Hitler Finds Out the Plot to Terry Goodkind's Latest Book

[andrewdrury1]

Have any of you read law of nines? and if so is this a big spoiler?

[patduntie]

what is the original vid called?

[AnnaGiuliaFiction]

Please, make a sequel after he's read Twilight XD

"No one can screw up a good vampire novel." LOOOOOOOOOOL

This is brilliant! Even though, Law of Nines wasn't that bad... XD

[Whatever4690]

Shame about the subs,but ANYONE who has read goodkind will agree with this 100%,he made 4 great books and then it just got stupid,that evil chicken lololol and disney goat,and pushing ayn rands philosophy.

[Whatever4690]

@Whatever4690 3



[darkasteroid17]

am i missing something? shouldn't this have subtitles?

[mythhero13]

@darkasteroid17

yr right, where r they, im mucho confuso

[kadajshm]

Fucking awesome XDD

[TheEndlessMaster]

*After reading Twilight*

Hitler- WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS A TOTALLY SCREWED VAMPIRE NOVEL!!!!! GRAAAAA!!!!

[baraxor]

Richard Rahl sounds like a good German name.

[dandennis1]

"It will be a cold day in Hell before I cosplay as Gratch now!"

Brilliant!

[SyntheticPlastikZ]

Is this clip from a movie and what is it called please?

[Imperitor2]

@SyntheticPlastikZ It's called "Der Untergang"

[baraxor]

The Law of Neins!

[sancho4567]

@baraxor Thats so punny.

[MicheasTheMighty]

//depressed voice// "Goodkind is not getting another penny from me." //depressed voice//

[LysleMidoriRigg]

no one can screw up a good vampire novel...

then surely he means: terry goodkinds books are just awesome....

both are just plain stupid (well, the books starting from 5 orso anyway)

[asdfuogh]

i hope his next two are gonna be better..!

[asdfuogh]

LOL this is HILARIOUS. Yeah... Law of Nines definitely feels like a watered down version of the Sword of Truth series. I did think that he'd connect the parallel world with our world after finishing Confessor (because he always ends books with a hint of what he's going to do next), but I thought this was supposed to be a new direction. :/ The characters aren't as likable as Richard and Kahlan were in the first book.

[hazzap9716]

Absolutely amazing. I watched this film a couple of weeks ago and it fits so well with the books. excellent

[Skoojoo]

lolz for the Twilight shots

[xstation14]

SPOILERS: I just finished Confessor and was extremely unsatisfied with the ending. The entire series has been building tension, and although it later became preachy and repetitive, I read on. Having the main villain fucking collapse is the dumbest ending in a book I've read. I get what Goodkind was trying to say, by saying that he was no different from the rest of his army, but the ending could have been much better, since it was predictable that the heroes would win, anyway.

[Ziem83]

This is awesome!!! I just finished Stone of Tears and loved the Gratch cosplay commentary!!! I actually like the show for what it is and can't wait to finish the series of books!!! Great subject for Hitler to express his dismay over!!!

[mgumbe90]

I have to agree with hitler. He got a bit too much on the philospohical debates in chainfire and on. Still loved the Sot series though. Still my favorite books

[asdfuogh]

I think... around the fifth book was when he started picking up on the philosophical pontification..

[jstephens4]

omg. I agree with Hitler! I hoped I'd never have to say that.

[Zidel333]

OMG, the ending.... 6 stars my friend.

[AustenFugitive]

I've read the new book and seen the tv series and love them both, but this is hilarious nonetheless.

[1linewonder]

My least favorite was definately chainfire and Pillars i didnt think naked empire was that bad

[RaffieDrunk1]

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Ps: jtriojdfsoijgoiaerjgidsjoiewyi­hgtoi :D

<3

[tjevans2003]

The new one isn't that bad at all. And, just because its labeled as "a contemporary thriller" doesn't mean that it actually is.

I had the new book figured out about chapter 5, and I was right, but I wasn't displeased in the least.

[Jings0b]

I laughed so hard when you brought up twilight.

[Tormujin]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages. I've been a longstanding SoT fan since I was a teenager, but I've come to agree with a lot of the criticism levelled at TG. The premise of his latest book does not inspire me to buy it, and didn't bode well when I heard it was going to be a contemporary thriller from the outset. My gf and I are still laughing at the "pirate plumbers" line too; great satire! xD

[kdkid13]

that was hysterically funny. Read the series, but haven't read the new book. Now I kind of want to just to see if Hitler was right! "I stayed with him through the evil chicken" priceless!!

[shipuuga]

lol love it

[shipuuga]

law of the nines WAS good though. lol but ya, basically this video ran through all of our heads when we heard about it, i'm sure..

[ushkdavid]

I stayed with it right to the bitter end with confessor and don't plan on getting any more books from him. It was all worth it though so i could get the jokes in this vid cause it was insanely funny.

[DrRoxo]

That is fantastic. I understand some German.. Enough to catch most of the lines when he's not screaming. I like how "The war is lost" actually means "I hear the books are about vampires"

[ArthasvsLeon]

GREAT vid! And the ending was just priceless!

[epicadventurehero]

This is Epic! Really funny! :D

[orlando943]

When I finished reading "The Pillar of Creation", I got up and threw it in the trash without a second thought - it goes without saying I won't buy anymore of Goodkinds drivel. In this case, Hitler was right on!

[modpodsquad]

Are you constantly drunk?

[xiala1980]

The name of the book is "The Pillars of Creation" (with an "s") and you probably didn't read the book preceding. If you did, then you just didn't understand the philosophy. Someone of your limited intellect is better off reading something more suitable for your level... such as "Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr. Seuss.

[shipuuga]

pillars of creation wasn't that bad. naked empire was probably my least favorite, but the end of the series was great! how could you go half-way and then stop? you missed out

[mahbrocigarettes]

bloody vagina tampons singing sweetly. vigor, vigor, vinegar twistly. sheep sharpened and harps clucked beeming.

[mahbrocigarettes]

i certainly know my way around a lamp post

[SirThinks2Much]

I love how the other officers are getting nervous when he mentions Twilight at the end.

[peasonearth1234]

This was BRILLIANT! Just, genius. Now reconsidering buying Law of Nines...

haha

[AustenFugitive]

Okay, I love Goodkind and Law of Nines and Legend of the Seeker but this is hilarious!!

[1SharpDressedMan]

Huge fan of goodkind...

this was freakin hilarious!!!

[T3XM3X95]

lol 1:39 FIGHT NIGGA!

[HazenMustaine]

Wow, that is beyond epic. I too put up with the same plot in every book, Betty the fucking wonder goat, and the jerk off philosophical ranting.

[utaki]

And oh god the ending! xD Poor guy.

[utaki]

BAHAHAHAHA. Never thought I'd agree with Hitler on anything, but it's true. Goodkind books are absolute santorum.

[Jermbe]

One word: EPIC

[ThanatosAngel7]

Can't wait for Hitler to follow up with "WTF SPARKLING VAMPIRES?"

[OopeeShaba]

lol well done... what movie was that clip from again?

[Naniru]

"Der Untergang" ^^

[9drtr]

Brilliant!

FurCon.

[KiljanArslan]

two for the hilarity, however I find that downfall is overused.

[karoloandria]

das kapital fanfiction written by stalin!

ROFLMAO

[Likety]

Thank you.

[SlickMongeese]

No one can screw up a good vampire novel.... Ahahahaha!

[Davross]

Cool! Goodkind is a pretentious delusional nutjob!

[SlideMoses]

Stuff of legend. I laughed.

[Blattniksele]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was epic!