Wow, you're the first person that's asked me that in over four years of YouTubery. Yow, 100+ videos later, FINALLY someone asks me. Thank you very much, madame!
Yes. Yes, I am. Anyone that drinks it is perfectly all right by me, but it's not my cup of choice non-caffeinated beverage.
@HomeStarRunnerTron Ah! that's so exciting! I have really wanted to talk to you after seeing your dance to Upular and I love watching a brief and biased history of coffee. Also do you know where your mission is going to be? Elder Sky! That'll be so cool! Hopefully you come to my door! I would be so happy!
It's obvious that some people wont get or like this sort of humour. I kind of find this funny. And it's nice to see someone unashamedly be themselves on Youtube. The dude is obviously smart too.
I guess, is an A+ a good grade? My overachiever friends from the private school I went to fail to think it is. They just think A+ is acceptable. *cracks up* Nothing else could possibly be up-to-par but that they get an A+. A stands for average to them. Considering I didn't always get such "average" grades, I tend to rank my above-average success according to how much people laugh when watching it.
You're absolutely correct. *grins* Congrats on being only the second person in two years to notice that! At this point in my life, I had no idea what CONTIGUOUS really meant-- I just felt like saying it as a cross-reference to one of my favorite bands, Tally Hall. Quite a d'oof on my part, really.
I've watched 2 vids both funny(I mean really hilarious) especially this one its all in ones sense of humor and to hate on someone is to hate ones "self"(environment)
@abc123 I thought girls like charismatic funny guys, if not... Well I digress.. lo ( I still don't know what that really means)
yo dude u do no justice for fighting any substance you act like a fucking retard if being sober makes people act liek your dumb ass im glad i smoke weed
Yowzah-- you're the absolute ONLY person to realize what I was ref'rencing. Particle Man and Istanbul (Not Constantinople) are two songs that I sang daily to help me get through 8th Grade. It brings me unfathomable joy to know someone caught it without me tellin'. And thank you so VERY much. *grins* I really do enjoy voice acting for my own work. And SOME DAY. SOME WAY, I shall apply my voice for real.
My mother gave birth to me the usual way. What, you and all you bird-man hybrids hatching from eggs, acting all "holier than thou" in the face of us man-man hybrids...
Oh. You meant the other thing.
I'd rather not go through with that sort of commitment as of this point in my life, which is adolescence. Which should have nothing to do with having babies. In eggs or not.
@HomeStarRunnerTron if you think im going to read all that , you are damn wrong kid o . But when you get a chance ask your mom if its to late for an abortion.
The worst part is I was actually stuttering for the first 8 or so seconds of that. Then I just decided it was too genuinely hilarious, so I just went with the power and force of that stutter. D'ah, well, if the Scatman can do it, so can I.
Your just the man. Doing what you want and just giving intelligent and pleasant responses to people. Also I have a question young sir; I would like to know how you acquired such an elaborate and eloquent vocabulary.
you know what I think this is? A CRACKHEAD THAT GOT HOLD OF THE WRONG STUFF, but you know what? "I still ended up watching the whole thing, so that is success for you and not me.
You are the weirdest nigga. i hate you! i hope somone decks you when they see you and pisses on you and whoever created you. 90 year old virgin. you aint never gettin any... At ALL. i cant even believe im wasting my time typing this on you. i hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you.
7:22 You can see Harry Potter hanging from his ceiling fan/light . . . I did the same thing with my Fred doll awhile back! Lol. And when you turn the fan on, the doll flies in circles. :D
Every day, monsieur! It's probably where the majority of my views come into play. ROFFLE.
And I think that I am one snazzy, semi-delirious so-and-so who is bound to annoy quite a few people while having nothing more than the utmost desire to make people smile. *crosses eyes*
*cracks up* Understatement of the century for both, monsieur Ben. --still, I'm pretty sure I pointed out in the video itself that I'm well-aware I act like I had way more than my fair share of caffeine. Right before posing a very... SERIOUS question.
... but yeah. Seriously, never drank coffee in my life, and I don't drink caffeinated beverages. In-fact, the day I filmed this, I'd had no type of sugary sustenance whatsoever! Nyeeh.
Why am i watching this? of course, cause you're so fucking awesome. LOL you have such a wicked personality dude, keep it up, don't let other people let you down yeh?
People who are hating on this kid should STOP! You are very talented, Just saying. :) Kay thank bye. BTW I learned a bit about coffee. Woot! *High Five!*
ROFFLE-- well, in THIS video I was 15-- and in the Pogo lipsync, I'm 16! And right now, I'm... still that age. And wow-- surprised you'd think that after watching THIS video, out of all my other ones. This is on the "insane and raw-ther over-enthusiastic" spectrum of my videos... but I'm glad you enjoyed my rapid-fire humor, anyway. *grins* But yes, you're right. My dancing truly is the pinnacle-- the TIPPITY TOP of my rampant silliness. But thank you so ved'dy much, all the same!
Buh-BUT... I-- I DO... they-- they just grow fast... *whimpers* I've already made two videos visually DEPICTING me cutting my fingernails, so... *crawls up in a ball*
WHY SO SERIOUS?! lol, that part was very funny. It's even funnier because after watching this video days ago, maybe 2 days later I just so happen to turn the channel to HBO and it was exactly at the part where the Joker says, "Why so Serious?!" and I busted out laughing thinking about when you said it, I dont care what anyone says, you're a creative and funny guy. Forget all the haters.
i can pin point how this guy's life is...he likes to stay home being alone and look out the windows watching other kids playing out slide. his parents keeps him lock up also, knowing that he doesn't know how to make friends. he loves watching TLC, discovery, history and animal planet channel. also a big fan of Pokemon and Yu gi oh.
Heheh. Well, you pinned me pretty well, for the most part. I stay at home a lot in front of my computer, but of my own free will-- not because of my parents. And I don't watch Discovery, History, or Animal Planet. But yeah, TLC-- PBS-- Disney-- Nick-- Cartoon Network... but now I don't have any TV at all. So Netflix galore. And though I'm horrid at making friends, somehow, I've found great friends as equally nuts and semi-sociopathic as I! *grins* Lucky, geeky me! *dorky stance*
While on a natural basis, I'm often in-doors, circumstances of the now-time have led me to do lots of things outside! ... not to mention the fact that I love dancing in the rain. *crosses eyes*
BUT YEAH. You've pinned my overall character VERY well, monsieur 559. Now, go forth... and do exactly the opposite.
ROFFLE-- heheh. I promise with my very being never to. *salutes* Unless, like, apocalyptic events lead me to have to. Hur'hur. -- And speed and uppers are also not used. Just a natural dose of insanity.
(Long?... Well, this was a school project, so I kind'a had to make it this duration to add all the information... what do you think could've been shortened?)
Heheh-- being famous on YouTube is definitely not worth bragging about. *cracks up* And my life-long dream has been to be an animator who writes for his own series and voices his own characters! Something to the effect of, like, The Brothers Chaps or Dan and Swampy, etc. -- And yes, yes, this is very... VERY... weird.
Okay. You are good with a camera, good with musical instruments, good with accents, funny, etc, etc, you are probably going to be very famous one day. I called it. Yep, that is all. Not trying to be creepy, just being real here.
But I DO have a girlfriend. *grins* She is truly my most splendiferous (albeit outrageous, especially for a geek-wad like myself.) Dream-Come-True-- and far more, at that!
.... *sobs* Buh-buh-but I LO-HOVE MR. WILDER. I didn't mean to lessen the value of his grand repertoire in the SLIGHTEST! Honest, I didn't. *frowny face*
Oh-- thank you so ved'dy much, Mr. Strawberries! (... if you're not a Mr., I apologize profusely.) I do love my a cappella. -- Lots of my videos have to do with musically oriented tomfoolery!
D'aaaw-- you mean, like, if you're in the same ROOM as the bitter concoction-- and the reek reaches your nose, you might... like... explode? That... that really IS a new step in Evil's name for Coffee.
Well, not explode really HAHA but my lungs start to hurt and my throat tightens up if its within like a 10ft radius of me. It's really annoying because coffee is EVERYWHERE lol
-- Oh, no, you misunderstood. Airplane! IS hilarious. *grins* I was just meaning you have something like The Naked Gun and stuff to live for, so, you know, why kill yourself? *crosses eyes*
... You know, just... remove yourself from things that give you suicidal tendencies. I don't want you to die, and you don't want... yourself to die. *crosses eyes*
Aw, MAN, thank you so VERY much for your kind singular words in quick succession, making... word... s. -- And ugh, trust me, I'd hate myself if I became Fred. So I won't. *crosses eyes*
Damn, I dunno if I'd want to see you if you had drank coffee.
Don't lose that creative energy, that zest for life you appear to have. I used to be random-ass crazy and come up with hilariously creative ideas too when I was a kid, but life kinda beat that outta me.
ROFFLEEE-- there's not a person alive that'd like to see that, especially if the beholder and the coffee-drinker were not separated by a thick veil of internet.
I promise very solemnly not to-- and don't worry, it's no visage-- the zest is quite real! -- D'aaaw, man, I know how easy it is to get downtrodden and depressed when life is involved. I have no doubts you could discover the craziness yet again, though!
Thank you so VERY much! *grins* -- And but of course, I do! I wouldn't be makin' these videos unless I did-- I'd just be... giving mundane slideshow presentations that conform within average student ingenuity. *crosses eyes* Besides the fact that I was staying up until, like, 3 in the morning working on this, I enjoyed making it ved'dy muchly so! *grins* Glad it shows!
jeeze why couldn't i find friends like you in high school. lol Very funny and informative! I do drink coffee and I have to agree with you on every point ;)
ROFFLE-- and why can't I find more people like YOU in high school-- that actually have the same sense of humor as me! Thank you ved'dy much-- heh-- and I'm glad you still enjoyed this even with your beverage-of-choice!
-- Luckily, I did-- an A all the wA! *grins* Once again, thank you so VERY much.
ROFFLE. I'm like a very, very demented train-wreck in which nothing actually catches fire, but for whatever reason, teddy bears burst forth from the colliding trains.
Oh-- thank you so ved'dy much! *grins* I tried my best to make my project the most hilarious it could be. I know that I appreciate when my teachers or my classmates make their projects awesome-- since a typical school day can become so utterly boring-- so I try to do the same.
Did you say the British cut of the american supply of tea?! i know what your thinking, The British always drink tea with there pinkys up and speak all poshly and sit up straight , Lol
NO.
I hate people that are sterotypical, even though i didnt say you were thinking that, but i can tell. Plus us british find those comments extremely offensive. anyway coffee isnt evil, it only is if you drink to much,or it doesnt agree with your system.
Hey, hey, heeeey-y. Please, calm down. MANY of my best friends are from the UK. I hold NO ill-will against any British people. I love to make fun of stereotypical British accents... and British people alike seem to enjoy making fun of themselves. And they also seem to enjoy making fun of US USA-ers even more. When I said they "cut off American's supply of tea", that's just what I meant! That DID happen...
And I was just over-exaggerating about the evil part. Many coffee corps are evil, though.
Thank you ved'dy much. *grins* You don't have to agree with my opinion on coffee if you don't wanna, but it's just a little quirk of mine! -- And heheh, yeaaah-- royalty are fun to make fun of.
haha i think youre funny. refine your talents.. make more vid's lol. and dont listen to these people who have neg. things to say.. and i LOVE homestar runner lol.
Considering you make fun of the most indubitably talented Susan Boy-le's superficial failings, I don't doubt you DO find something horribly wrong with me! *grins* Saaadly, I love my non-existent life too much to get a real one. But you can enjoy your real life, Mr. Whitters! Go right on ahead--!
Oh-- thank you so ved'dy much! *grins* -- Same here-- I've GREATER-than-three'd it since summer of 4th Grade-- so around 5 and a half whooole years of wondrous comedy in my life! -- And I dunno, Strong Bad IS a little narcissistic. I'd say Strong Sad and Homsar are pretty dog'gone lovable!
... and cardboard Homestar. *grins* (YOU AWE SO SMAWT, MAW-ZI-PA-YUN.)
Kermit!!!!
drjessop 3 weeks ago
And 4.. cut your nails.
gfv005 1 month ago
Are you a mormon? I haven't heard anyone else say coffee is evil?
Geniebottle101 1 month ago
Wow, you're the first person that's asked me that in over four years of YouTubery. Yow, 100+ videos later, FINALLY someone asks me. Thank you very much, madame!
Yes. Yes, I am. Anyone that drinks it is perfectly all right by me, but it's not my cup of choice non-caffeinated beverage.
HomeStarRunnerTron 1 month ago
@HomeStarRunnerTron Ah! that's so exciting! I have really wanted to talk to you after seeing your dance to Upular and I love watching a brief and biased history of coffee. Also do you know where your mission is going to be? Elder Sky! That'll be so cool! Hopefully you come to my door! I would be so happy!
Geniebottle101 1 month ago
i laugh everytime at 2:28
VideoMore1 4 months ago
You should be a guest on The Big Bang Theory.
rrwryan 4 months ago
It's obvious that some people wont get or like this sort of humour. I kind of find this funny. And it's nice to see someone unashamedly be themselves on Youtube. The dude is obviously smart too.
rrwryan 4 months ago
i love this video =D
TheMisshyperness 6 months ago
So....did you get a good grade?
cctampa33617 7 months ago
I guess, is an A+ a good grade? My overachiever friends from the private school I went to fail to think it is. They just think A+ is acceptable. *cracks up* Nothing else could possibly be up-to-par but that they get an A+. A stands for average to them. Considering I didn't always get such "average" grades, I tend to rank my above-average success according to how much people laugh when watching it.
So....did you get a good laugh? *awkward grin*
HomeStarRunnerTron 7 months ago
@HomeStarRunnerTron
Yes, I consider you a fellow ADD friend! Your videos are unique, random, and entertaining!
cctampa33617 7 months ago
ehhh... Kona is in Hawaii... Hawaii is not part of the contiguous united states...
sstiebinger 10 months ago
You're absolutely correct. *grins* Congrats on being only the second person in two years to notice that! At this point in my life, I had no idea what CONTIGUOUS really meant-- I just felt like saying it as a cross-reference to one of my favorite bands, Tally Hall. Quite a d'oof on my part, really.
HomeStarRunnerTron 10 months ago
Watching you can always make me laugh. No matter how crappy my day has been. You freaking rule! <3
BloodQueue 10 months ago 4
1:08 broke my headphones
suprisepunch 11 months ago 2
I've watched 2 vids both funny(I mean really hilarious) especially this one its all in ones sense of humor and to hate on someone is to hate ones "self"(environment)
@abc123 I thought girls like charismatic funny guys, if not... Well I digress.. lo ( I still don't know what that really means)
jangofet555 11 months ago
post a video of how you look after you get beat up for these dumb videos
snoopie0420 11 months ago
I already have! Watch "A Gift to the Spammers".
HomeStarRunnerTron 11 months ago
yo dude u do no justice for fighting any substance you act like a fucking retard if being sober makes people act liek your dumb ass im glad i smoke weed
snoopie0420 11 months ago
Do you do drugs? If not, then please stop posting videos because they are not as amusing as they would be if you were tweeked outta' your mind!
KPippin09 11 months ago
Great video -- and nice They Might Be Giants reference/performance. Seriously do some voice acting.
saveamericaasap 11 months ago
Yowzah-- you're the absolute ONLY person to realize what I was ref'rencing. Particle Man and Istanbul (Not Constantinople) are two songs that I sang daily to help me get through 8th Grade. It brings me unfathomable joy to know someone caught it without me tellin'. And thank you so VERY much. *grins* I really do enjoy voice acting for my own work. And SOME DAY. SOME WAY, I shall apply my voice for real.
HomeStarRunnerTron 11 months ago
0:00-0:14
Best 14 seconds of my life.
IshName 1 year ago
Riktard
mrzachattackf 1 year ago
What chords did you wake up to on your ukulele
kyletehsex 1 year ago
you need to get laid man seriously
abc123abc97 1 year ago
My mother gave birth to me the usual way. What, you and all you bird-man hybrids hatching from eggs, acting all "holier than thou" in the face of us man-man hybrids...
Oh. You meant the other thing.
I'd rather not go through with that sort of commitment as of this point in my life, which is adolescence. Which should have nothing to do with having babies. In eggs or not.
Thank you for the suggestion, though, man!
HomeStarRunnerTron 1 year ago
@HomeStarRunnerTron if you think im going to read all that , you are damn wrong kid o . But when you get a chance ask your mom if its to late for an abortion.
abc123abc97 1 year ago
you should stutter more
DJJsquared 1 year ago
The worst part is I was actually stuttering for the first 8 or so seconds of that. Then I just decided it was too genuinely hilarious, so I just went with the power and force of that stutter. D'ah, well, if the Scatman can do it, so can I.
HomeStarRunnerTron 1 year ago
Your just the man. Doing what you want and just giving intelligent and pleasant responses to people. Also I have a question young sir; I would like to know how you acquired such an elaborate and eloquent vocabulary.
scythelog 1 year ago
表情豊か
hiyakegirl 1 year ago
Asian Jim Carey
ColtonBrook 1 year ago 2
what a NERD
Volcanic9 1 year ago
you are hilarious! and surprisingly informative! keep posting the goofyawesome vids. you've got great timing and delivery.
jzt456 1 year ago
you know what I think this is? A CRACKHEAD THAT GOT HOLD OF THE WRONG STUFF, but you know what? "I still ended up watching the whole thing, so that is success for you and not me.
megamegan944 1 year ago
HAHA! This my kind sir is my favorite video in the whole world! :D
Elleyphant 1 year ago
omg, this kid is a M-O-R-O-N....holy crap...
kassem277 1 year ago
do people think you have serious mental problems?
gaymarthajones 1 year ago
LOL ur on crack haha
good video though =)
kiasphnos 1 year ago
You are the weirdest nigga. i hate you! i hope somone decks you when they see you and pisses on you and whoever created you. 90 year old virgin. you aint never gettin any... At ALL. i cant even believe im wasting my time typing this on you. i hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you.
derrickdmt 1 year ago
your adorable... and hilarious. which just makes you more adorable. ^_^
Zanthor50 1 year ago
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Zanthor50 1 year ago
When you don´t like ist, doesn´t watch ist!!!
I like it!!!^^
schnurrmiauz 1 year ago
OMB 5:03 cracks me up Idk why but the face and the noise!!!!
1wowme1 1 year ago
he has a lot of energyyy!
lovedinobunny 1 year ago
You're, ugh, different.
ubedu1234 1 year ago
7:22 You can see Harry Potter hanging from his ceiling fan/light . . . I did the same thing with my Fred doll awhile back! Lol. And when you turn the fan on, the doll flies in circles. :D
RayeOfSunshine93 1 year ago
I want you to know that whenever I am feeling ill I Watch your video's and it makes me happy, I love you, xoxo
misskrissykrissy 1 year ago
He's kinda like Jim Carrey, before he started doing serious filums!
bakaboy 1 year ago
lmao! kourmeit (uh ._.) the frog!! and coffee is disgusting
classoffrankster 1 year ago
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Fallingdown232 1 year ago
Because you removed it, your comment was, "level 19 virgin"!
I'm confused. You gave me a very nice comment on my Bing video. What'd I do?
But yes. To your comment here, I cast Magic Missile at the darkness.
HomeStarRunnerTron 1 year ago
Sounds like when my brother took speed...
sincityfire 1 year ago
LOL, this is awesome. nice range of voices :D
AroeAnimator 1 year ago
Do you watch your own videos? What do you think about yourself when you watch them?
aMpeDDUp 1 year ago
Every day, monsieur! It's probably where the majority of my views come into play. ROFFLE.
And I think that I am one snazzy, semi-delirious so-and-so who is bound to annoy quite a few people while having nothing more than the utmost desire to make people smile. *crosses eyes*
HomeStarRunnerTron 1 year ago 2
This kid doesn't act like he doesn't drink coffee. You're weird.
cofd3 1 year ago
*cracks up* Understatement of the century for both, monsieur Ben. --still, I'm pretty sure I pointed out in the video itself that I'm well-aware I act like I had way more than my fair share of caffeine. Right before posing a very... SERIOUS question.
... but yeah. Seriously, never drank coffee in my life, and I don't drink caffeinated beverages. In-fact, the day I filmed this, I'd had no type of sugary sustenance whatsoever! Nyeeh.
HomeStarRunnerTron 1 year ago
Why am i watching this? of course, cause you're so fucking awesome. LOL you have such a wicked personality dude, keep it up, don't let other people let you down yeh?
porkballs3977 1 year ago
I don't watch your videos, I just read your responses to people's comments. They're actually fun.
Bunji2k6 1 year ago
Unlike my videos themselves. Because at least my comebacks are pathetic in a FUNNY way, right? RIGHT?!
... RIGHT?! *foams at the mouth*
HomeStarRunnerTron 1 year ago
i like it
supersaiyanTedros 1 year ago
WHY SO HYPO!
ZeF2007inc 1 year ago
People who are hating on this kid should STOP! You are very talented, Just saying. :) Kay thank bye. BTW I learned a bit about coffee. Woot! *High Five!*
xSujayjayx 1 year ago
coffee is gooood lol but this video is cool man i like ya stuff lol
scorpio3110 1 year ago
no life
TheonetheonlyJustino 1 year ago
Listen buddy, when you get some hair on your ballz you might like sum coffee
seppomuppit 1 year ago
The class either laughed a ton or didn't laugh at all.
rebishaz 1 year ago
... There's no middle ground?...
*sobs*...
HomeStarRunnerTron 1 year ago
@HomeStarRunnerTron You tell me! I wasn't there lol
rebishaz 1 year ago
dude, how old are you? you are a very clever, smart and funny. not what i would expect after seeing that pogo vid you did.
flabbyballsack 1 year ago
ROFFLE-- well, in THIS video I was 15-- and in the Pogo lipsync, I'm 16! And right now, I'm... still that age. And wow-- surprised you'd think that after watching THIS video, out of all my other ones. This is on the "insane and raw-ther over-enthusiastic" spectrum of my videos... but I'm glad you enjoyed my rapid-fire humor, anyway. *grins* But yes, you're right. My dancing truly is the pinnacle-- the TIPPITY TOP of my rampant silliness. But thank you so ved'dy much, all the same!
HomeStarRunnerTron 1 year ago
Dude cut your fingernails.
MitchellTaylorSmith 1 year ago
Buh-BUT... I-- I DO... they-- they just grow fast... *whimpers* I've already made two videos visually DEPICTING me cutting my fingernails, so... *crawls up in a ball*
HomeStarRunnerTron 1 year ago
WHY SO SERIOUS?! lol, that part was very funny. It's even funnier because after watching this video days ago, maybe 2 days later I just so happen to turn the channel to HBO and it was exactly at the part where the Joker says, "Why so Serious?!" and I busted out laughing thinking about when you said it, I dont care what anyone says, you're a creative and funny guy. Forget all the haters.
jettviper 1 year ago
omygosh you are sooooooo cuteeeeee, i love crazy people... weird guys waa, hot! how old are u btw?
aloonyRadcliffe 1 year ago
If it wasn't for his Upular dance mix, i'd have to smash him
seppomuppit 1 year ago
WHEW-- I inadvertently saved myself in time.
... I have the feeling I just re-earned myself the smashing.
HomeStarRunnerTron 1 year ago
Oh my gosh you are so cool!
- I love the Dramatic Re-enactment part! "What was I doing sleeping with my glasses on and an ukulele in one hand?" xD
- KONA COFFEE! Oh yes! Big Island :D (Although I'm not from Big Island xD)
- Tully's??? Ugh... Science... Ew... x-x
- KERMIT!! :D
You turned this in for a grade??? What class was this for? I know you said History but is it World History?
KurayamiHikaru 1 year ago
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HAHAHAHAHA ugly moFuka !
U need a fucking terapy and i'm ready to bet a thousand dollar that u smell Like shit
chhe10 1 year ago
Wtf Stop it at 0:45 and look at his nails MAAAAN u are the most Retarded and stupid and nerd Person ive ever seen
chhe10 1 year ago
think you just gave me an acid trip...
wmorehall 1 year ago
Wow, you're something special, kid. But I admire your enthusiasm and your energy! Five stars just for that. ^_^
On another note, I think you should do some voice acting because I believe you've got a good voice for it.
WeirdEarBoy 1 year ago
u need to cut ur nails guy
nikkiletherface 1 year ago
BRO!! Cut Your Nails!!! Jesus Christ!! Thats Nasty!
LeslieNeilsenFan 1 year ago
he's asian, they don't practice good hygiene thats why there ugly as all hell
IamCKY96 1 year ago
You're beginning to scare me in a way. Too many allusions to things from my past.
Good things of course but I'm old enough to be your father. :-)
marc11864 1 year ago
nigahiga has nothing on this guy
TheCursedChosen1 1 year ago
i can pin point how this guy's life is...he likes to stay home being alone and look out the windows watching other kids playing out slide. his parents keeps him lock up also, knowing that he doesn't know how to make friends. he loves watching TLC, discovery, history and animal planet channel. also a big fan of Pokemon and Yu gi oh.
underdog559 1 year ago
Heheh. Well, you pinned me pretty well, for the most part. I stay at home a lot in front of my computer, but of my own free will-- not because of my parents. And I don't watch Discovery, History, or Animal Planet. But yeah, TLC-- PBS-- Disney-- Nick-- Cartoon Network... but now I don't have any TV at all. So Netflix galore. And though I'm horrid at making friends, somehow, I've found great friends as equally nuts and semi-sociopathic as I! *grins* Lucky, geeky me! *dorky stance*
HomeStarRunnerTron 1 year ago
While on a natural basis, I'm often in-doors, circumstances of the now-time have led me to do lots of things outside! ... not to mention the fact that I love dancing in the rain. *crosses eyes*
BUT YEAH. You've pinned my overall character VERY well, monsieur 559. Now, go forth... and do exactly the opposite.
HomeStarRunnerTron 1 year ago
Please don't drink coffee!! Probably should give the speed and uppers a rest as well. Seriously though, a bit too long.
Athfos 1 year ago
ROFFLE-- heheh. I promise with my very being never to. *salutes* Unless, like, apocalyptic events lead me to have to. Hur'hur. -- And speed and uppers are also not used. Just a natural dose of insanity.
(Long?... Well, this was a school project, so I kind'a had to make it this duration to add all the information... what do you think could've been shortened?)
HomeStarRunnerTron 1 year ago
ur a fag again
mxsis426 1 year ago
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DefinitelyNotNoah 2 years ago
Thing are happening. Good god, kid, your great!
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EdenandDeon 2 years ago
i've watched this every day for the past week;
beyond far the funniest video i've ever seen in my life :D
i wish education was always this much fun! :(
meepGABBYmeep 2 years ago
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DefinitelyNotNoah 2 years ago
Okay, I guess you're already sort of youtube famous but what do you want to be when you grow up? This is so weird.
tarasaurusrexx 2 years ago
Heheh-- being famous on YouTube is definitely not worth bragging about. *cracks up* And my life-long dream has been to be an animator who writes for his own series and voices his own characters! Something to the effect of, like, The Brothers Chaps or Dan and Swampy, etc. -- And yes, yes, this is very... VERY... weird.
HomeStarRunnerTron 1 year ago
Okay. You are good with a camera, good with musical instruments, good with accents, funny, etc, etc, you are probably going to be very famous one day. I called it. Yep, that is all. Not trying to be creepy, just being real here.
tarasaurusrexx 2 years ago
yodele heee whooooo ? awesome lol i think he had to much coffee. ......
abc123abc97 2 years ago
heeeeeeb
thebigfooty 2 years ago
You're cute! Do you have a boyfriend? :D
nicvcer 2 years ago
ROFFLE. Clever-- though no.
But I DO have a girlfriend. *grins* She is truly my most splendiferous (albeit outrageous, especially for a geek-wad like myself.) Dream-Come-True-- and far more, at that!
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
LOL
MattEvans16 2 years ago
Amazing video
TheJit80209 2 years ago
Please don't quote Gene Wilder. You are giving him a bad name!
man220 2 years ago
.... *sobs* Buh-buh-but I LO-HOVE MR. WILDER. I didn't mean to lessen the value of his grand repertoire in the SLIGHTEST! Honest, I didn't. *frowny face*
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
Dude... I couldn't imagine you on coffee... keep layin off the bean man.
trumpetchick07 2 years ago
Heheh-- you and I both, Miss 07. You and I both. Rest assured I shall.
Also, awesome set of favorites. *grins*
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
pretty harmony part hehe
this is funny
RandomStrawberries 2 years ago
Oh-- thank you so ved'dy much, Mr. Strawberries! (... if you're not a Mr., I apologize profusely.) I do love my a cappella. -- Lots of my videos have to do with musically oriented tomfoolery!
Once again, dankéschöen. *grins*
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
Yes coffee IS EVIL..well mainly because I'm severely allergic to it LOL
Alainathefreak 2 years ago
D'aaaw-- you mean, like, if you're in the same ROOM as the bitter concoction-- and the reek reaches your nose, you might... like... explode? That... that really IS a new step in Evil's name for Coffee.
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
Well, not explode really HAHA but my lungs start to hurt and my throat tightens up if its within like a 10ft radius of me. It's really annoying because coffee is EVERYWHERE lol
Alainathefreak 2 years ago
HAHAHA! I'm going to kill myself. Thanks!
LeslieNeilsenFan 2 years ago
Erp-- urm... I sincerely hope you didn't. But considering you're a fan of a comedian from Airplane!... I doubt it.
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
K Bud. Your videos are shit, your not funny, however Airplane! is , ya fuckin Doosh!
LeslieNeilsenFan 2 years ago
-- Oh, no, you misunderstood. Airplane! IS hilarious. *grins* I was just meaning you have something like The Naked Gun and stuff to live for, so, you know, why kill yourself? *crosses eyes*
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
Cause your video sucked bro!
LeslieNeilsenFan 2 years ago
... but you didn't. That... that's great.
... You know, just... remove yourself from things that give you suicidal tendencies. I don't want you to die, and you don't want... yourself to die. *crosses eyes*
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
stop saying crosses eyes its fucking retarted
LeslieNeilsenFan 2 years ago
Well, you don't like my videos, you don't like the way I talk, you don't like ME... there's... nothing I can do about that, really.
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
you´re face in the beginning IS SO FUNNY! XD
RoyaleHacker2012 2 years ago
you remind me of my brother when he's hyper! x'D funny!
AlwaysMyVictorianne 2 years ago
I don't like coffee either! =]
issamawarrior 2 years ago
inspired. amazing. genius. just dont sell out like fred did.
Sobastien 2 years ago
Aw, MAN, thank you so VERY much for your kind singular words in quick succession, making... word... s. -- And ugh, trust me, I'd hate myself if I became Fred. So I won't. *crosses eyes*
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
Damn, I dunno if I'd want to see you if you had drank coffee.
Don't lose that creative energy, that zest for life you appear to have. I used to be random-ass crazy and come up with hilariously creative ideas too when I was a kid, but life kinda beat that outta me.
Amaroq64 2 years ago
ROFFLEEE-- there's not a person alive that'd like to see that, especially if the beholder and the coffee-drinker were not separated by a thick veil of internet.
I promise very solemnly not to-- and don't worry, it's no visage-- the zest is quite real! -- D'aaaw, man, I know how easy it is to get downtrodden and depressed when life is involved. I have no doubts you could discover the craziness yet again, though!
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
you ROCK...! do you enjoy making these videos? you look like you enjoy yourself alot :))
fearmeforiamevil 2 years ago
Thank you so VERY much! *grins* -- And but of course, I do! I wouldn't be makin' these videos unless I did-- I'd just be... giving mundane slideshow presentations that conform within average student ingenuity. *crosses eyes* Besides the fact that I was staying up until, like, 3 in the morning working on this, I enjoyed making it ved'dy muchly so! *grins* Glad it shows!
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
mwahaha drink coffee! join the dark side MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ^___^
sexyboa25 2 years ago
LOL ur amazing. XD the intro to this video rulez and u are better than fred, smosh, and nigahiga LOLz
Amason126 2 years ago
jeeze why couldn't i find friends like you in high school. lol Very funny and informative! I do drink coffee and I have to agree with you on every point ;)
Thanks! Hope you got great score on this project.
Balasteer 2 years ago
ROFFLE-- and why can't I find more people like YOU in high school-- that actually have the same sense of humor as me! Thank you ved'dy much-- heh-- and I'm glad you still enjoyed this even with your beverage-of-choice!
-- Luckily, I did-- an A all the wA! *grins* Once again, thank you so VERY much.
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
This would never have happened if eggnog wasn't a seasonal drink!!!
snowysolstice 2 years ago 2
ROFFLE. ... wait-- so how do you explain the fact that I'm hyper in ALL my vide'ros?
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
you certainly ACT like you drink coffee
heavenstarbff 2 years ago
i think he just has adhd
butters2946 2 years ago
Iiiii dunno, I spend months constantly working on some of my videos-- ADHD can't do stuff like that. But maybe I've got some mutant form of it!
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
Well, I said as much, didn't I? I don't deny it-- I am one hyper-ball of glee.
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
Well, most of the stuff you do is pretty funny
heavenstarbff 2 years ago
coffee IS evil! ^_^
mynameismatej 2 years ago
I don't know you but this video made me hate you, the intro makes me want to murder someone. get a life you penniless prick. Ya duno!
whittersfilms 2 years ago
This was BAD!
ECVBH 2 years ago
i dont find you funny but i cant stop watchin you...
hugodogobob 2 years ago
ROFFLE. I'm like a very, very demented train-wreck in which nothing actually catches fire, but for whatever reason, teddy bears burst forth from the colliding trains.
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
At my school we have to submit our senior quotes to go in the yearbook. I am now highly considering useing this.
snowysolstice 2 years ago
ROFFLEEEE-- oh, MAN, I'd be SO honored if you did. *grins* Thank you VERY much.
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
dude you are one of the funniest people on youtube.....
you made education fun =D
turtelyturtleclub 2 years ago
Oh-- thank you so ved'dy much! *grins* I tried my best to make my project the most hilarious it could be. I know that I appreciate when my teachers or my classmates make their projects awesome-- since a typical school day can become so utterly boring-- so I try to do the same.
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
I like gas station cappucino: powder mixed with water. I also like virtually anything flavored coffee. But I don't like coffee.
meganbear141 2 years ago
okay...
spietproductions 2 years ago
Did you say the British cut of the american supply of tea?! i know what your thinking, The British always drink tea with there pinkys up and speak all poshly and sit up straight , Lol
NO.
I hate people that are sterotypical, even though i didnt say you were thinking that, but i can tell. Plus us british find those comments extremely offensive. anyway coffee isnt evil, it only is if you drink to much,or it doesnt agree with your system.
your really freaky.
Eloisamurphy 2 years ago
Hey, hey, heeeey-y. Please, calm down. MANY of my best friends are from the UK. I hold NO ill-will against any British people. I love to make fun of stereotypical British accents... and British people alike seem to enjoy making fun of themselves. And they also seem to enjoy making fun of US USA-ers even more. When I said they "cut off American's supply of tea", that's just what I meant! That DID happen...
And I was just over-exaggerating about the evil part. Many coffee corps are evil, though.
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
ok i guesss that coffee is evil. and me and my siblings make fun of the queen and stuff so i guess your wright there!!
Eloisamurphy 2 years ago
Thank you ved'dy much. *grins* You don't have to agree with my opinion on coffee if you don't wanna, but it's just a little quirk of mine! -- And heheh, yeaaah-- royalty are fun to make fun of.
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
(i know i keep replying butt its fun having conversations!!) well to be totally honest i do agree with you.
Yes royalty are funny.
lol!!
Eloisamurphy 2 years ago
Well said. This kid is kinda odd.
whittersfilms 2 years ago
OMG do you have a script or something? It's not funny but it grew on me... OMG IS THAT AN EXTRA ARM???? AAAAAAHAAHHH...
trivestar 2 years ago
dude your funny but a bit dramatic
keep up the good work and post some more videos
zigystarter 2 years ago
haha i think youre funny. refine your talents.. make more vid's lol. and dont listen to these people who have neg. things to say.. and i LOVE homestar runner lol.
AngieCee1 2 years ago
I agree!!!!!! Get a live you FUCK!!!!
ShinyRayqaza45 2 years ago
Getting alive is NOT easy when you're a zombified geek.
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
"get a live"
wow, nice grammer
your an ass and you should get your your own life
i bet your some fat kid who makes fun of ppl on the computer all day
zigystarter 2 years ago
There is something realy realy fucked up with this kid. Get a life you looser.
whittersfilms 2 years ago
Considering you make fun of the most indubitably talented Susan Boy-le's superficial failings, I don't doubt you DO find something horribly wrong with me! *grins* Saaadly, I love my non-existent life too much to get a real one. But you can enjoy your real life, Mr. Whitters! Go right on ahead--!
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
Good for you. :)
I thought that you were hilarious, and rather good at mixing the history of coffee, with comedy.
It was interesting and nonetheless funny. Keep making great vids! ^ ^
skullvizard 2 years ago
Wow, your awesome! And I <3 homestarrunner. Or rather, the site. The one who is ACTUALLY <3able is strongbad, OFCOURSE!
snowysolstice 2 years ago
Oh-- thank you so ved'dy much! *grins* -- Same here-- I've GREATER-than-three'd it since summer of 4th Grade-- so around 5 and a half whooole years of wondrous comedy in my life! -- And I dunno, Strong Bad IS a little narcissistic. I'd say Strong Sad and Homsar are pretty dog'gone lovable!
... and cardboard Homestar. *grins* (YOU AWE SO SMAWT, MAW-ZI-PA-YUN.)
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
What is the entire "Istanbole, Constantinople" song? I'm curious..."KONA!"
I hate coffee so much!
*GAG!*Wine of the bean? Really?
YoshiStarSpirit 2 years ago
Oh! Just look up Istanbul by They Might Be Giants. *grins*
-- Heheheh. As do I!
And yes, as the naming etymology research we did shows, that's what it actually is!
HomeStarRunnerTron 2 years ago
uh, great... job? I believe that was awesome... sort of... in a way.
daniel14able 2 years ago