If.... I'm Like a Tiger (1968)

[Indigokitteh]

LOL dull request for sugar...TRIES TO KISS HER AND SHE SMACKS HIM IN THE FACE...dull sigh while he plops a heap of sugar in...

[dontforget2bthewayur]

No idea why, but the chick reminded me SO MUCH of Bjork O.o

...and Malcolm McDowell is incredibly hot.

[16tenterden]

The girl reminded me of Sandy Shaw. (If) was way ahead of it's time, it was released as two seperate dates in the UK. It's first release was slightly disappointing. The film acquired a larger audience through word of mouth on it's second wave. The B&W secquences were thought of as arty for the day, but the film company had a tight budget and used the lesser expensive film stock, it worked. A classic film from the 60s.

[Hellishcrusade]

My Pubescant Nemesis. Oh ..and Girl On A Motorcycle, of course.

[jackal59]

As someone commented on an earlier posting of this - "After watching this, I've decided that I like tigers, too."

[cwwiss1]

classic power struggle between a man and a woman to see who'll be on top..

[cwwiss1]

they never paid!

[LeWaterDrinker]

@cwwiss1 Who cares? they tigered around and it was cool.

[cwwiss1]

his coffee must be cold by now..

[cwwiss1]

his tea must be cold by now..

[oasisgirl1978]

yummmmm...mm is sumin 2 snack on

[JANXDPDX]

Malcolm's commentary on the dvd about this scene is great. I recommend it all

[ProfoundComedyStudio]

I think she is supposed to be Satan. Great movie.

[3890015420]

With Malcolm " No sex, we' re English" is a wrong title

[tsunchoo]

brilliant

[SatchmoSings]

I was in love with Christine Noonan; one of my first movie crushes.

Frankly, it seems that 1968 was only yesterday . . .

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

Sugar? More like give daddy some sugar lolz

[PianoSaraTimBurton]

What the hell was that about?!?!! XD!

[schizoidboy]

Now that is inventive... Need to see more of something like that now days.

[3890015420]

I' m a "quiet" woman, but this is one of those scenes( like the coffee one in O lucky man, A clockwork orange and more) where Malcolm is so irresistible!

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

@3890015420 men just don't know how to flirt these days

[mianic06]

this scene is one of my all time favs...such obsession,such inspiration...."my eyes gets bigger and bigger...",when i see this,love it...thx

[effiekerasaki]

0:52 the way he says BLACK... AH !!!

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

@effiekerasaki that made me laugh too

[oasisgirl1978]

i love his face at 1:39, naughty boy wants more!

[YesYouKnowYourStuff]

2 coffees £2 .95

each that's £5.90

Please.

.

[oasisgirl1978]

YUMMM

[KNSweetness]

i love how malcolm actually had a crush on this girl but she refused to go out with him not even for coffee!! so he told Lindsey Andersen the director if the scene was naked XD haha and malcolm never saw one inch of her because he wanted to be a gentlemen and he was bashful ^_^ i love him X)

[juande92sk]

best part of the movie

[cythera431]

simply wonderful...

[Terentilka0]

Really like Clockwork O. :-) ... 

[oasisgirl1978]

omfg i wish i was her...i wudve slapped him yes, and kissed him back...and i wudve been the head lioness & wudve taken him...oh,em, apart!

[wheeler1200]

Seduction, love and sex sometimes walks thru winding and savage paths, even though most of people think just about its sweet or romantic side. That's why this scene is so important, it reveals how such voracity can be so poetic, pleasant, true and natural.

[cythera431]

superb.

[Drooo100]

Wish my girlfriend would do that occasionally...and I'm not talking about making a cup of tea lol...! Excellent scene from an excellent film.  Thanks for posting.

[AndreaXy88]

scena stupenda....arrggg

[angrylittlegirl]

What an absolutely PERFECT scene!

[terratrema]

Wonderful scene from a brilliant film.

But you shouldn't have cut the little bike ride from the end.

[SteffanLlwyd]

Captures life in a Welsh private school perfectly too.... When this fim was screened there (on a Saturday night) we understood it completely.

[psuravens37]

She is Satan. I am sure of it. It makes so much sense.

[MichaelTravis3]

We spent a long time working out the precise location of the Packhorse Cafe. Then we found it. It's no longer there, of course - there's a forecourt, a petrol station and, behind, a business park. But it was magic, all the same. (We thought of re-enacting, but we were a bit old for that!)

[chocolategirlx]

1:12 Malcoms smile :D

[aleksavortis]

I love this movie. I remember watching an interview with Malcolm talking about this scene. When he kissed her he actually made painful contact with her face, so the slap and look of contempt was actually very real.

[susylinn]

Just stumbled on this. I was 12 I think, saw it in London, floored me. We bought the Missa Luba album and listened to it endlessly.

[doublemandala]

I'd hit it...

[spyhinken]

Very odd scene

[tempelton]

Breathtaking stuff. But why cut out the beautiful motorbike scene?

[tempelton]

Breathtaking stuff.

[ingridflewaway]

this is one of my favourite scenes in cinema of ALL time.

its sex but better than on screen sex because it has a poetic element to it making it interesting and different and as cheesey as it sounds beautifuly animalistic and random and violent.

i love lindsay anderson. oh and i also love malcolm,its beyond obsession. ive watched this movie about 15 times.

[grandmarquisinspace]

nice!

[rivale8]

Mine two. Beautifully, violently sexual animal sensual

[rivale8]

Mine two. So wonderfully violently sexual

[rivale8]

Mine too : extremely violently sensual

[Nutemero]

I Like it.

[battaglibbb]

where i can see the movie ¿?¿??¿

[torie89]

malcom mcdowell is so sexy

[Zimbrabim]

My favourite is still the "Drawer Scene", but this is the most memorable of the black-and-white ones. :-)

Christine Noonan, RIP :-(

[cheaptalk9]

look at my eyes.

[BenChurchUK]

A great scene and the song is awesome.

[mttheww]

not a great movie, but this scene is dope.

[KellyGreen5555]

@mttheww "If..." is a bloody masterpiece.

[limeyroxy]

best scene from the best movie ever made

[myinternetromance]

i'll take that sugar anytime..

[chocolategirlx]

1:12

beautiful smile

[Hemulen40]

Classic ! + classy soundtrack .

[alartandy]

Malcolm McDowell came up with the nudity idea in the scene and pitched it to Lindsay Anderson, who naturally went along with it.

[thefuckheadsgalore]

one of my favourite scenes, ever

[sharona1981]

Just...epic. Love this movie.

[carlmhbarenbrug]

Such a fantastic scene.

[bikerhotelharz]

Outstanding, thanks for posting!

[churchy99]

I love the way Malcolm MacDowell simply says "black" but you just know what he wants to do with the girl. This scene is great!

[IKnowitAllYeah]

I will always remember this.. as a maybe 12yr old.. it has stuck in my mind.. and well.. need I say more.. LOVE Malcolm by the way... sO ANIMAL

[Nederlanden89]

favourite scene in the movie. very epic.

[babygirl41527]

Isn't it ironic how he says, "Sugar?" then grabs her and gives her . . . sugar?

LOL :)

[ninjagirl77]

I've never even seen this movie but I have to say 3:07-4:03 was probably the coolest scene I've ever witnessed.

thanks :)

[churchy99]

If you haven't seen it - SEE IT NOW! Its great

[felliscorbrick]

AH, the test of wits and will of the male and female speciman

[dollydot123]

I love this scene, so surreal, uncanny, sublime. My favoiurite one in the film. Can't imagine any other actors in the role either. Christine Noonan and Malcolm McDowell just make it work.

Thankyou, ACOFan! ;) xx

[MaggiesRevenge]

Looove Christine Noonan! What a beauty.

[WiktorWillow]

one of my favorite scenes of the entire movie. If not my favorite.

[ACOFan19]

I know, I just love it.. it's probably my favourite too.. :P

[littleniyah]

@ACOFan19 I love it, please can't you upload more???

[jhonwanegasey]

@WiktorWillow she hase nice tits

[toxicavenger12]

gah spectacular!!love this!!malcolm mcdowell is magnificentthank you so much i love this scene.jeez dont u ever wish u could have lived around hose eras.they just dont movies like they did back in the days.

[ACOFan19]

Me too, and no problem.. glad to hear you like it too. Yeah, it's a dream of mine actually.. lol.. I would have loved to live in the 60s or 70s.. some time a few decades ago. And they definitely don't make movies like this.. and definitely no directors around like Lindsay Anderson either.

[toxicavenger12]

wow i had alot of typos but i was so excited when i typed that lol.thanks again.

its a definate dream of mine too.people were more respective then they are today.

[ACOFan19]

Haha.. that's okay, I understood you fine.. XD and no problem.

Yeah, I know what you mean.. but I guess living now we can atleast appreciate what things used to be like..

[toxicavenger12]

couldnt agree more and thanks!!lol.:P

[ACOFan19]

lol.. no problem at all.

[GrungieGirl87]

really beautiful scene, extraordinary actor, i love if.. i think it's one of the best movies ever!

[ACOFan19]

I agree, I watch this one over and over sometimes.. and an awesome movie. One of my favourites too. :) I love anything with Malcolm in it.

[yoyoitscorry]

OMFG> Malcolm Mcdowell movie. Must see. lmaoo. I've only seen him in ACO.

well cooleo. thanks for posting this brah, (:.

[ACOFan19]

Yeah, you really should, it's an awesome movie. He's good in so many movies, although my favourite will always be ACO for sure. :)

And no problem. :)