitrate, it has been used for over 100 years to help preserve meat. We are naturally built to eat meat because we require important nutrients in it, we have been eating meat for thousands of years. We are also naturally not meant to grow past the age of 35 (At the maximum)

[marekiller8]

@Nickelskov We don't REQUIRE anything in meat. It is all simply beneficial, and even so apparently not worth the risks, seeing as the lifespan is shortened pretty drastically. The things you are talking about are vitamin B-12 and Carnosine. These are the only beneficial supplements found in meat that are not found in plants. However, they are just that: beneficial. If I found a magical fruit that could cure your eyesight, would you call it a requirement or a beneficial supplement? continued...

[marekiller8]

@Nickelskov cotinued... It would help you, sure, but its not something you NEED. I define necessary supplements by the things required for proper function of primary organs (basically things that will be necessary for survival). Vitamin B-12 can be found in supplements, though, and I happen to take them myself. Note that all the ingredients are actually chemically derived or plant-derived (most the latter). Surely you can agree that plants carry much less risk. Props for doing your research.

[cecopiteco]

@flauterfli  please stop justify violence on aminals.. you sound like these "plants have feelings too, let's slsughter cows"

[Wartakles]

@flauterfli Just so you understand why everybody's flipping out: Octopi have extremely evolved nervous systems and thus distinctive feelings - insects in general don't, as far as we know atm..

[HelpMyFellowPeople]

@flauterfli yeah you are right. I think any form of torture unless done to a deserving human, is wrong.

[Jaxson0023]

@flauterfli i don't give 2 poops about how valuable spiders are to the ecosystem. KILL 'EM ALL WITH FIRE!

[rmgc5]

@flauterfli

The difference is that the octopus has some chances to be more intelligent than this nice but stupid looking guy!

The ants not -but some collective intelligence that make you anable to kill the colony

[TheGarcia350]

Allah knows all and sees all. he also knows the place for cruelty and other transgressions. sure it may be food for some, but if it is, haven't those been taught not to play with their food? i stand strong.

[andtheyare]

hahahahahah

[matpopadapolis]

its just a piece of food, not like its a white guy, who cares?

[BlackIce131]

I could have eaten that thank you

[SaveusOrton1122]

Does he have to throw it around like that?

Jeez, poor thing :(

[Samtheawesomelol]

at least we know those we're killed humanely and not tortured like this poor octopus.

[Timberbreak1]

I wanna do the same with this guy...first rip off his Arms and legs -.-"

[MrHUDDAKNIC]

I can understand fishing for these creatures, but the torture he was putting them was uncalled for.

[akgah]

hey relax people, maybe the octopus tried to rush him and get him. When the guy won a journalist happened to walk up and he was like "Dood, look at dis octopus".

Just saying

[anonwillprevail247]

D= WTF? what a jerk!

[gilbert1camacho]

ahhh! The good 'ol days hahahah!

[tmriddle2]

you wanna see an octopus starving and suffocating to death on land? yeah! that'll be a sight! TOTAL ANIMAL ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! i love octopuses so much they are beyond my favorite animal they are my favorite being of life and they surpass god himself.

[tmriddle2]

leaving a dying animal to starve on a beach for the "entertainment" of millions. that is such bull you mother fucking shitty dick headed ass faces!

[TheWigglesMan2000]

i wonder how many people thought this was going to be about a man with 8 legs

[abcman]

@TheWigglesMan2000 : me

[qwtrerry]

@TheWigglesMan2000 i thought it was gonna be about a man tht looks like an octopus

[liveup5]

I'm sure this crusty old dick sock is long dead. Hopefully from a very painful cancer that spread through out his entire body. I would of loved to have taken his wrinkled marble sack, twisted it around about 10 times and then tore it off like he did with the poor octopus' suction cups. Then,shove them in his mouth and blow both his knee caps off. Punishment perfection.

[Triple777ER]

@liveup5 Well said dear sir.

[0live0wire0]

@liveup5 you're a malicious little man and he's just a fisherman. Besides who are you to judge him?

[nilsmikal]

just food...

[cherryblossem6577]

that poor octopus.. :(

[monilovekitty]

This is so crazy!?!?!

[klonijn]

I don't know who's more retarded, the fisherman or the makers of this 'journalistic' crap.

[SongCovererS]

LOL,his probably dead now

[CarlOwnsn00bs]

Nice 

[nohutpilav]

i wanna kill this son of bitch

[melgklein]

idiota, imbecil. torturador de animais do inferno.

[simonfeakes]

man it would be great if the octopus got stuck on his bastard head and suffocated him

[mrcorpsman123]

mmmmm octopus salad with tomato onion and cilantro, oil vinegar and crackers mmmmmm

[ViscOnWoW]

commentator: Hey Ben why don't you show us how to handle the octupus and put it on your head to demonstrate the suction

Ben: sure thing.

R.I.P BEN

[wesker1718]

@ToysForMurder It was his job

[vidoq19]

americans are stuipd rednecks

[wesker1718]

@vidoq19 Why don't you to america and say that bitch.

[vidoq19]

@wesker1718 because i don't want to meat stupid assholes like you and generally speaking 90% of other americans. except from doctors, lawyers and engineers, most of americans are more stupid than the law admits!

[wesker1718]

@vidoq19 First of all it's "meet" retard. second you are just a pussy. I don't know where you get your little percentages at but that is way off. It's not a countries fault it's the person. Where ever you're from I think it's making them look a little shitty right now. I'll tell you right I maybe from the Texas, but I am not a fuckin' REDNECK, and I'm not a pussy like your bitch ass. I'm not going to make you say "your sorry" or like America, I am going to tell you to get you facts straight.

[wesker1718]

@vidoq19 Get them straight before you talk shit on another country. You know nothing you stupid little bitch. America is the best country in the world.

[vidoq19]

@wesker1718 You are completly wrong. Japan is the best country in the world, with the smartest and civilised people. America is full of niggers and crooks that can be called animals better than humans.

[drowzo13]

@vidoq19 dude, i don't generaly flame, but STFU and keep to your country

[wesker1718]

@vidoq19 Wow, racist much? I lived Japan before I know great it is.

[firered146]

@vidoq19 suck my balls chenk(which is an insult to you mother fucker) we wil just blow you up little piece of shit go suck a dick like your mom did

[drowzo13]

you guys have to understand it was a different time and that was acceptable. He wasn't doing any wrong by the standards that were in place. not saying it's right, but he ain't an asshole for doing his job

[wesker1718]

@drowzo13 Damn right, I can't stand the idiots for damning him for doing his job.

[lbomb8]

imagine this shit being on tv today?! ahh hahahaha.

[WaxingRadiance]

@lbomb8 you would never see anything this informative nowadays. It has gotten much worse!!

[izzyvulaca]

coooooolll =)

[kai7676]

Maybe we should hold him under water, constantly tipping him upside down, and poke stick in his ears.

[Helenabonhamcarter97]

do octopusses have brains?

[ColdCypher]

@Helenabonhamcarter97 You obviously dont have one.

[fede2410]

bastardo!!!

[SuperDylan623]

@fede2410 ezio =D how are your assassinos