Seinfeld's remark about Myspace

[chrizles]

Seinfeld predicted social networking.

[Trimillionaire]

This is completely about phone machines, not MySpace.

[americanu197]

@Trimillionaire wow you are completely brain dead and humourless , not informative

[ArmandtheWise]

this resembles when you look foward to your notifications on facebook too. seinfeld is one of the greatest comics of all time.

[mongolenpup]

hmm...the last thing I want is for some asshole to even know me...guess Im antisocial

[claytobren]

Just replace Myspace with Facebook

[KamasutraButterfly]

True! The phone machine really was the social network of the 90's! :D

[undeadnightorc]

The myspace mention in the description made me realize how popular it used to be before the likes of Facebook replaced it. I wonder how many years Facebook has before it gets replaced..... though its hard to imagine anything kicking it off its pedestal.

[utubeuser46]

@undeadnightorc I know of one that could if they would just get over the beta testing. Google +

It's pretty cool and navigating is fairly simple too.

[dfbhcf]

I think it's brilliant how Seinfeld's stand ups from the 90's can still be easily relatable today, even with all our advanced technologies.

[ChiefBrodyRules]

replace myspace with facebook

[binder673]

omg Jerry Seinfeld can predict the future!!!!

[MajinBadat]

The last line in this video is a perfect description of FaceBook lol

[METALMAN4Wii]

Dam he said this joke over 20 years before Myspace was invented 0.0......? 

[gregliples]

MySpace? More like MySuck

[gham619]

This goes for every single social site exept work/school email & youtube

[julianrussell200]

FUCK Myspace

[julianrussell200]

FUCK Myspace

[lantz1992]

Myspace? Facebook is where it's at. Myspace is for people who aren't with the times. No one asks "do you have Myspace?"

[lantz1992]

@weirdal27 You do realize Facebook has been around for over 5 years

[weirdal27]

@lantz1992 Your point is? In march of 2007, Myspace was getting 10 times the amount of search traffic on google. I realize that, being born in 1992, you were just a budding pre-pubescent teenager at that time, so perhaps you don't know the history of social networking sites. Check Google Trends to see what was popular and when.

[VitalSigns1]

@lantz1992 You're a fucking idiot. Who cares what other people are doing. What makes Facebook any better than Myspace??

[taschi71]

FUCK FACEBOOK

[Groundonrage]

people who's sayingno one uses myspace anymore, that isn't the point

it applies to facebook ,twitter any blog site infact.

[415jdookie]

@luigi1029384756 sienfeld curses, he just doesn't use it as a comedic device. it's not like he's against it or anything, lol. i agree though he's one of the best ever.

[JoshBroz]

Sadly nobody uses myspace anymore

[Iocoy]

replace Phone machine with Twitter or Facebook because nobody uses Myspace anymore

[americanu197]

yes mister seinfeld thank you for getting down to the essence of our social behaviour

[Louieinoz]

facebook is the same shit

[chunkymilk]

facebook.

[Jonnibow666]

So true (the myspace-thing)!

[inkQbus2009]

myspace wasnt even invented yet when this came out.........

[Jonnibow666]

@inkQbus2009 Read the description....

[richehh]

@inkQbus2009 You're clearly missing the point. Jog on, son.

[inkQbus2009]

@richehh no i GET IT,, the title says ''MY SPACE'' dumb

[richehh]

@inkQbus2009 Please refer to Jonibow66's comment. And again, jog on son.

[THEKEYWESTRIDER]

Valid point - and always funny

[thedudeyeah]

facebook and myspace fucking rule! phone machines sux ass tho i can see why this guy dont like them

[bawoman]

the 2010 version is facebook

[Hamidxa]

This bit rings even more true today.

Got to love Seinfeld, all of his view remain timeless.

[hfvcjndscnwfcdsnclaq]

what he said was very right ! "want to feel popular and well liked"

Get a life facebookers amd myspace freaks

[inkQbus2009]

@hfvcjndscnwfcdsnclaq i know who really fuckn cares, facebook and myspace make me sic bunch a hollywood gossip fuckers... i got ''my space'' in the shower, as well as other many places

[xdunlapx]

yeah it has nothing to do with myspace. just because you added "Just replace "phone machine" by myspace" into the side bar doesn't mean it's actually about myspace. dumb ass

[acfinney]

Grow up you kids!

[predictablyrandomist]

if you don't want to be "cyberstalked" don't respond.

and can we keep the content of this to the actual clip... jeeesus.

[Siegfreud]

Way ahead of his time.

[shonshrinks]

He is so funny :P

[fitzyp]

This is probably even more accurate for social networking sites than it was for the phone machine.

Seinfeld truly is like a fine wine.

[hcvang]

@fitzyp completely.

[PktodaGround548]

What the hell is a phony machine..

[Blightmouth]

@PktodaGround548

PHONY?! who do you think you're callin phony buster?! you're cruisin for a bruisin, ya see? MYEAH!

[coopasan9]

This could work with facebook also..

[2easyftw]

But he does not talk myspace he talks about phony machine !

[coopasan9]

read the description for crying out loud...

[patichueco]

read the description duh

[klwewf]

What country are you from?

[2easyftw]

@klwewf fukyoustan

[klwewf]

I hope that's not your best.

[luigi1029384756]

Jerry Seinfeld and his "smart jokes" equals best comedian that ever lived. Him and his show. Way better than those other comedians that feel they need to curse to be funny.

[jesu442]

We shouldn´t forget Larry David

[klwewf]

I agree 1000%. The only comic performers that MAY be better than him, came before him or at the same time (they would be: George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Andy Kaufman, Eddie Murphy & Redd Foxx). But Jerry is definitely tops!

[LcoolJfiveoh]

who is jerry?

[klwewf]

I was talking about the man in this video you selected to view - Jerry Seinfeld.

[LcoolJfiveoh]

and what did you say about him?

[klwewf]

Doesn't make any difference.

[LcoolJfiveoh]

why not?

[klwewf]

In closing, because, you're playing games (being an obnoxious Internet Troll) & I'm not interested. You know exactly what I said about. look below 6 comments, & you'll see it. I don't like this kind of thing. So, please find someone else to screw with. Please.

[LcoolJfiveoh]

EXCUSE ME!!!

how dare you call me a troll!!

you are obviously a very bitter person if you think insulting a less aware person is anything worth doing!

why do you speak to me in such ways?

[klwewf]

Look up Cyberstalking.

[LcoolJfiveoh]

CYBERSTALKING!? im a cyberstalker!?

comon now dont you think that is just a little extreme?

explain to me how responding to your comments is cyberstalking... comon i want to know, are you capable of explaining?

[klwewf]

I'm kindly asking you to leave me alone & you won't. If you study really carefully, you fall under the category. We will try this again. I'm not into this Troll bit. I'm conversing to see how much you will harass me. You keep going. Please lay off. Just stop. There are billions of people here to mess with. Try someone else.

[LcoolJfiveoh]

yes i read the articleand it was lovely thank you...

but i dont consider this HARRASMENT

its more like me responding to your annoying comments and trying my best to be polite to an obviously sexually frustrated individual

[klwewf]

Keep goin'....Try someone else

[YROCKLINGER]

@luigi1029384756 someone who understands. My friends don't think seinfeld is funny. It's probably because they are not mature enough and have to hear the word, "f-ck" to laugh. BUT at the same time. me and my friends are all 13 years old sooo maybe I'm to mature for them.

[12poopy345]

@luigi1029384756 Comedians don't cuss to be funny, that's just how some of them talk.

[redvsblue333]

@luigi1029384756 you are so right man

[ExplodingConsole]

You could also replace "phone Machine" with just about any instant messenger :).

[TheMajorMicroMedia2]

and my DICK

[ExplodingConsole]

You know, that really isn't necessary.

[HellsAngels2001]

hmmm myspace totally..

but i still use it:)

[greenmachine13]

That describes Myspace perfectly.

[ENGLISHBL0KE]

lol, the last part is spot on.

thanks for posting.

[piscesgutt]

look up metaphor

[ega04011]

"Just replace "phone machine" by myspace "

REALLY!! Bullseye!!!

[Hookah1388]

lol, good comparison, Harrison.

[WorldAddendum]

genious

[dmbchump]

Wow, brilliant!

[TheFlST]

true as fuck

[AdamGiaIsMetal]

Awesome!

[spooninspoon]

Ah! Excellant Connection

[bttfspencer]

FUCKING IDIOT

[offthelinegt]

So true ... also works with Hi5, Facebook, .. and the list goes on. The only stories i will be able to tell my kids some day when they ask what life was like when i was in my early 20's is .. ; too much reality tv shows and pointless trendy sites like the above mentioned! ... ugh

[crankthetoto]

the good ol days

[peppeddu]

you got that right

[crazydudetz]

yup, so true

[danknugga]

haha thats great

[Assaultpredator]

hahahahaha

[jaredpistoia]

haha good connection

[Arbaaz88]

how can anyone possibly not understand the connection?

[aimz597]

no worry's i'm happy to help out lol!!

;} I LOVE SEINFELD

[aimz597]

u are all idiots hes talking bout a phone macheine ok look i don't live in america but listen i think i know what hes talking bout....

[ohitsmagical]

so true

[strke69]

Spot on Jezza hit the nail right on the head.

[soar12]

smart funny...not bad :) lol

[HellsAngels2001]

hahaha seinfeld doesnt like internet

[dEaFTOLiGhT]

haha very true!

[thebleeding1994]

"Just replace "phone machine" by myspace"

or just replace "myspace" by email? text? IM? facebook? etc etc.

[MasterChiefSquare]

or just replace "myspace" with youtube

[nesqu1k25]

Yes I am. Now run along and touch your fathers penis.

[boogibumpin]

this video has nothing to do with myspace

as far as what nesqu1k25 says ....

anybody can say what the fuck they want...

who are you the Comment God?????

go get a life

[stuart782496]

he means that if you replace every time he says "phone machine" with "myspace", it would work the same way, as it is true.

[sn1zzo]

I would like it noted that I am indeed the Comment God, and that I dont know who da Fuq this nesDick25 guy is but he needs to stop pretending to be me.

[johhny354]

so true

[Keenen420]

hah, its still relatable today, just the technology is 10-15 years older

[nesqu1k25]

what the fuck is wrong with you people? this is a damn video on seinfeld about myspace/answering machines. I look down at the comments and you dumb fucks are arguing about school systems and god? shut the fuck up and get over yourself. You aren't knowledgeable. Quit pretending. No one on here wants to see two idiots arguing over concepts that aren't even related to the video, and that you probably dont even understand in the first place. go fuck yourself.

[RyanGhusayni]

i agree with u.ppl talk 2 much on the internet cuz of concealed identity.stop talkin bout anything unrelated 2 the video

[llMiCKll]

tell it like it iz brudda!

[koreanjeenyus]

that's so true

[SpikeSaints]

LOL

[MintyHippo73]

completely true

[Caduenas]

hahaha, I totally see the relationship.

[syndetonation]

The most Nobel prizes for science won by America was during the 1960s. Modernist post-war America was a shift away from God. But I will stand to say that this is a multifaceted situation; one reason like "God" is ridiculous.

There are undoubtedly positive things that can come along with organized religion: good community, charity, moral standards, etc. But does it matter that they beleive in God or Gods? It's bond for them, yes, but it is not a reality, and surely no prerequisite for greatness.

[syndetonation]

*believe.

why can't we edit posts on Youtube comments? blah.

[Caduenas]

I beg your pardon, but what the hell does that have to do with my comment?

[enchiladah]

I cant believe people are so stupid and don't understand the connection. They shouldn't even be watching seinfield then.

[IIMoses740II]

I cannot believe it myself - is it that hard to realize the connection of these obsessions of getting messages on both Myspace or a message machine?

I guess it's just the public school system at work . . . again

[syndetonation]

Just typical American stupidity. I've personally found that people from private schools are even worse off in the common sense department - especially ones who attended religious schools. At least in most public schools you aren't in some inane microcosm of wealth.

[IIMoses740II]

Heh, brother you have that comment completely backwards

Between the Scopes Trial and Sputnik, American Schools when they had God in the classrooms produced more Nobel prizes than the rest of the world combined (twice as much actually) especially in the biological arenas of Nobel (physiology & medicine)

Most kids from private religious schools tend to become successful doctors or leaders

Have you seen the dropout, violence, and drug-abuse rates of public schools, Godless schools, lately?

[syndetonation]

Oh, you. You are really trapped under a rock. Many public schools are doing bad these days because of idiotic administration and poor funding decisions. The rates you refer to are a result of class.

Times change, and you could blame the shift of Nobel prizes on countless other causes. And there's the other countries involved in winning many of the Nobel prizes as of late--mostly European countries, who are bolstering their school systems with socialization. This has nothing to do with "God."

[IIMoses740II]

I'm talking about national & state-wide surveys, so no I am not refering to class brother

If it were poor funding then my old high school, along with others in my county now being refurbished for 20 million dollars, would have older text books than 2007 & the school itself has retained the same structure since the 70s

My comment on Nobel prizes still stands because you did not show an alternative - this was the time of the depression and getting out so if it was economic, it fails to show

[cvstar411]

umm, kay this is a video about SEINFELD. If you wanna talk about God and all that, go to a video about God. Kay?

[marshmallow1304]

I know this is from four months ago, but I have to point out an insane lack of logic.

Kids from private religious schools have a better chance of being successful not because their school is religious, but because their school is private. It means they have money and, due to their socioeconomic advantages, a better education.

Students from a private non-religious school would do just as well, if not better.

[IIMoses740II]

Brother, if it's "an insane lack of logic", I find it odd how you too chose the money route while did not provide alternatives to what I commented about. So instead of repeating myself:

Students taught at home by mothers who never finished high school tend to score an average of full 55% points higher than public school students from families with comparable educational levels

Homeschooling:$546 annually per child

Public Schooling:$7000 annually per child

Where does your money come into play?

[Mitchrules007]

Seinfeld isn't talking about myspace, but t sounds like myspace.

[robdukes]

replace nothin u clown! change the title of this video! [2]

[ihearnoise]

replace nothin u clown! change the title of this video!

[cellardoor199991]

very true. People have 500 friends on myspace and never talk to them or see them. So sad. Very funny clip good job

[chompswhizz]

myspace or facebook

[Lindathemightywitch]

good observation Jerry! =)

[hianda]

They found another way to do it! lol

[greystockings]

hahahahaha!

[Celeste7737]

Hahaha i see that connection. ^.^

[OBRIEN798]

wow fag it wuld have actually mad sense if u read the description

[jeretel]

So true. Jerry the genius

[janda75]

Gold Jerry

Gold

[IIMoses740II]

bry, it's mentioned in the description to replace "phone machine" with myspace.

[garcijas]

sooo true lol

[muschic]

HOw is this anything about myspace

[IIMoses740II]

muschic, it's mentioned in the description to replace "phone machine" with myspace. It's a joke about Friend's lists and commenting or messaging.

[SleepyMaurice]

haha fabulous

[luigiermadurinn]

good one!

[dragongamer123]

lol

[thatagirl34]

it wasn't talking about my space. it was talking about phone machines where people leave messeges for you when you are out. helllllooooo

[FallnSoldier]

you're an idiot

[thatagirl34]

i get what this post is about that he might as well be talking about myspace. but, it doesn't come across SO apparent maybe it should have had a question mark at the end so it points out the clue. PS YO MOMMA! no clues to figure out with this insult

[batman1062]

Read the description you fucking retard.

[cellardoor199991]

are you really this stupid? Please tell me you are kidding

[ToSAddict]

This is a very creative video that's actually true.

[rancid9387]

very true

[ihssan2002]

i thought that joke was about the phone messages

[ricksterMAR555]

read the description of the video

[guitarman2677]

It is about phone messages and the describtion doesn't make it otherwise. I don't see the connection with myspace. Is there a phone machine on myspace? don't thik so!

[Gambino199]

ok your a fool its like myspace because there are so many people obsessed with myspace that they check it every 5 minutes to see who left them a comment or sent them a message. these people are referred to as myspace whores! they feel special and think that the more friends they have the cooler they are, keep in mind these are the same douchebags that dont get girls and take pictures topless in the bathroom flexing their little bitch muscles!

[janda75]

Good job man