Greg House how we all love him

[Pavayne]

...or is it the pounding baseline?

[Fiddleburger]

Fake.

[ilovedemonbarbers]

how is this fake? its House.

[dagojr]

No, YOU'RE fake!

[fullcatdemon]

this is season 1 episode 2 :D if your wondering.

[rabidwulf92]

Oh doctor house, You've done it again

[littlebaek]

can someone explian the court thing to me

i dont get it

[angelcristinikdemon]

well,house wants to make the guy look like he has a deasise that I can't write/pronunce [but I suppose it's pretty bad] through a false lab result . In order to proove that house is lying ,the guy has to do another test with another doctor,but since he sued half of the docters in 2 other hospitals,he won't be able to those tests and he will loose the trial.Hope I helped and sorry for my bad grammar

[freakishhigh]

i really do have a huge crush on mister house

[xblackoutx767]

that's DOCTOR mister house xp

[SarahLeia]

That's Doctor House, not Doctor Mister House! ;)

[Juliabeach]

Your lawyer will just LOVE it.

[994112501]

'hello sick people!...and there loved ones'

[SatomiChan1]

"Maybe I'm too stoned to tell." XD

[SueBT]

Hello sick people!

[Colddd]

'There is nothing that could surprise me.'

'It's a MP3 player.'

O_O

[fastclickchic]

hugh laurie against you in court? duuuddee, NOT a good combo XD i think he'd tell the judge how to do his or her job thought and may hafta be removed lol

[Jen4Advocacy]

"Yummi mummy"...lol

[grove37]

How perfect would that be?....

[flashgirl200]

this is the epiode 3 or 9 season one the one at the begining of the video if your wondering

[mary71257]

Love this show!!! Thank you!!

[JACONROFL]

2:41-2:50 HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[pekkapekkapekkapekka]

Its ironic, isnt it? Sorta like the boy who sued wolf...you know we've doctor here named Wolf? How perfect that would be?... I'm gonna paged him." xD

[geekyt4]

is this the first episdoe

[JensGall02]

....It's an MP3-player.

.....

[hidesamarocksmyskull]

HE'S SO CUTE WITH THE FROGGIE!! Omg that made my day.. hehehe..

[homeric85]

I miss the Clinic!

[luchopunk10]

"...just mommy healthy breast milk"

-yummi

XD

[lizsingsgreat]

what episode is 6:12 from?

[sasukenarutosakura]

just a question about house in general. in season one, he gets a car from the mobster he treated. but then in season two, he buys a motorcycle. what happened to his car?

[killoger]

season three Needle in a Haystack he has a car i don't know if that the same car.

[MelleB90]

I love how he just pwns the kid with the mp3 player up his bum xD

[lizsingsgreat]

how'd he (the kid) get it (the mp3) up there?

[MelleB90]

Illegal downloads... The FBI chased him down, he saw no other way out =p

[SethOlson1992]

guess, i'm sure you'll be right no matter what you think of.

[SIMONA15C]

I'm a people person XDXDXDXDXD!!!!!!!!

[orbion2]

I paused on that to i was gona react excact the same whhahaha

[shepfan8]

house ROCKS!!!

[mieze7777]

house rocks!

[LordAlmightyGod]

where's the part where house talks to everybody from?

[forgottendiary]

It's from Season 1, can't remember the exact episode though. :p

[LifeOfMartin]

Tis Episode 3, series 1. The episode is called Occams Razor. =)

[JCoyne3]

love the expression at "maybe im too stoned to tell"

[jepoidavid]

what is episode is that guy suing house?

[persnikity12345]

tell me what she has!

...a cold.

priceless!

[ZitraStatnice]

Hey...I have a question. What kinda disease does House say to the guy he has to make that deposition go away? I can't understand him...not a native speaker and he isn't the clearest of speakers.

[daliahme]

gonorrhea :)

[ZitraStatnice]

Oh! An unpleasant one. :-) Reportable indeed. I thought it must have been something related to sex since the patient said "I'm sure to let my wife know." but I'm not a native speaker. :-) Thx very much. :-)

[daliahme]

i thought so too, but i'm sure he said gonorrhea. you're welcome

[LambLeg87]

ZitraStatnice, he said gonorrhea which is a sexually transmitted disease. Which you have to report to the state which is why the guy that gave him those papers got his ass handed to him.

[xinminc]

house's is the funniest when he is in the clinic!!

[awesomegirl12101]

he's so funny...

does anyone know the name of the first episode.

[EnigmaticCZM]

pilot

[RebAndVoDKaGirl]

" Pilot. "

[rindykid]

"maybe I'm too stoned to tell" :D:D he's amazing!

[teerah003]

oh my gosh! he is JUST like the school nurse at my school! it's freaky! if you get rid of one of his legs, give him a white comeover, and shave the beard/scruff it's him!

[ewokmyweewok]

why would someone disable embed? you jerk

[Fisher194]

"they come in frog green and fire engine red!" House sure knows how to make his point.

[00bean00]

I wonder how much of the dialogue in the show is just ad-libbed by Hugh Laurie.

[Fisher194]

i wanna say about 90%...but you know, that's just speculation!

[wannabedunn]

season 1? :D

[grindmaggots666]

the first scene can kinda remaind of perry cox from scrubs

[FantasyKingdomGurl9]

OMG I laughed soooo hard at the first part...I luv House so much!

[sahar1705]

i love this arrogant doctor

[Miostracus]

Lovin' him!

[ManonvdH]

hahhaha very funny!

Love it

[TralfamadorianGirl]

Brilliant.

[nensha90]

"I've been a doctor for twenty years, you're not going to surprise me."

"It's an mp3 player."

"O_o"

"Tell me what she has!"

"A cold."

My fave doctor with the most beautiful voice. Ever.

[trumpetluva23]

i know i love his face after the guy said mp3 player!

[hypocrita]

"a cold"

hahahahahhhahahahaahahhaha

[FattieAna1408]

"Ribbit,ribbit, ribbit."

[023MistiQ]

House is a great Tv-show!!!(L)

[ilovejessespencer411]

don't understand why is clinic boring you get the benifits of being in a hospital= hot doctors, not having to do surgery=not gross and listening to people is not that bad so you get a lot of money for dignosing someone with a cold

[tdot7]

.... it's boring to house o_O

[jeffreychanffx]

House likes interesting cases.

Most people who go to clinics usually have predictable (to him) illnesses. Therefore it's not interesting.

[angie22d]

well it could be gross...

[breakingdawn95]

Awsome! make more! He's soooo funny!

[indrakamala]

Loved that first scene, was my favourite! Thanks for posting!

[TheOnlyItachiUchiha]

(House is totaly awesome... I must admit it.)

[lianoula1greece]

god i loveee him

[tribble608]

6:04 is actually finding nemo music!

[Yerdua2]

originaldjthingy, I so agree with you. There is nothing more annoying than a fan-vid with music that noone cares about except the guy (or girl, in House's case) that did it. Thank you, UFP Jimi, for that video.

[Splinki]

I LOVE the sound he makes with the frog thing!

[pluto010]

"think they dont work?".....

"...you know what other good business tini tiny baby coffins they come in frog green and fire engine red really ..."

lolz that waz cruel but funny

[originaldjslipnslide]

thank god a House clip thats NOT a godforsaken 'fan made music vid' set to 'deep and touching songs'. Regretably out of millions of clips when I search House this is only one of the few that wasn't a horrible 'fan vid' so I love it hopefully people will put more clips like this thanks for the 'vid'

[PunkRocker327]

lol at 2:43 house is so hilarious!! I loveeee him! (=

[myszicka]

Yes:-D "Itś an mp3 player....." :-D :-D

[dontreallycare3]

love love LOVE hugh! unbe-fucking-lievable acting.

[misiaczek8448]

The first part is awesome... :D he is just so casual when he mocks the patients like that... Hugh does an awesome job...

[grekhouse]

He sexy

[mik3la88]

Greg House is fantastic!! He is so funny! This is what media do: it makes love something/someone which/who maybe in the real life you would hate it!! I love him! XD

[aldeaecaterina]

compare hugh laurie with chuck norris????? why?

[eddy81092]

Because Chuck Norris can kick ass as much as he wants, but House will still make him cry.

[plakakanei]

its because he is really smart and prestigious.he is even better than chuck noris

[punkchibi13]

you would think the pharmacist would catch on...

[doggiewolfclaw]

"pain will make you do stupid things" *pops out a vicodin*. . .I love Dr. House, I wish he was my doctor.

[Ghostiet]

The way he laughs the ass of that law-savvy moron is priceless.

[makiboy]

greg rules!!!!

[angelbackinblack]

hes really killing me "ribbit ribbit" hohohohoho love him!!!!!

[uhjjkklhty]

i love him playing with that frog

[zippoyay]

"Ribbit ribbit ribbit".... that amused me for no reason. Good Lord, Hugh's a genius.

[sarah8721]

he is soo funny

[Dimizor]

And the RIA wants to check her for illegal downloads.

*grin*

Hahaha

[kanijah7]

HAHA

Love this.

[Gaara1855]

Love this show

[stpdhpp]

He is so different from a normal doctor!!!!!!

Omg, I wish doctors were like him!

[shaye1289]

no you dont lol he seems amazing on tv but imagine a real life doctor who is an ass all the time. I love house but I don't want an actual doctor like him

[CelinaRaine]

loL, I would like him....as long as he's still good at diagnosisting...lol

[Syc1990]

quote form house: "what would you want: a doctor who ignores you while you get better or a doctor who holds your hand while you die?"

[shaye1289]

lol touche

[josssshua]

My sentiments exactly. How could anyone like a self-centered misanthrope who constantly avoids people? You people enjoy watching house, but if you knew him in your everyday world--that would change fast.

[inoblondegirl]

He's the best~~

[kwiatuszek112233]

i love dr.hause and i want him..!

[ogrmanec]

hhehehehe

[alina2009]

what did house said at 5.39??

[alex3112smith]

i need 36 vikodin and change for a dollar

[snopzas]

I'm a people man :D

[ImeldaLumos]

"... but not to worry. Because for most of you this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Mortrin."

That monlogue is just so funny...

[andrewr1]

I got a leading role in a play for doing that monologue.

[danny941016]

a similar thing with a mp3 player happend to my friend with a vibrator and the doctor who treated him said 'do you want me to take it out or do you want me to change the bateries'

[Lupey315]

"I guess it would particularly suck to have a doctor that ignores you while you die."

"It's like the boy who sued wolf. You know what, I bet we have a doctor here named Wolf. How perfect would that be? I'm gonna page him!"

[angelbackinblack]

sorry can i ask sth? why cant i post this video in my page??

[angelbackinblack]

wow i thought this video was deleted ...great im so happy u put it back

[girl43]

"you're not going to surprise me, I've been a doctor for twenty years" .. his face at 02:43 xD

"I bet we have a doctor here named Wolf, I'm gonna page him!!"

[Pavayne]

"I'm a BORED certified diagnostitian"

always makes me lol

[Jeever1981]

That first scene is priceless! I love this show! It's briliant!!

[UFPJimi]

Hey guys, the second part is now up... after... well I don't know how long it's been, but it's here :-D Search for "Greg House how we all love him 2.0" Enjoy :-D

[Calucifer13]

The mum, her little baby girl and the plush frog are lovely. House acts towards the kid surprisingly well. He woud be a great father ( if he was real :-) )

[monkeymandude1]

the guy got pwned!! at the end lmao!!

[klairesq]

omg...this video is great!!! LOVE DOCTOR HOUSE!!! :x:x:x

[DragonFly122]

3:18-5:00, classic!

"You're from Maplewood, New Jersey right?"

"Yeah"

"Now why would you drive 70 mile to get treatment for somthing that a 9-year-old can diagnosed?"

"I was in town"

"Not for work, not for family...."

"I'm a people person"

[DragonFly122]

Sorry about the type-os.

[racl101]

I'd totally put out for Dr. House! Treat me Dr. House! Treat me good!

[SueBT]

Fantastic ! House rocks!

[Noutchka]

Am I wrong, or is his accent in the 1st scene a little less american than now ?

[mgparis]

Who's the actor with the MP3 player? he looks so familiar....

[Oulala87]

my fave clinic patient is the little girl with gratification disorder.. that was so great.. finding nemoo

[Pavayne]

This ray of sunshine is doctor Lisa Cudy...

I am a BORED certified diagnostition!

I just love those

[Anderling]

"And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. ...but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too syoned to tell."

Gotta love House. XD

[superstar727288]

"you've caused me considerable mental distress"

"i certainly hope so!"

hilarious

[Gunman24681357]

Love House! He's the greatest of doctors! i want him as my doc. LOL

[Cdc321]

I don't think he'd treat you. Not a shot at you, just going by his behavior.

[GOTHICxDOLL]

House rocks =D i love his sense of humor, this video is so funny haha xD:

-does your penis hurt ?

-no! should it ?

-no i just wanted to ask you something humiliating xD (sp is probably wrong)

[rrodri88]

best episode is where he has that teenager in love with him, cutty has a meeting and he goes to the window and shouts "you cant stop our love"

[maddiehind]

Hahahahahah, yeah!

[rikersgurlygurl04]

"Pain makes you do stupid things"

*Pops open bottle of Vicodin*

"Something to take the edge off?"

[SP64]

dang I've only seen the chronic fatigue syndrom one, I wished i've seen them all especially the the guy who sues house, anyone know what episode that is?

[dellfan17]

I love Dr. House I really love his sense of humor!!

[ogrmanec]

i wish he were my doctor..lool

[pluto010]

you wouldnt like him, he would ignore you and treat you like shit the only reason we all like him is cause he does that to other people

[ogrmanec]

hej hej i want u house!!!heehehe

[charmedadri]

xD This is one of the best shows out there.

Very funny vid you made! :D

[HappyHippy14]

I love Dr.House, but a mp3 player in the but is nothing: at scrubs one had a light bulb in his, well, down there, you know... ^^

[HOUSEMD77]

this is my favorite clinic duty moment

HOUSE MD IS THE GREATEST SHOW IN THE WORLD

GREGORY HOUSE IS GOD

HIS QUOTES ARE BEYOND BELIEF

[endlessevilinsanity]

Oh, how I love Dr. Greg House and Hugh Laurie's voice!

[Zjiwago]

House is GOD!

[CFarmysupport]

I think this is the best television show in the world and one of the most hilarious...

[lolpowers]

where did u get these video clips? ive been looking everywhere!

[kkedziora]

Classic House Moments!!

[truedeen3]

"I'm a people person."

LMAO!

[RoyFan33]

xD God, What a great Clinic moment...

[huggiesrnice]

how do u get a mp3 ni your but its hillarious

[huggiesrnice]

how do u get a mp3 ni your but its hillarious

[stevespielberg]

He's a doctor...okay. But how the hell is he also a ballistics expert?

[Hellsingfan1980]

i hate that guy who sues doctor what did house do to him anyways that bastard

[doggiewolfclaw]

you may see me reach for this. . .this is vicodin. . .it's MINE you can't have any lol I love that line

[ChrisRokers]

TELL ME WHAT SHE HAS!

a cold.

Priceless.

[sparklegrl0713]

house pwns!!!

[goingundergroud]

its shoking to think you have to play for vacinations in america.. on another note, woo! house rocks! gribbit..

[mulleygraves]

you're an idiot

[stevespielberg]

You're an idiot!