Stupid Comment Readings 5: Time to Die

[marie90]

What.The.Fuck... is wrong with the people of youtube? My god they sound deranged.

[newportman3469]

Lmmfao wtf

[jonus63]

These videos are making me lose faith in humanity.

[1Animeculture]

PENIS AND BAGEL!

[TheKarlHeeHaw]

1:38 at least he would wash his hands

[Bluestarz5555]

I lol'd at "teletubbies and half life zombos what's a better combination than that?"

"PENIS AND BAGEL"

Did not see that coming XD

[firegirl2202]

5:05 "Oh by the way, you're a filthy f***ing mudblood" Huh, i think that's my favourite part! Lol

[DrBreakfastMachine]

This is even funnier with close captions

[burnoutpro15]

I HATE TOAST, CAKE, CANDY, AND CHILDREN. SUE ME.

[kieran68607]

LMAO AT 2:24 :L LOLOLOLOLOL

[FadingSoulRaiser]

Please fart in my mouth..... Okay i'm ready LOLOLOLOLOL

[Maruchanaman]

Orgasm xD LMFAO

[XxFailxPwNxX97]

who the F*** is obama?

[superpotatokiller1]

Fap fap fappity fap LOL

[xK0N6H3LZx]

You forgot to put in the comment from bozn01 in the video golden voice man finds job. That is what i call stupid.

[Hoohihaa]

This video made me squirt piss

[AttackMyAss]

bolivia = puberty

[ThEvOiCeOfReAsOn1100]

FUCK CUNT SHIT NIGGER SHIT FUCK NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER CUNT FUCK SHIT TITTIES POOPY FACKING NIGGER SHIT FUCK HELL LAWYERS SHIT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC­CCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKK NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNI­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[yaoiluv99]

@ThEvOiCeOfReAsOn1100 PENIS

[FadingSoulRaiser]

The Fat guy is hot? LOLOLOL

[hollyshikarii]

omg this is the funniest video I've seen in a long time hahahahahhahahahhahaha

[DeathByEpicness]

NO TOP COMMENT! now's my chance... uh... ugh, i got nothing. if i said something like "justin bieber's dick is the size of the dislike bar" it would count as cheating i guess.... so, yeah.... thumbs up if you want, i dont care

[jettythesunfish]

...Fire?

[FunkySkunk55]

A HOLE, MOTHERFUCKER.

[yoshitoraakuma]

ahhaha 4:07

[RawbThatPunk]

3:45 ftw

[RawbThatPunk]

tsimfuckis DISSED

[qwinze67]

chicken.

[SUPERGT94]

Riboflavin on my windshield wipers!

[didogazeto]

i van't sleep guys i keep wondering how can my feet smell when they don't have a nose

[TheMummy516]

PENIS AND BAGEL.

[misfire33]

"I'd grad u buy the neck"

After a zombie graduates, he asks his friend to pay for his celebratory neck dinner?

[L0rdBalmung1]

@misfire33 I know thats what id want for dinner...along with some douchebags brains for seasoning

[johnydeltablues]

7:08 "profit" LOL ... south park reference

[JRS423]

you stupit

[TransformerLover360]

I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW

[rapelpecho]

@TransformerLover360 YOU GIVE CAPSLOCKERS A BAD NAME

[L0rdBalmung1]

@TransformerLover360 oh no....not that video again....D:

[Btrue2good]

NiggersMakeMePuke made me laugh.-.

Racist people are dumb, but hilarious.

[butch22451]

4:34 made laugh so fucking hard XD

[MASTERCHIEFSTURD]

also i live in connecticut whooooooow

[MASTERCHIEFSTURD]

PENIS AND BAGEL xD

[LaffinPumpkin]

ghost's r such a load of bullshit! just like santa clause

[clamchowder138]

@StevenTheTruth123 I'm glad you understand.

[clamchowder138]

@StevenTheTruth123 Let me explain.

Not all black people are bad. Many have been just as successful, if not MORE successful than white people. But the ghetto blacks that let their pants fall down, act like total assholes deserve no respect whatsoever, and that's why no one likes them. They think they deserve to be treated like gods just because their ancestors were enslaved 200 years ago. They call people racist assholes when they MENTION ANYTHING that has to do with race.

Now you understand.

[L0rdBalmung1]

@clamchowder138 why cant people realize this is every race instead of hearing what they want to hear?

[pochopaz7381]

4:34 He is such a retard he soundsvintelectual

[grungedog3]

Congrats, you're a terrible person. Get diarrhea.

OH GOD, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[GrimeGalore]

Dude I gotta block you mom said to

LOOOOOOOL

[BrendanStuart]

omfg

your a filthy mudblood and need to get out of my universe

ust ur voice when u read this, it fucking killed me

[PsyTranceManiac90]

Racist comments are the funniest

[Zzinstinct43]

All of these i was laughing my ass off

[Bluehawk2008]

Is Homoman a gay super hero?

[TheXLink]

@Bluehawk2008 Heman XD

[1s86]

1:54 was hilarious

[LilacDownDeep]

I was half expecting 'ur a retad' somewhere...

[acamp1995]

Which site did you get the ghost guy from...

I want to yell at him a little...

Just a little bit...

Come on, Pleeeease...

[Eddie5012]

im afraid you must be fined 2 Internets for overuse of the term "Long-legged mack daddy." LMFAO!!!!

[clamchowder138]

5:16 he isn't exactly helping against the UK's racist rep. and pies aren't exactly fattening. he should've said cake or something lol

[clamchowder138]

4:07 that was written by a black guy.

yes i am racist. flame me already.

[butch22451]

@clamchowder138 you can tell by his user name

[L0rdBalmung1]

@clamchowder138 Not worth the time.

[clamchowder138]

fucking hilarious.

[coolsims94]

Can ppl really be this stupid? I am starting to think that these ppl do this just to piss others off... or just to make themselves happy...idk some ppl r like that.

[mrburke101]

That made me laugh so hard I nearly puked!

[cudizone249]

your a HOMO!!

you should be friends with HOMOMAN!!!

[FractleHeart]

"dude i got to block u mom said to" XD LOL!!!

[Meldola07]

I loved the Fail-Song :)

[LaffinPumpkin]

fuck that shit thats gay,NIGGER!

[tigerseyeproductions]

LMFAO OMG

[GLASSB182]

Solve my riddle and I will Sub you!

I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

[Edu2503]

@GLASSB182 A photon, but don't sub me.

[RedJerkNinja]

@GLASSB182

Kate Moss

[CatFaceJay]

I seriously hope your joking, its a state by state law california is 17 and some places its 16 america doesnt have a fedral law for this it has regional laws and I am not even american and I know this from watching tv shows and wikipedia lol.

[PSspecialist]

I thought the term "mudblood" was only used in harry potter movies!

[1337lolguyman]

hmm, people seem to like holes.

[doofnak]

make a video of all the stupid comments you get

including this one

[Tsubakiification]

fuck

why did this make me so ha-- oh your voice

[iamgodspeak]

I want to be friends with homoman.

[Chaosblue17]

You call them stupid comment, I call them creative. These are stupid comments:

1.first

2.thumbs up

[quertzoid]

@Chaosblue17 Don't forget the children who whine about Justin Bieber on a band that isn't even remotely the same genre.

[Percival917]

I WANNA GO TO JAPAN, TOO!

[elcanful]

Bolivia = puberty lol

[highoffasharpies]

that one guy kinda sounds like piccolo

[deus1118]

Which video or videos did you find these comments on? I want to see the videos or video that made people write these stupid comments.

[dxmagma]

"A hole"

"It's fire"

"A HOLE MOTHERFUCKER"

[whatdouthink96]

btw... 1:52 = DANG!!!!! Talk about backtalk!!

[XxTylerRBxX]

I didn't know all shapes can kill!! And now?! TRIANGLEZZ!?!?!!!!!!!!!

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

HAHA IM DYIN G XDD

[wiccanXexodus]

@BeBeAyumiReturns im a smexy pig horse

[KICKASS4661]

I caught a boner

[weemadtommy]

KIRBY GOURMET THEME FAIL :D

[YouAreAGiantMoron]

PENIS AND BAGEL

[Dinker27]

BlackSonichu and DougFuckingFunny made me lose it. xD

[sewRsk8R]

Ni***smakemepuke is an idiot lol

[VonnegutFrusciante]

7:57

[omgBreakingDawn]

Did I just watch nine minutes of fucktards being fucktards?

Yes. Yes, I did.

[djavidu]

The comment at 2:10 of "Niggermakemepuke" is so funny, damn that was a great comeback i must say.

[TheFrightning]

some retard in the videos youtube name is jamesnintendonurd

[JeredFromSubway10]

Thumbs up my comment because you liked this video and because you hate it when people ask for people tho tumbs up their comment because people who ask for other people to thumbs up their comment are pathetic because they want you to thumbs up their comment because they want to be the top comment because they want you to see their comment first because they are pathetic and need other people to thumbs up their comment for attention. Have a nice day :)

[Emcmillin09]

pig+gay+your mom+obama+puupy+retard= you

I lol'd

[Emcmillin09]

Why did I drink while watching this?

[Spike5war]

HAH  4:23

[hl2isbestv2]

LOL 3:33 - 3:45 is the best

[sothgunfil]

theses comments are stupids

[Pooky1991]

Usually rasist comments make me angry, but hearing someone read them out loud in this vid makes it so hillarious because the fools who made the comment sound even more stupidXD

[kingtyler366]

7:08

[Delani123]

Ok, why does this not have a million views?! This is hilarious!!

[krocialblack]

Comments like this is proof that Y2K really did happen. After the world left the 90's and it came into the 2000's people just got really really dumb. And if that happened in Y2K, then i'm not looking forward to the sheer stupidity 2012 is going to offer. This world is screwed...

[TheSalman5555]

lol good job

[omenroc1]

Lol. I had to laugh at that was funny and I am so laugh funny so then you said so urself 2 and I'm not so HAHA! Why is it the always pot heads and the NIGGERS lol whatz up wit dat? Haha. You didn't even know that then. Dumbass

[BumJuiceDrinker]

I have an incredibly hairy ass, So what I do is I insert my fingers into my leaky moist asscrack lengthwise then flex allowing all the bumjuice to absorb onto the skin of my fingers. After 5 minutes I then remove my bumjuice soaked fingers from my sweaty butthole and proceed to lick up the bumjuice. The licking actually enhances the scent of the bumjuice so I always to a big wif. What bumjuice is left on the skin of my fingers and under my fingernails I scrape off with my teeth.

THE END

[DrShaym]

@BumJuiceDrinker I like to stick a bike saddle in my ass, walk on my hands and pretend I'm a unicycle.

[BumJuiceDrinker]

@DrShaym Thats pretty good, but you dont drink bumjuice so I win

[MrWindowsXPfan]

@DrShaym sometimes i pretend im a computer mouse that has flys and cant fly because the flys cant fly

[Percival917]

@BumJuiceDrinker MORE DISGUSTING THAN YOUR MOM!

[TehLunaScamander]

@BumJuiceDrinker oh god someone told me that on skype once e_e

[217d3]

@BumJuiceDrinker uh.... should i be concerned that I'm kind of aroused by that ?.

[CatFaceJay]

@BumJuiceDrinker 12 people hit the wrong button on this crap comment

[Kendall21012345]

@BumJuiceDrinker I like how peoples such as you post stupid comments in hopes that it will be featured in future videos

[Jemalacane]

@BumJuiceDrinker Um, ew!

[coerce6]

@BumJuiceDrinker thats disgusting..... lol

[Agent1W]

6:52 sounded a lot like Mr. Garrison. lol

[brapboys503]

Holy shit, Japan is full of child molesters. 13 years old and a 30 year old man can fuck her? That shit is fucked up.

[menaldum235]

Totally LMAO at 1:52

[Bellolsom]

I'm best friends with homoman!

[vihannes3]

"It's gayer than me, and I'm gay"

~Solid Snake

[Fawkes002]

5:44 thats your comment (obviously)

[DrShaym]

@Fawkes002 No it isn't.

[Fawkes002]

@DrShaym yes it is, comments marked with yellow are your own

[DrShaym]

@Fawkes002 Uh, no it isn't. That was back before YouTube fucked up the comments. Back then, the video uploader's comments would appear yellow to everyone.

[whatdouthink96]

@DrShaym Some1s mouth ran before they thought :P

[WolfLover988]

P.S.

..the game

ಠ_ಠ

[WolfLover988]

8:43 best song EVAR

[Sufffrimiento]

I hate Canadians.

[finnishockey]

YOU SHOULD BE FRIENDS WHIT HOMOMAN!!

[shadowpwner82]

they insulted tsimfuckis(or his real name if that isn't really his name)they are heartless

[psychoscout1]

YOU FUCKING RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!! STOPP FUCKING IMPERSONATING THE FUCKING COMMENTS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE@@!!!!! FUCK YUU!!

gO PLAY MAPLESTORY YOU FAGGOT!!!

[TheActionGuy1]

lol where do you find these videos?

[blacktigerpaw1]

@TheActionGuy1 Since this is YouTube, it is everywhere.

[TheActionGuy1]

@blacktigerpaw1 True haha

[RockXero77]

PENIS AND BAGEL

[zomggodzilla]

that cobracody one was frekin funny as hell

[rotflmfaololzomg]

Ehabejfujdiwndiebiwbcjebieebue­hhdvehus!!!!

nipples n' toenails

[Agent1W]

6:52 sounded like either Bruce from Family Guy, or Mr. Garrison from South Park. Dunno which! :)

[omgiheartpie]

Does anyone have 1 bullet?

[Ridleykiller146]

@omgiheartpie Yes, I'll shoot you with it! =P

[ari0016070]

(.Y.) boobies lolrofl

[ari0016070]

how can we get our comments on their i frekin cried all 9 minutes

[omgiheartpie]

I rofld. I really did.

[motherFUKKERmason]

Thank you for making me piss myself laughing for nine whole minutes.

[Bluerage98]

How did you know how sing the fail song like that?

[DrShaym]

@Bluerage98 Back in 2008, there was a video called "This Video Contains Win" which consisted of a picture of Dr. Robotnik saying "pingas" to the tune of the song. It resulted in hundreds of responses consisting of different subjects saying different things to different songs, but most of them used the same song. I think that was a comment on one of those videos.

[SamPD2]

@DrShaym So let me guess, are you considering making another video based on the comments you received?

[redmarioproductions]

"Also I used to be a nigger but I showered in high-chlorine water until I turned mexican." lololololololol

[MulticolorBriNicole]

1:20 LOL that came out of nowhere!

[gallant5k]

i remember when i signed up on Youtube many years ago i was Trolling everyone no matter what and i think allot of people today are doing the same...

But it lasted only for a few months cause i got really tired of discussions that lasted for weeks lol

My point is that not everyone mean anything about it they are just really bored and need something to do in their spare time;)

[bionicle2122]

8:36 YOU STUPIT

[khusankurbanov]

ORGASM

[MileyIsASlut545654]

LMAO @ 4:08

[jazzandmint]

At 4:07 I didn't know whether to laugh hysterically or bang my head against a brick wall.

[mikesvampire]

1. Click on video

2. Watch for a bit

3. Pause

4. Comment

5. ??????

6. PROFIT!

[ResidentEvilDude4]

I love the way he said

"It's gayer then me, and im gay"

I love the way he said that.

[DarkShadowAlec]

Lol Uk is 16 I win