A Tribe of Toffs - "John Kettley is a Weatherman" with lyrics

[3llenDD]

i used to fancy the crap out of john ketley when i was about 3,...i recall crying to my dad and saying "DAD...all i want to do is marry john ketley!!" :L

[PantsMcGhee]

Wheese knees are these knees if Richard Keys has nee knees?

[acrolith01]

When I grow up I want to post comments on youtube too! How long do I have to wait to have my brain removed and my swear box installed?! At the moment I am a total loser (so true)...even so I like the vid.

[Kubo220374]

John Noakes, surely?



[jbclaret1983]

Bring Back John Kettley and Michael Fish miles better than todays weather people!!!

[DragonLordJay]

Stuck in me head now!

[MrPnisHead]

Sorry about the F*****g Fog! (for younger viewers that translates to "sorry about the F in Fog")

Was that JK or MF or someone else?

[Algahiem]

A totally underrated song! :) I remembered this playing on Top of the Pops!

God, I feel old. :(

[Honeypleaser]

FANTASTIC. So nostalgic. Remember getting this when i was about six as a Christmas present from my (late) Brother. Don't know what I liked about it at the time as I wasn't really in to music til the age of about 14. Probably the Lyrics. Never thought i'd hear it again. You gotta love the internet.

[Vanheusen1000]

Best British Tv dot com  has a good John Kettley interview

[MorganScorpion]

EARWORM! Guaranteed to get rid of any other Earworm, including the Oscar Meier Wiener song.

[gavinpow77]

Is this some kind of punk prophecy? Nostredamus for the stoned? Ayrton Senna may well have the voice of a tenor - as his balls were probably in his gob when he crashed. Peter Snow usually 'swings' low (and high) on his election things. Eric Lane is, pretty much the same. I presume Simon Parkin must be Larkin. David Icke DOES ride a bike, but questions whether a fish could ride it too. Bernard Davey spilled some gravy, but wasn't in the Navy. Richard Keys is ON HIS KNEES..... john ketley.......

[garystorey]

Now I know who the Libertines and that twat Doherty ripped off.

[cheviotwanderer]

oh lord no sleep for me tonight, anyone remember "where's my jumper" - similar but without michael fish

[kingsman1066]

Haven't heard this in years. On a school ski trip to france in the 80's one of the 6th formers kept playing this song, he would play it randomly and the whole coach would sing to it. At customs a tall french gendarme with a white kepi and smg got on the coach to check passports. The 6th former thought this a good time to play the song again. Sure enough we all belted out the words. The gendarme gave up checking our papers and walked off muttering "Pah crazy English".ha ha.

[gavinpow77]

@kingsman1066 reminds me of a trip to Prague about 13 years ago with my year group at college. We were on the border between Germany and the Czech Republic and a border control guy got on the bus. Shouted "do you have anything to declare?" All girls shouted, in unison "Our love". The guy (not amused) started checking passports and dropped his gun at one point - fell out of his holster as he bent down to look in a bag. Everyone laughed. He just stuck up his middle finger and got off the bus!

[kingsman1066]

Haven't heard this in years. On a school ski trip to france in the 80's one of the 6th formers kept playing this song, he would play it randomly and the whole coach would sing to it. At customs a tall french gendarme with a white kepi and smg got on the coach to check passports. The 6th former thought this a good time to play the song again. Sure enough we all belted out the words. The gendarme gave up checking our papers and walked off muttering "Pah crazy English" he wasn't impressed.

[djeban]

heard this on Dawn Patrol on Radio 2 this morning. Wonderful, I love it.

[TheBritishmike]

Richard Keys Has Got No Knees!! Brilliant!!!!! :)

[Floweryapron]

brilliant.

[Horrid619]

I think this a dead funny song

[rodjames98]

so is carol kirkwood! wish they would do a song about her.!

[russ7510]

legend tune

[alslevie1986]

What ever happened to Wincey Willis from TV am,and how many of you remember ''Mad'' Lizzie Webb doing the aerobics.I think the BBC at the time had the green goddess.

[floppyshoe]

My God, this song came up in a conversation the other completely at random - had to watch (listen to?) on here.

My Mum used to do the Mad Lizzie workout in our living room when I was a kid...lol

[cyborgsatan106]

friends with one of his sons :) I feel honoured lol

[east9915]

Not heard this in 20 years . Awesome tune . LOL you made my day cheers for posting it  !

[DogFartsSmell]

Ive had the line 'Andy Crane has got no brain' in my head for about 20 fucking years.

Nice one.

[clemthegem]

@DogFartsSmell and not known where it was from?

[stuttsy83]

John Kettley is a legend and like myself he is a massive Burnley Fan!

[zoolander78]

I never realised until now this lot were mackems. gone down in my estimation now

[BinaryBethan]

Well done, fair Chris.

[thepopesmokesdope94]

For I did nothing it was a simple windows movie maker job - don't know what to do now...

[BinaryBethan]

Feel proud that this is stuck in my head whilst I'm trying to revise for the science exam tomorrow?

[thepopesmokesdope94]

I guess you are an easy way for me to rack up some views - where you at today?

[BinaryBethan]

Well, clearly I didn't answer that for a while. But TODAY I am at home, revising for ANOTHER science exam. And this song is yet again stuck in my head. I am seeing a pattern arising.

[crashmat]

@BinaryBethan I hope you passed, if you didn't, well, the lesson is, DO NOT feck around on YouTube when you should be revising!!