Countdown Blooper - Wanker

[SuperTeHn]

I don't know what it means >:( Please, continue.

[kelnnerf]

Well, if the word exists, is part of the dictionary and the meaning is well known by the majority of the population, isn't a valid word? I completely agree with him and I would, surely, go to a dirty word if it does make me win... LOL XD

[EllieMaeD5]

That was a teacher from my school and it wasn't a blooper :L:L:L

[Jasper8372]

The blokes like I said wanker whats so funny?

[XxTehGaMarZxX]

240p we meet again....

[snarkey5]

hey guys! i love going for a really slow relaxing shit, perhaps even throw in a little reading to make the experience, that extra bit special. just wondering if any of you guys and girls enjoy quality poo time?

[Jasper8372]

@snarkey5 Every now and again my friend :)

[snarkey5]

@Jasper8372 good lad, good lad. savior it, it only happens once a day, twice, if your lucky

[19979999]

good morning thats a nice tnetennba

[1Thompsonmusic]

He actually said it!

'I have an eight. Cuntflap'

[deivuuk]

Oh Richard, I do miss you. :(

[jacklucien]

I got 7 - hunkier! I should go on this :D

[mrUMMbongo]

"off *U* go ;)" ehehehehehe

[spacecoke]

"Wanker" spoken like a BOSS

[Jackm3327]

0:55

[hzqueen1]

the next word was going to be CUNT

[JollyJosh99]

"wanker"

[iXeNooN]

who got hawk

[liam4murray1]

i bet he goes home at night and gets his energy out on the wife.

[TheSteadicam]

EAR. God damn I'm good.

[smokeeeeeeeee]

wank·er, noun /ˈwaNGkər/, wankers, plural - vulgar. A person who masturbates (used as a term of abuse)

[BongleBot]

@smokeeeeeeeee Excellent. Cheers for that :)

[lushcosmetics101]

still a word 

[zNniuQDesigns]

wtf is the word doing in the dictionary????????

[alemcodon]

@zNniuQDesigns its a word, thats where they belong,

[zNniuQDesigns]

@alemcodon what im saying is that its a swear word so little kids will be reading that word and gettin into trouble

[wight1984]

@zNniuQDesigns

If it's a word in the English language then it belongs in the dictionary. I suppose if it was some kind of 'children's dictionary' then, yeah, it shouldn't be included. However, in a normal one..

[SomeBlokeLol]

Trust an Irishman

[Nocturne72]

There is actually an 8 letter word in there "wharenui"

[mattmanoman]

Whiteley you legend!!!

[MrFootballer360]

He said wanker like a boss, no fooling aorund! top bloke.

[Beccafacce]

I just like the fact that he was one of my primary school teachers..

[Rsunited90]

i got a 3. Ear

[XBezerkerX]

The next word was clearly going to be 'cunt'

[David131998]

go on john



[JaguarPawww]

he definitely masturbates chronically to his abducted female subjects, which he keeps captive in his dark, damp, windowless basement.

[DannyFischarge]

Wanker is probably used more than awaken

[AttemptingToBeBusy]

He could have just as easily gone for "winker"...

[cherrypopsiclesful]

@AttemptingToBeBusy not a word, lol

[AttemptingToBeBusy]

@cherrypopsiclesful Google "define winker" (but don't look at urban dictionary!!! haha)

[AVFC0711]

@AttemptingToBeBusy

if he wanted to get 0 points, yes i suppose he could have

[AttemptingToBeBusy]

@AVFC0711 Why does nobody believe winker is a word? It is definitely a word! Google it for christ's sake,

[aidencurl]

@AVFC0711 winker is actually a word. 

[AVFC0711]

@aidencurl

yh watever but he was obviously more certain of wanker being a word especially as a bloke

[mgblue]

yes she knows what it means shes married to one :)

[acasnn]

"wanker" *serious face*

[Rapchaid]

so british

[David131998]

@Rapchaid hez from ireland

[Rapchaid]

@David131998 not what i meant

[DeadButFeelingBetter]

why are they all being oh so frightfully polite and british? Wanker is a valid word...I use it all the time.

[JaguarPawww]

Hes the type that has a Chronic masturbating problem over beastuality porn

[Toadsanime]

I'm glad they they allowed it and didn't just disregard his answer, though. It is a real word, be it considered a swear word or not.

[RebeccaFoxMusic]

Well he's got them beat! :-P

[priceischrist]

haha, and next up: ''Cuntflaps''.

[DestinationTruthTV]

Wankurrr -.-

[02mrjosh]

he said wanker on tv lol funny

[RowanR06]

Obviously a secret message to the guy who was trying to have a wank within the time space of the countdown.

[al3699]

i guarantee that if both contestants had the same answer Whiteley would've said

''so, we have a couple of wankers''

[ThemeParkObsessive]

'Waker'? 

[MrClubpenguin07]

Yup, we all know what it means.

*puts on sunglasses*

[mattfaulkner]

He was desperate for the points.

[RobBrooksMusic]

Those silly women, looking up rude words in the dictionary

[OghamTheBold]

Moving vigorously on

[DUB8leA]

I love tahat guy - "Wanker" - No laughs, no giggles: Stone cold serious

[plowy]

7. feckoff

[MrStrmaster]

lolz

[lamathe04]

Even if he hadn't thought of 'hunkier', he could still have had 'winker' instead

[markhorneyuk]

hahahahhah, well done.

[aprilmayjunejuly93]

zomg



[crocfme]

hi u wanker.......9!

[MPOTW]

I have a 6- Harken

[grant160619]

What a great feeling calling Richard a wanker!

[technobadass]

LOL at how quick they move on after he says it! wouldv loved for suzie to give us a definition and then go on to tell us its origin. may have livened up that boring 2 minutes of shit she does every day

[denelson83]

Uh, there's a seven in there: "Hunkier".

[SamGlover25]

@denelson83 Hunkier is not a word. xD

[Matty09Magic]

this was also on a that sunday night thing, on a later episode to this

[angel27119]

@TheConchur 

thats my teacher, his name is john clarke , we call him sir he teaches 5th! we keep reminding him and he just blushes! :D xx by the way who r u??

[megmo1571]

My nan was genuinely outraged at this, bless her.

[MollyDressageLove]

OMG thats my teacher

[strikingjoe01]

we got ourselvs a pair of wankers

[wesmatron]

When they were pulling the second lot of letters out, I expected the second letter to be a 'U', then an 'N'....

[mattysowls]

love the calmness how he says it lol

[cahirlad]

thats how horny ireland really is...

[xbdanny]

Which pixel is Carol?

[TheConchur]

Oh My God, that's my primary school teacher.

[hellomynameismercy]

@TheConchur Oh My God.. no one cares!!!! :O

[TheConchur]

@hellomynameismercy Oh My God... No one asked you

[hellomynameismercy]

@TheConchur Oh My God how does make sence?!? LOL wankeerrrr haha

[MollyDressageLove]

@TheConchur Mine too!!!

[logician360]

He could have had hanker, the dirty bastard.

[ant4trfc]

Love the way he says it without a hint of a smirk!

[Fatal548]

The guy who actually said wanker was my english teacher :)

[Ackworth97]

It says that the "Artist" was Wanker. So the guy (John I think) was the Wanker of that game

[1Filmproducer]

thumbs up if you got bored and type in wanker!

[flowiepanda]

what IS a wanker anyway?

[IAMAMEGAMANpunch]

@flowiepanda one who masterbates

[spursfan112]

@flowiepanda masturbates

[dwflank]

@flowiepanda you



[Mojosbigstick]

Once he'd seen it, how could the poor guy look past it!

[unknownfalling]

He was my teacher!!!

[mcspeel]

WANKER!!

[irishmakbeth]

Winker is on there too.Im sure there are plenty more, i got that within the time. He didnt have to make a choice between the points and saying wanker

[irishmakbeth]

Winker is on there too.Im sure there are plenty more, i got that within the time. He didnt have to make a choice between the points and saying wanker

[puffteam]

I would've said Ukraine.

[drfrisby]

its fake!

[CardinalDextrous83]

@drfrisby

No, it isn't. I was there.

[Fatal548]

@CardinalDextrous83 No you weren't because this particular episode had no audience. The laughs were edited in to create realism.

[cheddachayze]

@121adamp thumb down was me dude was meant to push thumb up 2nd time ive done that 2day lool

[Oscar301]

you know I emptied my spud-sack in her face and she actually said 'thank you'. dirty bitch insisted on licking my asshole clean though - can you believe it? wanker

[kEv0o1]

that lad who said WANKER is my teacher no joke BITCHS

[ProudToBeNerdy]

EPIC WIN.

[JUZAMAN1998]

@channel4squares but that was the conunderum

[gunsblazin1000]

wanker means someone that wanks alot? is that right

[pinkishpurplelolumz]

hawker... 6 letters?

[A55K1KKR]

@pinkishpurplelolumz well done only took you 2 years!! lol.

[chezvegas87]

Can't understand this because last week it was in the news that they decided not to show part of a recording where a contestant came up with the word "shit face" think Wanker is far worser to broadcast!!

[Blinkenblue]

My national school teacher too! He warned us about it the same day! bad word; put the young ones to bed early

[DonalGearoid]

Ha I finally seen this, he was my national school teacher! :D

[Scottishgal78]

It's funny how they quickly move on after the contestant comes up with "wanker" lol XD

[thisisnice57]

the funniest part is that he says it with a straight face and with such conviction

[MrMudmouth]

i miss carol

[vernondewinnaarsta]

he must be dying inside hahaha

[mattysowls]

love the calmenss in how he says wanker

[marshalparshal]

haha wanking can be dangerous

[Rattlesnakemeuk]

What you don't see next is that the 'C' goes on to spell 'Cunt' in the next round :)

[markhorneyuk]

@Rattlesnakemeuk , true, but you will never win on a 4 letter word.

[Rattlesnakemeuk]

@yinge101 "U" is a vowel. A, e, i, o, u.

[EvilNinjaDuckie]

@Rattlesnakemeuk It really surprises me how stupid some people are. o_o

[yinge101]

@Rattlesnakemeuk damn. i catn spell.

[MrSyrett]

@yinge101 "u" isn't a vowel? i hope you're still at primary school

[JacobNewbury]

@MrSyrett U is a vowel. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. dumb.

[MANB91UK]

@JacobNewbury Ladies and Gentlemen please be aware that Captain miss-the-joke-and-poke-fun-at-­the-wrong person has entered the building! I Repeat Captain miss-the-joke-and-poke-fun-at-­the-wrong person has entered the building! Thank you.

[MrSyrett]

@JacobNewbury Another person whohasn't quite mastered the art of reading. I can't be bothered explaining again. Perhaps it would just be simpler for you to look below at the comment I made to WWEThemesVideos, and consider yourself a tool

[WWEThemesVideos]

@MrSyrett U is a vowel.. A,E,I, O, U.

[MrSyrett]

@WWEThemesVideos Why don't you try reading comments properly before you reply. Firstly, My comment is obviously a reply to someone else. Secondly, the fact that I put a question mark after "U isn't a vowel" (?), should tell all but the mentally challenged that I was questioning another person's statement - rather than making one of my own. This grammar lesson was for free.

[MANB91UK]

@yinge101 Erm... I think you might as well take an anchor for a long walk off a short pier - it's the only benefit you'll provide to society - better that than to reproduce.

[yinge101]

@MANB91UK aebb48805066286210ff67d4e62074­c9

Crack that and maybe I will.

[MANB91UK]

@yinge101 I guess as you've removed your comment you've finally realised your mistake and decided to go and live in a cave somewhere... That's probably for the best. Keep trying though kiddo, you might lick windows and eat yellow snow but you're still fucking awesome to me!

[yinge101]

@MANB91UK No, I've removed my comment after realizing that the world really would be a better place without idiots like you spamming my inbox with stupid comments about my mistake, and realized that my vain hope that people would just be able to read my comment and laugh at my silly mistake without being idiots like you was just that: a vain hope.

In other words: like you're perfect.

I realized my mistake the second time I read it (after I posted it).

[MANB91UK]

@yinge101 dltr - cool story bro

[Prelude2ADream]

lol.

[MeliR1989]

oh lol this guy was so serious about it too... wanker! "we all know what it means" in other words you don't have enough balls to say it, now who's the wanker????? XD

[DizzieTechnoRaider]

sounds like he said waker

[Sku11Hax]

I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS A REAL WORD THOUGH

HEHE... WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

[angel27119]

this man, who says wan*er is the teacher im getting in 5th class. i dont know him by his first name but i know him by Master Clarke. the 5th Class Teacher.

he is sooo awesome. . . but also going to be in big trouble with our principal.

[Oblideration1kx]

Haha

[LeonandStephen]

haha that guy was my fifth class teacher he was the best teacher ever

[angel27119]

@LeonandStephen yeah, im in st. Marys N.S Master Clarke, i told him the other day and he said that was his twin brother :) hahaha are u in secondry now? coz im only goin into 5th and im getting master clarke.

[mvpjesuslovesu]

following one he spells out cuntflaps. search it. very funny.

[Peachmcbean123]

haahhahh da way he said it

[Clymax01]

WANKER

[TheyBastardisedJesus]

thats guys a rebel

could have had hanker

[totalgamerz]

carol is sexy

[spasticator]

Countdown...a show for people with galsses and who know better than you

[kanenkitten]

They had all the letters to do Countdown's trademark swear today, but they didn't make it despite it being really obvious it was there

[123serioussam]

dont think that guy gets what he just said lol

[EllieTorres2]

LOOOL

[SkarmoryFan]

Lmfao

[Ceejemoose88]

hahahahahahah

[choicesman2000]

wanker gordon brown lol

[antg69]

There all proper uptight about t! " webetter move on" HAVE A LAUGH!!

[nickstar76]

is Hawker a word?

[simond10]

Cracked up when the first letter of the next one was "C"

[Katetho123]

@simond10 hilarious-_-

[jesuskrizt]

Fucking WANKER!!!!

[davemcq]

The guy didnt even laugh, he was so serious :|

[StarDylan1]

Isn't this the second time they have had wanker on wikipedia?

[thelearner60]

Yes but Charles Brandwith wasn't here this time around.

[mateyboy07]

@StarDylan1 wikipedia?

[Aisling1999]

He's my teacher! (People say he likes lego for breakfast)

[angel27119]

@Aisling1999 is this aishling carney or sumtin like that? its robin from 4th, goin into to 5th and gettin master clarke. love him

[Quicksilver4991]

he term wanker originated from British slang in the 1940s, based on the verb wank.[1] Wanker literally means "one who wanks (masturbates)". It is normally intended as a general insult rather than as an accusation. It conveys contempt, not commentary on sexual habits. Wanker has similar meanings and overtones to American pejoratives like jerk,[2] and jerk-off. One connotation is of someone self-obsessed or a show-off.[3]

I FOUND THIS ON WIKIPEDIA

[26highstreet]

Are you sure you didnt find it on WANKERPEDIA..

[Quicksilver4991]

Yes In Fact I Did You Smart ass

[26highstreet]

listen to that paddy say wanker,it would have been even more funny of he had got up off his seat went right up close eye to eye with richard and shouted wanker at the top of his lungs..

Or maby not, but there you go

Could have "harken", also