i once accidentlay stapled my finger before and never knew.until i felt something poking my finger.i was 5 or 6 then and i was like this"okay.get a bandage and wrap it.i "i took the staple out and bandaged it.very weird.i smudge blood on the box and it was messy.
One day in 9th grade English class I was bored and decided to see how far I could shoot a staple. Unfortunately, my index finger was in the way. First (and hopefully last) time a staple has found it's way into my finger.
Great story...I stapled my thumb to a bulletin board in school once but I was six years old not sixteen. Maybe we all have to learn the staple lesson some day and it comes at different times in each of our lives.
Geez! What kind of teach lets a 6-year old handle a stapler? Apsome parently, they are not even safe in the hands of 16-year olds. You know what? I think that you and I should make a commercial for a paste company.
It would have to be non-toxic, edible paste. But that's ruled out since all paste is made in China. Tape (duct, cellophane, masking) is the best adhesive.
i once accidentlay stapled my finger before and never knew.until i felt something poking my finger.i was 5 or 6 then and i was like this"okay.get a bandage and wrap it.i "i took the staple out and bandaged it.very weird.i smudge blood on the box and it was messy.
cutelittlepets 1 month ago
One day in 9th grade English class I was bored and decided to see how far I could shoot a staple. Unfortunately, my index finger was in the way. First (and hopefully last) time a staple has found it's way into my finger.
PTxPrimus 2 years ago
first, you shouldnt hold your thumbs there :P. good story
maarteke1610 3 years ago
Yes, I am indeed an idiot ( in more ways than I'll ever completely reveal ).
MoLewis57 3 years ago
Great story...I stapled my thumb to a bulletin board in school once but I was six years old not sixteen. Maybe we all have to learn the staple lesson some day and it comes at different times in each of our lives.
brokermy 4 years ago
Geez! What kind of teach lets a 6-year old handle a stapler? Apsome parently, they are not even safe in the hands of 16-year olds. You know what? I think that you and I should make a commercial for a paste company.
MoLewis57 4 years ago
It would have to be non-toxic, edible paste. But that's ruled out since all paste is made in China. Tape (duct, cellophane, masking) is the best adhesive.
brokermy 4 years ago
I giggled. Sorry.
brooklynpolarbear 4 years ago
Saying such things is usual in my class... :P
myhuxpo 4 years ago
Ah, the 5 Stages of Stapler Grief . . . no need to loose blood over primitive office technology ;)
simplydaft 4 years ago