Trick or Treat

[Colllegehumorful]

They use the joke its "5;30 somewhere. Its 5:30 here" in another episode coffee shop, like if you realized that!

[HoLyEtHaN1]

@Colllegehumorful they use the same quotes in alot of videos. dinner tonight, i made out with my nephew at a houseparty etc

[WeenieHutJr06]

Yea, and did Willie Wonka sayeth unto his Umpa Loompa's, "Chomp chomp, Bitch!"

[xxcutlechickxx]

0:48 Omg Favorite Part!

[Bombermon12]

I live in Allentown, PA. My.life.is.complete.

[bilchionair99]

i was going 90 in a zero...

[TheSpecialsauce96]

The thumbnail made me lOl

[EhhDoe94]

How does amir get all of this money that he's always wasting

[alicevinhanh]

i cracked up at the dress

[causemtvsaidso93]

If he's from Allentown, he probably does marching band.

[tonystark159357]

they have school at 5.30 pm???

[jordanpolyak]

Fuck Old Spice. Never using it now.

[pierefon]

Oh sheesh ya'll, Trick or Treat!

[drumArthur]

Wasnt Amir angry when Jake posted a pic of Amir himself in a girl's dress on the refrigerator?

[hadje97]

0:53 redinkidonkey*

[TheGuitarHendrix]

A 720p video!!!!!!

what is this???

[Hany8369]

Jake is very smart !!!

[ianj30]

Jake didn't need to paste amirs head on a little bo peep picture if amir already dressed as her!! WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY

[jetsupers]

i want to feed Amir cheese

[becahawks77]

hey! i live near allentown PA!!!

[Robert64ish]

Im not sure if Amir has some sort of mental disability, or he just acts like this all the time.

[BreyoNetwork]

laundry day

[super4chicken]

SCREW YOU COLLEGE HUMOR. IM GOING TO BED

[FunnyMohawk]

Just Realised the dress is backwards.... -_- (the collar)

[briloveskidrauhl]

luv the dress

[BlackandRedization]

Willy Wonka so said that

[funnywhiteroots]

"Chomp chomp, bitch" - Willie Wonka.

[Y2Jrizali792]

There is no 1:52

[Benjoematic]

willy wonka never said that...

[Travo998]

who was washing a firemans helmet lol

[Winterisawsome]

chomp chomp BITCH!!

[gm7809]

Allentown,pa u talking about SlyFoxHound ure the bitch

[Joeman724]

im seriously addicted to this show and ive been watching it for the past 4 hrs. HELP! 

[princejohnneyfan]

CHOMP CHOMP, BITCH!

[TheBizarreBurrito]

ALLENTOWN SHOUTOUT = WINNING!

[CutexChi]

hahahah!!!! i love how he says steal really loud and then says shit in a low tone!! ROFL!!!

[Poofynut]

CHOMP CHOMP BA CHEWY CHOMP!

[WillyDudemanguyPalms]

I wont tell on you amir

[mooremusic98]

LOL i just watched the vest episode where jake uses laundry day as an excuse for his vest ;p

[123lightingman]

It was a slippery slope..

[TheMohanad999]

@cannibalsrcul you really really really need a life

[dacrownedcookie]

"You've just been diagnosed with being a bitch." I just fell out of my freaking chair laughing o.O

[MagyxSmurf]

i have the same dress

[MultiKee10]

@MagyxSmurf Cool story bro

[Stinoism]

@MagyxSmurf i hope ur not a guy

[XLUpLoaderXL]

@MagyxSmurf really? i got the same hat....

[dafuzzyguitar]

i should probably go to class now...

[itswillperkins]

Chomp. Chomp.

[xBEDIx]

chomp chomp BITCH whatttt???!

[MonkeyXSilly]

Haha Jake and Amir are so funny You cat steal clothes haha * choking on chips* Helllllllllllllllppppppppppppp­pp mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Must turn on another amir video . dies* 5 hours later Mother* OH GOD MY SON AND HAS WATCHING THIS WHILE HES DEAD *turns off* TURN THAT BACK ON BITCH

[africandude1]

@khelhendry they mention it a lot actually. In the borrows they work for college humor same as real life.

[WizKidFB]

hahaha 1:44 amir started laughing lol

[minniemouse482]

Is amir annoying in real life or do u guys just act it out

[thetitansrock]

@minniemouse482 Wow. I just lost my faith in humanity.

[minniemouse482]

@thetitansrock Hahaha lol

[khelhendry]

with all the videos of these guys.. did anybody thought "what work/job are they really doing in every scene??"

[mynameisjp123]

Why is it so hard to click the like button in the new youtube (I'm not trying to get you to like this comment).

[MrImshort]

Chomp chomp bitch

[unanomous67]

i fucking love these videos

[MrKapman45]

where are the Ardvarks?

[bimirl]

looks a lot like the bo-peep outfit Amir was gonna kill himself over...

[SomRandomDude27]

"If you look under ___,be prepared to s____"......that sign on amir's desk frightens me.

[holyapple261]

so glad finals are over. no guilt

[tycap23]

Anyone else watching these instead of studying for finals? No? Just me? okay then....

[xXSkatergirl1]

He look's purdyyy in a dress.....

[TheMohanad999]

@cannibalsrcul you.. must.. have.. a.. life.. nurd

[ryansmuc]

@TheMohanad999 learn to spell

[cannibalsrcul]

@TheMohanad999 *nerd

[omnomusic]

I can't believe I haven't worn my identical Dorothy costume yet.

[HastingsJosh]

CHOMP CHOMP BITCH

[bastydodd]

chomp chomp BITCH

[LALAtheMARKHAM]

press 8 over and over hehe jakes face :D

[MrSonicfan100001]

man amir is so dumb XD 

[thatguythere10]

HOW ARE THERE SPAM ADVERTS ON THE RIGHT?!

[LSFATV]

it's ridiculous how genius jake and amir is

[HeliumTunes]

Stop having ads on mobile vids

[Cwpowley]

Press 3 for little shits

[MyOhMyitsme1]

"Who was washing a fire man's helmet?"

"You gotta promise not to tell on me, man."

LOL

[VoldemortOwnsAll]

lol, jake has night vision goggles behind him

[Koyuchi]

LOL! willy freaking wonka

[SloBroVlog]

Chomp chomp bitch!

[AHgeesmee]

Isn't there a picture of Amir wearing this in an earlier video? The one where he tried to commit suicide?

[Destinyman50]

0:48 is my ringtone. My phone once went off during a test. It was terrifying and hilarious at the same time.

[incognitoatmosphere]

@Destinyman50 hey how did u get that ringtone

[Destinyman50]

@incognitoatmosphere Just recorded it, not the best quality but still worth it.

[Lizziepoo12]

@Destinyman50 fully making 0:48 my ringtone now too :P LMFAO you're a winner.

[destddub]

@Destinyman50 hahaha whats the song called? im in need of a new ringtone..... hehe

[mattmaggot95]

Im from PA!!! Reading :) so close to Allentown

[block987]

CHOMP CHOMP BITCH!! best line ever

[SaiMoNx8]

Are those MW 2 limited edition night vision googles with John ''Soap'' Mactavish headsculpt behind jake !?!

[SamJamRic]

CHOMP CHOMP BITCH! willy wonka never said that... xD

[TheReckoner007]

Amir can't help but crack a smile on that last chomp chomp

[metalomarvel123]

0:11 night vision goggles I have those 

[AerosOnfire22]

YEA IM FROM ALLENTOWN PA

[kejiaen]

lol streeter's phantom costume in the back XD

[FatHedgie]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE ^^

[reddarktobi]

Hu hu hu happy halloween!

[PouyPouyan]

Who saw the Amir puppet at 1:10? :)

[PogieJoe]

Haha Amir once said he didn't want to be known as the guy in the lil Bo Peep outfit. Well...

[123bensta]

Lol that was sooo funny

I'm still confused tho

[camerabox1]

i'm a douche :D

[stoneyjonez]

allentown, pa!

[18104allentown]

Woop Woop for allentown PA

[kountPHERLOCKula]

i like when he he said "steal shit" he said "steal" so loudly and whispered "shit"

perfect reason why jake and amir is a genius show. they have all the blatantly funny shit that makes ppl laugh, and then they have the little things hidden within the skit that you have to think about for a second in order to notice them.

[tomfoolery58]

great now i have to find @jacolina92

[ok2431]

Now i know what is Amir wearing at home alone..

[KevinC1012]

Where are these guys? In allentown?

[looseurself513]

chomp chomp BITCH

[IAmSuperMegaBored]

0_o I live in Allentown Pennsylvania

[cannibalsrcul]

must... stop... watching... Jake... and... Amir

[DwA1T5]

@cannibalsrcul its easy remember collegehumors old vids.

[summerbarbie07]

im like willy fricken wonka man

you dont no who willy wonka is do you? LOLZ

and also 0:48 is so funny!

i was in french class and this comic said chomp chomp and i was laughing so had people thought I was like weird.. LOL

[mooisevil]

@summerbarbie07 lol you are weird :P

[summerbarbie07]

@mooisevil you dont no me so dont skip to conclusions please.

[mooisevil]

@summerbarbie07 lol awesome!

[summerbarbie07]

@mooisevil k ;P

<3 LOL

[mooisevil]

@summerbarbie07 :) silly person



[summerbarbie07]

@mooisevil thanks! <3 :)

[summerbarbie07]

sending out my minions to do "the durty work" LOL

[CaniBiteyouu]

i came to youtube to look at a certain video... and i cant stop clicking more collegehumor!! ahhhh!

[SuperUltraNinja1]

Sometimes i just feel sorry for amir

[TheBlightning]

i bet i cant get 7 thumbs ups

[MRuchita]

@TheBlightning well you win you bet right

[iMakeBIGmoneyy]

im like willy wonka bitch!

[shokomoko123]

The statement above is false

[colooizawesome]

Download the Page Rag... - NO!

[BereaverBand]

who the hell says 'dirty work' at 0:18?

[YDfilms]

hahah press pause then 2 ,7 3 4

[MySlimey]

Chomp Chomp BITCH! LOL

[Flippinflopperstein]

Its 5:30 right now

[zinger5453]

right before he says chomp the second time he almost laughs 1:41

[samspumpkin]

CHOMP CHOMP BITCH!

[smokejc]

0:48 is hilarious.

[samspumpkin]

@smokejc

Loved it too!

[faakid]

@smokejc Which part isn't???

[TheBobby1bobby1]

@smokejc Chomp Chump Bitch lol

[ShannieLovesZeeEarth]

@smokejc Why is ;048 funny like on many vids of theirs like explataion

[Dsan10s]

jake has a 5x5 rubiks cube in the beginning?

he couldn't even solve the 3x3...

[billiejoe21JOS]

@Dsan10s actually there's a jake and amir video where amir can solve rubiks cubes

[Dsan10s]

@billiejoe21JOS i know but the 5x5 is on jakes desk and in the episode ur talking about amir solved the cube

so what im saying is if jake couldnt solve the 3x3 why does he have a 5x5 lol

[billiejoe21JOS]

@Dsan10s in the beginning he's probably looking for a video on how to solve a 5x5 Rubik's cube =)

[Dsan10s]

@billiejoe21JOS lolz very possible

[GOTHICDARKRAI]

@pinkygirl113 yeah, except one 129,000,000 times worse! Actually, better, sorry, Mr. Amir Wonka

[INFR4SLIV3R]

r u guys in new jersey?

[ciamonster]

@INFR4SLIV3R nah they're in new york

[evev146]

could switching to geico save you 15% or more on car insurance? did you just read this in my voice?

[ClaireDawson10]

@akamola15 he looks stylin'.

[akamola15]

Am I the only one who thinks Amir is really working that dress ??

[worthy0ne]

Can jake be genuinely nice for one episode

[camobeast100]

@worthy0ne He's usually nice. He's just scrutinizing Amir's actions.

[AlexZwier7]

@easytoruhmember

Hahahahaha

[bmxjoe100]

@conservativetalker <- What he said...

[KEOO8]

mw2 nv goggles in background

[e9JTu]

For some reason I find Jake's character more annoying, he's overly judgmental and in a lot of the videos is a complete douche.

[TheBlondeNation]

They need more Jake and Amirs!!

[bittersweetsymfny]

After I watched Amir and Streeter's prank wars, I realized how annoying the REAL Amir is and how much I hate him.

Well, if you're a Jake and Amir fan, don't watch the pranking videos.

It will ruin J&A for you...

[jaceo187]

dude FUCK I LIVEIN ALLENTOWN

[treehugger898]

anybody want to explain to me what conservativetalker's comment means and why it has 9 thumbs up...that would be appreciated thanksssss

[xrewnd]

CHOMP CHOMP BITCH!!!

[SimplyyBeca]

Everyday I wake up.... Jake&Amir Breakfast Jake&Amir Lunch Jake&Amir Dinner Jake&Amir Sleep Dream about watching Jake&Amir when I wake up. You can say Im kinda sorta addicted . :/

[playdoh1997]

I really want a friend like Amir!

[Okram49]

Not only are their ads. But it's the shitty new Old Spice ads -.- I miss the old Old Spice guy :(

[jaleen191919]

@Okram49 If you have Google Chrome, you can enable their ad blocker. it even blocks Youtube ads

[stylezofom]

pretend this is a really clever comment about how i can't stop watching these videos