If he really is what ppl say he is he would come here in my house now
and start punching my head on keybord bhjbHJKbjbnnkjfvbnjd vmdcnhdjJBND VMDNVJKDLVMKNVJFHVBDJKNVDFHBVKDFJVNMKDFVCNHJVFBFJLDKMVNXCMNVBXFHGJLBJXKVNCM,NBFLUBHXKCVJBNX M,.HGBLJKDFXCVNMBSTLDIGUFHKCVNM8794GCYMHNnvhngjkcfsdjdfgnkjkn
I hate chuck norris he cant even slam my face into the keyboar... About three things i was absolutley positive: First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-
and i didn't know how dominant that part might be-that thirsted for my blood.
WHY DO PPLE TALK ABOUT CHUCKNORRIS LIKE HES A GOD OR SOMETHING?!?!?! HES JUST A PERSON!!!!! HES NOTHING SPEACIAL BUT AN ACTOR!!! IF HE WAS REALLY THIS AMAZING CREATURE YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT, HE WOULD OF ALREADY SMASHED MY FACE AGAINST THE KEYBOAsakflasmlfasmfkl asmlfkams. f.,- sa.,f-sd,f.sd-,f-.sd,f-sd,f-sd.,fcdasfsrewijdqwklndsmnm,.asnd.,ncaskhciasudhasidhaskjdhaskjdhaksdhaksj
if chuck norris had super powers or something like it. he would probably come to my house and he would be pulling my head and hitting it on the kEybo nc1"é_"ç'é_ç'(ru'"çàr'"çàiro'"roàepkfjr"f"l'àf'_yr'"ork'"àri'"çrf"yf'"f'r_y'rfh'jfç'ufri'
Chuck Norris for president? , if he was a tough enough he will come to my house and slam my face to my keyboardhjkhasdalsdkasldasdasdaldasjdasdasklesrs
I really dont know why u guys love Chuck Norris he is just an normal actor like anyone, if he was an real tough guy he would come in my house and slash my face on my keyboasdrsdxasdfaser ewrdz asd asaartdg
chuck norris isnt so powerfull yes chuck norris i said it and so? if you were so powerfull you could smash my head in the keybopoasidjfdhjabdasud uah we7rf ygt2iealkçsdj aºsdujasd
chuck norris is shit! fucking noob if he would be soo powerfull as all say he would come to me house and smash me head right into a keyboasdjaksldlalskdjasljdjlas a a
wtf is with chuck norris comments, i mean, i don't believe if he is real. it's all bs what everyone says, i mean, CHUCK NORRIS IS A ASSHOLE, see nothing happend? if he would do something he would probably slam myface on the apsijfsorinsw;onhjsdovkandgioajhbglaodjhgaojdfnladsfuhbdagujHS;GOAIHSGO
Ahhh...Chuck Norris is just an actor...If he is too badass , he would drag my face on keyboahusi haijicasdbiy hbyfd sgdutsucbas oa nndwqdncéygesw7g6r480123w\089q0vq
The fight scene in Way of the Dragon took 50 hours and over $3 billion in special effects to film. How else do you think they could've gotten a scene with Chuck Norris losing on film?
@TARINunit9 Avatar with its special effects cost 500 million and you think this movie cost 3 billion, ONLY in special effects? This movie costed 130 HK$ I hope you're trolling or something. And just to know, chuck norris jokes are about making fun of him NOT presenting him as a god. Fact is that we dont make bruce lee jokes, cause bruce lee is no joke son.
i honestly dont think chuck norris is any special. I mean, if he would be that godlike, he would just smack by head against the keyboard and i woudfj iofoihgoði fojgpojg dfgo jgf jfdogjj 'podfgj'pojdpogj'pdogjdgdfg
Chuck Norris doesn't endorse, he tells america how it's going to be. Wow. That one was actually funny, but i don't think i would vote for somebody who cant take the office seriously.
chuck norris is just a dumb actor he isnt a awesome dude who can just do a round house kick and shatter bones,if he was that awesome he would come to my house and slam my head on the keyboard ajfdsghfkgkjfsajkeuyhgsakurwbhafbghlsgdhtewgulwghbfuvsdukfvbsduhfgsliaeurhgarhouytyds458r567436734t7ygrdvyg45fwg6754f67tryggyk
Whats all this shit about Chuck Norris , He's not great at all , it's not like he can just come into my house and vnodegbnvndsjbvidesv idvdsvnewoidvniewuvndklgvnoihtrkjhhbmoihnreihnoitrehn9trgopregnp,mprkgvbv fdl;bmnpofr;bn
Meh. Why does everyone like him anyway? Here, I'll show you how ordinary he is; I dare him to slam my face to the keyboard right nwofnoIEFIdsVhy8wndunudvbivdjVIUDY7FC KDVNodubvuJ D DVIDSBvi d.
If Chuck Norris is so strong why doesn't he come to my house right now and smash my head into my keyboarjgjvjghvighjgbkvnkvjfjhgjvighgfjugorwfcifrftjhhhthjhjvfhfjbvugthughthcu bunk hmmm jjbnbk mvjvjvhchnfgjibhbgjgkhmhnunhjibi in h. By. Hujvjgjgjgjt
If chuck Norris was so awesome then he would come to my house and slap head against the keyboard fdadshsisjsjsjajswhdheishshshhjshshdhdshdjdudididuxidicixucxjxjxjxhxhxdshbskqajizzushsbz s
Mike Huckabee works for the Zionist media to advance the interests of Israel at the expense of all other Americans. He speaks against Ron Paul because Ron Paul is pro-America. Huckabee knows how to preach to Christian Americans and lead them to pro-Israel conclusions, teaching we must fight for Israel and submit to the Fed. Ron Paul is the only candidate who is not bought and paid for by "The 1%" (Big Israel) and who will work for the American People rather than against them.
All these "if chuck is so tough, he'll come oveR 2 mai houwws and beat my face into the key boarggdhzrnehjio" jokes are getting ol........Chuck Norris is the most merciful person who's ever lived. axwzexscscacescscswxacscwcwvcsvdcsvsvdsvbdbdbsjsis. Anyone ask for a McChuck?
Chuck norris a fag.. if he's real master, he will come into my house and smash my face in the keyboasdasjgkhlf;jghkaleyhdoukghjliircydjghk.qyfgdjhakshlj/xugluf,jgkhldjv;poiglu,hfs/;pjfaods
chuck Norris is just a shitty actor, if he really was a god, let him come to my house and have him slam my head into my keyboardjksrhfvdhrgeikrgherghergheqghpbhpfduigrentwrebnymnbpiuerthqweghjxbchjgfdhfhwfesdhfeshjfhjsfdhrguirg
What the fucks up with all the chuck norris jokes? i think he is a queer faggot who can't do shit, if he is so bad ass than he would appear right behind me and bash my head in to the keybpoql9qrhqulfexfrcwihordqs;owa;wevkp;skpfvoru
Im fucking tired about Chuck Norri's mainstream and popularity. He is just a studip actor of shitty series. If hes a god as you said, he would come to mines and slap my head to the keyboali35u7fghrsuk,j™tΩhcmn,asnjbnjbmnacs,bmnc
Pff, Chuck Norris is a complete weenie. If he is truly the ultimate god people claim him to be, then he would come to my house right now, kick open my office door, and slam my head against the keybonfai;lenmae;nfmalnefaekfnaejk;mfweof;mwelnfawalen;dwaefnm;oedamweafm;wolenfmlakmfjkamfl;ansfmsladmfc;sdmaflamfifemjewang/amwsfil;ajhgasfmioer]jnag;ahfm;ojaigf]jfaf;ija'fwofew
i said it i knew it chuck norris is an terrible figther and a terrible actor if he where so sick and cool he would smash my head into my fucking keyboarddsoaÜ?DJBlnvlbGRFNGFAJBNINOJIBNJAIDFBNAIRBGAUAÖÖAUGBNujhvfgiyoafhfghhahonjjlnaljkabjaluhuighurghuGAGSKJJKqedgsbds78BSBGgidebjkgbjkBVLJKBNHENavgwerlugrlgarjlbagrbjdgahiloGApandger
Oh come on people Chuck Norris is just an actor, if he was a real fighter he would come slam my face into the keyboavjtkcnrkacjh&3835$/);$?:$/(nfjeuvhenzkvidbakxifiechHen h!;!:&."-;$ oancuj!38?&/?47@dhakjbsjKxbfjaoNfhzonfh&;!jbfja
oh come on! chuck Norris isn't that good of an actor!! if he was such a god he would be slamming my head into my keyboardpsdnfskdnfithoirthoeriiowpoiprowr
I used to tell chuck norris would slam my face into the keyboard jokes like you, but then i took an arrow to the dtghghjfddgcbkloihgyhkoygtysfygjjkjhggddtvhjkjivgfdfyvhjjhgf
if chuck norris is the best he will come in my house and slam my face to the keyboard right nowzbakcbxjdidnjxncghujknnbbhggsjcgavzhxidbxjdjdkalpppanaoqnzojxuqlxbskfuckyou
He's nothing... If he is really that strong and shit he would be right behind me and smack my face into the keyljgargh0r9hgrjm,dfokmbiojdfhjdfh mgamfdg
Pff, Chuck Norris is a complete pussy. If he is truly the ultimate, badass god people claim him to be, then he would come to my house right now, kick open my office door, and slam my head against the keybonfai;lenmae;nfmalnefaekfnaejk;mfweof;mwelnfawalen;dwaefnm;oedamweafm;wolenfmlakmfjkamfl;ansfmsladmfc;sdmaflamfifemj
What is the Republican fascination with b list actors? Shouldn’t an appreciation of “American exceptionialism” extend to the arts? Reagan, Norris etc. promote schlock movies, not those worthy of a first rate nation.
what's the deal with this chuck norris guy? if he was as powerful as people say he would enter my room and mash my head against the keyblorgwwggsvsfv dfsgas sdfdgfhgjgk gkkde ori o mda 245fwffsd
WTF chuck norris is a dumb actor if he's a god he will instantly teleport into my back whacking my head into the keyboarddmaksldnhajkslhdgkjxzbcnxzcbisahdwqhqaduiwgqdakszcgbnxbvhsgfkhgsdhsgadasf
What the fuck is with all the Chuck Norris jokes? I mean, seriously, he's just a stupid actor. I mean, if he was really so great, he'd come round my house right now and smash my head against the keyborl;aksenfalkwer4s;aslfkjbf8o4akKC>zxcf
I hate all this crap about Chuck Norris being godly, there are all these jokes about how tough or awesome he is, if he's so amazing, why doesnt he come to my house, and mash my face to my keyboaaidhiaowdhaoiwdhaolifass834y8s9.
Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor, if he was really a true god. let him come to my house and smash my face against my keyboardhkjlashdfopui9xvcbhwelkashdfuhilasfdfasduiwyerysfdabewhvxcwheoiufduhisfduhi
Omg i hate people talking about Chuck Norris! He is nothing! If he were as cool as they say, he would sneak in at my window, smashing my head down at the Keyboar fgd fgklgf gfhjsiewrwr werwhrqwuyt712321 åjrtet returter elerterhter r ertgjhwerghwer
well me i seen to many fuckin ads about new game of chuck Norris what ever his name is i rather take that game and shove it up his fuckin ass...that guy is asshole anyway
Omg i hate people talking about Chuck Norris! He is nothing! If he were as cool as they say, he would sneak in at my window, smashing my head down at the Keyboar fgd fgklgf gfhjsiewrwr werwhrqwuyt712321 åjrtet returter elerterhter r ertgjhwerghwer
I don't get why people make a big deal out of Chuck Norris, all he is, is an actor and does those total gym commercials. if he is as threating as everyone says he is, i would like to see him come behind me and slam my head back and forth in the keybo- vfksmghnslgnhsjufnhsldngikwof dlwsjug swkg nwikflwofn w fiwnhrfo2w9ofvn defgidewoghsofvn g sovnw gbop0pqmfhw2 428 fr384r67892 wihfhywuihgfrtgyuigf hujfiredchyuvfir
Chuck Norris really isnt that amazing. If he was, he would come to my house and slam my head into the keyb dfkgna sms9j vhy ji4e5= knb aqt 4 w9jth0jon]b awqatbn
Omg i hate people talking about Chuck Norris! He is nothing! If he were as cool as they say, he would sneak in at my window, smashing my head down at the Keyboar fgd fgklgf gfhjsiewrwr werwhrqwuyt712321 åjrtet returter elerterhter r ertgjhwerghwer
once this comment was removed by SOPA, but then Chuck Norris removed SOPA
dolgoon1126 7 hours ago 2
what a boss
OGKILLa9365 13 hours ago
Chuck Norris died yesterday. Today he's already feeling better.
Carbonateful 15 hours ago
OH COME ON PEOPLE! Chuck Norris is just an actor!
If he really is what ppl say he is he would come here in my house now
and start punching my head on keybord bhjbHJKbjbnnkjfvbnjd vmdcnhdjJBND VMDNVJKDLVMKNVJFHVBDJKNVDFHBVKDFJVNMKDFVCNHJVFBFJLDKMVNXCMNVBXFHGJLBJXKVNCM,NBFLUBHXKCVJBNX M,.HGBLJKDFXCVNMBSTLDIGUFHKCVNM8794GCYMHNnvhngjkcfsdjdfgnkjkn
Carbonateful 15 hours ago 2
LOL i love how Huckabee did this ad with chuck xD
Its like the WoW commericial,so funny to see an internet fad make it on a tv ad
OdeToTheLeafs 1 day ago
I hate chuck norris he cant even slam my face into the keyboar... About three things i was absolutley positive: First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-
and i didn't know how dominant that part might be-that thirsted for my blood.
And third; i was unconditionally and irrevocably
in love with him.
Oh gawd...
Narutokills17 1 day ago
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Narutokills17 1 day ago
oxegen needs chuck noorris to survive
geeteeay 1 day ago
2385 people are dead now...
milesfan96 2 days ago 2
Chuck Norris is the weapon...
rdejano3 2 days ago
How the f@#! do 2,385 people dislike this?????????
farbiothedragonborn 2 days ago
@farbiothedragonborn I know, right?? This is good stuff!
jasonmmm1 1 day ago
Chuck Norris can be a tool.
Sausageonthegrill 2 days ago
Chuck norris can make plastic rust.
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WHY DO PPLE TALK ABOUT CHUCKNORRIS LIKE HES A GOD OR SOMETHING?!?!?! HES JUST A PERSON!!!!! HES NOTHING SPEACIAL BUT AN ACTOR!!! IF HE WAS REALLY THIS AMAZING CREATURE YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT, HE WOULD OF ALREADY SMASHED MY FACE AGAINST THE KEYBOAsakflasmlfasmfkl asmlfkams. f.,- sa.,f-sd,f.sd-,f-.sd,f-sd,f-sd.,fcdasfsrewijdqwklndsmnm,.asnd.,ncaskhciasudhasidhaskjdhaskjdhaksdhaksj
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if chuck norris had super powers or something like it. he would probably come to my house and he would be pulling my head and hitting it on the kEybo nc1"é_"ç'é_ç'(ru'"çàr'"çàiro'"roàepkfjr"f"l'àf'_yr'"ork'"àri'"çrf"yf'"f'r_y'rfh'jfç'ufri'
riad232 3 days ago
Chuck Norris for president? , if he was a tough enough he will come to my house and slam my face to my keyboardhjkhasdalsdkasldasdasdaldasjdasdasklesrs
fivemood 3 days ago
I really dont know why u guys love Chuck Norris he is just an normal actor like anyone, if he was an real tough guy he would come in my house and slash my face on my keyboasdrsdxasdfaser ewrdz asd asaartdg
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Chuck norris isnt real guys, if he was real, he'd come to my house and smash my head against the keubjnbhgbvffgrtlp;';pjuhyyt6refdnb
mrdanni 3 days ago
2,384 people all over the world disapeard last year,no one know's where are they
Nikitos253 3 days ago
chuck norris isnt so powerfull yes chuck norris i said it and so? if you were so powerfull you could smash my head in the keybopoasidjfdhjabdasud uah we7rf ygt2iealkçsdj aºsdujasd
rucajuda 4 days ago
chuck norris is shit! fucking noob if he would be soo powerfull as all say he would come to me house and smash me head right into a keyboasdjaksldlalskdjasljdjlas a a
prisproges18 5 days ago
@prisproges18 WHATS up with all you thumbs up whores? This is getting really old... Find something unique to say.
Squadwin 5 days ago
So everyone talks about how great Chuck Norris is......His masturbation techniques must be a dominator xD
JaMsTeR971 5 days ago
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Chuck Norris once rescued MacGyver from a terrorist prison, breaking him out with merely one stick of bubblegum and a piece of rice.
2314asfadsf23 5 days ago
wtf is with chuck norris comments, i mean, i don't believe if he is real. it's all bs what everyone says, i mean, CHUCK NORRIS IS A ASSHOLE, see nothing happend? if he would do something he would probably slam myface on the apsijfsorinsw;onhjsdovkandgioajhbglaodjhgaojdfnladsfuhbdagujHS;GOAIHSGO
nhzk8181lla 6 days ago
BREAKING NEWS" Mark Zuckerberg,founder of FB is in ICU with serious injuries after Chuck Norris poked him on FB.
BlackOpsSpycho 6 days ago
Guys chuck norris isnt real if he was he would come to my room and smack my face to the keyslahknjshafcnoium˚©∫˙∆ƒ©˙∆©∆˚˙©∂˙∂ƒ∆hziujghvfjnkh˙©∂˙©˙∂ƒ©¥©ˆ¨†¶•§§¶®£¢∞¶ ®®∞§®
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chuck norris gun chuck chuck norris norris norris!
billybobjoe870 1 week ago
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IIIIKaroIIII 1 week ago
Ahhh...Chuck Norris is just an actor...If he is too badass , he would drag my face on keyboahusi haijicasdbiy hbyfd sgdutsucbas oa nndwqdncéygesw7g6r480123w\089q0vq
TheP0lix 1 week ago
this is why he wasn't elected in 2008
FUGGNUTZ 1 week ago
A man tried to fight Chuck Norris....that man is now Justin Bieber...
AceBlazes 1 week ago
@AceBlazes A man once fought chuck norris, that was bruce lee, guess who lost...
Squadwin 6 days ago
@Squadwin
The fight scene in Way of the Dragon took 50 hours and over $3 billion in special effects to film. How else do you think they could've gotten a scene with Chuck Norris losing on film?
TARINunit9 5 days ago
@TARINunit9 Avatar with its special effects cost 500 million and you think this movie cost 3 billion, ONLY in special effects? This movie costed 130 HK$ I hope you're trolling or something. And just to know, chuck norris jokes are about making fun of him NOT presenting him as a god. Fact is that we dont make bruce lee jokes, cause bruce lee is no joke son.
Squadwin 5 days ago
i honestly dont think chuck norris is any special. I mean, if he would be that godlike, he would just smack by head against the keyboard and i woudfj iofoihgoði fojgpojg dfgo jgf jfdogjj 'podfgj'pojdpogj'pdogjdgdfg
inceptionist11 1 week ago
chuck norris ftw
mikehuckabeerulz 1 week ago
Chuck Norris sucks! I hate that fony bitch!
SuperChiffa 1 week ago
Why is there a dislike bar?
TheTalyn08 1 week ago
This is so cheesy
fowl37 1 week ago
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade which killed 35 terrorists. And then the grenade explode.
iamlikesoweird 1 week ago 34
Chuck Norris doesn't endorse, he tells america how it's going to be. Wow. That one was actually funny, but i don't think i would vote for somebody who cant take the office seriously.
Duffblue 1 week ago
Oh come on!! If Chuck Norris is not a good actor. If he was he would come to my house
and slap me to the keyboairhjiasofhadsihfadifsdofjsaiofhdsoagas
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chuck norris is just a dumb actor he isnt a awesome dude who can just do a round house kick and shatter bones,if he was that awesome he would come to my house and slam my head on the keyboard ajfdsghfkgkjfsajkeuyhgsakurwbhafbghlsgdhtewgulwghbfuvsdukfvbsduhfgsliaeurhgarhouytyds458r567436734t7ygrdvyg45fwg6754f67tryggyk
SBRS33 1 week ago
Chuck Norris doesn't approve, everything just goes his way.
NoMoreNooblets 1 week ago
NO LONGER AN AMERICAN ICON, JUST A SELL-OUT.
THANKS FOR TURNING ON RON PAUL.
RON PAUL 2012.
SenatorTonyKreutzer 1 week ago
2,369 people....... were killed by chuck norris
minigun0maniacx 1 week ago
When a zombie bites Chuck Norris, the zombie gets infected by Chuck Norris.
moofotv 1 week ago
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moofotv 1 week ago
Chuck Norris is a major joke. He just endorsed Newt for 2012. :(
JROBE814 1 week ago 2
@JROBE814. I was sad to hear to same. Still he has sympathy for Ron Paul. Perhaps a pragmatic decision.
spartaan301 1 week ago
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
RichardBlodimir 1 week ago
Chuck Norris once killed 37 terrorists with only 2 bullets....the first bullet was a warning shot.
RichardBlodimir 1 week ago
Se o chuk norris fosse verdade ele viria aqui agora bater minha cabeça no techjuytfgvryh km njn u m,
taglar11 1 week ago
Chuck norris can sweat in the north pole even if hes naked.
nachodond 1 week ago
Whats all this shit about Chuck Norris , He's not great at all , it's not like he can just come into my house and vnodegbnvndsjbvidesv idvdsvnewoidvniewuvndklgvnoihtrkjhhbmoihnreihnoitrehn9trgopregnp,mprkgvbv fdl;bmnpofr;bn
MrTadhgMurphy 1 week ago
If chuck norris declines SOPA, the sopa fags will shit bricks
ompmega 1 week ago 4
I don't what they're advertising, but, SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
BakaWolf9 1 week ago
Chuck Norris is just a character.. It's not like he was behind me hitting my head on the keyboawd89qy2req072r1u2ipr127r12gr
switchfo0t1 1 week ago
come on guys, Chuck Norris has been to Mars before, that's why there are no signs of life...!!
TheMrWARLORD 1 week ago 3
Chuck norris supports SOPA
Geckuno 2 weeks ago
Meh. Why does everyone like him anyway? Here, I'll show you how ordinary he is; I dare him to slam my face to the keyboard right nwofnoIEFIdsVhy8wndunudvbivdjVIUDY7FC KDVNodubvuJ D DVIDSBvi d.
kerizzle2011 2 weeks ago 2
This has no relevance to me, but I'LL TAKE 30!
ObeyTheDead 2 weeks ago
shuck norris do"esnt lick stamps, he looks at them til they get wet
MultiWasd1 2 weeks ago
Everyone is now copying my keyboard jokes.....
Zasiar 2 weeks ago
FAKE!!!! if Chuck Norris had realy punched, my screen would now have a big fat hole in it!!
TheHanshans29 2 weeks ago
2,366 ppl have been round housed kicked
issun135 2 weeks ago
chuck norris fucks little kids
beersmash1 2 weeks ago
I like to eat poop in large chunks
Hero2many 2 weeks ago 2
Fuck chuck Norris he's a fag bag
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If Chuck Norris is so strong why doesn't he come to my house right now and smash my head into my keyboarjgjvjghvighjgbkvnkvjfjhgjvighgfjugorwfcifrftjhhhthjhjvfhfjbvugthughthcu bunk hmmm jjbnbk mvjvjvhchnfgjibhbgjgkhmhnunhjibi in h. By. Hujvjgjgjgjt
jakegolden1383 2 weeks ago
Fuck Norris (for not approving Ron Paul)
AshBlue1989 2 weeks ago
Chuck Norris has a Mike Huckabee Remote Controller
Chuck Norris has invented Meat
Masteracci 2 weeks ago
If chuck Norris was so awesome then he would come to my house and slap head against the keyboard fdadshsisjsjsjajswhdheishshshhjshshdhdshdjdudididuxidicixucxjxjxjxhxhxdshbskqajizzushsbz s
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Mike Huckabee works for the Zionist media to advance the interests of Israel at the expense of all other Americans. He speaks against Ron Paul because Ron Paul is pro-America. Huckabee knows how to preach to Christian Americans and lead them to pro-Israel conclusions, teaching we must fight for Israel and submit to the Fed. Ron Paul is the only candidate who is not bought and paid for by "The 1%" (Big Israel) and who will work for the American People rather than against them.
GO BACK TO SLEEEP
GM4ThePeople 2 weeks ago
CHUCK norris sucks..wait someone is knocking on my doors...
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House has ben destroyed R.I.P.
MeRIPx2 2 weeks ago
All these "if chuck is so tough, he'll come oveR 2 mai houwws and beat my face into the key boarggdhzrnehjio" jokes are getting ol........Chuck Norris is the most merciful person who's ever lived. axwzexscscacescscswxacscwcwvcsvdcsvsvdsvbdbdbsjsis. Anyone ask for a McChuck?
GarioTheRock 2 weeks ago
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Chuck norris was still awesome though even if the facts started sucking horse-tits
BravoKiloLead 2 weeks ago
XD AWESOME
daniel10129100 2 weeks ago
Chuck Norris! lol fuch dis shit i'm out of here
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Chuck norris a fag.. if he's real master, he will come into my house and smash my face in the keyboasdasjgkhlf;jghkaleyhdoukghjliircydjghk.qyfgdjhakshlj/xugluf,jgkhldjv;poiglu,hfs/;pjfaods
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chuck Norris is just a shitty actor, if he really was a god, let him come to my house and have him slam my head into my keyboardjksrhfvdhrgeikrgherghergheqghpbhpfduigrentwrebnymnbpiuerthqweghjxbchjgfdhfhwfesdhfeshjfhjsfdhrguirg
MrValcrome 2 weeks ago
Ηow Chuck Norris fishes? You you you and you OUT!
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My computer got stucked when Chuck Norris appeared i thnk i don't have enought RAM for him
bigfoad 3 weeks ago
these 2362 people are probably dead now :/
srda97 3 weeks ago 3
If you stare at Chuck Norris for more than 2 second burst's, you will shit you internal organs out in alphabetical order.
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What the fucks up with all the chuck norris jokes? i think he is a queer faggot who can't do shit, if he is so bad ass than he would appear right behind me and bash my head in to the keybpoql9qrhqulfexfrcwihordqs;owa;wevkp;skpfvoru
parishclark420 3 weeks ago
Am I the only one who tought that they said "My cock, a bee!"
Miosuke15 3 weeks ago
Im fucking tired about Chuck Norri's mainstream and popularity. He is just a studip actor of shitty series. If hes a god as you said, he would come to mines and slap my head to the keyboali35u7fghrsuk,j™tΩhcmn,asnjbnjbmnacs,bmnc
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DONT FUCK WITH ME,
CHUCK.
wirboy91 3 weeks ago
@wirboy91 Old...
FreakyBow 2 weeks ago
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when chuck norris does a push-up he doesnt go up, the world goes down
RSCoDxDLOL 3 weeks ago
fuck off chuck you piece of shit, you too mike.
eternalcrumpet 3 weeks ago
Fuck Chuck! Dusty sent me here.
VvDOPAMEANvV 3 weeks ago
i used to admired chuck norris
hornhook678 3 weeks ago
How did this guy not win?
Justoo1337 3 weeks ago
ChuckNorisKilledMySpace!
sherithedog 3 weeks ago
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Pff, Chuck Norris is a complete weenie. If he is truly the ultimate god people claim him to be, then he would come to my house right now, kick open my office door, and slam my head against the keybonfai;lenmae;nfmalnefaekfnaejk;mfweof;mwelnfawalen;dwaefnm;oedamweafm;wolenfmlakmfjkamfl;ansfmsladmfc;sdmaflamfifemjewang/amwsfil;ajhgasfmioer]jnag;ahfm;ojaigf]jfaf;ija'fwofew
AkidsukiLeader 3 weeks ago
chuck norris is soft his beard was shaven i saw there was a chin 0:29 so i dont believe in him anymore
1017balla 3 weeks ago
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i said it i knew it chuck norris is an terrible figther and a terrible actor if he where so sick and cool he would smash my head into my fucking keyboarddsoaÜ?DJBlnvlbGRFNGFAJBNINOJIBNJAIDFBNAIRBGAUAÖÖAUGBNujhvfgiyoafhfghhahonjjlnaljkabjaluhuighurghuGAGSKJJKqedgsbds78BSBGgidebjkgbjkBVLJKBNHENavgwerlugrlgarjlbagrbjdgahiloGApandger
fadaf9999 3 weeks ago
Fuck Chuck!
hectichorse 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris once was about to tell a Chuck Norris joke, but then he died because Jet Li is better than him.
scoobyrds 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
loveyogirl25 3 weeks ago
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KiraIssexyLOL1 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris's daughter has lost her virginity ... he got it back !
saudiwoow 3 weeks ago 65
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Chuck Norris recorded the making of the first camera
xxMuS1C4L1F3xx 3 weeks ago
2,354 people wont escape Chuck Norris...
TheFireBirdy 3 weeks ago
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GoldSableye 3 weeks ago
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chuck norris has a bear rug in his house. its not dead. its just to afraid to move
ChrisChrone 3 weeks ago
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Oh come on people Chuck Norris is just an actor, if he was a real fighter he would come slam my face into the keyboavjtkcnrkacjh&3835$/);$?:$/(nfjeuvhenzkvidbakxifiechHen h!;!:&."-;$ oancuj!38?&/?47@dhakjbsjKxbfjaoNfhzonfh&;!jbfja
SuperRafa1212 3 weeks ago
I have so much more respect for this candidate now...
JoKesGaming 3 weeks ago
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oh come on! chuck Norris isn't that good of an actor!! if he was such a god he would be slamming my head into my keyboardpsdnfskdnfithoirthoeriiowpoiprowr
MrBillybob96 3 weeks ago
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MrBillybob96 3 weeks ago
the only time chuck norris was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake
GpaulLoL 3 weeks ago 54
@bamtastic that sounds fantastic
js21270 3 weeks ago
I used to tell chuck norris would slam my face into the keyboard jokes like you, but then i took an arrow to the dtghghjfddgcbkloihgyhkoygtysfygjjkjhggddtvhjkjivgfdfyvhjjhgf
js21270 3 weeks ago
@js21270 UR SOO FUNNY I WANT TO HIT U WITH A BRICK AND WATCH U BLEED TO DEATH :#
bamtast1c 3 weeks ago
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eddylon1983 3 weeks ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
slushpuppie19 3 weeks ago
if chuck norris is the best he will come in my house and slam my face to the keyboard right nowzbakcbxjdidnjxncghujknnbbhggsjcgavzhxidbxjdjdkalpppanaoqnzojxuqlxbskfuckyou
SnO0Pify 3 weeks ago
All I Got From This Is "Chuck Norris For President"
wadesta1986 4 weeks ago 2
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups.... He does world downs
hiltinberg 4 weeks ago
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In America Chuck Norris Rules, In soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still rules!
killersrke 4 weeks ago
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killersrke 4 weeks ago
a candidate presidant telling cuck norris jokes .. really america?
BazielDM 4 weeks ago
everything that politicians touch,turns to crap.
BravoKiloLead 4 weeks ago
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Nah, Chuck Norris facts had become crap LONG before this campaign.
djaevlenselv 3 weeks ago
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Chuck Norris?
He's nothing... If he is really that strong and shit he would be right behind me and smack my face into the keyljgargh0r9hgrjm,dfokmbiojdfhjdfh mgamfdg
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bestguitarist258 4 weeks ago
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Pff, Chuck Norris is a complete pussy. If he is truly the ultimate, badass god people claim him to be, then he would come to my house right now, kick open my office door, and slam my head against the keybonfai;lenmae;nfmalnefaekfnaejk;mfweof;mwelnfawalen;dwaefnm;oedamweafm;wolenfmlakmfjkamfl;ansfmsladmfc;sdmaflamfifemj
666AghY 4 weeks ago
The Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny the instant Chuck Norris started telling them.
MtnCurProductions 4 weeks ago
chuck norris= fag
iRAEPuFTW 4 weeks ago
I once had a puppy.........then chuck norris ate it.
ParanormalParaquad 4 weeks ago
What is the Republican fascination with b list actors? Shouldn’t an appreciation of “American exceptionialism” extend to the arts? Reagan, Norris etc. promote schlock movies, not those worthy of a first rate nation.
wagzel 4 weeks ago
All you would've had to do was show his face and everyone would've voted for him.
jjboy157 4 weeks ago
Stop with your stupid ass "oh if he so tuff he cum smas my faic in keybfhhthjhgfgjubhh" jokes.
SparkleTimeFedora 4 weeks ago
2347 people died or will die
thoomassXD 4 weeks ago
if chuck norris is so strong he will come here and smack my face in the keyboardfnhnmk,m,ndxf,ckhxvvrhbevb 857 jkuvgtcuthdhfsdcvnhzhdhgv
99Speedo 1 month ago
you probably thought that by just typing chuck in search bar, chuck norris would be top, NOPE chuck testa
ermaslv44 1 month ago
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what's the deal with this chuck norris guy? if he was as powerful as people say he would enter my room and mash my head against the keyblorgwwggsvsfv dfsgas sdfdgfhgjgk gkkde ori o mda 245fwffsd
FlashyLifeTV 1 month ago
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WTF chuck norris is a dumb actor if he's a god he will instantly teleport into my back whacking my head into the keyboarddmaksldnhajkslhdgkjxzbcnxzcbisahdwqhqaduiwgqdakszcgbnxbvhsgfkhgsdhsgadasf
mohammedkhan24 1 month ago
What the fuck is with all the Chuck Norris jokes? I mean, seriously, he's just a stupid actor. I mean, if he was really so great, he'd come round my house right now and smash my head against the keyborl;aksenfalkwer4s;aslfkjbf8o4akKC>zxcf
Avatar1178 1 month ago
@Avatar1178 ...queer
wanderingloser115 1 month ago
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I hate all this crap about Chuck Norris being godly, there are all these jokes about how tough or awesome he is, if he's so amazing, why doesnt he come to my house, and mash my face to my keyboaaidhiaowdhaoiwdhaolifass834y8s9.
KuJayhawkForLife 1 month ago
Chuck Norris is so dumb that he's dumb wait someone is at my door.
EODFenix 1 month ago
@EODFenix r.i.p
irishhellsangel 1 month ago
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CRAZYcatTRIKS 1 month ago
Superman's weakness is kryptonite. kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris
lol48275 1 month ago
@lol48275 Yeah, Superman can fly, but Chuck Norris can stand and move the planet in any direction!
rohverKS 1 month ago
yah it is getting old
lazyjz117 1 month ago
i accidently laughed at mike huckabees last name im suprised chuck norris dident come and slam my face on the key hghmjhlihifdknfsilufhlgjkbnui;
lazyjz117 1 month ago
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Chuck Norris doesn't exist! If he's real then he'll come here and smash my face into the keyboarjddklfajsdlkfadsnfa;vfnafsvalvdhgnsdvsd
ondeado711 1 month ago
If Chuck Norris was president he would kick every country in the balls and force them all to learn english... even....ENGLAND!
CaliberIsnxt 1 month ago 3
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0326dp 1 month ago
I used to be a Chuck Norris, then I....
edilson3636 1 month ago
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Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor, if he was really a true god. let him come to my house and smash my face against my keyboardhkjlashdfopui9xvcbhwelkashdfuhilasfdfasduiwyerysfdabewhvxcwheoiufduhisfduhi
naseer424 1 month ago
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if chuck norris is soooo epic why dont he come here and slam my face to the keyboujtritggijohøfgajhøfga
Zasiar 1 month ago
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Omg i hate people talking about Chuck Norris! He is nothing! If he were as cool as they say, he would sneak in at my window, smashing my head down at the Keyboar fgd fgklgf gfhjsiewrwr werwhrqwuyt712321 åjrtet returter elerterhter r ertgjhwerghwer
LIENEI2324 1 month ago
@47bern What??
HurrahKingOle 1 month ago
That "smash my head into the keyboard" joke is getting old quick...every 2-3 comments has that fking joke -.-
lXLegendKillerXl 1 month ago
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47bern 1 month ago
well me i seen to many fuckin ads about new game of chuck Norris what ever his name is i rather take that game and shove it up his fuckin ass...that guy is asshole anyway
47bern 1 month ago
whos's chuck norris?
AlMaadeed1 1 month ago
If chuck Norris was a good actor he would slap my face in the key boartttrtrtrtrraernfenekjNKE
TheMinecrafter09 1 month ago
It's all about Ron Paul guys he will restore America!!!!
MrTimex123 1 month ago
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Omg i hate people talking about Chuck Norris! He is nothing! If he were as cool as they say, he would sneak in at my window, smashing my head down at the Keyboar fgd fgklgf gfhjsiewrwr werwhrqwuyt712321 åjrtet returter elerterhter r ertgjhwerghwer
alexz94777 1 month ago
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I don't get why people make a big deal out of Chuck Norris, all he is, is an actor and does those total gym commercials. if he is as threating as everyone says he is, i would like to see him come behind me and slam my head back and forth in the keybo- vfksmghnslgnhsjufnhsldngikwof dlwsjug swkg nwikflwofn w fiwnhrfo2w9ofvn defgidewoghsofvn g sovnw gbop0pqmfhw2 428 fr384r67892 wihfhywuihgfrtgyuigf hujfiredchyuvfir
yadig2012 1 month ago
Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
bond467o 1 month ago 41
He will round house kick your dick up your anus!
11223572 1 month ago
fuck chuk noris if he is no nice cool and the best thing ever happend to the world
just fuck him
if he is so good why isnt he comming and smashed my head to my keyfawfaofkafFWKOAPf
kursato66 1 month ago
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Chuck Norris really isnt that amazing. If he was, he would come to my house and slam my head into the keyb dfkgna sms9j vhy ji4e5= knb aqt 4 w9jth0jon]b awqatbn
ExTernMic1 1 month ago
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Omg i hate people talking about Chuck Norris! He is nothing! If he were as cool as they say, he would sneak in at my window, smashing my head down at the Keyboar fgd fgklgf gfhjsiewrwr werwhrqwuyt712321 åjrtet returter elerterhter r ertgjhwerghwer
Serynitor 1 month ago
chuck norris once been hit by a deadliest arrow in the knee, after 3 days of excruciating pain....
the arrow died
HawxTeamDelta 1 month ago 63
@HawxTeamDelta his been bitten by snake,then snake dies,,,,arow!!! LOL
5916284 1 month ago
@HawxTeamDelta I was gonna reply, but then I took the same arrow to the knee.
MistaZangy 3 weeks ago
@burninboy73 no one could help you now
Multi123ddd 1 month ago
chuck norris isn't real...
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if he heard me he would have smashed my head into the key boarkhglavfjhglijbsrvlkhjsgnbiyugnfvcx zc vxvcxv c vcx @%@$ help me
burninboy73 1 month ago
Wanted to make creative suicide so I just disliked the movie.
Seems that 2333 people before me hit on this idea, though.
piotrkakol1992 1 month ago