HL2: Episode 2 Gman Speech Remix (Vulgar)

[flynny42]

-EXAM- Q- Gman is a paedophile, discuss.

[JacobusParish]

LOL HILARIOUS



[flynny42]

Crowbars, nom,nom,nom! :D

[Gardevoirism]

F*** you. *dramatic music*

[thgfghfghs]

Later in black mesa east:

Alyx to Eli: Dad fuck you.

Alyx go and prepeare a cup of tea for Eli,meanwhile...

Eli to Gordon: Fuck you?Well everybody tells me that,but the first time was back at black mesa.You had just stepped into the test chamber,when he whispered that in my ear.You know who I'm talking about.Our mutual friend.

[CODMASTA]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL *dies*

[filipomel]

Dude everyone who has a dirty mind has to see this

[Ravenopaqueness]

17 people got F@#$%D! by gman

[ashpd101]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Bjornmollebro]

OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

GMan has a potty mouth, when he is in his dirty mood.

[adamnew123456]

That creepy face was absolutely appropriate. Nice job.

[Daniel0889]

ＴＨＩＳ　ＶＩＤＥＯ　ＭＡＤＥ　ＭＥ LAUGH MY ASS OFF

[Sutinennn]

1:29 I literally laughed my ass off xD

[ImSpazZ]

xD Pretty great.

[xHazardBoyx]

Thats why i must now extract from you some small shit odd for your own survival,i wish could do more than fuck you xDDDDDD

[basslovak]

"I wish i can do more than fuck you" that sounded good :D

[xB4LL50F5T33Lx]

When I ...F***ed her in white forest...

[smcmelon]

F***KING awesome :D



[smcmelon]

F***KING awesome :D

[joemanYT]

MOAR!

[finalbossmachinima]

Yeah, I bet fucking a mere child brought up objections

[Hunter57dor]

17 people got fucked by g-man :D

[Alsgirlfriend]

"Tell him I said, 'F**k you...'" xDDD I DIED.

[skuly2k]

"And if you see Doctor Vance... tell him I said 'Fuck you'!"

[MrGoodCarrots]

the most convinient for a FUCK

[black60459]

hey dad FUCK YOU- alex

[turreu]

Oh man that's great

[CosmicD]

17 ppk were not f***** by the G-man

[lolguy30]

"thats why i must extract from u some small s***.."

O_O

[MustardLung]

that was brilliant HAHAHAHAH, favorited :')

[WAITilikecookies]

Horny, Horny G-Man

[TheDurationPlusFive]

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! xD

[TheAnonim47]

lol great job :))))

[vogelrocker]

LOL HES A PHEDOPHILE!!!

[EvilSkooma]

that was well made man! great job!

[devlkiller0]

Alyx later: "Dad F**k you!"

[merowindian]

verbs for eli vance fuck you XD

[merowindian]

XD

[Graphix9]

Ladies and Gentlemen...I give you the epitome of degenerates... 4*s

[counterfight1224]

My dad barged into my room to see what was going on with the censore noise.'

Once he watched it he was laughing so hard that we had to buy the orange box.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[DeadSteal]

Whats the background song called that fades in?

[knask3]

haxxxxx

[anryth]

oh those crowbars, theyre just so temping

[jjlucas0]

Everybody type in "gift" before youtube then press enter

[LittleWhisperity]

Closed captions for the WIN!

[mechaelite]

LoL ''Relay this f*cking words: F*CK You!''

[eatablepanic]

you have to make more of these

[jakobthenpp]

OMG AHHAHAHAH I LAUGHED SO HARD!!! THE BEST COMEDY IN MONTHS FOR MEE!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA PLEASE MORE MORE MORE!!!

[MrGoodCarrots]

Now, fucking listen carefully my dear. when you see your fucking father, relay these fucking words: fuck you

gman has a swearing problem

[LeonardoWander1]

Turn on closed captions and see what happens LOLOLOLOL

[MrGoodCarrots]

"when their only experience of RAPE was with a crowbar"

LMFAO!!!

[MrGoodCarrots]

when i fucked her at white forest..

i havent laughed this hard in a while.

[kcarccrack]

16 people were f****ed by Gman :D

[TheRoflcer]

Gets Me Every time

[Iceburner96]

when you see your f***ing father...relay theese f***ing words....f*** you XDXDXDXDXD

[Walker2057]

when you see your fucking father, relay those fucking words: fuck you!

[dawsonoo7]

LOL.. tell your father: FUCK YOU! and than seeing Alyx tell her dad that and he faints haha

[DJxXxnfsu]

hahaahhahahaha "I am not one to f**k my investments"

[MsPlayerMaxSkills]

hey how do you make the gman say Fuck ?

[CheifyX]

LOL TO F*** MY INVESTMENTS

[OsanBlackCat5RS]

PERVERT!!! HES A F****ING PERVERT!!!!

[starwatcherusa]

lol ''When i Fucked her in white forest'' xD

[johnkang2000]

I wish I could do more than F******k you....

[strnadik]

When i Fucked her in White Forrest xDDDDD LOL

[Naramitzas]

i costs $400,000 to fuck a crowbar for 12 seconds

[DylanTh3Villian]

When you see your fucking father, relay these fucking works; "Fuck you."

[waldhaus9988]

.....i wish i could do more than f*ck you :D

[0BucketMask0]

"When you see your f---king father, relay these f--king words...F--k you." That's gotta be the most hilarious thing in the world.

[razor2657]

He's got a funny smile.

[Giselbartecek]

:D hillarious



[benry200]

it looks super HQ even on 240p

[CrazyMibs]

Ha Oh man thats funny man you shod do more

[psychee1]

"...but I have agreed to abide by certain... shit."

[saivert]

oh yeah you are bored all right

[BlisterEye]

Still, I am not one to fffuuu- my investments. ♥

Rofl'd hard, great job

[KaiserReich98]

I wish I could do more than F**** you.

[cohanfilms]

lol

[counterfight1224]

I know I don't f*** my investments. lololololo

[tsabszy]

:D:D:D:D:D

[XvChriisvX]

"i fucked her in white forest" lmfao

[eagle607]

when i fucked her in white forest LMFAO

[Nukr666]

"Still I am not one to **** my investiments" XD XD XD XD

[av3nger3]

I HAD TO SHIT YOUR FRIENDS LMFAO!

[BAB13100]

You sir win one FREE Internets!!

[Clutchisback1]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooosooo

[BAB13100]

Extract some small shit load?! WHET TEH FUHK!!!!

[fuckXtheXsystem]

I love it when he talks dirty. lol

[galloway6204]

relay these words,,,, Fuck you! XD

[TF2Pyrosux]

i was laughing so hard at 1:20 i almost puked

[KKTplm]

When you see your fucking father relay these fucking words " Fuck you ! "

[happyking9]

"When i ****ed her in white forrest i acted in the face of.. objections, she was a mere ****ing child"

[SirithHeruwen]

Relay these fucking words...

Fuck You

LOL'd!

[grandfire]

well played :)

[finalbossmachinima]

"When I fucked her in White Forest, I acted in the face of objections. She was a mere child and no practical use to anyone."

Yeah, I bet F***ing a mere child would be objectionable.

[roccoman5]

LOL HERES MY FAV 2 PARTS Well, now fucking listen carefully my dear...

When you see your fucking father,

Relay these fucking words...

Fuck You. There only experience of fucking was a crowbar!

[1234gunner4321]

LMFAO nice

[Deadwalkerz]

Ahhahhhahh so funny!!! LOL

[LeamanProductions]

haha, hilarious

[DJxXxnfsu]

jeez i nearly shit my pants

fuckin funny

well done dude

[DarthNihilusPwns]

Well, now fucking listen carefully my dear...

When you see your fucking father,

Relay these fucking words...

Fuck You.

[dbthanatos]

I could have died with this. I was laughing so badly, that now I have a headache!

:D

[AntiCookie007]

There only experience of fucking was a crowbar! XD ROFDL

[gmansmells]

child molester

[gmansmells]

this is f@%#$ funny

[JoshDaGoodfella]

Fuck you Mister Freeman, Fuck You.

[TerrorMaster112233]

Someone needs to make this a mod in the game!

[SimBoy48]

DO VISUALS! xD

It would be great.

[ps3garrysmodchamp]

gman is going rapist lol

raped alex in white forrest :o

[samharrison14]

i nearly died laughing XD

[AndrewArson]

Relay these words: "F*** you."

[Por345]

That was epic!

[RoninShinobi88]

Hillarious!

[futrico69]

scary

[viperx4wert]

only experience of ****ing is with a crowbar :P

[DoomJosse]

LOL

[dakotab291]

this is hysterical!!!!

[windson7]

dooctor f***mannn

[windson7]

more we want MOOR!

[mec567]

I have to avoid most naysayers by fucing them?

[mec567]

*fucking

xD

[TheCrazyguy444]

Still, I am not one to **** my investments

[copsANDmobbers]

lol "Their own idea of BEEPing was with a Croooow barrr"

[NoOnesScream]

just awesome!

[anatefcan13]

*white forest Gman Sighting, computer monitor behind eli*

Alyx "Dad,"

Eli "What is it honey?"

Alyx "F*ck you."

Eli "My god, he's back."

[EdikShepherd]

@anatefcan13

lol he's like some kind of super evil prankster

[MegaBLACKMESA]

'Still i am not want to F##k my....'

[MegaBLACKMESA]

Ь\

[Cookiez1214]

"When you see your f*cking father relay these f*cking words. F*ck you"

[Sporyi]

When I f*cked her in White Forest... LOL

[quadstrike]

ok half way through i started busting up

[slyfox43]

some of it was good like relay these word to ur ****ing father but the ones were he was saying **** in its real term was also funny but to a point

[slyfox43]

well actully nah its all 5/5

[ScottZirpolo]

Puts a whole new spin on the G-man's motives...

[piwoot]

haha "now... F***ing listen carefully, my dear" xD

[mew6112]

omfg the retarded smile on his face is funny. "And regardless of objections I f**ked her, even though she was a f**k child."

[tatu302]

when their only experience of f***ing was a crowbar xD

[1tootall96]

lolololol

[TheDarkTaker00]

a crowbar.......how....?

[quadstrike]

lolz

[madeirense31]

Still, i don´t want to f***, my investiment.

[BoltsSMasher]

OMG SO FUNNY!!!!!!!

[mbxx2]

lmao that was great!!!

[npx190]

0:19 to 0:44 Gman is a pedophile!

[P9HL2BETA]

giggity giggity goo!!

[olek1234567890]

lol the crowbar

[Loghras]

There were 3 parts where the *bleep* sounds wasn't necessary/logical, but the rest was f***ing great! xDDD

[SuperEmoBros]

@Loghras What a f***king good comment! XD

[michaels156]

it would have sounded better at the beggining if he said

this TIME might not be the most convenient for a f***

the rest of it is great, although at night if i stare at the picture for a while it gives me the creeps

[Rakkushi]

but I have agred to abide by certan......sh*t

[aukuse]

But i had to SH*T, my favorite part

[RustyBinProductions]

Very clever. And yes, I think it's funny too!

Shame you had to bleep it.... though I reckon you should've faceposed this, which would've made it even funnier! (If you have no objection I'd be happy to put together a faceposed version of this for the extra lolz).

[popcanboy]

relay these words f you

[snowjeanfr]

greeeeat!! epic!

when i f**ed her in white forest... lol

...relay these words: f**k you

[enterprise0709]

There whas a time they cared nothing for F***ing miss vance, when there onely experience of F***ing whas a crowbar.

Priceless!

[zombiepopesinc]

When you see your fucking father relay these words, fuck you

[Gothicfun104]

Hes going to f*** Freeman!

[supatails135]

That was epic XD

[Starioshka]

fu** fun***fuck xD

[DooM54326]

ROFL

[RivetsAndRain]

I had to abide by certain....shit.

[TurtIedd]

I wish, I could do more the f**k you.

[OJSimsonStoleMyfrito]

When their only experience of f***ing was a crowbar...

XD

[Browsing22]

Fucking great bro

[MrAppleby56]

relay these f****ing words...f**k you. lmao

[Alexdudeguy]

Fuckin hilarious

[tx16horton]

does any one no how 2 get gman 2 talk in gmod?

[thedarkside221]

i had to s**h your friends f***ing  what

[goneFeral]

LOL!!!!!

[huluolomu]

i could do more than fuck you xD

[Zomb999]

when I f***d her in white forest...

[shotintwiceman]

Alyx: "Dad, Fuck you."

Eli: "The last time I heard that was back in black mesa."

[slasher345]

epic, fucking, win.

[xfilip07]

rofl, awesome :D

[superstreetking95]

gman is out of the question

[b00m600]

for a **** :D

[thematt924]

Funniest f***ing thing I have heard in a long time! Awesome!

[booglegoog]

L...M...F...A...O...

[rovak901]

I wish I could do more than F*** you, but I have agreed to abide by certain sh**

XD

[matrixmairo]

alyx: dad.. theres something i needa tell you

eli: WHAT

alyx: F*** you

eli: OH SHI-