He's probably not the first person to get "pwned" by an Osprey! Personally I've been Yellow-headed Blackbirded, Red-bellied Woodpeckered, Purple Martinized, Least Terned, and Grackled!
These are all real. When you fish on camera 5 days a week for 30 years, things are gonna happen. I've had snakes fall in the boat. I've fallen in the water. I've had an x-rap stuck in my ear. And my co-angler got hit in the face by a mallard while we were cruising at 60 mph on Guntersville. Then the duck just sat on the rear casting deck until we slowed down. I'm only 24, so can't even imagine all the stuff that's happened to Bill.
@TheHorseman88 why does this prove they are not fake? lol as much as id like to think they are all real cos man he is well funny, it could easily have been a camera man chucking that on him with a spoon? Just cos they shot a bird in the sky lol means nothing.
well yeah but is it possible? Yes thats my point, so really take it to court and you got no evidence its real lol :oD who gives a shit anyway, its funny fake or not
Hi, my name is Remington Draper and I gave my heart to the Lord Jesus Christ in the summer of 2003 because I realized that I had broken God's Commandments and that He was going to judge me by them of judgment day. The same is true for everyone reading this. The good news is God Loves You! and sent Jesus to pay the price for our sins and if you're willing to repent (which means to turn away from your sin) and put your trust in the Lord Jesus only to save you, He will and give you eternal life.
Yes, unfortunately. I was not as calm as he was though when it happened to me but I did curse the bird out. Lot of good it did. I'm sure he went and shit on somebody else. I swear they do that on purpose. LOL!
my dad and i were out fishin on a lake and he had a bright red trucker hat on n a humming bird flew down behind him right up behnd his head LOL scared the HELL outta him!! he hit the deck of the boat so fast swattin at his head hahaha man im crackin up jus thinkin bout that.
maybe thats not bird shit,but shit by the fish. It happened many times to me :-)
alyctus 4 months ago
i know how he feels, got shat on couple of weeks ago
... by a bird by the way O_o
thekendokid 6 months ago
they are making those bloopers its not an accidents
agotuske 7 months ago
goose shit is the worst.
NguyenVanThock2185 8 months ago
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you are full of shit.
6527mjap 9 months ago
haha! little fish and big shit..LOL..only Bill man...
ltuomela 9 months ago
i like when he say "oh boyyyy" ajajaja
thesnowwhitequeen22 10 months ago
his life SUCKS
THEwhiteLINEBACKER 10 months ago 2
he is so naturally funny
bearpot54 10 months ago
seriously this guy is bad luck itself...
kwlozwo16 11 months ago
"Can you believe this? Little fish, pterodactyl shit!"
bigexodus 11 months ago
come on bill thats good luck.lol
robertito836 11 months ago
HAHAHA!!! OMG that's it!! that's the final straw for me!! this guy OFFICIALLY has extremely bad luck hahaha!!
blahdiblah2010 11 months ago
I wouldn't like to go fishing with him...
CrossoverBeast 1 year ago
he really is cursed
2889joeracer 1 year ago 3
Somedays just are not your days
woodzo40 1 year ago
Im suprised he hasnt said the F-bomb yet hahaha never take up hunting bill lol
makaitheninja 1 year ago
shoulda wore a blood'n'guts shirt lol
thefishmaster123 1 year ago
bullsey! :P
fightclub4live 1 year ago
He's probably not the first person to get "pwned" by an Osprey! Personally I've been Yellow-headed Blackbirded, Red-bellied Woodpeckered, Purple Martinized, Least Terned, and Grackled!
spindalis79 1 year ago
small fish an bird kakahhh GENIOUS
raceface119 1 year ago
LMMFAO
glastron72 1 year ago
Bombs are away^^
MrKommentarabgeberMr 1 year ago
How is Bill Dance still alive???
jackattack20000 1 year ago
I thought I was unlucky
cumshoteye 1 year ago
Wish he could be my granpa, he's so awesome!
IronFuckingMaiden666 1 year ago 2
Nothing go's right for him but it happens
myrider16 1 year ago 3
These are all real. When you fish on camera 5 days a week for 30 years, things are gonna happen. I've had snakes fall in the boat. I've fallen in the water. I've had an x-rap stuck in my ear. And my co-angler got hit in the face by a mallard while we were cruising at 60 mph on Guntersville. Then the duck just sat on the rear casting deck until we slowed down. I'm only 24, so can't even imagine all the stuff that's happened to Bill.
Squoshua17 2 years ago 5
nothing goes right for this poor guy.
EvanK1995 2 years ago 3
like the way the bird laughs. hilarious
mbtkabjd 2 years ago
This proves that none of these bloopers are fake.
TheHorseman88 2 years ago
@TheHorseman88 why does this prove they are not fake? lol as much as id like to think they are all real cos man he is well funny, it could easily have been a camera man chucking that on him with a spoon? Just cos they shot a bird in the sky lol means nothing.
CarpMagic95 2 years ago
@CarpMagic95
It's pointless to do as a blooper and very disgusting as well.
TheHorseman88 2 years ago
well yeah but is it possible? Yes thats my point, so really take it to court and you got no evidence its real lol :oD who gives a shit anyway, its funny fake or not
CarpMagic95 2 years ago
lmfao he is soo funny
sprchgdcobra 2 years ago
you can see at the end, how bill goes slowly insane
bob4life10 2 years ago
its a shithawk
benito0069 2 years ago 2
bombs away!
JoostyBoy 2 years ago
Swine bird.
joe6panther6 2 years ago
"This just ain't my day" According to all his bloopers I'd say he has days like this all the time.
Furuba6 2 years ago 39
we have bad days.
he has bad years.
elmo10inch 2 years ago
i think he is crying inside
jetli80 2 years ago 23
That was a flying cown, holy shit!
GeneCst 2 years ago
what is a cown?
308scoutrfl 2 years ago
Sorry, flying cow lol! hehehe because of the size of the turd, sorry hehehe
GeneCst 2 years ago
OH! That was a huge dump!
majtymicke 2 years ago
That happened to me at disney world i was at the water park eating with a friend and a bird shits on my shirtless back
YoungAngler676 2 years ago
eww......i wonder f the stain will come off?or the smell...
kidz890 2 years ago
that happen to me in my way to school...hahaha..stupid pigeons....hahaha
HUGAMEXICAN 2 years ago
He just got "Osprey'ed!
spindalis79 2 years ago 3
it can only happen to him
wingscancer 2 years ago
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Hi, my name is Remington Draper and I gave my heart to the Lord Jesus Christ in the summer of 2003 because I realized that I had broken God's Commandments and that He was going to judge me by them of judgment day. The same is true for everyone reading this. The good news is God Loves You! and sent Jesus to pay the price for our sins and if you're willing to repent (which means to turn away from your sin) and put your trust in the Lord Jesus only to save you, He will and give you eternal life.
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for fuck sake keap[ ur religeos bull shit for the church or people who fucking care u fuck... 666 the devil fucking rocks
dr4g0nf0rc31 2 years ago
devil's just as dumb. You have an imaginary underground friend haha
MamiyaOtaru 2 years ago
yes we all have but not that thick and dark of turd. its usually little chickadee or robin shit not a seagull or w/e that was
kill2belive666 2 years ago 2
lmao we've all been shit on by a bird once or twice lol :)
stoneanderson13 2 years ago
Yes, unfortunately. I was not as calm as he was though when it happened to me but I did curse the bird out. Lot of good it did. I'm sure he went and shit on somebody else. I swear they do that on purpose. LOL!
monmichka77 2 years ago
lol he said u dirty how to u handle this stuff first the snake then the lure n nose then now the bird lol
IMJUSME222 2 years ago
my dad and i were out fishin on a lake and he had a bright red trucker hat on n a humming bird flew down behind him right up behnd his head LOL scared the HELL outta him!! he hit the deck of the boat so fast swattin at his head hahaha man im crackin up jus thinkin bout that.
lejink 2 years ago
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Look in the sky...it's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's OxiClean!
LMbasspro16 2 years ago
you jus got pooped on!
shinigarmour 2 years ago
I had a butterfly crap on me one time, is that good luck too ?
jstancilboy1 2 years ago
Hey, thats good luck!
pega57 2 years ago
if they would just stop with those cheesy sound effects it would be a lot more funny
ZacAttack87 3 years ago
Are you kidding? Those sound effects amplify the hilarity of Bill Dance.
TheHorseman88 3 years ago 3
did u mean "funnier"? lol
YeahRight825 2 years ago
Amplify the win
LiquidZ2k 2 years ago
huh?... my comment wasn't in reference to TheHorseman88, it was in reference to ZacAttack87 when he said, "it would be a lot more funny."
YeahRight825 2 years ago
hes so angry hes laughing
debit256 3 years ago 2
"this is totaly planned, it was a stunt" all you bill haters and people who think hes a fake try to explain this one
youmantube22 3 years ago 3
i dont think any day is your day bill!
dalinkwent13 3 years ago 5
he looked up with his mouth open. smart....
HermitObserver 3 years ago 2
bill is so awesome
ronnyrizat 3 years ago 3
yahhhhhhh
123cullens456 3 years ago
he probably makes more money off the blooper videos then the his actual fishing videos
jessicacali21 3 years ago 5
when is it poor bills day? lol
LindseyAVTAK 3 years ago
The man fishes for a living. Every day he doesn't have a blooper is his day.
zchristenson 3 years ago 3
ummm Rhetorical question buddy
LindseyAVTAK 3 years ago
Holy Birdshit Batman.
GuillotineXZ 3 years ago
bird caca lmfao!!!
Deven34 3 years ago
when is it your day bill?
angrypanties 3 years ago
That bird knows what to do to protect his fishing area!
FreedomsPatriot 3 years ago
aint that some SHIT !!!!!!!!!
bruslyhat 3 years ago 6
Everything happens to him ! Im thinking God up there is laughing his ass off making it all happen!
camelotnax 3 years ago 2
Yeah, god has nothing better to do than to watch birds crap on people.
HonorableJ 3 years ago
Im guessing even He needs a good laugh once in a while...
camelotnax 3 years ago 5
well he sure gets his fill of situations to laugh about
aha
Gazzola14 3 years ago
hahahaha
bassbuggy101 3 years ago 2
hahah that was great
famouslastwords03 4 years ago
Bill sure has some luck! LOL!
bookbinder123 4 years ago 4