Numa Jesus
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  • wtf ate jesus ta daçando essa pora

  • ЖГИ!!

  • АЛИЛУЯ

  • I don't think Jesus should have percings ( dont know how to spell) but still epic nice job :)

  • Yes because.... why not?

  • wkwkwkwkwkkwkwkwkwkwk...

    orang gila lo...whahahahaha

  • SEE EVEN JESUS LIKE NUMA NUMA SONG!!!!!!

  • Jesus Loves You ^_~

  • EPIC DANCE!!!!!!

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  • kick out the jamms, jesus

  • hahaha

  • your going to hell bye!!!

  • JESUS ist Nr 1

  • JJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEESSSSSSUUUUU­UUSSSSSSSS

  • i rember this from 2005

  • now I just send this link to GOD

  • So what

    Original Numa guy could float on water :D

  • why does jesus have an eyebrow piercing?

  • holy jesus christ

  • w.o.w

  • funny one, but moves are a copy from Gary Brolsma :/

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  • You should do it dressed up as Allah, see if that goes down as well :s lol.

  • @MrJammyC123 Allah means God in arabic, in other words, arabic christians say Allah aswell =b educate yourself

  • just kuz u have a beard doesnt make ou jesus!!!!!!!!!! >:o(

  • @shoccaaconroy but he has a beard AND long hair. Has to be him.

  • @jonnybanana88 no when you have a beard and long hair you are one good dead away from being jesus

  • @shoccaaconroy his good dead was this video.

  • @shoccaaconroy his one good deed was this video.

  • also, piercing :3

  • This Jesus, please, be real!

  • Coool!

  • 253 people dont have a sense of humor.

  • JESUS IS SO COOL. :D

  • fuck it.. you guys will be killed bye jesus.

  • OHMYGOD ITS JESUS

  • O'lord come! Do some break dance!

  • why are you so mean making fun of jesus

  • why would you make you savor do that ass wipe?

  • 252 people are devil worshippers

  • thats what he does on his time offXD

  • GO JESUS! GO! GO JESUS!

  • Dont you think thats a little rude

  • this is how my grandma dances :L

  • Hahahaha win

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWINOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Is that Chad Kroeger from Nickleback?!

  • And the Lord say... "Let there be dance!" And God saw what he did... and he was pleased.

  • @dadepoot and then he said "let there be hot ass korean transexuals" and you know what.....there is ;)

  • isnt he dead... ZOMBIE!!

  • @Lucarioiscool765 judas revived him with his world renowned blowjobs ;)

  • JESUS HAS TWO DADS lol think a boot it

  • you go jesus

  • " See mom, Jesus has HIS eye brow pierced, why can't I have mine pierced??" LOL

  • Rock on JC!!!!

  • Jesus for president 2012? Like my status if you are gonna vote for him

  • jesus had a piercing? i didn´t know...

  • he dosent look like jesus.. he looks like some kind of president......haha

  • lol wat the hell god has good taste in music? ii must go to church now lol woot go jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i lie but good vid dude!!!! love crazywomencritics??!!??<3

  • annnddddddddddd suddenly he gets struck by lightning

  • my god...

  • @piekid8 lol my gesus XD

  • idiot

    

  • Holy shit on a Popsicle this is just to Holy for me.

  • ZOMFG I HAS SAME TV AS JEBUS! "dies"

  • jesus ur eyebrow piercing is epicccc(:

  • hehe

    jesus chrst

  • emo jezuz much?

  • Mniej ćpaj i weź się do roboty skurw..ły ch...ju bo wam PKB spada i wara od Jezusa pedale

  • I never knew jesus had an eyebrow peircing lolz

  • Jesus christ! Its JUMA!!!!

  • omg.......jesus is cool now lol

  • @theninjapanda73 Are you saying he never was?

  • Omg... Jesus and I have the same TV o.O

  • X_X

  • not funny

  • what is this

  • LOL

  • epicfail...

  • omg jesus has a peircing lol X3 very creative to say the least

  • Jajajaja Dios es puto!!!

    Es broma, todos sabemos que Jesus era sólo bi-curioso.

  • Funny guy xD

  • THIS GUY ISAWESOME!!

  • LOVE IT!!!!. Think the pope would LOVE it too.

  • rofl

  • Jesus has some killer moves LMAO i suddenly whant to be christian ... :L

  • Jesus crais

  • YOU ROCK MAN u made me love Mr.J even More!!!!!!

  • this the dopest motherfucker that ever did it, rockonjesus! all the others suck especially the fatman

  • Jesus approved O-Zone in heaven

    Cool piercing man xD

  • O_o

    me traumo

  • since when did jesus have an eyebrow piercing.

  • @Krallet

    thats what i was thinking!

  • I know, its probably some retard punk kid who got bored.

  • Niggers.

  • hast du nur solche sachen in deinem schrank?

  • JESUS IS FROM ISREAL

  • I didnt know jesus was gay??

  • FAKE! THIS IS NOT THE REAL JESUS!

  • @FromBottomToTop No shit sherlock.

  • @FromBottomToTop Possibly the funniest thing I have heard all day!.

    Thank you.

  • @rupertfan2212:

    Thanks! ;)

  • ^_^

    5*

  • Jesus is Romanian??

  • @stelist4life0

    Jesus is technically Palestinian -_-

  • I was being sarcastic because the song is Romanian... a bit on the slow side eh?

  • @stelist4life0

    NO NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!

  • allyays mate, allways, maybe a little to much on new year?

  • Jesus was Jewish

  • @BruNoLoCc

    No shit sherlock. you can be Palestinian and Jewish. how dumb are you?

    Palestinian is a race. You can be black and Jewish. Jewish is not a race :)

  • Slow down there tuff guy! How stupid am I? Jewish is a race and a religion. LOL! WOW.

  • @BruNoLoCc

    how is it a race??? like I said, you can be any race and follow any religion you want.

    it is a Religion. Jesus was in Palestine when he was born, therefore he is Palestinian.

  • he was from Isreal and im atheist. dumbass

  • you are retarded? i was obviously being sarcastic because the song "Dragostea din tei (known as Numa Numa)" is Romanian. and if your too slow to see that, atleast look at my reply at a drunk dude that thought the same as you. and you call me "dumb"

  • I'm not drunk?

    I don't drink.lol

  • lmao ok i dont and i never will

  • Israel is Palestine IGNORANT FOOL!Israel has only existed for about 60 years, and Palestine has existed since 3rd MILLENNIUM BC. It started with Canaanites, then Jews invaded. Palestine had Canaanites and Jews until Christianity, when it had Christians and Jews. Then Muslims came and it had Christians, Jews, and Muslims. Now; Palestinians who become Israeli citizens are the only Christians and Muslims in certain areas besides the Gaza strip and these other places with homeless Palestinians.

  • jesus has a piercing! XD

  • @Necr0m1ne

    Didn't u know this? ^_^

  • hahha

  • Didn't know Jesus looked like an crack head

  • JESUS YOU ROCK THE HOUSE!!!!!

  • Jesus is alive,

  • made my day :L xxx

  • in this case we can just say.... OMG!!! xD ahahaha

  • Jesus (rocK)

     :DD +5

  • JE$U$ FoREVER !!!!!

  • Once more now, but with more umph...

  • =))))))

  • hilarius LOL

  • xDDDDD

  • Jesus has a piercing? lol

  • holy jesus! epic numa

  • Jesus is alive

  • youre a stupid sos un pajero puto de mierda seguro q ni tenes amigos

  • stupid one...

  • hahahahaha

  • Jesus, he good man, but he not know how to do a good numa.

  • LOOOLLL,had Jesus a pearcing?xDDDD

    the vid is great hahaha

  • aaaahahahah your like one of my teachers only younger xD

  • LOL xD nice !! JESUS LEBT !!! JESUS is not die !!!

  • I LOVE numa jesus

  • lol ah!!! numa jesus........!!!!!!

  • no one beats original numa! not even jesus!

  • AHAHAHA! I LOVE IT :D

  • KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKK

    very nice,

  • non ciavete propio un cazzo da fa -.-

  • thats just not right...

  • lol very good

  • btw tell ur dad I said hi.

  • Your divine highness, I never knew you can numa numa so well.Plese teach me Lord.lol.

  • didnt know jesus lived with his mom

  • of couse he did he was jewish right?lol

  • you stop makiingn fun of Jesus right now, That's not nice to do..... sure it's amusing to people but it annoy's chritians because your making Jesus seem like a comedian which he's not ..... he has a great sense of humour but this is just over the roof!!!!

  • Jesus with an eye piercing? wow dude

  • yeah jesus has gone hard core

  • lmao jesus had an eyebrow piercing! kickass! lol i love this jesus. i vote him president!

  • LMAO i love it!!!!, Jesus has TV!!!!!! woot!!!!!

  • Amen!! xD :D:D:D:D

  • Jesus FTW!!! lmfao

  • hein tu n'es pas jesu toi !

  • -.-"

  • If you ask me this is more respectful than Osama bin Laden Numa Numa...

  • HAHAHAH YESS !!! Numa Jeebus FTW !! you my friend just made my day! and for the douches below...its called have a freaking sense of humor..even if your a tight assed bible thumper...jesus has one ..this video is proof =P

  • well, God bless you, Jesus Christ loves you very much.

    i pray that he fill your heart will joy and overflow your spirit with his Holy presence

    amen.

  • So? Where is jesus. All i see is a drunk beertender action figure.

  • VERY VERY FUNNY!!!

  • This video.

    Is the meaning to life. :3

  • thats not funny...at all

  • i dont think i could watch myself do this lol

  • Ok all of you that are saying god isn't real Ill give you three facts that he is real

    1.Scientist said that we where formed from monkeys and if we where formed from monkeys there wouldn't be any monkeys left.

    2.Molecules cant form any thing without help from an outside force so The "molecules that made us couldn't do any thing with out help.

    3.i can read Hebrew and the Hebrews don't lie >Ive read an original Hebrew bible and jeues was still in it so there is no mistake

  • ROTFLMAO....u are really funny....and also stupid.read more science you get the answer.

  • I find it funny that some people still don't understand the concept of an evolutionary branch. Evolution is proven (Look at virus mutations). One virus evolves into a new, deadlier strand however the old strand still remains. The way it works with us is the primates more similar to us mated, causing the child to inherit those traits and build upon them. This happens over and over until a new form is created. The old species still remains however the new, more intelligent branch also exists.

  • she ukks borrow our land rite quick....lol

  • wtffffffffffffffffffffffffff

    hahahha

  • JEBUS LOL FINALLY YOU MADE MY DREAM COME TRUE.

    Numa Jebus = Epic. o_o

  • hahaahahah

    Rimsiakas the best comment hahahaahha

  • wtf

  • jesus was drugman its true this is real fact