OMFG - Skyrim [Part 28] - Jesstlevania

[DrunkenPanda200]

"Take the shovel with you. To HELL."

And thus I suddenly remembered why I love watching these things.

[DanDragon92]

Perhaps the best episode thus far.

[gamasaurusrex]

i read immortal blood as immortal bread...

[ziky984ever]

I'd like to put my carrot in your sack.

[StarbuyPWNDyou]

Frozen-ness. Otherwise known as ice.

[TheDelta0seven]

nothing shall distract me from this "oo an egg"

[MrVelociraptor10]

being a vampire is great! you get tons of cool abilities, more than werewolves do

[thomassjohn]

@MrVelociraptor10 but daytime when you can acctualy see is not allowed as a vampire

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

alchemist lady gave you a quest remember

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

HE SAID IT

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

@LumpyBumpyAcidFish !

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

see you in hell demon spawn and take that shovel with ya TO HELLL!

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

epic catchfrase "TAKE THE SHOVEL WITH YA to hellll"

[ashyzVIDZ]

Jesse's sarcastic brain FTW XD

[LysergXlll]

i like seeing him away from the area in whiterun

[MrSnake021]

jesse=jack the ripper

[ost634]

WTF Jesse alva was friendly and she was ya friend now dude she was controlled

[7518290]

I used to be an adventurer like you, until i took and arrow to the nee :P

[TwoGamingPandas]

Jesse.

You need to play the sequel to Amnesia when it's out :3

[XxPr0guyxX]

this game is way to easy for me he said

but at the end he gets killed by a common soul gem

[TNTCreeper]

"nothing can distact me from this place".......

"ooooh egg"

[bertkerstens]

you need to play the join the darkbrotherhood quest to go in the shack

[darklinkandmario]

that was a awesome ending when he walked to the stone it was like GOT YA BITCH *jesse gots shocked right between the eyes* XD

[redhandgrunt]

Jesse I know this is a month ago but YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED THE QUESTS YOU GOT. Now to finish the video and see if you figured it out.

[Frlxlon]

"Nothing can distract me from this.. ooh eggs!!" xD

[headboil]

"Nothing can stop me from doing this..."

*Requires Key*

XD

[dphamler]

I like how the game keeps getting lazier about how you obtain the claw keys.

meh, just find it in the dungeon, we aint got all day.

[MrPuppeteye]

Dont stand in the fire.

Lesson 1 of all RPG games.

[DarkCrusader56]

I am not making this up.

I'm playing Skyrim while watching this, I come out of Redoran's Retreat, and I see a Mammoth, from from the sky, land, stand there for 3 seconds, and die...WTF?

[MartianDiscoFish]

@DarkCrusader56 Yeah same here, for some reason mammoths seem to spawn 30 ft above other mammoths and die

[RChococripe]

what do you do with all those butterflies?

[orangemoustash]

an oar as a weapon jesse? what do you think Skyrim is Dead Island?

[Gamemaster411]

I would pay to watch this, but thanks to youtube this awesome series is FREE!

[langer1972]

Watching you play Skyrim is better then anything that I can watch on TV you fuck'en kick ass dude!

[twar1992]

46:39 LIGHTNING IN YO' FACE!!!!!

[Midgetmann3354]

37:54 shows something suspicious! /butt clench

[XInstantFearX]

you shouldnt leave soul jems, you should take as many as you can find so you can recharge your blades sword whenever you need to

[KillerClaydog]

so this is were the guard lives.....

u kno the one that took the originol ARROW TO THE KNEE

[Coaxke50]

Jesse: SON OF A BITCH!!!

lizzie: huh?

Lmao!!!! Epic ending.

[30thcenturycow]

FUN FACT: the big dragon on the throat of the world's voice actor also does Mario, Luigi and Waluigi.

[MrJustinArt]

and it was Lizzie's fault you died at the end. You can hear him stepping on the pressure plate.

[MrJustinArt]

Seriously, Jesse. Using a resist magic potion can be a life-saver.

[Petrock508]

Why not take the lockpicks? :S

[kittymerocks]

liz is  so funny xD

[NUCL34RxM0n5t3r]

Talk Alva [E]

OHHHH IT'S ALVA!!!!

*Head cut off*

PAYBACK BITCH

[sulfuras24]

first 20 mins i was like OMG he has learned not to carry a bunch of stuff..towards the end i found i was wrong

[MrFelix435]

PAYBACK BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hopop201]

Jesse, do a lot more quests for the companions, eventually you can become a werewolf

[Blackinuyasha101]

hey jesse i dont know if you know this but there are allot more shouts you can try to get

[Blackshado999]

i cant wait untill he fights Draugr Overlords LOL...i ahve it set on the same difficulty s him with 100 blacksmithing (i got this without making iron daggers) and the Draugr Overlords 1 shot me in my full daedric lol

[Livy191]

23:34 How did he miss the soldier walking in the water?

[AaronlHlD]

i collect boots im a boot thief in skyrim ><

[Opmehoofd]

omg your laugh @ 5:55... you psychotic?:)

[megadude1210]

1:38

Looks like he just hit...

ROCK BOTTOM.

[thepooperscooper95]

Haha I love how at the end lizzy was just like huh?

[xXRabidbearXx]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee. :D

[JdezD]

Back to the shack! O'Neal. Shaquille O'Neal. :D

[JoshAndFreinds]

Nothing will distract me fr... Ooo eggs lol

[Suicidalist]

+20 to "Cut-a-bitch"

[maxandrew96]

The shack is a dark brother hood kill place thingy

[Watertaint]

@maxandrew96

Don't spoil XD

[VelerinaRose]

"Son of a bitch!"

"Huh?"

xD

[UnmentionableMail]

Quests: Diplomatic Immunity, so Bethesda you can't sue!

[Radvo1]

The ending made my day

[megamage911]

was i the only one who screamed "payback bitch!" just at the same time as jesse? XD

[darklobomator]

winterrun???

[megamind802]

the song of alchemist is in the bards kolege

[TheScotgray]

I laughed so hard when he cut the heads of the vampires off and when he stabed that guy in to the pit

[aigiafuxiaful]

I soo enjoy jesse's reactions when he was butchering those vamps priceless

[ShimyIa1]

y u neva use shouts???

[icancount123578]

Nice use of the quicksave Jesse.

[gotnojokes2]

Jesse! if you love killing you should join the dark brotherhood! talk to aventus aretino in windhelm! AT THE END OF THE QUEST LINE YOU MAKE 20000 GOLD! THUMBS THIS UP

[DrasarSalman]

@gotnojokes2 ...and why do you think he will look at the comment section on this old video?

[uz3rs0n]

Jesse you suck so bad at this game! XD

[Some1sCat]

OOHHH PAY BACK BITCH! Lol 'ed my ass off :)

[sigurdur63]

LOL I cleared this place in lvl 7 ^^

[xXKaraAbloodXx]

join the dark brotherhood if you want to enter the abandoned shack

[hfdsssss]

aaah lol xD "nothing can distract me from this!" "-spots something- oh eggs! :D"

[dtayification]

That little kid sounds like Amata from Fallout 3

[1234gamefreak1]

@dtayification what age? like when amata is a child, before the G.O.A.T. or before you leave?

[dtayification]

@1234gamefreak1 Yes before the G.O.A.T.

[9drako]

you couldve talked to alva

[TempestGamingVids]

Hey Jesse! I've said this a few times before but you should use your resto spells when your out of combat that way you will save on running out of potions during battle and having to spend to restock so often.

[taylanbbb]

Im buying this game!

[TheSephiroth5]

What sword is jesse using?Im currently in full orchish Armour and Weaponry.

[Furagata]

@TheSephiroth5 Blade Sword. You get it from the area where you meet Delphine in Riverwood

[sWEATINGgOATmILK]

Jesse , food heals your soul too

[HolyDelaron]

"Oh, it's Alva!"

Jesse used Rapid Spin!

It's super effective!

[0rangeNinja]

23:55 - Don't say it-- oh he said it... xD

[Testarossa2010]

I've noticed that all of the Jarls in Skyrim tend to "rub their nipples"

[SieraLautner]

"nothing can distract me from this - OOO EGGS !"

[IIKaDicEU]

29:54 Foxy's a mutha effin ninja baby!!!!!

[EpicB0rn]

the shack is a darkbrother hood execution house thing!!

[sokkeskum]

JESSE!! Join the dark brotherhood and you will be able to get in to the shack

[ColonelAsparagus]

27:45 "my life is dwindling, rapidly"

some would say a metaphor for real life Jesse...

[Krakkxy]

PAYBACK BITCH!

[hemophage1]

lol take the shovel to hellll!!! ur insane man lol

[Jint334]

The Jarl's voice sounds like the lady that did the Grandmother Tree in Pocahontas

[E1Ducko]

whoop SHROOMS!

[MrDragonagefreak]

Well Jesse i used to play Skyrim, Then i took an arrow to the knee

[TheExplosiveBomb]

The Demoras resent Jesse for calling Vampires " Demon Spawns ". Their very sensitive you know. I would lock your doors. Tightly. With 4 seals on the ground. Anyways sleep well.

[TheDusk55]

jesse you have over 3 magic books and staff and yuo never use magigc i am from finland

[11nohitmaa111]

Jesse should really check if he has a vampire bite

[11nohitmaa111]

Slyfoxhound has got ur back Jesse, well because the fox leading him.

[2010Razvan]

Ow a house oh wait a nyan root omg there is a house there more nyan root. Cmn jesse concentrate

[2010Razvan]

I never bought the game bcs jesse plays it for me

[Aonalion]

I'm guessing it's an American thing, but why does he call snowberries "snosberries"? ;;;

[Shalazen]

@Aonalion It's from the movie Super Troopers. It's what the guys in the backseat of the cop car call the cops.......

[Amunkir]

@Aonalion

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

[JimmyDC99]

@Aonalion its a willy wonker refrence, the line is "The Snosberries taste like Snosberries" its a bout a wall, upon witch the images of fruit taste like said fruit.

[kingofrock3211]

OOOO PAY BACK BICTH!!!!!!!!!!!



[GGORRO]

only Jesse can go from decapitating vampires to chasing butterflies

[kirikagure]

Where's the Buffy/Winchester Bros companion(s) when you need 'em, eh?

[realanimation2]

"I used to br an adventurer like you.Then i took an arrow in the knee."

AWESOME!!!

[ironmaidenismygod666]

take the shovel with ya... TO HELLLLLL

[S3raphyx]

Don't do those amulet quests, you wont be able to finish it unless you do some of the mage guild quests.

And pick up soul gems, you'll need as many as you can get, even the shitty ones if you plan on increasing your enchanting.

[Julioaviladias]

Winterun = Whiterun + Winterhold

[Honza58]

Oh Jesse... Never uses math while doing alchemy Blue Mountain Flower(2) Swamp fungal pod (2) Wheat(2) BMF+ SFP = 1 potion, BHF + wheat = 1 potion SFP + wheat = 1 potion total = 3 potions, and with his consumption he's gonna need every one of those :P So come on! This is the only situation you can use math in real life! :)

[SunsOfDorn]

00:25

I guess you could say...

*puts on sunglasses*

that thrall, wore his heart on his sleeve.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[Killingglorie]

i explored that lady...i sure as hell did

[raptorpirate]

lizzy has clearly not played wow because he allways stand in the fire

[fckt3hp0l1c3]

@raptorpirate maybe thats why

[Poltergoose98]

@raptorpirate No, lizzy is the go guy! GO GO GO!

[PodCap24]

@raptorpirate actually,u know most of the wow players do that

[Glatorix]

Mephala was the Daedra that gave you the sword.

P.S The Daedra aren't necessarily evil, they just lack the ability to create, they can only change.

[Jashomartin]

GERAAHHH i have like 6 hrs of jesse to catch up on and i start watching a vid and im like WTF is jesse talking about then realize i need to go back an episode -.-

[Nymethus]

"Lizzie you're such a pain in my ass... Deeper and deeper we go. Where we stop, nobody knows!"

[darqrider]

lol at the ending, i was like "Move Move or Grab it Fast..!"

[Boogandorf]

hey jesse 20:07 tomaters!

[mrcyberzombie]

do you got adhd or add by any chance XD

[mrcyberzombie]

lmfao pretty much sayed the same thing as i when i saw those boots but i sayed women and there boots

[FavoriteKarma]

screw sheilds i do the UNLIMITED POWEEEEEEER!!! thanks jesse!

[bwcbiz]

Mellow-idiotic=elevator music! Nice mashup.

[SofOuerradi]

I had a thought what if the things you say in this commentary are actually being said by your character and everyone in the game thinks your crazy for talking to yourself out loud all the time

[JClishem10]

WHAAAAT?....SON OF A BITCH! huh?

[DeSabLad]

PRETTY PRETTY PLEEAASE join the dark brotherhood. :((((

[macace1000]

btw ur vids have great graphics what do u record with?

[danielwills93]

@macace1000 His pc specs and tech info is on his youtube channel page. Atleast look around before asking a question...

[WoWzX9]

i have skyrim and i still watch jesse's videos

[Sagitta62]

did you see the guy's name at 9:10

[bevill77]

try checking your journal to see you quest!

[ShadowtheRenamon]

Hehe invisibility doesn't work all that well when you've got a quest marker stuck to your back.

[Pillsburryboy99]

"SON OF A BITCH!"

...."Huh?"

[Crosswarrior22]

the shack is for the dark brotherhood...

[Timeticker]

"Nothing can distract me from this"

*Sees bird egg*

"Ooh!"

[darksniper706]

STEP ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE!

[JakeH66BZ]

So R cancels your arrow.. kinda.. sort of..

Anybody know how to do this on xbox? =\

[PyroNickBickel]

@JakeH66BZ press the button that sheaths ur weapon

[TheGoreSplatter]

What armor does Jesse have?

[spicedsalmon]

@TheGoreSplatter glass -- improved I think

[MrJamesduffman]

Jesse you can hit/shoot the hanging light things so they fall and set stuff i fire :D

[Mariose123]

@TehRedEnchanter ye lol Jesse is at some weird impression that in this game if he wants to go mainly sword fighting he cant use magic at all...yet there are so many spells he can use to help him even with current magicka.

[Mariose123]

@surfinbird53 its a perk point.Jesse had it for 10 episodes but only just now learned to use it :)

[DetectiveBlack101]

If you break into the inner sanctum of the Temple of Dibella in Markarth (westernmost city) you actually can get "Plus 20 to cuttin' chicks up."

[kdawag]

Jesse did u notice how it said talk to alva before u killed her

[mvfirst]

Dear Mr Jesse!! Please show the hardest settings in your gameplay set on coz i dont believe it actually on :), you play so smooth like a jelly on the butter thiang :P

[TheRudio2011]

@mvfirst He is playing on adept,which is like a normal difficulty faaar away from master.

[DZIJAMEX]

@TheRudio2011 Expert actually

[DennanX]

@DZIJAMEX Still too easy... But I guess for his purposes of commentating on everything, Expert is better. Otherwise it would just be "I died, I died, I died" :P

[mabz9]

@TheRudio2011 he plays expert, narbcake

[spicedsalmon]

@TheRudio2011 No he said he bumped it up to expert a few episodes ago

[TheRudio2011]

@spicedsalmon he said it but doesn't show it right?And considering i play on masters its too easy to be expert.He always bumps difficulty down in games,does it with most of his LetsPlay.

[MrWarbarney]

Everybody you ever ask says *I don't give a crap about the war*

So I'm forced to ask... who the HELL is fighting this war if nobody gives a shit about it?

[TheNizzen]

@MrWarbarney ... Those who care, might not be there to talk with - They're out fighting ^^

[bulaww]

"NOTHING CAN DISTRACT ME FROM THIS... uuuu eggs!"

[BaasRed]

The abandoned shack is for the Dark Brotherhood's quest.(look it up)

[BaasRed]

Oh and you only need to help Idgrod the Younger with the quest she once gave you...

[BaasRed]

HOLY CRAP YOU FORGOT MOVARTH'S BOOTS!!!(in the boot room)

[thetrueguitarher0]

LITTLE BOY DON'T RUN FROM ME LITTLE BOY

COME BACK

[MMOareFTW]

dam bro why is your character so..well weak? I know your level 28 and all but dam they almost rolled you..like 5 times lol. Maybe it seemed easier to me cuz i had a dual sword character with the double damage perk idk. But regardless i enjoyed your video and your random laughing fits lmao.

[mabgamer6407]

46:22 ITS A TRAP!!!