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  • wow...what a douche bag

  • no fair! a dollar per view? if i get 55 million views, u would be the richest man in the world. What if smosh did this partners program of urs? u would be a multi-trillionaire!

  • "Heinz ketchup, making kisses since 1987." best slogan ever.

  • What A Dollar A View Freddiw Gets 50 Cents A View!!!

  • Hahaha "Just like weekly payments of like, i dunno, 40$"

    "You have nothing to loose!'

    LOL sign me up xD

  • I'm DaxFlame partner ship and I'm his friend

  • wtf

  • you sound like boxxy

  • your awesome

  • So you and Scarlett johanson are gonna deep throat a hot dog together and then make you. Although you would both enjoy the deep throating, good luck getting Scarlett to go any where near you

  • @claybohn jerk just because u have problems doesnt meen u have to talk about them

  • in for no money!!! fortune means money!!! lol

  • I'm Daxflame daxflame partnership/friend!

  • @TheEjayProductions IT WORKED! Thanks dax!

  • Oh my goodness there are soooo many things wrong with this video. What person in their right mind is going to pay a 15 year old kid, at the time, $40 dollars a week, or $160 a month (more than most family cell phone plans)? Worse than that, $1 per view, and if you get $1,000 views you owe him $1,000. The $1 per view is based off the viewers that you get from his subscribers, but you can't tell who views Dax's and who views yours. I hope that this kid didn't go into business.

  • @SecretSonya i would

  • what a fag

  • " im not in youtube for the money, im in it for the three f's, fame, friends, and FORTUNE"

    Good thing his no in for the money hahaha

  • Be a part of history

    Be a Dax Partner

    Epic

  • john f. kennedy said that you clown

  • @OfficerMcGroist

    im actually pretty sure it was Franklin D. Roosevelt who said it.  ^^;

    "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself"

  • @OfficerMcGroist it was FDR after Dec. 7th 1941. "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself"..

  • @OfficerMcGroist alright apparently it was FDR don't listen to my sorry ass

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  • that's way 2 much money, u say your in it 4 3 f's, the last 1 is fortune, and now your trying 2 steal our $. U r so selfish. I enjoy watching your videos, but how dare u!

  • 3,000 a month lol go fuck urself

  • im daxflame partnership and daxflame is my friend

  • YOUR GAY.

  • 100 dollars says noone has done this

  • Hahaha you're great

  • fortune is money, and why would we pay to make videos on your website if we can make videos on youtube for free. we lose money. that doesn't make sense. "you can't be scared of anything except of being scared.

  • a doller per veiw? wow

  • your not in it for the money but your in it for the fortune?? lmao

  • I'm Daxflame partnership, and Daxflame is my freind.

  • I AM ! PARTNERED DAX FLAME

  • How about you subscribe to me and when I get 1k subs, I will pay your butt some money!!!

  • he just wants to see scarlet johansen eat a hot dog :)

  • I'm Daxflame partnership and Daxflame is my friend.

  • im pretty sure the saying is "fear nothing except fear itself" LOL

  • I'm a part of Daxflame partnership and I'm Daxflame's friend.

  • I'm Daxflame partnership/friend!

  • I'm Daxflame partnership/friend!

  • 1987? LOL! Heinz has been around for way longer than that!

  • heinz was founded in 1869. so only 100 years out lol.

  • how bout $0.05 a view, so for 10,000 views, it's 500 bucks

  • Don't tell me to fuck off

  • i knew about you but i accidentally saw this video. To the Youtube guys: Why are all the people you pimp and poke into our eyes are complete retards who can't make videos? Tell me youtube guys, a 1.7 billion dollar site can't find actual videomakers? There are many people who make actually entertaining videos. What the hell is wrong with you?

  • this guy is acting, he doesn't actually studder and all, if you think he has no talent or sence of humour then it'll be easy so get as many subscribers as him, right? reply when you get 100000 subs.

  • fourtune is money

  • good idea for the advert

  • LOLLL!!! Daxflame is normally really funny, but I'm almost certain his "Partnership" Is entirely illegal.

  • ur not even worth half a penny

  • Some people can play a part so well it is believable and the audience response as if

    it where true. On the other hand....

    Best wishes with your goal.

  • fortune is money

  • he is a youtube partner now, he makes money, too bad he never makes video.

  • haha this is like youtubeprostitution.

  • oh wait, you mean 1$ per view on our videos...NO WAY!!!!!!!!I have over 2k views on just 1 of my videos, which I got in barely any amount of time. Now if I was using your partnership, then I would have to pay $2,000 or I could wait a couple days and not pay anything.

  • if its $1 per view, and you only have 149 videos, then how come you are making us pay $3,000 per month? Only if we were stupid, and you had 3,000 videos and we watch all of them once in one month. But still...a rip off...

  • i'm dax's friend!he roxx

  • $1 per view?! One if my video got viewed 10,000 times?!

  • Then ur screwed if you don't have that money lol

  • daxflame is not into this for money. he just wants fortune (???????) and pay him 1$ per veiw you recieve - we'd be losing nothing :X (????)

  • you have to apply to be a partner :)

  • u guys who are rude to dax are not good people

  • knowing his real name doesn't prove anything,

    for the amount of videos he's done maintaining a character so well and each video with such nuance would be impossible,

    he is not acting, there is no one that good at acting. if there is, he/she is not 16 years old

  • and have our eyes closed cuz its yummy with ketchup

  • 2 much money

  • Heinz. Since 1987. Brilliant.

  • dont really want to spam the comments but!

    I'm Daxflame partnership/friend!

  • is he a youtube partner yet?

  • He is

  • i have a risk of not going to college because i will spend money on this bull&^%*

  • OMG dont people realize HE IS ACTING!! I mean obviously its not real. People still dont know that his real name is Madison Patrello. It's sick how u guys think its real. So actually you are the retard! YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!

  • YOU GET NOTHING!

  • lmao! exactly!! ur the first one to understand why i say that! everybody else just thinks im retarded. haha

  • It's all there! BLACK AND WHITE! YOU BUMPED INTO THE CELING, WHICH NOW HAS TO BE WASHED! YOU GET NOTHING!

    YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!!!!

  • hahaha!!! u must like exactly wat i do cuz first off, its a daxflame video, and second, u know wat im talking about when nobody else does. lmao! yehh....watsup?

  • Damn, some beat me to it...

    Fuck it...

    YOU LOSE!

    GOOD DAY, SIR!

  • chhh... I caught you, and I see where ampla said, YOU GET NOTHING

  • lol. yeh.

  • ok dude heres the thing...you said your not in it for the money...yet your third f was the fortune...wats up with that...that was fuckin stupid you dumb motherfcuker...go get some mental help or something...just cause your the #32 most subscribed doesnt mean you should get money...why dont you just get a job you stupid moron...

  • thisz is fcuktarded

  • yah we could lose money doofus

  • Hey buddy,

    I dont know about this thing. Youve had better ideas.

    And that quote by "you" sounds strangely like FDR's speech: "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

    You're smart though, keep it real

  • I want you to suck on my hot dog.

  • you suck grampa balls sobu219

  • dax that sounds great but its literly impossible cuz im only 13 i dont have the money so ya ....sorry

  • im not in this for the money.. im in this for the three fs: fame, friendship, and.. fortune..

  • nobody has that kind of money

  • I dont get it. I pay him $3000 per month and get lots of views. I have better time with my life

  • Sorry I forgot you don't like that word.

  • This is stupid. I wanted to be your friend but I can't pay $3,000 a month to be your friend.

  • hienz ketchup "Making kisses since... uhm... 1987"

  • whats ur address? we need to know so we can ....um... send you the money...

  • yeah, right, there's nothing to lose for me but 40 dollars a week!!!

  • I'm Daxflame partnership/friend!

  • I'm Daxflame partnership/friend!

  • Knock Knock......Eric.....Eric Mills.

  • "I'm not in it for the money, i'm in it for the free F's blahblah..And the fortune.." Wtf? you're not in it for the money but you're in it for the fortune?

  • lol

  • you have to apply to be a youtube partner

  • i am dax flames friend a nd g=his freind

  • i am dax flame partnership and i am his freind

  • He probably doesn't understand that fortune means money. He probably think it means luck, or... Prediction...

  • I like the noises he makes eating the hotdog.

  • "scarlett johannson... she's pretty"

    so cute.

  • I'm Daxflame partnership/friend

  • 3fs! LMAO.

  • Is it me or did he say he WASN'T in it for the money and than said he is in it for the friends, fame, and FORTUNE?

    That is contradiction, deary. Stay consistent.

  • I'm Daxflame partnership/friend!

  • 3k a month??? that is ridiculous dude!

  • u sound like a 4 year old

  • there is no money on youtube you idiot

  • "Yummy with ketchup" ahaha.

    Dax you silly little bitch.

  • well we could loose alot of money! :P

  • I'm Daxflame partnership/friend

  • well when ever they made there company [1987] as you said, kissing has nothing to do with ketchup? or maybe it does.. and im the stupid one

  • yeah, isn´t that hillarious? how could anyone believe that this is anything else but great acting...he´s got such great timing...

  • do u actually dress urself or does one of those mental hospital nurses or old people homes nurses whos blind come in to dress you?

  • Give me a chance? I love your videos! I sent you a video response... if you like you can accept it. I understand if you don't... I'm just a little on the poor side. GREAT commercial idea, by the way!

  • Kid, you have the most fucked up sense of logic I've ever heard of...

  • 75k subscribers? I don't get it...

  • Nothing to lose... except money. RIPOFF!

  • I'm Daxflame partnership/friend!

  • no it doesn't make sense

    alot like most of the rubbish that comes out of your mouth

  • haha fortune is money dax!!

  • isn't fourtune money?

  • $1 PER VIEW....wow....

  • lol ''theres no loss for you'' yer what bout the person paying lol 40 dollars a week we pay you! wtf youtubes not about money.

  • BITCH!

  • lol

    omg

    ur sick

    get a life

  • whats with the MASSIVE white spot in your hair

  • spiffy lol

  • "50 tho-7 thousand dollars and here I come hehe"

  • I would give you $10 and you stop posting your videos

  • I'll give him $100

  • $1 a view? That wouldn't work.

  • I'm not Dax's partnership or friend

  • I'm Daxflame's partnership and friend.

  • wow what a waste of mone

  • lol, ketchup since 1987? o.O

  • the person eating the hotdog with u, should be jacob

  • People could lose money.

  • hey dax... i love ur heinz ketchup commercial idea.... but it would be much better if i was on the other end rather than that whore scarlette johanson :D

  • i'm daxflame partnership and daxflames friend

  • nobodys gonna pay you

  • I heard that Jacob is out fuking the lifeguard/your future girlfriend?

    THERE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU.

  • who would pay precious money for youtube fame?

  • fortune is money you dumb ass