no fair! a dollar per view? if i get 55 million views, u would be the richest man in the world. What if smosh did this partners program of urs? u would be a multi-trillionaire!
So you and Scarlett johanson are gonna deep throat a hot dog together and then make you. Although you would both enjoy the deep throating, good luck getting Scarlett to go any where near you
Oh my goodness there are soooo many things wrong with this video. What person in their right mind is going to pay a 15 year old kid, at the time, $40 dollars a week, or $160 a month (more than most family cell phone plans)? Worse than that, $1 per view, and if you get $1,000 views you owe him $1,000. The $1 per view is based off the viewers that you get from his subscribers, but you can't tell who views Dax's and who views yours. I hope that this kid didn't go into business.
someone once told me this: "daxflame, you cannot be scared of anything except for being scared." who told me this, you are asking? daxflame said that.
that's way 2 much money, u say your in it 4 3 f's, the last 1 is fortune, and now your trying 2 steal our $. U r so selfish. I enjoy watching your videos, but how dare u!
fortune is money, and why would we pay to make videos on your website if we can make videos on youtube for free. we lose money. that doesn't make sense. "you can't be scared of anything except of being scared.
how da fuck do u get some many views and subscribers u got tourettes or something my god your skinny and annoying as hell you are obsessed with money which you will never get
i knew about you but i accidentally saw this video. To the Youtube guys: Why are all the people you pimp and poke into our eyes are complete retards who can't make videos? Tell me youtube guys, a 1.7 billion dollar site can't find actual videomakers? There are many people who make actually entertaining videos. What the hell is wrong with you?
this guy is acting, he doesn't actually studder and all, if you think he has no talent or sence of humour then it'll be easy so get as many subscribers as him, right? reply when you get 100000 subs.
I Love this Video and also I checked out your Channel. Very interesting! If you need any help getting this Video and your Channel exposed to were it is top in all the search I found this site called tubeviews.(net) that has took my breath away. I'm working on my 4th Channel now, this one I just made. My Videos are getting so many hits now. Check it out and keep in touch.
oh wait, you mean 1$ per view on our videos...NO WAY!!!!!!!!I have over 2k views on just 1 of my videos, which I got in barely any amount of time. Now if I was using your partnership, then I would have to pay $2,000 or I could wait a couple days and not pay anything.
if its $1 per view, and you only have 149 videos, then how come you are making us pay $3,000 per month? Only if we were stupid, and you had 3,000 videos and we watch all of them once in one month. But still...a rip off...
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you've got to be retarded. those girls u talk about dont like you. they never will. drop it. u dont have friends because u try to hard. ur joke arent funny. u stutter way to much. and u sound mentally challenged. ur not in it for the money but ur in it for the fame, friend, and fortune? fortune is money u idiot. and nobody is going to pay 3,000 dollars just for people to watch their videos. nobody is that stupid. well no i take that back maybe u are.your not even funny. ur dumb. ur a retard!!!!
OMG dont people realize HE IS ACTING!! I mean obviously its not real. People still dont know that his real name is Madison Patrello. It's sick how u guys think its real. So actually you are the retard! YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!
hahaha!!! u must like exactly wat i do cuz first off, its a daxflame video, and second, u know wat im talking about when nobody else does. lmao! yehh....watsup?
ok dude heres the thing...you said your not in it for the money...yet your third f was the fortune...wats up with that...that was fuckin stupid you dumb motherfcuker...go get some mental help or something...just cause your the #32 most subscribed doesnt mean you should get money...why dont you just get a job you stupid moron...
"I'm not in it for the money, i'm in it for the free F's blahblah..And the fortune.." Wtf? you're not in it for the money but you're in it for the fortune?
Give me a chance? I love your videos! I sent you a video response... if you like you can accept it. I understand if you don't... I'm just a little on the poor side. GREAT commercial idea, by the way!
hey dax... i love ur heinz ketchup commercial idea.... but it would be much better if i was on the other end rather than that whore scarlette johanson :D
Dax Flame, what a cool name, but I heard you stole tampons from Matt Martin of Olney Maryland. You know he is the Tampon master and he WILL COME FOR YOU. You better say sorry to Matt Martin!!!
wow...what a douche bag
Farhan1242 1 month ago
no fair! a dollar per view? if i get 55 million views, u would be the richest man in the world. What if smosh did this partners program of urs? u would be a multi-trillionaire!
STIFILMS 2 months ago
"Heinz ketchup, making kisses since 1987." best slogan ever.
PapMoose 5 months ago
What A Dollar A View Freddiw Gets 50 Cents A View!!!
KylesNuclearFilms 5 months ago
Hahaha "Just like weekly payments of like, i dunno, 40$"
"You have nothing to loose!'
LOL sign me up xD
MelanieLikesTurtles 7 months ago
I'm DaxFlame partner ship and I'm his friend
ilovebarrett61 9 months ago
wtf
Cryptonitt 1 year ago
you sound like boxxy
radulica 1 year ago
your awesome
zebbythezebra1 1 year ago
So you and Scarlett johanson are gonna deep throat a hot dog together and then make you. Although you would both enjoy the deep throating, good luck getting Scarlett to go any where near you
claybohn 1 year ago
@claybohn jerk just because u have problems doesnt meen u have to talk about them
zebbythezebra1 1 year ago
in for no money!!! fortune means money!!! lol
TheWilburProductions 1 year ago
I'm Daxflame daxflame partnership/friend!
TheEjayProductions 1 year ago
@TheEjayProductions IT WORKED! Thanks dax!
TheEjayProductions 1 year ago
Oh my goodness there are soooo many things wrong with this video. What person in their right mind is going to pay a 15 year old kid, at the time, $40 dollars a week, or $160 a month (more than most family cell phone plans)? Worse than that, $1 per view, and if you get $1,000 views you owe him $1,000. The $1 per view is based off the viewers that you get from his subscribers, but you can't tell who views Dax's and who views yours. I hope that this kid didn't go into business.
SecretSonya 1 year ago
@SecretSonya i would
shreader12345 1 year ago
what a fag
Mambo2able1 1 year ago
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you should be the president of the united states
JackIsPuzzled 1 year ago
" im not in youtube for the money, im in it for the three f's, fame, friends, and FORTUNE"
Good thing his no in for the money hahaha
pujackliker5000 1 year ago
Be a part of history
Be a Dax Partner
Epic
gopherhockeyfreak 1 year ago 2
john f. kennedy said that you clown
OfficerMcGroist 1 year ago
@OfficerMcGroist
im actually pretty sure it was Franklin D. Roosevelt who said it. ^^;
"the only thing we have to fear is fear itself"
oliveoil188 1 year ago
@OfficerMcGroist it was FDR after Dec. 7th 1941. "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself"..
quadbravo 1 year ago
@OfficerMcGroist alright apparently it was FDR don't listen to my sorry ass
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someone once told me this: "daxflame, you cannot be scared of anything except for being scared." who told me this, you are asking? daxflame said that.
aaaahahaha, hilarious!
gelingelingx 1 year ago
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gelingelingx 1 year ago
that's way 2 much money, u say your in it 4 3 f's, the last 1 is fortune, and now your trying 2 steal our $. U r so selfish. I enjoy watching your videos, but how dare u!
mysterio824 2 years ago
3,000 a month lol go fuck urself
TheRockandrolltrain 2 years ago
im daxflame partnership and daxflame is my friend
fiveironscott 2 years ago
YOUR GAY.
ConjoinedSkittle 2 years ago
100 dollars says noone has done this
puppystomper324 2 years ago
Hahaha you're great
AshleysPlan 2 years ago
fortune is money, and why would we pay to make videos on your website if we can make videos on youtube for free. we lose money. that doesn't make sense. "you can't be scared of anything except of being scared.
NightCrawlerKV 2 years ago
a doller per veiw? wow
TheBananaBandana 2 years ago
your not in it for the money but your in it for the fortune?? lmao
CraigLive 2 years ago
I'm Daxflame partnership, and Daxflame is my freind.
JudgeRoot 2 years ago
I AM ! PARTNERED DAX FLAME
ChriyR 2 years ago
How about you subscribe to me and when I get 1k subs, I will pay your butt some money!!!
FashionistaAtlanta 2 years ago
he just wants to see scarlet johansen eat a hot dog :)
RockYourLobster 2 years ago
I'm Daxflame partnership and Daxflame is my friend.
Palmcrusher 2 years ago
im pretty sure the saying is "fear nothing except fear itself" LOL
BL00DYW0LFY09 2 years ago
I'm a part of Daxflame partnership and I'm Daxflame's friend.
FATToney12 2 years ago
I'm Daxflame partnership/friend!
WinterTroll 2 years ago
I'm Daxflame partnership/friend!
rnllsux13 2 years ago
1987? LOL! Heinz has been around for way longer than that!
LippyProductions 2 years ago
heinz was founded in 1869. so only 100 years out lol.
hiddengen 2 years ago
how bout $0.05 a view, so for 10,000 views, it's 500 bucks
Flipty11 2 years ago
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how da fuck do u get some many views and subscribers u got tourettes or something my god your skinny and annoying as hell you are obsessed with money which you will never get
SytheGrenade 2 years ago
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The 3 F's
-F___ you
-F___ anyone who subscribed to you
-F___ your short shorts
Bandosmafia 2 years ago
Don't tell me to fuck off
kw1ksh0t 2 years ago
i knew about you but i accidentally saw this video. To the Youtube guys: Why are all the people you pimp and poke into our eyes are complete retards who can't make videos? Tell me youtube guys, a 1.7 billion dollar site can't find actual videomakers? There are many people who make actually entertaining videos. What the hell is wrong with you?
conmech 2 years ago
this guy is acting, he doesn't actually studder and all, if you think he has no talent or sence of humour then it'll be easy so get as many subscribers as him, right? reply when you get 100000 subs.
IzUalKarbad 2 years ago 2
fourtune is money
RikiTikiTaviL 2 years ago
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I Love this Video and also I checked out your Channel. Very interesting! If you need any help getting this Video and your Channel exposed to were it is top in all the search I found this site called tubeviews.(net) that has took my breath away. I'm working on my 4th Channel now, this one I just made. My Videos are getting so many hits now. Check it out and keep in touch.
Your Videos are Unique!
Maryabine 2 years ago
good idea for the advert
kw1ksh0t 2 years ago
LOLLL!!! Daxflame is normally really funny, but I'm almost certain his "Partnership" Is entirely illegal.
Hissingace110 3 years ago
ur not even worth half a penny
finscigliano 3 years ago
Some people can play a part so well it is believable and the audience response as if
it where true. On the other hand....
Best wishes with your goal.
findthejohn 3 years ago 4
fortune is money
eluveitiefann 3 years ago 9
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this kid is that gay to say im worth a 1000000000000000000000000 dollars gay
PS doctor NIC says to brush teeth before every meal
awolpete 3 years ago
he is a youtube partner now, he makes money, too bad he never makes video.
flamingstick 3 years ago 3
haha this is like youtubeprostitution.
MuddleEarth 3 years ago 3
oh wait, you mean 1$ per view on our videos...NO WAY!!!!!!!!I have over 2k views on just 1 of my videos, which I got in barely any amount of time. Now if I was using your partnership, then I would have to pay $2,000 or I could wait a couple days and not pay anything.
W8ter5 3 years ago
if its $1 per view, and you only have 149 videos, then how come you are making us pay $3,000 per month? Only if we were stupid, and you had 3,000 videos and we watch all of them once in one month. But still...a rip off...
W8ter5 3 years ago
i'm dax's friend!he roxx
brianaccs 3 years ago
$1 per view?! One if my video got viewed 10,000 times?!
meatloafcomics 3 years ago
Then ur screwed if you don't have that money lol
Edwardodude 3 years ago
daxflame is not into this for money. he just wants fortune (???????) and pay him 1$ per veiw you recieve - we'd be losing nothing :X (????)
wastelandsoldiers1 3 years ago 2
you have to apply to be a partner :)
DarkKnightLego 3 years ago
u guys who are rude to dax are not good people
wowitsaaron 3 years ago 4
knowing his real name doesn't prove anything,
for the amount of videos he's done maintaining a character so well and each video with such nuance would be impossible,
he is not acting, there is no one that good at acting. if there is, he/she is not 16 years old
ivanisaacs 3 years ago 3
and have our eyes closed cuz its yummy with ketchup
x0whatsername0x 3 years ago
2 much money
evilmarmar 3 years ago 2
Heinz. Since 1987. Brilliant.
nume26 3 years ago
dont really want to spam the comments but!
I'm Daxflame partnership/friend!
11danus 3 years ago
is he a youtube partner yet?
ileavecrappycomments 3 years ago
He is
jround93 3 years ago
i have a risk of not going to college because i will spend money on this bull&^%*
alex14205 3 years ago 3
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you've got to be retarded. those girls u talk about dont like you. they never will. drop it. u dont have friends because u try to hard. ur joke arent funny. u stutter way to much. and u sound mentally challenged. ur not in it for the money but ur in it for the fame, friend, and fortune? fortune is money u idiot. and nobody is going to pay 3,000 dollars just for people to watch their videos. nobody is that stupid. well no i take that back maybe u are.your not even funny. ur dumb. ur a retard!!!!
beckymaemullen 3 years ago
OMG dont people realize HE IS ACTING!! I mean obviously its not real. People still dont know that his real name is Madison Patrello. It's sick how u guys think its real. So actually you are the retard! YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!
joellemos1994 3 years ago
YOU GET NOTHING!
supermax1998 3 years ago
lmao! exactly!! ur the first one to understand why i say that! everybody else just thinks im retarded. haha
joellemos1994 3 years ago
It's all there! BLACK AND WHITE! YOU BUMPED INTO THE CELING, WHICH NOW HAS TO BE WASHED! YOU GET NOTHING!
YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!!!!
supermax1998 3 years ago
hahaha!!! u must like exactly wat i do cuz first off, its a daxflame video, and second, u know wat im talking about when nobody else does. lmao! yehh....watsup?
joellemos1994 3 years ago
Damn, some beat me to it...
Fuck it...
YOU LOSE!
GOOD DAY, SIR!
JacobRudduck 3 years ago
chhh... I caught you, and I see where ampla said, YOU GET NOTHING
veryevillemons 3 years ago
lol. yeh.
joellemos1994 3 years ago
ok dude heres the thing...you said your not in it for the money...yet your third f was the fortune...wats up with that...that was fuckin stupid you dumb motherfcuker...go get some mental help or something...just cause your the #32 most subscribed doesnt mean you should get money...why dont you just get a job you stupid moron...
littlemac902004 3 years ago
thisz is fcuktarded
melveex3 3 years ago
yah we could lose money doofus
llikepie 3 years ago
Hey buddy,
I dont know about this thing. Youve had better ideas.
And that quote by "you" sounds strangely like FDR's speech: "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
You're smart though, keep it real
icorry 3 years ago
I want you to suck on my hot dog.
sobu219 3 years ago 4
you suck grampa balls sobu219
katalystkombucha 3 years ago
dax that sounds great but its literly impossible cuz im only 13 i dont have the money so ya ....sorry
nadinelove27 3 years ago
im not in this for the money.. im in this for the three fs: fame, friendship, and.. fortune..
christinathecon 3 years ago
nobody has that kind of money
marionyoshi 3 years ago
I dont get it. I pay him $3000 per month and get lots of views. I have better time with my life
nonscams 3 years ago
Sorry I forgot you don't like that word.
thissitesucks1 3 years ago
This is stupid. I wanted to be your friend but I can't pay $3,000 a month to be your friend.
thissitesucks1 3 years ago
hienz ketchup "Making kisses since... uhm... 1987"
AtOmicFry 3 years ago
whats ur address? we need to know so we can ....um... send you the money...
linkinprk161 3 years ago 13
yeah, right, there's nothing to lose for me but 40 dollars a week!!!
Burburie 3 years ago
I'm Daxflame partnership/friend!
checkthisout000 3 years ago
I'm Daxflame partnership/friend!
checkthisout000 3 years ago
Knock Knock......Eric.....Eric Mills.
bulletproofscales 3 years ago
"I'm not in it for the money, i'm in it for the free F's blahblah..And the fortune.." Wtf? you're not in it for the money but you're in it for the fortune?
nikmalev500 3 years ago
lol
nonscams 3 years ago
you have to apply to be a youtube partner
tomo0594 3 years ago
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i am dax flames friend a nd g=his freind
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funnyguit 3 years ago
He probably doesn't understand that fortune means money. He probably think it means luck, or... Prediction...
MadamFoogie 3 years ago
I like the noises he makes eating the hotdog.
MadamFoogie 3 years ago
"scarlett johannson... she's pretty"
so cute.
LittleMissTreble 3 years ago
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cheesecake1215 3 years ago
3fs! LMAO.
scorpius420 3 years ago
Is it me or did he say he WASN'T in it for the money and than said he is in it for the friends, fame, and FORTUNE?
That is contradiction, deary. Stay consistent.
SaRiLuSeR 3 years ago
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Toshtosh01 3 years ago
3k a month??? that is ridiculous dude!
SeanGroovyTime 3 years ago 3
u sound like a 4 year old
aleclpandisaacap 3 years ago
there is no money on youtube you idiot
5pigmans 3 years ago
"Yummy with ketchup" ahaha.
Dax you silly little bitch.
PlottingYourDeath 3 years ago 4
well we could loose alot of money! :P
BeachBum13555 3 years ago
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gyperborea001 3 years ago
well when ever they made there company [1987] as you said, kissing has nothing to do with ketchup? or maybe it does.. and im the stupid one
ben20058 3 years ago
yeah, isn´t that hillarious? how could anyone believe that this is anything else but great acting...he´s got such great timing...
mazze00 3 years ago 3
do u actually dress urself or does one of those mental hospital nurses or old people homes nurses whos blind come in to dress you?
ltkirby1989 3 years ago
Give me a chance? I love your videos! I sent you a video response... if you like you can accept it. I understand if you don't... I'm just a little on the poor side. GREAT commercial idea, by the way!
EOTW666 3 years ago
Kid, you have the most fucked up sense of logic I've ever heard of...
TogetherWeFall 3 years ago
75k subscribers? I don't get it...
darkkittycry 4 years ago
Nothing to lose... except money. RIPOFF!
Bearfreak97 4 years ago 8
I'm Daxflame partnership/friend!
freesaftey805 4 years ago
no it doesn't make sense
alot like most of the rubbish that comes out of your mouth
packersprotege 4 years ago 4
haha fortune is money dax!!
LakerGirl4Life 4 years ago 6
isn't fourtune money?
dumtrainerpierce 4 years ago 2
$1 PER VIEW....wow....
kw1ksh0t 4 years ago 7
lol ''theres no loss for you'' yer what bout the person paying lol 40 dollars a week we pay you! wtf youtubes not about money.
Nbrambles 4 years ago 4
BITCH!
htown2cali 4 years ago 2
lol
omg
ur sick
get a life
ZomgShaman 4 years ago
whats with the MASSIVE white spot in your hair
lucodano 4 years ago 2
spiffy lol
evngeo 4 years ago
"50 tho-7 thousand dollars and here I come hehe"
sclifford3 4 years ago
I would give you $10 and you stop posting your videos
power987654321 4 years ago
I'll give him $100
MERKJONES 4 years ago
$1 a view? That wouldn't work.
squal3469 4 years ago
I'm not Dax's partnership or friend
ThatOneGuy8904 4 years ago 2
I'm Daxflame's partnership and friend.
LOLGASP 4 years ago
wow what a waste of mone
allstar592 4 years ago 2
lol, ketchup since 1987? o.O
soarre 4 years ago 2
the person eating the hotdog with u, should be jacob
0ChibiCloud 4 years ago 5
People could lose money.
LizzyKatelyn 4 years ago
hey dax... i love ur heinz ketchup commercial idea.... but it would be much better if i was on the other end rather than that whore scarlette johanson :D
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Dax Flame, what a cool name, but I heard you stole tampons from Matt Martin of Olney Maryland. You know he is the Tampon master and he WILL COME FOR YOU. You better say sorry to Matt Martin!!!
justin082005 4 years ago
i'm daxflame partnership and daxflames friend
br0nc096 4 years ago 2
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this kid needs a life
chreesjumbo 4 years ago
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zillmen92 4 years ago
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zillmen92 4 years ago
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zillmen92 4 years ago
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zillmen92 4 years ago
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zillmen92 4 years ago
nobodys gonna pay you
tedwardsdarkwar 4 years ago 2
I heard that Jacob is out fuking the lifeguard/your future girlfriend?
THERE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU.
AmericanIdolJudge4 4 years ago
who would pay precious money for youtube fame?
aznfreakie 4 years ago
fortune is money you dumb ass
bskramboy 4 years ago