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  • Tom Milsom! He's my best friend! ... in my mind..

    I would absolutely be a tomato, because they're different and controversial ;)

  • Yay PJ! I love him! ;D

  • Star Fruit, Because then Id be the most awesome shape ever. Id be pretty and bright and sweet and yummy and difficult and kinda rare but totally worth it!!1!

  • Im pretty sure Im in love with your accent.

  • cute boy xD

  • I would be a tomato.

  • Ahahaha! I can't believe my newest video is quite similar to yours. I went to Life's a Beach in Bournemouth and got a load of people to say different fruit including a few from this video! Although mine was more like "Hello, want to be in my video? Great. Please just smile and say MANGO will you.. go.. Cheers!"

  • @Ir0nIsland suuureee bet you copied me ;)

  • @Epiphanized Yeah! YOU SAW THROUGH MY LIES! I ONLY WENT TO LIFE'S A BEACH SO I COULD MAKE A SIMILAR VIDEO!

  • i would be a orange becuse there GOOD :)

  • @Stsent711

    :D

  • i want a British accent...

  • I would be grapes. Or tangerines. Those are the fruits I would be. :D

  • I would be a banana. For reasons best left unexplained.

  • a guaaaaaaaavaa

  • I would be an orange so that I can run up to the girls who cake their faces in foundation and say "MUM! I FOUND YOU!" :D

  • Is that in London?

    Btw...i would be a fake apple

    I ish have fake apple..its weird :L

  • since when was strawberry a fruit?

  • @disturbed4evr um...its always been a fruit dude..what did u think it was?

  • Thanks mate. xD

  • Dragon fruit...

    THEY'RE FRIGGIN AWESOME!!!

  • a snozzberry duhh. :3

    nobody on earth but mr. willie wonka knows what they are!

    or a strawberry.

    besides the fact that everyone likes them, they are juicy...sexy, you know.

    sweet and still bold and tangy!

    hahaaa, i loved this. so random!

  • And you, apparently.

  • i would be the coconut on top of the palm tree that no one can get and watch all the people try to get me... then i would fall on someone

  • Haha I love this video this is totally something me and my friends would do walk around asking random people a random question. Lol. :P

    and I would beeeeeee a fruit salad because I CAN'T CHOOSE!!! :D :D :P :P

  • good choice... i would not eat you.

  • Haha shanks and I like yours that's a good one. :D

  • Ahahaha A PINECONE.

    I think i would be a watermelon.

    Tough to get to, but sweet on the inside.

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  • the london eye :D

    god i love the uk i wish i could live there

  • i would be something no one ate so i would live... then i would get smelly so... i would be...

  • exactly...if i were a fruit i wouldnt want to be tasty. fok that! hahaha

  • the first guy is really cute!!!!!!! x

  • I'd be an apple because I eat so many of them I'm surely going to turn into one one of these days. :)

  • Hmm i'd be.. a pomegranate... cus they're sticky haha no umm idk, because they taste good? Yeah sure ill stick with that answer ; )

  • A grape.

    Their small + cute.

    They come in packs so they'd never be lonely ;)

  • Strawberry, i love them. ^^

  • i like the hair from the guy in the first seconds :D

  • If i was a Fruit... id bee..

    a Melon..

    Cos they imitate my fav thing which are big round and juicy!

  • A ball?

  • If I were a fruit I would be a Banana.

    Why ? Cause I've a small penis :|

  • a tomato

  • KickthePj looks a little like George Craig.

  • a skittle...duh =]

  • Cheat! that's not a fruit

  • oh well they taste like one...=] lol

  • fine if i cant be a skittle ill be a sea bannana (because they are an imaginary fruit and no one could eat my) lol

  • haha...

  • hey can you watch my vids (there funny, the one where im makin the retarded face is first)...and subscribe to me, cause i subscribed to you.

  • @Epiphanized Great vid. When you use a brittish accent, you could be doing ANYTHING (even asking people what kind of fruit they want to be...XD) and you'd sound smart and educated, even if you don't know a word ur saying.

  • @desiraecarrTV XD I'd be a nickel! If that's not a fruit then i'm not insane. Or a pumpkin. I just found out they're fruits!!

  • @gymmom97 Wooww.......

  • @desiraecarrTV

    Yeah, but if no one ate you, you would probably just rot and die anyways ;o

  • Hmm.

    I'd be a strawberry.

    Because I'd be a seductive fruit. :]

  • i would be a banana. because nobody likes bananas and then they wouldnt eat me.

  • i love bananas :o

  • the one in 0:30 is sooooo HOT !

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  • id be a pineapple cuz its cool

  • i would be a banana! simply because bananas are yellow and they make ppl laugh :D

  • I would be a Orange because nothing rymes <(spelt wrong) with it.!

  • *rhymes

  • lol ty very much

  • I want an english accent! they're awesome

  • I would be a GREEN apple :D

  • I would be one too...

    A GRANNY SMITH!

  • pinecone!! :D

  • I'd be.....A pineapple...coz their tastey and i like the hard bits on the inside that no one else does...

    OR...A mango...Because theyre green on the outside, yellow on the inside...and i wrote a song about that!

    OR...A melon...Because you can use a section of a melon with other fruit to make a fruit boat! And i like teamwork...and boats :)

    x

  • I would be a shljiva, grozdje or breskva....:):):)Who understands my country language he will know what kind of fruit I would like to be....:):):)Although,nice work!

  • HUH.

  • what kind of camera did you use for this video?

  • lol, Don't worry.. I'd be a pinecone too :p

  • VENICE!

  • me,,,round face round eyes...all friends call me apple...

  • "THERE'S ONLY ONE AMAZING PHIL..ONE AMAZING PHIL ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE AMAZING PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIL"...........thank you...im here all week..

  • wow, if you watch this in HD, you'll feel like your really in london and your the one who's holding the cam O.O

    and I think I'm a banana cause, all my cloths are mostly yellow and i just love bananas xDDDD

  • A peach! Because they're cute.

  • lemon.

  • omg ur accent <3333

  • I would ether be a cherry,strawberry,or apple

  • I'm a fruit!

  • guavas are glooooorious lol

  • Clay Aiken! He's a fruit!

  • i would be a pomelo because theyre ugly and gross on the outside, and sweet and delicious on the inside

  • you are a fruit

  • woah, this looks amaazing in HD.

    i wish i could go to london :/

  • pear (:

  • Tomato!

    Because no one ever knows what to consider it as.

  • the guava answer wins in my opinion. xD

  • London is so awesome wells anyways..I would soo be an APPLE!! cause they are cool and delicious!! =)

  • I would be Elton John. :D

  • .youre soo cyoot . :]

  • they are all fruits !

  • HAHAH plum...cuz its very fruity...yea ur very fruity

  • Lemon. I will contort your face into many soured expressions.

    Mwahaha

  • I was just thinking "strawberry" but I didn't know why!

  • Aw I liked this.

    I would be a cherry because they come in pairs and then I would never be lonely

  • just like... why do you hate "blacks"?

  • darkness is black

    light is white

  • hii.

    YOU TOLD ME TO LEAVE U A COMMENT, COS I WAS THE GIRL ON THE PHONE :)

    SO HERE IT ISSS :)

    xxx

  • A grape, that way you can eat them and make wine and drink them..?

    ☰ Great video! I love it! ☰

    ❺★★★★★

    ⁂ Bear ⁂

    e and drink them..

  • Fruitcake

  • I'd be a kiwi because I really love them and they're very tasty ... <3 kiwis! xD

  • what kind of camera do you haveeee ?!

  • Id be an apple i think a green one, round, juicy,kind of sour but still....<3

  • I'd eat you.

  • Would you!!

    How nice!! <33

  • ...i dont like strawberries.

    does that make me weird? lol

  • I actually really dislike strawberries.

    But I'm pretty sure that's just me...

    Anyways, I'd be a Granny Smith apple, cause I think they're underrated =)

  • kumquat!

  • omgggg kick the pj phittttt

  • I'd be a grape.

    cause then i'd have lots of friends(Y)

  • i recall saying that I would be a raspberry...but I forgot the reason =S

    also, I know what a sharon fruit is =]

  • hm.. maybe a litci? they seem to be hard and disgusting. but when tou taste it it's like..  awesome!

  • i'd b physalis

    because their weird 0.o :D

  • I'd be a mango, just because they make my mouth feel weird.

  • you know about guavas?! i thought they only made that in Trinidad where i'm from :P imported perhaps?? haha you are all so sweet.

  • Are you serious? Guava is a pretty popular fruit, known throughout the world. It is grown in all tropical regions now. My favorite fruit. According to Wiki, it was native to the Americas and parts of North Africa. I used to live in North Africa and I never thought of them as being imported.

  • Haha :) I had no idea! I've just seen them growing around when I was a kid back in Trinidad.

  • WHY WAS I NOT ASKED THIS QUESTION?1!?1!

    meh, it's okay.

  • I would be a bunch of grapes cos your bound to have a split personality! and yes fruit can now talk!!! =3

  • There's a funnier, cleverer sub-agenda here. You're actually going up to blokes and asking if they were a fruit, an action that could cause offence, and getting away with it by merely wrapping the context up as a curiosity about the perception of botanical produce fitting an individual's character. Very droll.

  • lmfao.. I like your thinking.

  • I'd be a banana.

    Because they are the kinkiest of all fruit.

  • id be a strawberry-because they taste good with chocolate and cream and everyone likes strawberries(at least everyone i know does)

  • A PINECONE!!! haha....priceless

    u kno cuz then ppl would sit on me...

  • p.s. pineapple obviously

  • oooh burn at the end!

  • : (

  • id be a grape lol the purple ones not the green ones...cause they r small like me :)

  • hahah best thumbnail ever

  • Haha! Was just thinking that my little chook. XD

  • Why did I get a thumbs-down for that?!

    :(

  • im so gutted it cuts out at the end

    I do love you doug

    :P

  • orly ¬_¬

    haha <3

  • Raspberry. They're lovely when covered in chocolate sauce!!! <333

  • a strawberry- cause they taste good with cream :D

  • I think i'll be a banana too XD!

  • LionFruit

  • hello!

  • im impressed by the HD

  • who wouldn't want to be a guava...they have the best name. guaaaava!!

  • I am a fruit already!

    Anyway, Tom's answer was my favourite. I like guavas.

  • AMAZING quality. Holy crap, how did you manage this?

  • Is KickThePj the one who said he would be a Pinecone?

  • Well this was taken a while ago,

    Jazza still has his long hair xP

  • Definately a blueberry. They grow up north, and that's where I wanna be. =]

  • Doug, don't take it personally - I'm sure YouTube didn't mean anything by it. But the main ad being shown on this video is "Are you Stupid?" Oh, and London looks great. I want to go!

  • id be a orange coz im sweet but sometimes i can be very sour!!

  • haha, good stuff. Raelly nice shots in there too

  • thanks toby :)

  • i like nsg's answer. haha.

  • I'd be a strawberry, because it has it's seeds on the outside, for all the world to see.

    ~Trav

  • an orange because they are zesty =P

  • funny video, and the scenes of London are fantastic :D, if I were a fruit I would be a raspberry because they have a great taste :D

  • a tomato.

  • because nobody believes it when they first hear it?

  • exactly

  • weird how many ppl chose plums and strawberries....strawberries are better

  • melons

  • i don't know why i laughed at that so much xD

  • I would be a carrot ;-) haha, jk. I'd be a pineapple.

    Very nice video Doug :-P

  • =o at soph and my identical answers, how coincidental :] lovely video Doogal xxxxx

  • Pfft strawberrys

  • What a good getting to know you question.

    I would have no idea what to say.

  • What was that PJ? haha. I'd be an Orange. Because of Borzoi Fame.

  • what was all them chemicalness?

  • just a display thing they had for Halloween at the london eye

  • o hai my gathering <3

  • lulz, no one likes apples!?

  • Aw, was that Anthony Hill? I couldn't really tell cause it was dark, but if it was, then yayyy xP

  • lolz, a pine-cone!

  • THANK YOU for Sharing !

  • ROFLROFL

  • CHEAATTYYYOONNNEEE

  • CHEAAATYYY ONEEEE!!!!

  • interesting video, thanks for posting. I like the whole survey thought, ha ha ....

  • This is a fasinating video. I'll conduct a survey.

  • I want to say I'm a pear, because I'm so soft. Or olives, because I'm only good with alcohol.

    But, I'm a pepper: so spicy people seriously forget it's a fruit at all.

  • haha awesome