The Late Show Monologue, 4.19

[leifiplomerosftw]

I shaved my balls yesterday and after seing this I noticed that I forgot to shave the left one. MEMET!

[groddan64]

U fail, Letterman. The tree stands in Sweden, next to a couple of other thousand year-old trees.

[jpandyaraja]

at least Letterman is not an inveterate

ass licker....like Leno....

[bushhater99]

letterman was better on his old show but conan is by far funnier than anyone on any show. just the walker texas ranger clip lever, that one skit would make him the funniest if he had never done another joke. or the fake kids drawing of the backsteet boys sucking each others dick in a bathroom stall. hell make fun of anyone.

[modilight]

Vote Obama End the race

Obama 08

[shots0001]

O'Brien = shit

[DanShields110]

Leno > Letterman

Ferguson > Letterman

O' Brien > Letterman

Colbert > Leterman

[bo0duhbo1]

crazyyyyy. ferguson is worse than letterman. its better than o brien also. i've never seen colbert so i have no say. but leno i think theyre pretty even. hahaha. your opinion though.

[jpandyaraja]

obviously you are not up late night,and

go to sleep at seven after watching playschool

with your kids...

[IsOfTheUniverse]

Craig Ferguson. Hands down.

[ShadyNJ]

Kimmel has good skits but hes no where near as funny as Conan and Colbert is an annoying fuckin show to watch cause we have to hear for a half hour about how much he is in love with himself. He's like a watered down funny version of Bill O'Reilly

[coltsfan025]

david letterman is late night t.v.

[ShadyNJ]

I still prefer Conan over both of them

[newcastlealan9]

gold

[moi84]

great!

[girlygirlindahood]

Dave is the BEST! So much better than Leno....... GO DAVE!!!

[khosrok]

and im a human and i dont find this funny

[bixitblue]

huh, im norwegian and i haven't heard anything about old trees..

[bixitblue]

The tree is actually swedish. Letterman needs to get his facts right. That's like saying you're from NJ and not NY.