A CRIMSON INFILTRATOR IS UNLAWFULLY IN OUR BASE Rocketman:A CRIMSON INFILTRATOR IS IT THE BASE? *Music* Runner:Assistance please Rocketman: I can do this stand back Runner:hurry hurry! Overweight:I AM COMING! *Crash* Runner: well,our inteligence is still present Rocketman: indeed INDIGO Infiltrator: Gentlemen
TRESPASSER ALERT TRESPASSER ALERT RED INFILTRATOR IN THE FORTIFICATION! Rocketman: A Red Infiltrator is in the fortification? GUARD THE SUITCASE! Rocketman: We need to guard the suitcase! Runner: Hello! May I have assistance? Rocketman: Ok ok. Move away young one. Ummm 2. 2. 2. ummm 2. Runner: We must move! We must move! Overweight: BEWARE! *yelling* Runner: It appears it has not been stolen. Overweight: That is relieving Infiltator: Excuse me. My good men?
What's the problem? It was evident! He is the Crimson Infiltrator. Observe, he will become crimson very soon. Veeeery soon. You notice that? Crimson! Oh nevermind, that's his bodily fluids.
INDIGO Infiltrator: I observe the intelligence hath been secured.
Rocketman: Secured and sonic.
Runner: Indeed, it is present.
Infiltrator: Do tell me, hath anyone vanquished a CRIMSON Infiltrator whilst moving towards the room? Not quite? If that is so, we remain with an issue...
@xservintage Runner: Fa-hah hah-r from significant an issue, one has vanquished a satisfactory value of Infiltrators, the generic, snake in the grass meatsacks, such as yourself *blade nicks Runner's hand* ugh! Pardon such insult.
Infiltrator: Under the condition you vanquished such being, allow me to inist that such a foe shares no such parameters as myself. I differ, differ greatly from the fellow free within this residence.
Runner: What be you then, a head Hammer Legion Member of his troupe
Infiltrator: Nay, that would be thine MOTHER! (slams a folder including photographs of the CRIMSON Infiltrator commiting a carnal sin along with the INDIGO Runner's mother)
Runner: Eh-
Infiltrator: Quite. And at the moment he is here to for****** US! So do heark, lad, or a collection of sultry imagery containing your mother shall be the SECOND direst event you shall live today.
Infiltrator: Do lay eyes upon the horrors he has committed upon our brothers in arms. And, direst still, he might be any one of us! He might be in this very room in this very building! He might be thou! He might be me! He might yet be- (a firearm is shot at Infiltrator's head, disintegrating it.)
Runner: I DO SAY!
Rocketman: Why art thou surprised? It was transparently clear! He was the CRIMSON Infiltrator: Observe, his vests shall swap to crimson yet as we speak!
@xservintage Rocketman: Behold CRIMSON! Ah cease, such colour is from oxygenated body fluid.
Overweight: To conclude, a fiasco is still apparent.
Rocketman: *A CRIMSON Infliltrator backstabs the INDIGO Runner* A weighty fiasco. Very well, who is up for discovering the location of this Infiltrator?
@ifsey Problem is that Infiltrators, unlike their Team Fortress 2 Spy counterparts, cannot disguise themselves at all, so seeing as this is supposed to be the Gang Garrison 2 take on Team Fortress 2's Meet the Spy, it does not make sense that the Crimson Infiltrator suddenly obtains an ability he has never had...maybe in a future Gang Garrison 2 update, the Infiltrator WILL be able to disguise but until then, my post is accurate.
Runner: Oh laughter, I have eliminated a large quantity of crimson infiltrators alike you, no bad meaning to you
INDIGO Infiltrator: I can assure you that the infiltrator which unlawfully trespassed into our command center is of no skill level and I repeat of no skill level of the infiltrators you have eliminated.
@xservintage Runner: In fact, in fact, a very large issue. I have vanquished very many Infiltrators inside my lifetime. They are a 5 cent a 12 pack backside poking garbage sacks. Similar to you. No insult intended.
Infiltrator: I do make you sure, if you have vanquished an Infiltrator he had nothing in common with me. And nothing, nothing in common with the male unleashed in this facility.
Runner: What? Are you the leader of his entourage?
(wooden carvings of the INDIGO Runner's mother performing carnal sin with the CRIMSON Infiltrator are scattered all over the table; the Runner seems surprised and embarassed)
INDIGO Infiltrator: Quite. And now he has arrived to this location to f****cate with US! So hearken, lad! Or preposterous imagery containing your mother's silhouette shall be the SECOND direst event ocurring today.
CyberVirus549 1 month ago
VideoGamer869 1 month ago
What's the problem? It was evident! He is the Crimson Infiltrator. Observe, he will become crimson very soon. Veeeery soon. You notice that? Crimson! Oh nevermind, that's his bodily fluids.
technoguyx 1 month ago
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ComputuhWhiz 2 months ago
*ahem*
Males of a noteworthy moral standing?
bigfatcarp93 3 months ago 5
...and at this present time, he has made his place in our facility with purpose of [censored] US!
Denthedragon 3 months ago
Runner: Excuse me, Rocketman, but I require some assistance with this access panel.
Rocketman: Why certainly. You just relax yourself while I figure this out. Let's see.. 1, 1, 1, and then 1, I believe.
Overweight: I AM FAST APPROACHING WITH THE INTENT OF AGGRESSIVELY DISMANTLING THIS ENTRYWAY.
GeorgedIDK 4 months ago 6
I DO BELIEVE I AM ON FIRE
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Nothing can be changed.
AkimboNinjaPWN 5 months ago 3
@AkimboNinjaPWN I HATH OBSERVED THAT I HAVE BEEN BLAZED WITH FLAMES!
rexplosi0n 4 months ago
@AkimboNinjaPWN ...It has come to my attention that I have been set ablaze!
CrimsomS 4 months ago in playlist More videos from elkondo57
...And currently he's present to engage in sexual intercourse with the ones present!!!
wormri 6 months ago
I AM RUNNING TOWARDS THE LOCATION OF WHICH YOU ARE ONNNNNN!!!!!
weezing22arbok 6 months ago
team fortress 2 now on the the wii
hunterslolvideos 6 months ago
Shouldn't this be called "Invader Awareness" or something?
Specterish 7 months ago
Looks like Team Fortress 2....
*puts on glasses*
JUTS GOT FUCKED
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
DaimondSword 7 months ago
You all do realize that Gang Garrison is about cheap rip-offs and not verbose-ing everything?
burnacle 7 months ago
@burnacle still better than tf2.
harbourlunatic23 7 months ago
INDIGO Infiltrator: I observe the intelligence hath been secured.
Rocketman: Secured and sonic.
Runner: Indeed, it is present.
Infiltrator: Do tell me, hath anyone vanquished a CRIMSON Infiltrator whilst moving towards the room? Not quite? If that is so, we remain with an issue...
Rocketman: Plus a blade.
xservintage 7 months ago 47
@xservintage Runner: Fa-hah hah-r from significant an issue, one has vanquished a satisfactory value of Infiltrators, the generic, snake in the grass meatsacks, such as yourself *blade nicks Runner's hand* ugh! Pardon such insult.
Infiltrator: Under the condition you vanquished such being, allow me to inist that such a foe shares no such parameters as myself. I differ, differ greatly from the fellow free within this residence.
Runner: What be you then, a head Hammer Legion Member of his troupe
gbindahouse94 7 months ago
@gbindahouse94
Infiltrator: Nay, that would be thine MOTHER! (slams a folder including photographs of the CRIMSON Infiltrator commiting a carnal sin along with the INDIGO Runner's mother)
Runner: Eh-
Infiltrator: Quite. And at the moment he is here to for****** US! So do heark, lad, or a collection of sultry imagery containing your mother shall be the SECOND direst event you shall live today.
xservintage 7 months ago
@xservintage Rocketman: *Overweight displays a single photograph to Rockertman* My!
Runner: *snatches the photos* You are ordered to hand those over!
Infiltrator: I should be apparent that the enemy Infilctrator has previously slipped though our protection.
gbindahouse94 7 months ago
@gbindahouse94
Infiltrator: Do lay eyes upon the horrors he has committed upon our brothers in arms. And, direst still, he might be any one of us! He might be in this very room in this very building! He might be thou! He might be me! He might yet be- (a firearm is shot at Infiltrator's head, disintegrating it.)
Runner: I DO SAY!
Rocketman: Why art thou surprised? It was transparently clear! He was the CRIMSON Infiltrator: Observe, his vests shall swap to crimson yet as we speak!
As we speak...
xservintage 7 months ago
@xservintage Rocketman: Behold CRIMSON! Ah cease, such colour is from oxygenated body fluid.
Overweight: To conclude, a fiasco is still apparent.
Rocketman: *A CRIMSON Infliltrator backstabs the INDIGO Runner* A weighty fiasco. Very well, who is up for discovering the location of this Infiltrator?
Inflitrator: You have my support.
Rocketman & Overweight: Pardon?
*end credits*
gbindahouse94 7 months ago
@gbindahouse94 No, indigo runner WAS the crimson infiltrator...
ifsey 6 months ago
@ifsey Problem is that Infiltrators, unlike their Team Fortress 2 Spy counterparts, cannot disguise themselves at all, so seeing as this is supposed to be the Gang Garrison 2 take on Team Fortress 2's Meet the Spy, it does not make sense that the Crimson Infiltrator suddenly obtains an ability he has never had...maybe in a future Gang Garrison 2 update, the Infiltrator WILL be able to disguise but until then, my post is accurate.
gbindahouse94 6 months ago
@gbindahouse94 Ah, of course. I hadn't considered that. Apologies. Maybe we'll have Pugilism gauntlet wearing overweights, too!
ifsey 6 months ago
@ifsey Yeah. I imagine perhaps the Sleeves of Valiant Running (SVR) being the counterparts to TF2 or something.
gbindahouse94 6 months ago
@xservintage Blade for querley only :P
fazzyplax 6 months ago
@fazzyplax
Sorry, I don't understand what you said.
xservintage 6 months ago
@xservintage
Runner: Oh laughter, I have eliminated a large quantity of crimson infiltrators alike you, no bad meaning to you
INDIGO Infiltrator: I can assure you that the infiltrator which unlawfully trespassed into our command center is of no skill level and I repeat of no skill level of the infiltrators you have eliminated.
FighterO21 5 months ago
@xservintage Runner: In fact, in fact, a very large issue. I have vanquished very many Infiltrators inside my lifetime. They are a 5 cent a 12 pack backside poking garbage sacks. Similar to you. No insult intended.
Infiltrator: I do make you sure, if you have vanquished an Infiltrator he had nothing in common with me. And nothing, nothing in common with the male unleashed in this facility.
Runner: What? Are you the leader of his entourage?
Infiltrator: No. That is your mom.
fyrerider521 3 weeks ago
@fyrerider521
(wooden carvings of the INDIGO Runner's mother performing carnal sin with the CRIMSON Infiltrator are scattered all over the table; the Runner seems surprised and embarassed)
INDIGO Infiltrator: Quite. And now he has arrived to this location to f****cate with US! So hearken, lad! Or preposterous imagery containing your mother's silhouette shall be the SECOND direst event ocurring today.
xservintage 3 weeks ago
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT AN INFILTRATOR HAS UNLAWFULLY TRESPASSED INTO OUR COMMAND CENTER?
Rocketman: An Infiltrator has unlawfully trespassed into our command center?
PREVENT THEFT OF THE INTELLIGENCE!
Rocketman: We are required to prevent theft of the intelligence!
BrothersWeird 7 months ago 64
@BrothersWeird
Runner: Could I ask for assistance?
Rocketman: Please stand right behind me, young man. The password is one, one, one, urghhh... one!
Overweight: I'm moving towards you at fast velocity, good people! [UWARGHHH!]
lodziklocPL 6 months ago 2
Infiltrator stabbin' mah Autogun !
ManC3C 7 months ago
@ elkondo57 this should start playing when ever you have taken the intel
TheHullusorsa 8 months ago
the best theme of the earth! you are awesome man
Pepelinojosefo 10 months ago
awesome. just. awesome.
acekidwonder 10 months ago