Revelation 12:14-16, "And to the woman were given two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the wilderness, into her place, where she is nourished for a time, and times, and half a time, from the face of the serpent. And the serpent cast out of his mouth water as a flood after the woman, that he might cause her to be carried away of the flood. And the earth helped the woman, and the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed up the flood which the dragon cast out of his mouth."
he sings X _ X i shat bricks for 5 walls of china pissed acid threw up ate my diner again shat bricks made serial out of bricks used my puke as milk ate it shat bricks again comited suicide then ran ran its over 9000!!! miles then blew up a car with Obama in it then went to stone age shat bricks created the wheel then went to china in the middle of ww2 there i fucked a chinese woman and gave her babys then i shat bricks agin then i teleported to xen then killed gordon then butt raped gman
then i raped gordon then i made babys with nilianth then i teleported to runescape then i comited murder then i sold my testicles to a fish monger then i bought them back then i teleported to america in 20069 there i road a hover car then i turned bi then i had groupsex with 9 ailiens then i met the justice leauge then i had babys with battman then i played with a random womans teeets then i ate nudels then i shat bricks then i shat bricks then i shat bricks in the end i came back shat bricks
Why is everybody assuming it was virginity? Honestly, Batman has plowed literally every single woman in the DC universe. Logistically, he should have no semen left in his body at all. Yet he does. Because he's Batman.
yeah but that was an easy task. what's so hard about singing. so what, he's known around the world as a hero and he can't get the fact that he sang back. but so what, it's not like everyone knows who the man under the mask is. easier to not be shy.
@johnbanks707 hmmm...let's use a lil bat LOGIC here. U mean to tell me a man trains his mind and body to the peak of physical perfection...consistently beats all manners of supervillians (Joker, Penguin, countless and nameless gangsters...and I'm not even counting superfriends vilians), raises and trains a kid in shorts named "robin" to help fight crime, and he can't train his singing voice? REALLY?!?!?!?!?
then i raped gordon then i made babys with nilianth then i teleported to runescape then i comited murder then i sold my testicles to a fish monger then i bought them back then i teleported to america in 20069 there i road a hover car then i turned bi then i had groupsex with 9 ailiens then i met the justice leauge then i had babys with battman then i played with a random womans teeets then i ate nudels then i shat bricks then i shat bricks then i shat bricks in the end i came back to this time
he sings X _ X i shat bricks for 5 wallsof china pissed acid threw up ate my diner agin shat bricks made serial out of bricks used my puke as milk ate it shat briks agin comited suicide then ran ran its over 9000!!! miles then blew up a car with obama in it then went to stone aage shat brickks created the wheel then went to china in the middle of ww2 there i fucked a chinese woman and gave her babys then i shat bricks agin then i teleported to xen then killed gordon then butt raped gmans asshole
I get it its a secret and the song symbolizes his love of Wonder Woman and that every time she tries to set up a relationship he shuts her down and he becomes sad. This secret he tried to conceal was his love for wonder woman and its a deep dark secret
Bad as the Bat Credit Card? Nah. This just demonstrates how Bat's mind works; simplest solution to the problem with no ego or vanity getting in the way. Plus the song really is fitting given his background and he does do a pretty good rendition of the song.
The villains might have been around to enjoy that, had their heads not all simultaneously exploded from the sheer levels of wrong emitting from the scene above. (Note, the scene has been heavily filtered with anti-fail barriers to make it safe for audience consumption.)
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, YOU IDIOTS HOW COULD YOU!!!! HOW COULD U MAKE ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME SING!!!! THATS EVEN WORSE THAN THE BAT CREDIT CARD, ROT IN HELLLLLL TO WHO MADE THIS EPISODE OF JUSTICE LEAGUE, TO HELLLL WITH U!!!!!!!
now, wheres that cd player hes most likely using to hide his real singing voice? D: (though hes not, i saw the episode. cant belive diana was turned into a pig D:<)
I bet its a deep dark secret you can't be secret once revealed cannot be returned to the shadows and you work hard to conceal it. I guess batman's deep dark secret was he did not want anyone to know he could sing
This is justice league unlimited, its the episode where Wonder woman gets turned into a pig and Batman does what he has to, to save her. It was more of a comedy relief episode.
@jman19mwi but not through conventional methods, lol. damian wayne is a test tube baby created in a lab using half bruce wayne's dna and half talia's. i guess something may have happened between the two...but damian is a product of chemistry not human biology. lol.
WTF :o I'm going to pretend like I never clicked this (o.o)
felixduhcat89 1 day ago
Batman so epic that he can sing to save a pig...and yet still be considered sane. and, yes I realize the pig's diana.
colmustard42 3 days ago
Batman PREVENTS crime he DOESN'T commit them!!
thatsthewayitgoes09 1 week ago
Wow. Batman has the voice of an angel. Who knew?
MegaCaveboy 3 weeks ago 2
There goes his dignity.
shibien13 1 month ago 3
Still better than Adam West dancing
Illidan360 1 month ago
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Revelation 12:14-16, "And to the woman were given two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the wilderness, into her place, where she is nourished for a time, and times, and half a time, from the face of the serpent. And the serpent cast out of his mouth water as a flood after the woman, that he might cause her to be carried away of the flood. And the earth helped the woman, and the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed up the flood which the dragon cast out of his mouth."
tpipen22 1 month ago
He knows how to sing..damn he's perfect.
chipsamy 1 month ago
my life is complete
blueblood2486 1 month ago
what the actual fuck
thamutebutton 1 month ago 4
The best moment in JLU xD
Passan09 1 month ago
My god...
TheTrueChuster 2 months ago
anyone else think the joker would have a heart attack from watching this?
Veren10000 2 months ago 9
@Veren10000 he would btw does anyone actually why he was singing? ^^ I remember
KataraTheHedgehog22 2 months ago
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Mrster 2 months ago
batman i feel for you.
Drago5537 2 months ago
His dignity died
ALSx12 2 months ago 3
Welp I got tricked.
betsunosekai 2 months ago
WTF?WTF?WTF?WTF?WTF?WTF?WTF!!!!!!!!!???????
Benjamin568 2 months ago 4
"Only You,Can make this world seem right"
ibravosp5 2 months ago
where do i find the complete song??!!!
585Morpheus 2 months ago
@585Morpheus fag
ManuelG8493 2 months ago
@585Morpheus search for "batman am I blue".
wbustudent 2 months ago
I thought she was gonna circumcise him...
videogamenostalgia 3 months ago
0:07 - 0:11 VIRGINTY!
cartman1288 3 months ago
his dignity!!!!
Legojake94 3 months ago
he sings X _ X i shat bricks for 5 walls of china pissed acid threw up ate my diner again shat bricks made serial out of bricks used my puke as milk ate it shat bricks again comited suicide then ran ran its over 9000!!! miles then blew up a car with Obama in it then went to stone age shat bricks created the wheel then went to china in the middle of ww2 there i fucked a chinese woman and gave her babys then i shat bricks agin then i teleported to xen then killed gordon then butt raped gman
markus45150 3 months ago
then i raped gordon then i made babys with nilianth then i teleported to runescape then i comited murder then i sold my testicles to a fish monger then i bought them back then i teleported to america in 20069 there i road a hover car then i turned bi then i had groupsex with 9 ailiens then i met the justice leauge then i had babys with battman then i played with a random womans teeets then i ate nudels then i shat bricks then i shat bricks then i shat bricks in the end i came back shat bricks
markus45150 3 months ago
i really wanted to hate this. i really tried to for destroying my image of batman but its just so damn *sniff* beautiful
masterKF123 3 months ago
@cyberdemon100 You dint think Batman could sing?
Hes the Goddamn Batman...
BeastlyTheOne 3 months ago 4
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BeastlyTheOne 3 months ago
JIGGLYPUFF... JIGGLY, PUFF...
pullahoko 3 months ago 5
@pullahoko lmao i knew i wasnt the only one who remembered that!
RoDiggityDangit18 3 months ago
someday we`ll see Kevin Conroy`s Greatest Hits
rijleader11 3 months ago 12
Oh no its his dignity
gruesumezed 3 months ago 4
Why is everybody assuming it was virginity? Honestly, Batman has plowed literally every single woman in the DC universe. Logistically, he should have no semen left in his body at all. Yet he does. Because he's Batman.
Purpleblob99 4 months ago 12
@Purpleblob99
they even make a joke about it in the last JLU ep
DLuniz 3 months ago
@DLuniz He did leave his DNA all over town. EXACTLY what I meant.
Purpleblob99 3 months ago
@Sephlock ah ok then XD
hedgehogdude100 4 months ago
the death of his virginity?
ssjsubscorpion 4 months ago
this is painful to watch... 0_o
DjVader112 4 months ago
Is this for real? She makes a dramatic scene and makes him sing in front of a audience?
RobertAniFreak 4 months ago
wow...
SHADOWBUBBLE5336 4 months ago
Well...that was unexpected...
TheWicknator70 4 months ago
His virginity?
Narutolvers 4 months ago
so is batman blue?
LEVIticusPHENOM 4 months ago
what episode is this??
AngleZero 4 months ago
XD!!!!
DonovaN933 4 months ago
yeah but that was an easy task. what's so hard about singing. so what, he's known around the world as a hero and he can't get the fact that he sang back. but so what, it's not like everyone knows who the man under the mask is. easier to not be shy.
lilprincekilla 4 months ago
*lol* I found this funny, but he's got a pretty sweet voice!
BarrelsPolesandJack 5 months ago 2
@jesseabrown1993 Haha its real. xD
SeantelCanady 5 months ago
idid anybody else think virginity? O.o
hedgehogdude100 5 months ago 144
@hedgehogdude100 He lost that a long time ago. He left his DNA all over town- even Waller knew about it :P.
Sephlock 4 months ago
Please tell me this is real :D
lmessaggiero 5 months ago
@lmessaggiero It is real.
Metalunited101 4 months ago
@Metalunited101 :D Awesome
lmessaggiero 4 months ago
he should sing: "i just died in your arms tonight" . . . hahhahaha
jeydominic 5 months ago
actually when i watched that episode i honestly thought she was going to ask him to reveal his identity
starflowerfantasy 5 months ago 2
@starflowerfantasy i thought he was gonna ask him for his penis o-o
vipsta11 5 months ago
The title for this ep. I think is "This Little Piggy". LOVE it, he did it for someone else's sake...as a good hero should
cheeznut07 5 months ago
Batman can't die
godfather10246 5 months ago
I just died a little inside.
FunUsernamesAreGone 5 months ago
And Joker just sat there and ate his popcorn, not smiling, because he couldn't think of a punchline for something astonishing like that.
TheToenninga 5 months ago 7
Poor Batsy.
YellowoboeThe 5 months ago
what is the name of this episode?
mariobatboy15 5 months ago
WTF??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!
Esau2507 5 months ago
lol i've been singing this every since this episode came out...now when i sing, my kids say batman mommy batman. :)
SlinkyPie 5 months ago
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SlinkyPie 5 months ago
wow taking off his mask probably would've been better
KennyG881 5 months ago
Oh geez.
Gotta love animated television shows, huh.
GoldenFlither15 5 months ago 3
the batman just shows another talent hes got
LBJordan1 6 months ago
"The Death of Batman's Self Respect" would be a better title
TheDFproject 6 months ago 153
@TheDFproject thats would be the RIGHT title...
Passan09 1 month ago
This just made my day!! lol Can't. Stop. Laughing! lol XD
Bellas2random 6 months ago
Bruce Wayne always sounded like a crooner's name.
envinoveritus 6 months ago
Whoa. Batman's singing is actually pretty decent. Who knew the Caped Crusader could actually sing the Blues?
johnbanks707 6 months ago 4
@johnbanks707 hmmm...let's use a lil bat LOGIC here. U mean to tell me a man trains his mind and body to the peak of physical perfection...consistently beats all manners of supervillians (Joker, Penguin, countless and nameless gangsters...and I'm not even counting superfriends vilians), raises and trains a kid in shorts named "robin" to help fight crime, and he can't train his singing voice? REALLY?!?!?!?!?
dddevin69 6 months ago
in-0:01 he siad i want somthing... and look at batman in 0:15 xcddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
TvMaster234 6 months ago
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TvMaster234 6 months ago
WTF?!!!
a6obillo 6 months ago
LOL WHAT EPISODE IS THIS???
MYLEG323 6 months ago
@MYLEG323 Justice League Unlimited Episode 5
edwardwright296 6 months ago
@hellsangelbitch eexelent
markus45150 6 months ago
Imagine the Dark Knight Voice Batman would do this.....
DiSi42 6 months ago
0:15 not my virginity!
spinze2000 6 months ago
Don't laugh, that's how my uncle died.
DeepEye1994 6 months ago
sing it baby
PotatoNirvash 6 months ago
Who knew that the Dark Knight had a lovely singing voice? Well, I guess he REALLY CAN do pretty much anything. (@_@))
FrenziedMadness25 6 months ago
to well u guys of my trips and now u must read my storry of orgys
markus45150 6 months ago
then i raped gordon then i made babys with nilianth then i teleported to runescape then i comited murder then i sold my testicles to a fish monger then i bought them back then i teleported to america in 20069 there i road a hover car then i turned bi then i had groupsex with 9 ailiens then i met the justice leauge then i had babys with battman then i played with a random womans teeets then i ate nudels then i shat bricks then i shat bricks then i shat bricks in the end i came back to this time
markus45150 6 months ago
he sings X _ X i shat bricks for 5 wallsof china pissed acid threw up ate my diner agin shat bricks made serial out of bricks used my puke as milk ate it shat briks agin comited suicide then ran ran its over 9000!!! miles then blew up a car with obama in it then went to stone aage shat brickks created the wheel then went to china in the middle of ww2 there i fucked a chinese woman and gave her babys then i shat bricks agin then i teleported to xen then killed gordon then butt raped gmans asshole
markus45150 6 months ago
@markus45150 what the fuck ????
hellsangelbitch 6 months ago
i shat enough bricks to make 3 walls of china.....
iHolyDude 6 months ago
I get it its a secret and the song symbolizes his love of Wonder Woman and that every time she tries to set up a relationship he shuts her down and he becomes sad. This secret he tried to conceal was his love for wonder woman and its a deep dark secret
Wingzero5555 6 months ago
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)Y BATMAN SINGING!!!
tyreltop 7 months ago
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Tiyong55 7 months ago
his...dignity?
sirenalol 7 months ago 4
... His dignity, huh?
He's not half bad, actually.
Wish they'd start airing the show again now that I have the ability (and channel) to watch it.
RhiannonFaylinn 7 months ago
O..M..G.. He's actually not that bad!
awsomechris5241 7 months ago
you fuckin fool theres a difference between dien and singin
brazzo101 7 months ago 3
Bad as the Bat Credit Card? Nah. This just demonstrates how Bat's mind works; simplest solution to the problem with no ego or vanity getting in the way. Plus the song really is fitting given his background and he does do a pretty good rendition of the song.
malcolmpierce7 7 months ago
He's got a good voice.
I think Bruce missed his true calling.
Spinwheeling 7 months ago 3
i loved that episode i wish they would start back showing justice league
shaskil98 7 months ago
@shaskil98 They do on channel 45 (for me) teletoon on fridays at 7:30
VampireDiairesLover8 7 months ago
The villains might have been around to enjoy that, had their heads not all simultaneously exploded from the sheer levels of wrong emitting from the scene above. (Note, the scene has been heavily filtered with anti-fail barriers to make it safe for audience consumption.)
Theearl444 7 months ago
i cried of not how not great the song was but becase my favorite superheros died r.i.p batman
TheSUPERMANFAN1 7 months ago
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, YOU IDIOTS HOW COULD YOU!!!! HOW COULD U MAKE ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME SING!!!! THATS EVEN WORSE THAN THE BAT CREDIT CARD, ROT IN HELLLLLL TO WHO MADE THIS EPISODE OF JUSTICE LEAGUE, TO HELLLL WITH U!!!!!!!
kevin72013 7 months ago
@kevin72013 lol
flower0scotland 7 months ago
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kevin72013 7 months ago
Not my verginity!!!
morrisl123 7 months ago
...not my dignity!!!
regalmastermind 7 months ago
it should be Justice League - Death of fans of Batman
MrLinusJoshua 7 months ago
i think i died.....because.....i can't feel anything....it's scary O_O
coroixiwa 7 months ago
So... his dignity?
Mickwhitefire28 8 months ago
batman + singing = my death and joker running off screaming
VampireDiairesLover8 8 months ago
So his deep dark secret is he can sing and has a passion for theater explains alot I bet the joker as his manager would be awsome
twohornz 8 months ago 4
is ot me or is she talking about his pride or dignity or someing?
16nwb1 8 months ago
The only time when the batman could really scare the shit out of the joker
Batpod05 8 months ago 13
huh were is the death of him i dont want him to die he is the greatest super hero ever in the legen hisrory and more
The501Rex 8 months ago
huh were is the death of him
The501Rex 8 months ago
@H0rr0rSc0pe OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Shikamaru524 9 months ago
She wants to know if Batman and Robin are a gay couple or not.
videogamenostalgia 9 months ago
now, wheres that cd player hes most likely using to hide his real singing voice? D: (though hes not, i saw the episode. cant belive diana was turned into a pig D:<)
Reotaganaeitorturer 9 months ago
Holy Shit. I'm impressed.
neutralhero999 9 months ago 5
I bet its a deep dark secret you can't be secret once revealed cannot be returned to the shadows and you work hard to conceal it. I guess batman's deep dark secret was he did not want anyone to know he could sing
Wingzero5555 9 months ago 70
HIS FRIGGIN IDENTIDY YOU RETARDS
floridagirlsrock 9 months ago
This is justice league unlimited, its the episode where Wonder woman gets turned into a pig and Batman does what he has to, to save her. It was more of a comedy relief episode.
antisadism 9 months ago
uh wat cant batman do
ufffkfkij 9 months ago
lol she wanted his dignity. ahahahahahaha
mrnoni6221 10 months ago
anyone else doesn't get this?
BrawnyLion 10 months ago
@H0rr0rSc0pe no
spiderfreak1011 10 months ago
Batman...SINGING!? IT'S THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!
TheNexus18 10 months ago 5
BATMAN. IS. SINGING.
My brain exploded and I shat bricks
JyskyRakas 11 months ago 230
@JyskyRakas you're not the one who did the same XD
Hypercosmo1 7 months ago
@H0rr0rSc0pe come on!!!!!!!!!!
cyberpan23 11 months ago
Batman? A virgin? My hairy dick.
badboi0717 11 months ago
batman went super emo
ashdonman 11 months ago
Better then Justin Bieber
PrinceLuis100 11 months ago 11
@H0rr0rSc0pe
im sure he had baba bobo bibi bubu with diana or rachel -.^
akkifans 11 months ago
even after this, his manhood is intact. Once you're Batman, you can't lose anything.
dendara100 11 months ago 10
what...the...fuck?
TheFatalitymaster 11 months ago
@H0rr0rSc0pe kinda can't get that from him talia rahs al ghuls daughter kinda raped him lol
booster114 11 months ago
His virginity?!?!
cloudx216 11 months ago
@cloudx216 his identidy
floridagirlsrock 9 months ago
OH... MY... GOD
dlass7710 1 year ago
...BECAUSE HES THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!!!!!
VideoWatcher3012 1 year ago 4
Batrolled.
CRNGE 1 year ago 5
Omg noo....it's not possible. BATMAN HAS lOST HIS VIRGINITY! xD
Hermoor 1 year ago
@H0rr0rSc0pe bruce is not a virgin, one of the robin is his son
jman19mwi 1 year ago
@jman19mwi but not through conventional methods, lol. damian wayne is a test tube baby created in a lab using half bruce wayne's dna and half talia's. i guess something may have happened between the two...but damian is a product of chemistry not human biology. lol.
philipcho1 1 year ago
WHAT EPISODE IS THIS?????
SteveThePCGamer 1 year ago
@H0rr0rSc0pe BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
SteveThePCGamer 1 year ago
You guys dont get it... HE IS BATMAN. THERE isnt ANYTHING Bats ISNT ABLE TO DO!!!!!!!!
BlackPookie 1 year ago 4
@H0rr0rSc0pe LOLOL
BlackPookie 1 year ago
well they miss the batman from the 60's i guess?
GUARIKAKANAY 1 year ago
@H0rr0rSc0pe i did
MrStithmister 1 year ago
LOOOOOOL
beselmi15 1 year ago
She to his dignity lmao!!
BLACKCATSTUNER 1 year ago
Why does this exist?
rupertandme 1 year ago
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
SilentRaider52 1 year ago
is he singing
alwaysloveable2 1 year ago
wasnt the episode called this little piggy?
Lexx25 1 year ago
@Lexx25 Yeah! one of my fave. =D
dlovesrcdr 1 year ago
@iChristian91206 batman always has kryptonite.
cubed1OCBZ 1 year ago
@H0rr0rSc0pe Or his man hood.
KingManOld 1 year ago
lmao batman singing didnt see that one coming
xx840 1 year ago
@xx840 He made Zanata and erm (brain fart) the magic lady cry with his singing. lol
TheLeprechuan 1 year ago
Is there anything he can't do?
cubed1OCBZ 1 year ago 7
I remember this episode funny
BlueBROWNPRIDE 1 year ago
This is the only time I have seen Batman doing something very funny xD
Kantera125 1 year ago 53
@Kantera125 it was not funny i thought it poetic and soulful
shaggz05 7 months ago
xD I was thinking that she wanted to know Batman`s identity.
But this was really hilarious.
Kantera125 1 year ago
awoa
batman:
playboy,crime fighter and a singer awsome
cocolunatic134 1 year ago 4
he sings like he is from the 50s i think he sings nice...ish
Hinata21994 1 year ago