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  • once this comment was removed by SOPA, but then Chuck Norris removed SOPA

  • what a boss

  • Chuck Norris died yesterday. Today he's already feeling better.

  • OH COME ON PEOPLE! Chuck Norris is just an actor!

    If he really is what ppl say he is he would come here in my house now

    and start punching my head on keybord bhjbHJKbjbnnkjfvbnjd vmdcnhdjJBND VMDNVJKDLVMKNVJFHVBDJKNVDFHBVK­DFJVNMKDFVCNHJVFBFJLDKMVNXCMNV­BXFHGJLBJXKVNCM,NBFLUBHXKCVJBN­X M,.HGBLJKDFXCVNMBSTLDIGUFHKCVN­M8794GCYMHNnvhngjkcfsdjdfgnkjk­n

  • LOL i love how Huckabee did this ad with chuck xD

    Its like the WoW commericial,so funny to see an internet fad make it on a tv ad

  • I hate chuck norris he cant even slam my face into the keyboar... About three things i was absolutley positive: First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-

    and i didn't know how dominant that part might be-that thirsted for my blood.

    And third; i was unconditionally and irrevocably

    in love with him.

    Oh gawd...

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  • oxegen needs chuck noorris to survive

  • 2385 people are dead now...

  • Chuck Norris is the weapon...

  • How the f@#! do 2,385 people dislike this?????????

  • @farbiothedragonborn I know, right?? This is good stuff!

  • Chuck Norris can be a tool.

  • Chuck norris can make plastic rust.

  • Chuck Norris for president? , if he was a tough enough he will come to my house and slam my face to my keyboardhjkhasdalsdkasldasdasd­aldasjdasdasklesrs

  • I really dont know why u guys love Chuck Norris he is just an normal actor like anyone, if he was an real tough guy he would come in my house and slash my face on my keyboasdrsdxasdfaser ewrdz asd asaartdg

  • 2,384 people all over the world disapeard last year,no one know's where are they

  • chuck norris isnt so powerfull yes chuck norris i said it and so? if you were so powerfull you could smash my head in the keybopoasidjfdhjabdasud uah we7rf ygt2iealkçsdj aºsdujasd

  • chuck norris is shit! fucking noob if he would be soo powerfull as all say he would come to me house and smash me head right into a keyboasdjaksldlalskdjasljdjlas a a

  • @prisproges18 WHATS up with all you thumbs up whores? This is getting really old... Find something unique to say.

  • So everyone talks about how great Chuck Norris is......His masturbation techniques must be a dominator xD

  • wtf is with chuck norris comments, i mean, i don't believe if he is real. it's all bs what everyone says, i mean, CHUCK NORRIS IS A ASSHOLE, see nothing happend? if he would do something he would probably slam myface on the apsijfsorinsw;onhjsdovkandgioa­jhbglaodjhgaojdfnladsfuhbdaguj­HS;GOAIHSGO

  • BREAKING NEWS" Mark Zuckerberg,founder of FB is in ICU with serious injuries after Chuck Norris poked him on FB.

  • Guys chuck norris isnt real if he was he would come to my room and smack my face to the keyslahknjshafcnoium˚©∫˙∆ƒ©˙∆©­∆˚˙©∂˙∂ƒ∆hziujghvfjnkh˙©∂˙©˙∂ƒ­©¥©ˆ¨†¶•§§¶®£¢∞¶ ®®∞§®

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  • Ahhh...Chuck Norris is just an actor...If he is too badass , he would drag my face on keyboahusi haijicasdbiy hbyfd sgdutsucbas oa nndwqdncéygesw7g6r480123w\089q­0vq

  • this is why he wasn't elected in 2008

  • A man tried to fight Chuck Norris....that man is now Justin Bieber...

  • @AceBlazes A man once fought chuck norris, that was bruce lee, guess who lost...

  • @Squadwin

    The fight scene in Way of the Dragon took 50 hours and over $3 billion in special effects to film. How else do you think they could've gotten a scene with Chuck Norris losing on film?

  • @TARINunit9 Avatar with its special effects cost 500 million and you think this movie cost 3 billion, ONLY in special effects? This movie costed 130 HK$ I hope you're trolling or something. And just to know, chuck norris jokes are about making fun of him NOT presenting him as a god. Fact is that we dont make bruce lee jokes, cause bruce lee is no joke son.

  • i honestly dont think chuck norris is any special. I mean, if he would be that godlike, he would just smack by head against the keyboard and i woudfj iofoihgoði fojgpojg dfgo jgf jfdogjj 'podfgj'pojdpogj'pdogjdgdfg

  • chuck norris ftw

  • Chuck Norris sucks! I hate that fony bitch!

  • Why is there a dislike bar?

  • This is so cheesy

  • Chuck Norris once threw a grenade which killed 35 terrorists. And then the grenade explode.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't endorse, he tells america how it's going to be. Wow. That one was actually funny, but i don't think i would vote for somebody who cant take the office seriously.

  • Oh come on!! If Chuck Norris is not a good actor. If he was he would come to my house

    and slap me to the keyboairhjiasofhadsihfadifsdof­jsaiofhdsoagas

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    aighda

  • Chuck Norris doesn't approve, everything just goes his way.

  • NO LONGER AN AMERICAN ICON, JUST A SELL-OUT.

    THANKS FOR TURNING ON RON PAUL.

    RON PAUL 2012.

  • 2,369 people....... were killed by chuck norris

  • When a zombie bites Chuck Norris, the zombie gets infected by Chuck Norris.

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  • Chuck Norris is a major joke. He just endorsed Newt for 2012. :(

  • @JROBE814. I was sad to hear to same. Still he has sympathy for Ron Paul. Perhaps a pragmatic decision.

  • Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

  • Chuck Norris once killed 37 terrorists with only 2 bullets....the first bullet was a warning shot.

  • Se o chuk norris fosse verdade ele viria aqui agora bater minha cabeça no techjuytfgvryh km njn u m,

  • Chuck norris can sweat in the north pole even if hes naked.

  • Whats all this shit about Chuck Norris , He's not great at all , it's not like he can just come into my house and vnodegbnvndsjbvidesv idvdsvnewoidvniewuvndklgvnoiht­rkjhhbmoihnreihnoitrehn9trgopr­egnp,mprkgvbv fdl;bmnpofr;bn

  • If chuck norris declines SOPA, the sopa fags will shit bricks

  • I don't what they're advertising, but, SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

  • Chuck Norris is just a character.. It's not like he was behind me hitting my head on the keyboawd89qy2req072r1u2ipr127r­12gr

  • come on guys, Chuck Norris has been to Mars before, that's why there are no signs of life...!!

  • Chuck norris supports SOPA

  • Meh. Why does everyone like him anyway? Here, I'll show you how ordinary he is; I dare him to slam my face to the keyboard right nwofnoIEFIdsVhy8wndunudvbivdjV­IUDY7FC KDVNodubvuJ D DVIDSBvi d.

  • This has no relevance to me, but I'LL TAKE 30!

  • shuck norris do"esnt lick stamps, he looks at them til they get wet

  • Everyone is now copying my keyboard jokes.....

  • FAKE!!!! if Chuck Norris had realy punched, my screen would now have a big fat hole in it!!

  • 2,366 ppl have been round housed kicked

  • chuck norris fucks little kids

  • I like to eat poop in large chunks

  • Fuck chuck Norris he's a fag bag

  • Fuck Norris (for not approving Ron Paul)

  • Chuck Norris has a Mike Huckabee Remote Controller

    Chuck Norris has invented Meat

  • If chuck Norris was so awesome then he would come to my house and slap head against the keyboard fdadshsisjsjsjajswhdheishshshh­jshshdhdshdjdudididuxidicixucx­jxjxjxhxhxdshbskqajizzushsbz s

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  • CHUCK norris sucks..wait someone is knocking on my doors...

    This Account Has Been Deleted-

    House has ben destroyed R.I.P.

  • All these "if chuck is so tough, he'll come oveR 2 mai houwws and beat my face into the key boarggdhzrnehjio" jokes are getting ol........Chuck Norris is the most merciful person who's ever lived. axwzexscscacescscswxacscwcwvcs­vdcsvsvdsvbdbdbsjsis. Anyone ask for a McChuck?

  • @djaevlenselv

    Chuck norris was still awesome though even if the facts started sucking horse-tits

  • XD AWESOME

  • Chuck Norris! lol fuch dis shit i'm out of here

  • Ηow Chuck Norris fishes? You you you and you OUT!

  • these 2362 people are probably dead now :/

  • If you stare at Chuck Norris for more than 2 second burst's, you will shit you internal organs out in alphabetical order.

  • Am I the only one who tought that they said "My cock, a bee!"

  • Im fucking tired about Chuck Norri's mainstream and popularity. He is just a studip actor of shitty series. If hes a god as you said, he would come to mines and slap my head to the keyboali35u7fghrsuk,j™tΩhcmn,a­snjbnjbmnacs,bmnc

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    DONT FUCK WITH ME,

    CHUCK.

  • @wirboy91 Old...

  • fuck off chuck you piece of shit, you too mike.

  • Fuck Chuck! Dusty sent me here.

  • i used to admired chuck norris

  • How did this guy not win?

  • ChuckNorisKilledMySpace!

    

  • chuck norris is soft his beard was shaven i saw there was a chin 0:29 so i dont believe in him anymore

  • Fuck Chuck!

  • Chuck Norris once was about to tell a Chuck Norris joke, but then he died because Jet Li is better than him.

  • Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.

  • Chuck Norris's daughter has lost her virginity ... he got it back ! 

  • 2,354 people wont escape Chuck Norris...

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  • I have so much more respect for this candidate now...

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  • the only time chuck norris was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake

  • @bamtastic that sounds fantastic

  • I used to tell chuck norris would slam my face into the keyboard jokes like you, but then i took an arrow to the dtghghjfddgcbkloihgyhkoygtysfy­gjjkjhggddtvhjkjivgfdfyvhjjhgf

  • @js21270 UR SOO FUNNY I WANT TO HIT U WITH A BRICK AND WATCH U BLEED TO DEATH :#

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  • WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

  • if chuck norris is the best he will come in my house and slam my face to the keyboard right nowzbakcbxjdidnjxncghujknnbbhg­gsjcgavzhxidbxjdjdkalpppanaoqn­zojxuqlxbskfuckyou

  • All I Got From This Is "Chuck Norris For President"

  • Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups.... He does world downs

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  • a candidate presidant telling cuck norris jokes .. really america?

  • everything that politicians touch,turns to crap.

  • @BravoKiloLead

    Nah, Chuck Norris facts had become crap LONG before this campaign.

  • The Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny the instant Chuck Norris started telling them.

  • chuck norris= fag

  • I once had a puppy.........then chuck norris ate it.

  • What is the Republican fascination with b list actors? Shouldn’t an appreciation of “American exceptionialism” extend to the arts? Reagan, Norris etc. promote schlock movies, not those worthy of a first rate nation.

  • All you would've had to do was show his face and everyone would've voted for him.

  • Stop with your stupid ass "oh if he so tuff he cum smas my faic in keybfhhthjhgfgjubhh" jokes.

  • 2347 people died or will die

  • if chuck norris is so strong he will come here and smack my face in the keyboardfnhnmk,m,ndxf,ckhxvvrh­bevb 857 jkuvgtcuthdhfsdcvnhzhdhgv

  • you probably thought that by just typing chuck in search bar, chuck norris would be top, NOPE chuck testa

  • What the fuck is with all the Chuck Norris jokes? I mean, seriously, he's just a stupid actor. I mean, if he was really so great, he'd come round my house right now and smash my head against the keyborl;aksenfalkwer4s;aslfkjb­f8o4akKC>zxcf

  • @Avatar1178 ...queer

  • Chuck Norris is so dumb that he's dumb wait someone is at my door.

  • @EODFenix r.i.p

  • Superman's weakness is kryptonite. kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris

  • @lol48275 Yeah, Superman can fly, but Chuck Norris can stand and move the planet in any direction!

  • yah it is getting old

  • i accidently laughed at mike huckabees last name im suprised chuck norris dident come and slam my face on the key hghmjhlihifdknfsilufhlgjkbnui;

  • If Chuck Norris was president he would kick every country in the balls and force them all to learn english... even....ENGLAND!

  • I used to be a Chuck Norris, then I....

  • @47bern What??

  • That "smash my head into the keyboard" joke is getting old quick...every 2-3 comments has that fking joke -.-

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  • well me i seen to many fuckin ads about new game of chuck Norris what ever his name is i rather take that game and shove it up his fuckin ass...that guy is asshole anyway

  • whos's chuck norris?

  • If chuck Norris was a good actor he would slap my face in the key boartttrtrtrtrraernfenekjNKE

  • It's all about Ron Paul guys he will restore America!!!!

  • Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.

  • He will round house kick your dick up your anus!

  • fuck chuk noris if he is no nice cool and the best thing ever happend to the world

    just fuck him

    if he is so good why isnt he comming and smashed my head to my keyfawfaofkafFWKOAPf

  • chuck norris once been hit by a deadliest arrow in the knee, after 3 days of excruciating pain....

    the arrow died

  • @HawxTeamDelta his been bitten by snake,then snake dies,,,,arow!!! LOL

  • @HawxTeamDelta I was gonna reply, but then I took the same arrow to the knee.

  • @burninboy73 no one could help you now

  • chuck norris isn't real...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    see

    if he heard me he would have smashed my head into the key boarkhglavfjhglijbsrvlkhjsgnbi­yugnfvcx zc vxvcxv c vcx @%@$ help me

  • Wanted to make creative suicide so I just disliked the movie.

    Seems that 2333 people before me hit on this idea, though.