Jim Davidson is a smug, arrogant, talentless fucking cunt pig pussy of a human being. He thinks he's being overly offensive but he isn't, I couldn't give a shit if he insults blacks, jews or muslims or what ever, because i'm neither of those, he's welcome to it. The same with fat wanker dick Roy Chubby Brown, both a bunch of pathetic unfunny cunts, glad these two pricks are banned from Television. Nobody would fucking tune in anyway.
He's not offensive. He's a man with hairs on his chest and he's happy and makes other people laugh. You're just this arrogant little nerdy loser on youtube with nothing better to do than type your daft message which nobody cares about. Kind of makes you seem like all the words you just described doesn't it?
@1Thompsonmusic I'm arrogant? Far from it my friend, I always care for others, i'm never being stuck up and caring about myself. I've seen Davidson on various interviews and he talks and acts like a cocky cunt towards the interviewer, which thier only asking him questions, which is infact their job incase he hasn't wiped from his incredibly small mind.
What makes other races so special you can tell a joke about a disabled kid, but not a joke about a Paki? Go on answer me that Mr New age holier than thou PC close minded bore!
@1Thompsonmusic I'm sorry? Since when did we bring children with disabilities into this? That's right, we never did. I'm not politically correct, I do like comics like Frankie Boyle and various others, but Davidson is well known to be a "cunt". Take a gather at a Wikipedia parody site (I think it's Uncyclopedia) where the writers describe him as being arrogant, talentless etc. I don't care about his jokes, it's him I can't fucking bare, not his jokes, have you finally understood?
I also think you'll find the interviewer can't take a joke, which is why he quite rightly gets 'cocky'. He doesn't get 'cocky', he gets annoyed and quite rightly so political correctness is ridiculous. I like him anyway, I remember Big Break, and he was great on that. He's one of the lads.
@1Thompsonmusic "He's one of the lads" *shivers* makes me cringe to a certain extent of wanting to hate you due to the use of terms and phrases your using. Let me guess? A "propa east-end geezer". Pfft, I couldn't expect anymore from a fan of a total dipshit Davidson, that's the kind of attitude he passes off onto his very few fans (I gather he has a limited amount).
@MrLooog Obvious Troll is obvious. I think Mr Royston Vasey might well just say "kiss my bank-account you thick cunt"! He's a multi-millionaire. Not bad for NEVER appearing on TV eh? Jim Davidson is hilarious too. For the intellectually challenged: A joke is just that; a joke!!! Whether it be about blacks, Asians, American, Scottish etc etc. Telling a joke about a black guy DOES NOT make you racist. If u still dont get it "I didn't mean it i was just JOKING"!! Now go watch Eddie Murphy!
@GirlyFooFighters So let me get this straight, just because someone disagree's that he's hilarious you become all rageful and start calling me a troll? I think you need to consider who your calling a troll, you seem to be mistaken. Eddie Murphy? I'm not American you dumb fucking mongoloid. Instead of ranting to me, why don't you complain to the video uploader about exploding your precious Jim Davidson to pieces of flesh.
Jim Davidson was and still is a brilliant comedian! I have a simple solution to anyone who finds him offensive or racist. DO NOT WATCH HIM!!! How simple was that. You find it easy to have a go at him because he may say something you don't like. However do you know what he has done in the past for the british forces??...???
I don't care that Davidson is a racist idiot, he's a terrible comedian. Bernard Manning was an obnoxious hideous wanker but he was a masterful comedian.
In comedy there is only one crime: not being funny.
political correctness just makes every thing worse, jokes about races are made in order to joke away racial walls and let people talk to each other. by stopping it people start to hate each other and political correctness a thing that started with good intentions just becomes our version of the Gestapo and threatens the very fabric of freedom
People need to take themselves for a shite, the man was and still is comedy genius! He has been discredited for a joke on the Royal Variety Show just as the general public lost all sense of humilitys when it comes to comedy. When people started taking life to serious and everything became politically incorrect thats when the quality of our show's went shit, popstars, big brother etc. Jim should be brought back back as he does the Counrty a service by going to visit the Forces all over the world
@calyfraz wtf are you on about you empty channel shitwit? Maybe i need a shite but you have shit for brains. He does our multiracial country no service with his inflammatory UnHumour.
@xMcLoven Well, let's try this one for size then. You, McLoven, are an opinionated fucktard who thinks that his/her opinion counts for something. Guess what? You're wrong. No one cares.
Ok so I watch the video, laugh a bit, look down at the comments, get annoyed that all people are doing is arguing, then I look at all this crap people are saying,
accusing everyone of being racist... SINCE WHEN COULD WE NOT WATCH A VIDEO WITHOUT BEING CONSIDERED RACIST?
Man, I was about to make a shoop da whoop comment, but then saw there were like a million others. So I'm commenting on my dissapointment that there were other comments on what I was going to comment about. -_-
No wonder the clip wasn't used. It's fucking shit. Even on a basic level, the increase in cheers after Jim's killed isn't matched by the audience, who are completely still.
@JonathanBones Good arguement. Hey everyone, no more making funm of legends, no more Mike Jackson jokes, no more Elvis jokes, no more DeNiro, Farve, Regis Philbin, Simon Cowell, Monty Python. You know what let's just call it anyone with cvelebrity is off limits from now on.
@JRY17 Well, it's just not funny is it? If any other one of those people had the same video done for them, I wouldn't laugh either. There's not any joke there.
@JonathanBones when you're right you're right, it wasn't funny. I dont think it was created to be a comedic clip really though. It's so short and there's no build up or anyhting it's more like a clip made by an anti-fan. And i got you, as a fan of Jim you're not a fan of this, that's fine. i was just busting your balls about the "because he's a legend line"
Congratu-fucking-lations, youtube. You've proven, once again, that each and every human being is, at their very heart, a hopeless fucking idiot, regardless of who they are or what they believe. Makes me wish I drank.
@00twanga00 What are you talking about? Aside from that silly joke, I seriously can't make out what point it is that you're trying to make. When did I say I don't want people to comment? And do you mean video comments (which isn't specifically what I was raging against), or people's comments ON my comment, like yours(which I only responded to as I did because it seemed irrelevant and, frankly, bizarre)? Either way, I don't NOT want them. I get the feeling we're misunderstanding each other here.
Funny how it's only white people who get accused of being racist. A farmer in Somerset catches a chap drinking water from a stream & shouts "ere you don@t wanna be drinking thatfrom there me ole mucker, its full of cow's shite & hosses piss. " "The bloke says i'm from Pakistan can you speak a bit slower"? " the farmer replies ok" , i said if you use both hands you won't spill any.
Charlie Williams was black and he shared the same stage as Bernard Manning. They were good friends. Bernard, Jim, Stan Boardman, etc. They told jokes about everyone and everything, not just black and Paki jokes. PC people are very angry and grumpy. They probably have premature wrinkles.
That's brilliant stuff! I thought it would have been a machine gun that would of done it but lazer will do fine. Thanks again for person who made this and uploaded it.
If only! Well at least this truly unfunny pseudo comedian who wouldn't know a good joke if it sat and brok wind in his lard-ridden face! Unfortunately, the rest of the world will now get to know about the tragically unfunny phenomenon known as Jim Davidson.
@Treblaine yes i get it . blacks can do and say as they like ..simple prognosise ...i thank you . example 5 year old white kids hear black kids say nigger ..nothing gets done about it ..the white 5 year old picks this word up and uses .. gets banned from school and is classed as racist til the day he dies . just ban the fucking word for everyone.dipshit.
@MrConundrummer This is an incredibly naive statement. That word goes back to the days of slavery so for a white person to use it is very offensive. By using it as a term of inderement black people have a way of belittling the shock value of a horrible racial slur.
@cfcolly oh please enuff of the poor black man crap .. white slavery was rampant to america 100 years before the first nigger stepped off the boat . why is white slavery hidden , in 1690 in barbados 90% of the slaves were white they died of tropical bugs so they had to use the black man because he was more immune to the heat .
@MrConundrummer What an argument. white people where slaves to and that makes it ok to say that word. I think your missing the point. I don't know if your inherently racist but your naievety is naivety making you come off that way. I think you need to take a step back and look at the bigger picture here.
Also I don't know if you heard Jim Davidson on five live the other day but he came across as a horrible spiteful excuse for a human being.
You, like all racists, are racist because youre stupid. Now this in itself isnt surprising, what is surprising is just how stupid you fucking are. 'White slavery was rampant to america 100 years...' Read some books mate because that is pure bullshit.
Try and form some opinions that you havent heard from your amoeba like peersbecause being informed on a subject means that opinion is valued, your opinion is therefore equivilent to you as a person: useless shite.
@teesel learn some irish and scottish history . they were the first slaves to america, sent by the english and chained to ships exactly the same way blacks were ,and treated just as bad if not worse . now jog on muppet .just because no one knows about it , doesn't mean it did not happen .
Wow you are even more astoundingly stupid than i thought. You probably believe in creationism...I think the slavery youre referring to is the selling of some Celtic people for labour. Now this is undeniably morally abhorent, but youre trying to use the slavery of other people to justify being a racist cunt, which is laughable.
p.s I noticed on your profile that you refer to yourself as a 'self taught healer of souls,' HAHAHAHAHA you truly are a charlatan and a cunt.
@teesel ask yourself why governments only teach black slavery , white slavery was not a few celts there were millions .. they were taken to america the exact same way as blacks . truth probably hurts cos you a nigger and you just want to play the victim . go get educated about historical fact .
@teesel baaahhh who cares? hey did you know that slavery is bigger today then it was back then? its true! only these days it run by militant groups in africa, yes black people now run black slavery oh how deliciously ironic!
@teesel Well just because most people who claim to be Christians are actually douchbags that want a free ride to heaven does not mean that all creationists spew bullshit lies. (Just most of them)
@MrConundrummer when Blacks use the word nigger there not trying to be racist and I've heard white comedians use the word in their set as a device to talk about wider issues, it's all about how you use it.
He's not a racist, just an old school comic from the days before everyone chose to offended on behalf of everyone else by everything, Charlie Williams did more "racial" material than Davidson ever did
Watch out Jimmy Davidson, you may not be dead in real life, but there is a complete insane total wacko with many supporters out there who does not approve of you. You are sooooo screwed.
@iminyourbasement Shut the fuck up about JB! I can't stand having to read about people bitch about some kid on every video I watch. As far as I'm concerned, you idiots are just as annoying as the fans!
@mouse264 well your arguments invalid because deviant art sucks, you'r never going to succed in life with those terrible drawings, your also very imature and supremly retarded. also bladerunner was a terrible movie, i gaged at how horrible it was. also you'r favorite band allong with those old boring tv shows suck the buttcheckes of large gorrillas. good day to you sir...
@iminyourbasement Whoa, whoa, you have some serious problems. I'm not going to argue with you, because doing so is immature and pointless.
Please work out some of your hatred with a therapist and go through 5th grade again to improve your spelling. You, too, can become a real member of society.
@iminyourbasement Blade Runner is a fantastic film. As a person who has listed "any one with tom hanks" under their movie profile, I think you should refrain from commentating on the tastes of others. :)
You all need etymology lessons. "One day common sense shall prevail. But it will be too late."
WiseOwlOfGallifrey 1 week ago
holy crap, the comments section went to shit.
KittenCollision 1 week ago
Jim Davidson is a smug, arrogant, talentless fucking cunt pig pussy of a human being. He thinks he's being overly offensive but he isn't, I couldn't give a shit if he insults blacks, jews or muslims or what ever, because i'm neither of those, he's welcome to it. The same with fat wanker dick Roy Chubby Brown, both a bunch of pathetic unfunny cunts, glad these two pricks are banned from Television. Nobody would fucking tune in anyway.
MrLooog 2 weeks ago
@MrLooog
He's not offensive. He's a man with hairs on his chest and he's happy and makes other people laugh. You're just this arrogant little nerdy loser on youtube with nothing better to do than type your daft message which nobody cares about. Kind of makes you seem like all the words you just described doesn't it?
1Thompsonmusic 1 week ago
@1Thompsonmusic I'm arrogant? Far from it my friend, I always care for others, i'm never being stuck up and caring about myself. I've seen Davidson on various interviews and he talks and acts like a cocky cunt towards the interviewer, which thier only asking him questions, which is infact their job incase he hasn't wiped from his incredibly small mind.
MrLooog 1 week ago
@MrLooog
What makes other races so special you can tell a joke about a disabled kid, but not a joke about a Paki? Go on answer me that Mr New age holier than thou PC close minded bore!
1Thompsonmusic 1 week ago
@1Thompsonmusic I'm sorry? Since when did we bring children with disabilities into this? That's right, we never did. I'm not politically correct, I do like comics like Frankie Boyle and various others, but Davidson is well known to be a "cunt". Take a gather at a Wikipedia parody site (I think it's Uncyclopedia) where the writers describe him as being arrogant, talentless etc. I don't care about his jokes, it's him I can't fucking bare, not his jokes, have you finally understood?
MrLooog 1 week ago
@MrLooog
I also think you'll find the interviewer can't take a joke, which is why he quite rightly gets 'cocky'. He doesn't get 'cocky', he gets annoyed and quite rightly so political correctness is ridiculous. I like him anyway, I remember Big Break, and he was great on that. He's one of the lads.
1Thompsonmusic 1 week ago
@1Thompsonmusic "He's one of the lads" *shivers* makes me cringe to a certain extent of wanting to hate you due to the use of terms and phrases your using. Let me guess? A "propa east-end geezer". Pfft, I couldn't expect anymore from a fan of a total dipshit Davidson, that's the kind of attitude he passes off onto his very few fans (I gather he has a limited amount).
MrLooog 1 week ago
@MrLooog Obvious Troll is obvious. I think Mr Royston Vasey might well just say "kiss my bank-account you thick cunt"! He's a multi-millionaire. Not bad for NEVER appearing on TV eh? Jim Davidson is hilarious too. For the intellectually challenged: A joke is just that; a joke!!! Whether it be about blacks, Asians, American, Scottish etc etc. Telling a joke about a black guy DOES NOT make you racist. If u still dont get it "I didn't mean it i was just JOKING"!! Now go watch Eddie Murphy!
GirlyFooFighters 1 week ago
@GirlyFooFighters So let me get this straight, just because someone disagree's that he's hilarious you become all rageful and start calling me a troll? I think you need to consider who your calling a troll, you seem to be mistaken. Eddie Murphy? I'm not American you dumb fucking mongoloid. Instead of ranting to me, why don't you complain to the video uploader about exploding your precious Jim Davidson to pieces of flesh.
MrLooog 1 week ago
@MrLooog ; He is brilliant comedian!
s13hgp 1 week ago
I like jim he is one of the lads.
Weeman44444444444444 3 weeks ago
Top Featured video; Black Dynamite Trailer. lol youtube's mind
tombaker92 3 weeks ago
Jim Davidson was and still is a brilliant comedian! I have a simple solution to anyone who finds him offensive or racist. DO NOT WATCH HIM!!! How simple was that. You find it easy to have a go at him because he may say something you don't like. However do you know what he has done in the past for the british forces??...???
TheFrankie225 3 weeks ago
Looks great with YouTubes festive adittion
0Keerakh0 1 month ago
Jim Davidson was funny. Oh sorry, were you oooffffffeeennnddeeed? Boo hoo
Lightf00t1 1 month ago
lol what a jackass
ikbenliam 1 month ago
I don't care that Davidson is a racist idiot, he's a terrible comedian. Bernard Manning was an obnoxious hideous wanker but he was a masterful comedian.
In comedy there is only one crime: not being funny.
Jim Davidson, guilty as charged.
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alonmerlin 1 month ago
political correctness just makes every thing worse, jokes about races are made in order to joke away racial walls and let people talk to each other. by stopping it people start to hate each other and political correctness a thing that started with good intentions just becomes our version of the Gestapo and threatens the very fabric of freedom
alonmerlin 1 month ago 2
You smashed it. Nice.
YoureGuilty 2 months ago
oh ha ha ha....what dick thought of that.....fucking hilarious
i think not....dick head uploader
dogchoon 2 months ago
ROFL
SoWhat1221 2 months ago
LOL
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What a load of bull!
cptmanners 2 months ago
Now that is funny..lolzzz
sysrq120 2 months ago
fucking shit
vulcanswb3a 2 months ago
I just lol'd :D
gaaraadw 2 months ago
look i did not make these comment, it keeps comming up on my profile but its not me pls, leave me alone and stop messagin me
teesel 2 months ago
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Ha ha ha haaaa
calcool8 2 months ago
Take that jim davidson!
123456CRICKET 2 months ago
take that bitch!! would be funnyier if that was said by the queen afterwards
wildriveful 2 months ago
Who's Jim davison some asshole??
jokujaskasuomesta 2 months ago 27
@jokujaskasuomesta if you don't know who you are talking about how about you shut your pudding muncher and do your home work?
alonmerlin 1 month ago
@jokujaskasuomesta He's some racist asshole
DeletedUser231 1 month ago
People need to take themselves for a shite, the man was and still is comedy genius! He has been discredited for a joke on the Royal Variety Show just as the general public lost all sense of humilitys when it comes to comedy. When people started taking life to serious and everything became politically incorrect thats when the quality of our show's went shit, popstars, big brother etc. Jim should be brought back back as he does the Counrty a service by going to visit the Forces all over the world
calyfraz 2 months ago
@calyfraz wtf are you on about you empty channel shitwit? Maybe i need a shite but you have shit for brains. He does our multiracial country no service with his inflammatory UnHumour.
solunasonic 2 months ago
now make a youtube [poop
qwestman222 2 months ago in playlist More videos from cyriak
You can't beat old-fashioned racist British comics if that is what he is.
Raggy60 2 months ago
angry words on the internet
DaltonMan321 3 months ago
palpatine is not happy with mr davidson
makutateridax200 3 months ago
HAHA!
Jerbod2 3 months ago
Shouldn't the remains left on the stage be brown?
dave474c 3 months ago 43
I did not see that coming!
amjPeace 3 months ago
Jim Davidson = PURE LEGEND
dwfwwf 4 months ago
DO BILLY MAYS!!! ... oh woops, too late.
MrBrickwall69 4 months ago
I enjoyed this!
MrAttitude2point0 4 months ago
Lol!!!!
oliverhicks98 4 months ago
I laughed so hard that everyone cheered at the end xD
glassXmoon 4 months ago
@xMcLoven O.k. Alanis, explain the irony of the situation to me.
DrBlackfax 4 months ago
I LOL'D
EmbrunFalcon91 4 months ago
RIP headphone users
mallowentertainment 4 months ago
@xMcLoven Well, let's try this one for size then. You, McLoven, are an opinionated fucktard who thinks that his/her opinion counts for something. Guess what? You're wrong. No one cares.
DrBlackfax 4 months ago
IMMA FIRIN MA LAAAZOOOR!!!!
icanhearthings 4 months ago
I think people should stop using comment boards as personal chat rooms and just speak about the clip/movie
DeeJayYZ013 5 months ago
i didn't expect that at all... kinda jumped me!
cirusMEDIA 5 months ago in playlist Videos from cyriak
wait what just happened?
videogamerguy666 5 months ago
Who is he?
MrQud5 5 months ago
Ok so I watch the video, laugh a bit, look down at the comments, get annoyed that all people are doing is arguing, then I look at all this crap people are saying,
accusing everyone of being racist... SINCE WHEN COULD WE NOT WATCH A VIDEO WITHOUT BEING CONSIDERED RACIST?
noobmen007 5 months ago
when he explodes everyone stops and starts to cheer.
Futnappa 5 months ago
im so baked/!!!!!!!!
sswillly 5 months ago
Yeah! Very nice show! :D
Labratoria 5 months ago
Absolutely brilliant!! I love it Cyriak for so many reasons....
GrooveRecordsUK 5 months ago
ur most normal video u made
reissecup 6 months ago
bravo do more but next time with my little brother
killergametactics 6 months ago
what a waste of time. guy is a legend
waddyrko82 6 months ago
long live jim davidson........
newmaneski 6 months ago
Nice affect, you should have done it on the punch line tho, much funnier
Userunvalid 6 months ago
jim fan but i loved that lol
MrStaffy01 6 months ago
This made me lol so hard, as well as the comments.
Everyone is getting angry at cyriak because he killed a comedian and called him a few names.
Watch out cyriak! you have got about a hundred angry twats coming to you!
Ignore the cunts cyriak and do what you do!
TYTHERDGOON 7 months ago
What the fucken fuck?????????
damiankerr 7 months ago
Man, I was about to make a shoop da whoop comment, but then saw there were like a million others. So I'm commenting on my dissapointment that there were other comments on what I was going to comment about. -_-
321crap 7 months ago
POINTLESS ARGUMENT IS POINTLESS
Mr26ty 7 months ago
@MildlyObnoxious-I'm randomly going to interject myself into your argument in order for world peace to prosper, in hopes of a more perfect union.
JasonMcDaniel213 7 months ago
No wonder the clip wasn't used. It's fucking shit. Even on a basic level, the increase in cheers after Jim's killed isn't matched by the audience, who are completely still.
JonathanBones 8 months ago
@JonathanBones lol Maybe the people in the backrow were cheering and the people in fort were to busy geting coverd in blood ! do you stop to think?
CalmDraven 7 months ago
@CalmDraven Alright then, it's just fucking shit because Jim's a legend.
JonathanBones 7 months ago
@JonathanBones Good arguement. Hey everyone, no more making funm of legends, no more Mike Jackson jokes, no more Elvis jokes, no more DeNiro, Farve, Regis Philbin, Simon Cowell, Monty Python. You know what let's just call it anyone with cvelebrity is off limits from now on.
JRY17 7 months ago
@JRY17 Well, it's just not funny is it? If any other one of those people had the same video done for them, I wouldn't laugh either. There's not any joke there.
JonathanBones 7 months ago
@JonathanBones when you're right you're right, it wasn't funny. I dont think it was created to be a comedic clip really though. It's so short and there's no build up or anyhting it's more like a clip made by an anti-fan. And i got you, as a fan of Jim you're not a fan of this, that's fine. i was just busting your balls about the "because he's a legend line"
JRY17 7 months ago
@JonathanBones Hahahahaha You have taken youtube comments to a new level
Jahled71 5 months ago
@Jahled71 ...in a good way?
JonathanBones 5 months ago
DO JUSTIN BIEBER
supergeek46 8 months ago 163
@supergeek46 THUMB UP X1000!
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PIFMan092 8 months ago 3
o-o About every single one of these comments are insulting other people...Wow. Can we stop using up commenting space and start being more mature?
I lol'd at this video :3
tickity456 8 months ago
@tickity456 Yeah but without arguements what is youtube. This bickering is lame though
Starlightron 5 months ago
wishfull thinking!
howtosurviveazombie 8 months ago
@TheGeekyTree wake up to the real world everyone is racist . fact of life . anyone who denies it is a liar.
MrConundrummer 8 months ago
I just read 24 pages of these fucking comments.
I now hate fucking everyone.
Congratu-fucking-lations, youtube. You've proven, once again, that each and every human being is, at their very heart, a hopeless fucking idiot, regardless of who they are or what they believe. Makes me wish I drank.
MildlyObnoxious 8 months ago 30
@MildlyObnoxious LET ME GUESS YOUR NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK
00twanga00 8 months ago
@00twanga00 Let me guess, you've got a broken keyboard?
Look, are you trying to make a point or something? Is my age somehow relevant to you, or did you just feel like chipping in for the sake of it?
MildlyObnoxious 8 months ago
@MildlyObnoxious You should change your name to very. If you dont want people to comment why post?
00twanga00 7 months ago
@00twanga00 What are you talking about? Aside from that silly joke, I seriously can't make out what point it is that you're trying to make. When did I say I don't want people to comment? And do you mean video comments (which isn't specifically what I was raging against), or people's comments ON my comment, like yours(which I only responded to as I did because it seemed irrelevant and, frankly, bizarre)? Either way, I don't NOT want them. I get the feeling we're misunderstanding each other here.
MildlyObnoxious 7 months ago
If jim told a joke about little green men would that be racist to aliens?
00twanga00 8 months ago
who ever uploaded this, you are a very sad person who must be a right laugh when you go out.
skollob71 8 months ago
He had it coming. :)
dirtydonki 8 months ago
Don't defend Jim Davidson. This is a guy who openly admits that he hates women. He's just a repressed homosexual who secretly craves cock.
Big Break was ok though....
GoreBastard 9 months ago
Funny how it's only white people who get accused of being racist. A farmer in Somerset catches a chap drinking water from a stream & shouts "ere you don@t wanna be drinking thatfrom there me ole mucker, its full of cow's shite & hosses piss. " "The bloke says i'm from Pakistan can you speak a bit slower"? " the farmer replies ok" , i said if you use both hands you won't spill any.
crazy61l 9 months ago
a real comic who ISN'T racist or fucking PC :)
rodthehypno 9 months ago
This can never get boring
wimilicous101 9 months ago
Ignore everything you know about Jim and watch the video again.
I'm enjoying him getting blown up just for that bloody smile he comes on with.
IdoMuffin 9 months ago
Charlie Williams was black and he shared the same stage as Bernard Manning. They were good friends. Bernard, Jim, Stan Boardman, etc. They told jokes about everyone and everything, not just black and Paki jokes. PC people are very angry and grumpy. They probably have premature wrinkles.
1Thompsonmusic 9 months ago
PC brigade video created by someone with nothing better to do.
1Thompsonmusic 9 months ago
and that is why JD is stilll around cyriak! and you are a nothing on you tube!
rouens 10 months ago
That's brilliant stuff! I thought it would have been a machine gun that would of done it but lazer will do fine. Thanks again for person who made this and uploaded it.
Professor6871 10 months ago
anyone else interested .. google scots and irish slavery to america. and find out what a bunch of cunts the english were.
MrConundrummer 10 months ago
Someone got a Tesla cannon from Fallout 3
spodus 10 months ago 2
executed
abSOULuteD 11 months ago
@abSOULuteD For crimes againist public taste and comedy.
Professor6871 10 months ago
If only! Well at least this truly unfunny pseudo comedian who wouldn't know a good joke if it sat and brok wind in his lard-ridden face! Unfortunately, the rest of the world will now get to know about the tragically unfunny phenomenon known as Jim Davidson.
Tchalla77 11 months ago
LOVE Jim Davidson!
piraterock87 11 months ago
crap clip. jim is a comedy genius.
cloudfactory2000 11 months ago
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only white comedians are racist .black comedians use the word nigger in every sentence . it's all bullshit.
MrConundrummer 11 months ago 34
@MrConundrummer yeah you don't fucking get it do you. I can call my mum a bitch but you call my mum a bitch and you're going too fucking far.
yeah, some black comedians are racist, but not because they call other black guys niggers.
Treblaine 11 months ago
@Treblaine yes i get it . blacks can do and say as they like ..simple prognosise ...i thank you . example 5 year old white kids hear black kids say nigger ..nothing gets done about it ..the white 5 year old picks this word up and uses .. gets banned from school and is classed as racist til the day he dies . just ban the fucking word for everyone.dipshit.
MrConundrummer 11 months ago
@MrConundrummer show me one 5-year old, just a single one who used the word nigger in a purely friendly manner who was expelled for JUST that.
There are none, only teenage bullies who call black kids nigger purely as an insult and a threat expelled for continuing abuse and threats.
Context.
If you can't tell the difference you are either monumentally stupid, a prejudiced delusional, or both.
Treblaine 11 months ago
@MrConundrummer This is an incredibly naive statement. That word goes back to the days of slavery so for a white person to use it is very offensive. By using it as a term of inderement black people have a way of belittling the shock value of a horrible racial slur.
cfcolly 10 months ago
@cfcolly oh please enuff of the poor black man crap .. white slavery was rampant to america 100 years before the first nigger stepped off the boat . why is white slavery hidden , in 1690 in barbados 90% of the slaves were white they died of tropical bugs so they had to use the black man because he was more immune to the heat .
MrConundrummer 10 months ago
@MrConundrummer What an argument. white people where slaves to and that makes it ok to say that word. I think your missing the point. I don't know if your inherently racist but your naievety is naivety making you come off that way. I think you need to take a step back and look at the bigger picture here.
Also I don't know if you heard Jim Davidson on five live the other day but he came across as a horrible spiteful excuse for a human being.
cfcolly 10 months ago
@MrConundrummer
You, like all racists, are racist because youre stupid. Now this in itself isnt surprising, what is surprising is just how stupid you fucking are. 'White slavery was rampant to america 100 years...' Read some books mate because that is pure bullshit.
Try and form some opinions that you havent heard from your amoeba like peersbecause being informed on a subject means that opinion is valued, your opinion is therefore equivilent to you as a person: useless shite.
teesel 10 months ago
@teesel learn some irish and scottish history . they were the first slaves to america, sent by the english and chained to ships exactly the same way blacks were ,and treated just as bad if not worse . now jog on muppet .just because no one knows about it , doesn't mean it did not happen .
MrConundrummer 10 months ago
@MrConundrummer
Wow you are even more astoundingly stupid than i thought. You probably believe in creationism...I think the slavery youre referring to is the selling of some Celtic people for labour. Now this is undeniably morally abhorent, but youre trying to use the slavery of other people to justify being a racist cunt, which is laughable.
p.s I noticed on your profile that you refer to yourself as a 'self taught healer of souls,' HAHAHAHAHA you truly are a charlatan and a cunt.
teesel 10 months ago 53
@teesel ask yourself why governments only teach black slavery , white slavery was not a few celts there were millions .. they were taken to america the exact same way as blacks . truth probably hurts cos you a nigger and you just want to play the victim . go get educated about historical fact .
MrConundrummer 10 months ago
@MrConundrummer You are the biggest idiot on this youtube page.
Gratz.
TYTHERDGOON 7 months ago
@teesel Very nicely put :D
cookiemonsterr54321 7 months ago
@teesel -__- WHAT IS UR PROBLEM?
NNCwatcher2 7 months ago
@teesel
He makes us Christians look like retards...
TheSonOfDumb 6 months ago
@teesel baaahhh who cares? hey did you know that slavery is bigger today then it was back then? its true! only these days it run by militant groups in africa, yes black people now run black slavery oh how deliciously ironic!
AduIfHitIar 4 months ago
@teesel Well just because most people who claim to be Christians are actually douchbags that want a free ride to heaven does not mean that all creationists spew bullshit lies. (Just most of them)
ItsAwwrright 4 months ago
@MrConundrummer when Blacks use the word nigger there not trying to be racist and I've heard white comedians use the word in their set as a device to talk about wider issues, it's all about how you use it.
pchiekrie 10 months ago
@MrConundrummer
'Nigga'. And you know it. Dick.
MothRoom 9 months ago
@MothRoom There may be some confusion for you but it's spelled nigger and you most defiantly are one.
DesmontTiney 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@DesmontTiney
No, I'm not.
You lose.
MothRoom 7 months ago
Nick Nick
He's not a racist, just an old school comic from the days before everyone chose to offended on behalf of everyone else by everything, Charlie Williams did more "racial" material than Davidson ever did
LondonStandUpVideos 11 months ago
He's a hasbeen, nothing more nothing less. Addios Amigo, YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
happymana 11 months ago
agzarp, couldnt agree more.
beingatliberty 11 months ago
Class :-)
booski 11 months ago
Finally... Somone blew up!
97blank 11 months ago
I fuckin shit meself then
bronsoninnit 11 months ago
People who think you shouldn't do jokes about blacks, Pakis and queers can fuck off.
1Thompsonmusic 1 year ago
Watch out Jimmy Davidson, you may not be dead in real life, but there is a complete insane total wacko with many supporters out there who does not approve of you. You are sooooo screwed.
Hyzoran 1 year ago
@Hyzoran
"Dead in real life"?
Now, there's a contradiction in terms if I ever heard one :)
beerbu 11 months ago
Brilliant!!! Always wanted to see that happen!!!
Feisty1967 1 year ago
cyriak "old-fashioned racist British comedian" and wife beater
H4rryF 1 year ago
ok now we know where shoop the woop is :D
MrHuesman22 1 year ago
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAHH
eggsandbacon4me 1 year ago
Be better if it was Peter Kay
1Thompsonmusic 1 year ago
A nigger fired the lazor
1Thompsonmusic 1 year ago
Very funny..and still is. If you do not like him then do not watch him. Not R.S.is it?
ppaulmorris 1 year ago
he went out in style!
benchoko2 1 year ago
out of interest was this intended for Time Trumpet?
benjula2008 1 year ago
lol
TheDeadlus 1 year ago
Chuck Norris Fired His LAZOR.
Tyl3rguy97 1 year ago
And the point of this video is?????
EssexBoy696969 1 year ago
This is so fucking god damn funny!.... if you're a liberal left spacker that is.
The animation is also fucking shit! Get a proper man's job, you mong.
CarlingGlass 1 year ago
@CarlingGlass
Lol butthurt.
DarkenIsGod 1 year ago 7
@CarlingGlass
Haha great comment
1Thompsonmusic 1 year ago
@CarlingGlass Jim Davidson is a cunt, everyone thinks that, even Hitler would think that.
Treblaine 11 months ago
@Treblaine he is still funnier than any black comedian and i hate jim davidson.
MrConundrummer 11 months ago
@MrConundrummer But Jim Davidson isn't funny, he doesn't even tell actual jokes, he just rambles on like a cunt.
The average taxi driver is funnier than this cunt.
Treblaine 11 months ago
MAKE ONE OF JUSTIN BEAVER... THUMBS UP IS CYRIAK SHOULD DO IT!!!
iminyourbasement 1 year ago
@iminyourbasement Shut the fuck up about JB! I can't stand having to read about people bitch about some kid on every video I watch. As far as I'm concerned, you idiots are just as annoying as the fans!
mouse264 1 year ago
@mouse264 well your arguments invalid because deviant art sucks, you'r never going to succed in life with those terrible drawings, your also very imature and supremly retarded. also bladerunner was a terrible movie, i gaged at how horrible it was. also you'r favorite band allong with those old boring tv shows suck the buttcheckes of large gorrillas. good day to you sir...
iminyourbasement 1 year ago
@iminyourbasement Whoa, whoa, you have some serious problems. I'm not going to argue with you, because doing so is immature and pointless.
Please work out some of your hatred with a therapist and go through 5th grade again to improve your spelling. You, too, can become a real member of society.
mouse264 1 year ago
@iminyourbasement Blade Runner is a fantastic film. As a person who has listed "any one with tom hanks" under their movie profile, I think you should refrain from commentating on the tastes of others. :)
Jarren202 1 year ago
I just watched watched all of cyriaks videos
THey're starting to make sense
mraof1 1 year ago
Lol oh what a shame. Oh well that's one more loser down on with the rest. Jim davidson is as funny as heart disease.
milkwhitedark 1 year ago
not the only time he's died on stage.
firekind1980 1 year ago
THIS MEANS SATAN DID IT LOL
AnterosOfTheNyboriag 1 year ago
666 LIKES OH SHIT lol
AnterosOfTheNyboriag 1 year ago
666 likers :O with the capital O
mionicle 1 year ago
666 likers :O
mionicle 1 year ago
wait so nobody cheered when he came on
cause that is hillarious
The11colek 1 year ago
Lol 666 likes.... sounds like this video is in cahoots with Satan.
Redhawk1961 1 year ago
All you crack smoking nigers need to learn respect for your white masters. Everything he says about monkey people is true.
LordRassy 1 year ago
I had a close look at this and could see that it's FAKE. The audience is stationary when he gets killed.
Peterz29Boy 1 year ago
@Peterz29Boy what??? really? no way!
>.<;;
AMVmakerAyu 1 year ago