Well, mine can't. I just threw her off our 17 story balcony to see if she was one of the lucky ones who could fly, and unfortunately, I watched her plummet to her death.
Ah well, I can always get a new kitty. I'll get a male this time. He'll probably be able to fly...
I'd like to request a re-write of this story to stress the words *SOME kittens* very clearly from the start. My and my kitty, Mr. Edward Wellington Smythe Flufball Mouse-ripper the Third" were enjoying your story immensely here in my 15th floor condo. I paused the video at 1:14 not realizing there was a VERY important plot element still to come.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahahhaahhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaMy cat can fly and hes not a kitten!!
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
he got rid of the mom and dad x.x and for others puzay is an adult word little kids dont know it...hopefully
Lpsorplusshies 4 months ago
well you do need to change one thing *p u ss y*
lovethedove4 4 months ago
well you do need to change one thing *p u ss y
lovethedove4 4 months ago
Nyan cat ?
yermom024 6 months ago 3
LOL O_O
awkn7 6 months ago
Love it
Manddarina 7 months ago
And that my friends, is how Neon Cat was born
bobmcree 7 months ago
Well, mine can't. I just threw her off our 17 story balcony to see if she was one of the lucky ones who could fly, and unfortunately, I watched her plummet to her death.
Ah well, I can always get a new kitty. I'll get a male this time. He'll probably be able to fly...
SuperKilana 11 months ago 5
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Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO
Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?
Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?
Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?
Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations?
Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution!
Thumbs up to keep at the top of the page!
THETF4L 11 months ago
@THETF4L lol, "revolution"? Good luck with that, man.
DeathDealingDinosaur 9 months ago
wow.....
2supersteven2 11 months ago
wow
2supersteven2 11 months ago
I'd like to request a re-write of this story to stress the words *SOME kittens* very clearly from the start. My and my kitty, Mr. Edward Wellington Smythe Flufball Mouse-ripper the Third" were enjoying your story immensely here in my 15th floor condo. I paused the video at 1:14 not realizing there was a VERY important plot element still to come.
Long story short: U OWE ME A KITTEH, DAMMIT.
starstarstar42 1 year ago 13
0:15
It seriously looks like there is a penis sticking out of his head.
Krammn 1 year ago
im going to show this to my 3 year old nephew. very educational indeed
big1gangsta2clink 1 year ago
violent children story
Girlofmanyvoices 1 year ago
epic
allannn 1 year ago
I found this to be really dark
Quite disturbing
steveisacunt1 1 year ago
"She felt rather ill." --barf--
Lol
"...for the truth is, only SOME kittens can fly." D:
Lmao!
TheSkepticalCat 1 year ago
so cute
PlamTree15 1 year ago
Is this a real book? Because I want it.
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yourphoenixcat 1 year ago
XD That was cute.
Youtomia 1 year ago
ahah i loled.. that's awesome ;d
Krazzykattt 1 year ago
I'd totally read that to my kids.
squaids83 1 year ago 3
hahaha
knittingkninja 1 year ago
I could hear your nose whistle!!
BayumGirl123 1 year ago
i loved this!! haha
quinnbeeloved 1 year ago
sad at the end ... :S
Schildjer 1 year ago
enjoyed it, thanks for your time to share.5/5
projectdowned 2 years ago
Girl, you gonna die! xD
meowkie 2 years ago
"small pussy" giggity giggity!
andyvw666 2 years ago
wow
TheMrHang 2 years ago
Sick man who wrote it XD She felt kind of ill XD A W F U L
bubosvocsok13 2 years ago
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shy-a-porn-tu-gunsa-tit?
WTF
?
lmfco
420LuvSeed 2 years ago
@420LuvSeed Dude. (Dudette?) It's his NAME. Seriously. Don't be an ass unnecessarily.
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WHAT A BAG OF SHIT !
MAK1NALLE 2 years ago
ahahahaha.. wowowow... this is soo funny
but kind of like that unicorn... in the same way. i just can't think of what that unicorn's name is... hmm
bitzrulz 2 years ago
do u mean Charlie??
KemoWolfVampire 2 years ago
lol yea charlie
bitzrulz 2 years ago
aaw so cute ^^
emigro007 2 years ago
looooooooooolllllllllll
ChixBand 2 years ago
that is soooo bad!!!
antoinette365 2 years ago
dude that was fuckin amazing
oscar24jr 2 years ago 2
It reminds me of those kids shows from the early 90's like Sesame Street :)
BKXE 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahahhaahhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaMy cat can fly and hes not a kitten!!
EMOPIELOVERS 2 years ago
he said pussy xD
jekdop 2 years ago 8
ROTFLOL
boredpotatoe2 2 years ago
lol ppl click the link in the side bar -- when your at the site scroll all the way down! lol "some kittens can fly" thongs and boxers!!!! xD
Lolipie10 2 years ago
lol this is funny -- the other cats at the end: FAIL
xD
Lolipie10 2 years ago 3
"small pussy would cry" xD
EvelinaMiley 2 years ago
300
D3TOSS 2 years ago
xD great !
BadBlackCat1150 2 years ago
The ending's not happy. What happened to the flying kitten anyway? I liked how the kitten could fly because she believed in herself. Ha ha. Cute.
StrawberryTwin002 2 years ago
or take your kitten in the 10nht floor and drop it !!! kitty : dont look down !
OldSnakeKonovesis 2 years ago
lol her friends only laughed girl you ganna die... lol
bubbasonboy 2 years ago
LOL!
scarhead8 2 years ago
Girl you gonna die
bozonkerer 2 years ago
lol if this was a real book i would totally buy it
feathers10123 2 years ago
you have to do the rest of the "top 10 rejected children's book titles"
i bet they would be awesome
brigbjones 2 years ago
Aaw!! That was so cute!! ^w^
GaaraXCookies13 2 years ago
ok..yeah...cute...but probably not good for kids. = P
pudgeperfect 2 years ago
I thought this was cute.
CreepysFan 2 years ago
okay 2 things....heh ur name is shya-porn
anywho....lmao
aaaand uuuuum *blargf* heheh
canen45 2 years ago
LOL
BloggerLife 2 years ago
Sorry, i don't smoke.
llkimall 2 years ago
small pussy..
sorry i'm a teenager.
haha in general.
JaydenHasNoFriends 2 years ago
the moral of the story? dont do crack :)
wontonchewer 2 years ago
:D i thought so too eh !
troysKILLbruins 2 years ago
lol
GreenBMX225 2 years ago
brilliant book lol
padsblack 2 years ago
(at ending)
i can see why this was a rejected childs book.
Bangbaby84 2 years ago
lol
DevilmanAltair 2 years ago
good book i guess
HannahMontanaKenzie 2 years ago
cute haha
stunninstar2010 2 years ago
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gamehelper456 2 years ago
lol
BlackFoxRs 2 years ago
Haha! Oh my gosh, that was so funny! I agree with Aleka. That was a really funny line! (:
carleygal 2 years ago
dude your very articulate!
Nighty850 2 years ago
Yeah, for an ASIAN guy!
MitcheruUSA62 2 years ago
haha "girl you gonna die" I love that line.
Very well read Shyaporn. ^_^
alekaxrequiem 2 years ago 32
Well thank you, Miss Aleka.
Shyaporn 2 years ago 10
your cool
gamehelper456 2 years ago
hee, hee, hee. Great poem and well read too!
EvanStar4506 2 years ago
They look like the "there she is" cat/bunny characters.
UnanimousDelivers 2 years ago
very funny.
bettysgone 2 years ago
Awesome. Just...awesome. :)
lizzielizzie 2 years ago
Nice, I like it :).
Kaczorra 2 years ago
that was beautiful.
EstheryPoos 2 years ago
sadly cute and funny
mintcargurl21 2 years ago
girl you gonna die!
Sephlolege 2 years ago 21
hehehehe
maruner 2 years ago
LMAO! Wow! Thats awesome!
realicegoddess 2 years ago
thats adorable :D
MrsSix 2 years ago
ending was funny
realKingJay 2 years ago
xD That was epic.
Bloomingxsmile 2 years ago
the small pussy cried 0:28 XDDD
sonicfanboy64 2 years ago
LOL! That's horrible! I love it!
gacktfan 2 years ago
its good, its good
DarkBC3 2 years ago 2
Lmao omg dis is cool...
dey all tried flying lmfao
lizzybethx2 2 years ago
Shya Rules! ;P
jontesmom 2 years ago
Wow, that's epic. Nice.
FFFan3445 2 years ago
lol sweet
XxVolcom95xX 2 years ago
Awesome! The ending is hilarious!
JermLeather 2 years ago
lmao
Anaprince 2 years ago
BEAUTIFUL im gonna tell my grandchildren this story...when i have grandchildren im still1 5 xD
TransFictionSwitch 2 years ago
extreamly creative. im going to try to make one myself
DustinsFlix 2 years ago
wtf r u on crack?
greekgirl905 2 years ago
This Shyaporns great. All his videos rock.
SpinDizzyMR 2 years ago
"but momma but papa the small pussy would cry" hahahahahaha!
soloskatervideos 2 years ago
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Those cats R Retarted
sethkillian2 2 years ago
i would never have rhymed high and fly :)
good vid :)
Sephlolege 2 years ago
theres a true moral in this story.
If you believe you can achieve something go for it, people will doubt you but once you make it, they will try to fly, but only some kittens can fly.
baloneyshoe 2 years ago
Churning out magic each and every day.
jettssolo 2 years ago
"girl you gonna die"
I like the end.
Lydix9 2 years ago
lmao....sooo funny, lol im so telling this story when im baby sitting, that'll sure put them to sleep,lol
IGAxAA 2 years ago
haha thats funny thats what they get little bastered kittys :]]
kala12345678910 2 years ago
she was teh cat version of superman ofc <_<
Smoothy90 2 years ago
omg, she had red bull thats why(bt dont tell the others, they'll get jelous!!!)XD
animeadict95 3 years ago 4
this is the best fucking sorry ever!!!!!!! lol
Hecklony 3 years ago
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i hated the ending :< are the kitties okay. the kitty that flew was so cute.
-kendra <3
kendrat199 3 years ago
this should be on reading rainbow lol
makaveliforlife 3 years ago 5
lol good job!!! it was well done and funny.
SeaBlueAngelUni 3 years ago 2
haha, this is great!
malindaisme 3 years ago 2
i wish my cat's could fly
emilyek24 3 years ago 2
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
NikkiBarajasTV 3 years ago
seriously, this is about global warming?!
Zigazgman1 3 years ago
No, the global warming thing's a joke from another video.
Shyaporn 3 years ago
LOL - i love your production company's name. :D
loryncle 3 years ago
haha this is actually pretty cute!
tigerkippers2010 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Pancakezproductionz 3 years ago
all her friends laughed your gonna die. and surprised every cat she did not go splat !! xD
badbuzzer505505 3 years ago
he said pussy ha
tjhoover2112 3 years ago
"But mama! called the pussy"
xDDDDDDDDDDD
lavalampsocool 3 years ago
At 0:42 the kitten lookes possessed
lyndsiesbff 3 years ago
?? xD
C0R3YF4N 3 years ago
that was the strangest vid i think ive seen yet
diggingdude74 3 years ago
damn global warming!!!
NOW THE KITTENS CANT FLY
codeythornell 3 years ago 5
lol at the end, "I Can Fall Down"
:D
EverythingRocksFan 3 years ago 2
It comes to show us that if you really believe in something it's possible! XD
carvul1 3 years ago
hahahhaha great!
the johnatan livingston of the next generation xD
kvez 3 years ago
lol dude i just cant get enough of your clips... super epic win this time... bravo again again
SidWL 3 years ago
i wanna be dat kitty man
ChinchillasAreCool 3 years ago
GENIUS!
Linky001 3 years ago
girl you gonna die
apple17001234567 3 years ago
can somone explain why this has to do with global warming
cause i dont get it
DylanKershaw 3 years ago
it has nothing to do with global warming you dumb fuck
brucembrown08 3 years ago
hyperpotato said it has somethin to do with global warming so he/shes tha dumb fuck i guess.
rockrchv 3 years ago
cuteeeeee
JACQSIErae 3 years ago
but mama but papa the small pussy would cry xDDDD
Bloober27 3 years ago
Epic.
TehPostMastuh 3 years ago
I watched this 9 times.....and the 9th time was not funny for I have realized...only some kittens can fly...
fenrirfang77 3 years ago
Oh yeah. Definitley global warming.
Airforcegirl002 3 years ago
i see it as well.... XD
Zigazgman1 3 years ago
coolio
sume555 3 years ago
Wow..
xDDD
I will read this story to the Kids at night, hha make them watch the video.
"THERES YOUR BED TIME STORY." D=<
XD
AngelRawr31 3 years ago
oh noooo!
(love the red screen).
great story!
that siamese-looking mama kitty is cute. aww.
emilyjonesmusic 3 years ago
why didnt I use this in a critical essay 2 years ago lol!
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calebyongzekang 3 years ago
lololololoolooo!
ChrisCat82 3 years ago
HAHAHAaa
johndoe528 3 years ago
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
pringelsfan007 3 years ago
how sad :(
krissyohgeez 3 years ago
LOL! *****!
superiorsantateresa 3 years ago
Awesome
wiggles00m 3 years ago
DIE KITTIES DIE! lol
Asovito 3 years ago
omg this tale should be told to all children! Top notch work, imagine a series of such stories, many adults would buy them, I know I would.
MissusFingerBottom 3 years ago
I CAN fly...sometimes.
...does it count?
shy shiselarrow
yiurah 3 years ago
exalant keep bringing out the good stuff
kaisfashion 3 years ago
5* + favorite!!!
A nice story! ;-)
vasiab 3 years ago
YOU'RE SICK! :P
TheHenshin 3 years ago
lolol faved!
MichaelJacksonRocks5 3 years ago
the small pussy! :0
SkyDaddyRox 3 years ago 4
aww thats sooo cute. ^___^
think4ing 3 years ago
Legend! hahaha
kusabano 3 years ago
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i love cat...just about 5 hour ago, i killed cat.. T_T...with my car..
hankytanuwijaya 3 years ago