How to Use Aspirin in Unusual Ways

[TheVilniusNews]

Pills here

[snurpabfftv]

Yay! Now my flowers won`t get heart attacks!

[OmgitsawesomeLexi]

It didn't say that we needed aspirin........

[TherealJohnCochran]

My favorite part was when they used aspirin in unusual ways.

[TheChickWithStufff]

i didnt know sweat stains were black

[66LoveDove]

Damn music is making me think I'm in Mexico.

[66LoveDove]

You can also use aspirin to trick people into thinking that you are doing cocaine, or you can use it to get rid of pimples, crash the aspirin up, then put a bit of it on the pimple, a bit of toothpaste... wake up and its almost invisible.

[dscimforjack]

and i though it was only for head aches and heart attacks

[DjDowney2k9]

Mosquito Bite? Be right back, might get some malaria while I'm at it.

[LeafIsreal]

the tab says how to use aspirin in Unus

[bootybountyhunter]

@gsboss if u honestly think 6 asprin will kill you, your fuckin retarded. That might i mean might kill a new born baby but i can take 15 asprin. And obiously im still alive.

[mj4ever1332]

wtf? what does he sweat? mud? :/

[gsboss]

gather triple the recommended amount of aspirins for an easy and efficient way to kill yourself

[EvanTimmins]

I know a unusual way to use aspirin. Take the aspirin, wrap it up in a paper towel, and shove it up your ass. That is very unusual!

[nikkiole22]

does tylenol work?

[Spartansrob08]

Stick an aspirin up your asshole and you will be able to shit big.fat turds

[bober9989]

you know why aspirin is white?

because it works

[ThatBlackSheepy]

OMG 0:43 wearing that watch now!!!!!!!!!

[10000000000000000014]

waait...don't i need aspirin?

[chockn]

was that a shitstain on a shirt? oh my god what a bunch of crap :D especialy the battery part.. a dead battery that uses old lead electrodes and sulfuric acid wont do shit with 2 tablets of aspirin :D

[coolgirl4849]

how watchs howcast for nothing?

[GPWfiles]

I know! crush it and sell it as cocaine for infinite moniez!

[cavargo0418]

1:08 it looks the frikin same!!!!!idoits!!

[cavargo0418]

people need to stop with the thumbs up if you ........blah blah blah,

thumbs up if you agree:))jkjk

[BlueSteel6960]

Next on Howcast: how to stop watching Howcast

step 1: You Don't

[LoneWolForever]

1:05 she looks exactly the same as before

[TheSupaTwinkie]

why do you need the salt and multivitamins?

[imYOUNG4ever]

i have that watch.....

[AlexaLuvs]

must...stop...watching...howca­st

[roger2189]

Wouldn't you need Aspirin?

[firetigerlion]

so i will need to get a dead car battery with fresh flowers behind the windshield and running from bees stinging me and et sweat stains from running, seems to fit together.

[Mooseshagger1]

@CommentKingOriginal sooo....aspirin prevents rape and torture? Thanks. Wow, the things you learn on YouTube.

[TacticalGamesReviews]

smoke a Aspirin!

How to:

crush the aspirin

put it in a frikin emptry cigarrete!

Smoke it!

Did you know that in every howcast video they make em look like retards and lwo budget ones and half of em are drawn by a kid

[TheInator1234]

@commentkingoriginal you can't post if you're dead those comments are fake asshole

[idiotAREstupid]

U forgot to suicide :(

[grnman86]

k here we go, Dead car battery *check*, fresh flowers *check*, mosquito bite and bee sting *check*, color treated hair *check*, sweat stains *check*, k i think im ready for my new job as a greasy road side flower seller with my dead car battery seat! thanks howcast!

[MrYoshidude100]

don't you need Aspirin

[kashnijha]

why am i watching this.

[Mooseshagger1]

@kashnijha no idea. I was wondering the same thing.

[susedianinso]

YOU WILL NEED A MOSQUITO BITE OR BEE STING

hmm

let me just go outside

[Francis1775]

Girl looks a little like Mercedes McNab

[adder450]

Seriously? Drying out your skin won't help you get rid of pimples and pores. All it will do is make the skin produce more fat to help the skin stay moist. Use a proper cleanser and a face scrub now and then, and apply a creme or something similar. Easy.

[mcdudester911]

that guy sweats per oil....what a man

[ThatOneChick0123]

Oh come on.. Now they're just fuckin with us...

[ATOMICZOMBIE13]

thats not a sweat stain thats a shit stain

[hotnezzgirl]

How did I get here?!?!?!

[Lacrez]

@hotnezzgirl THE END

[KirreeMikaela]

You will need: A dead car battery, mosquito bite or bee sting, colour treated hair, and sweat stains…so no aspirin needed then?

[bublez411]

0:57

not happening

[bubbles16177]

it didnt actualy say u need asperin in the u will need

[icup728]

lol in part 2.....

snort it. •_•

[PTDrulez]

i searched, "how to make a program like cheat engine" and got this? WDF?

[clubpenguinlemonhead]

can this remove poop stains?

[Igotbadjoints]

You can also drill holes in them and use them as shirt buttons...!

[tubeyoupac]

:D

[PureLuckNoSkill]

ok i just drained my car battery stole my girlfriends flowers sat on a hive of bees died my hair and ran 4 and a half miles great now i have a worse headache then when i started

[Unfoldedtaco]

Man I got everything you told me to get but when I went to the vid I needed asprin. Where is asprin in the things I need.( I am alergic to mosquito bites)

[Scarleta101]

Notice how when she lists the things you need, she doesn't say aspirin...

[blackcard23]

step 6: dissolve 6 tablets of aspirin in a glass of whiskey and drink it

[pawsandtales1]

0:34 in other words get the led out of your ass and walk to work lazy ass

[pawsandtales1]

a bee sting were the fuck do they get these fucked up ppl

[midnightflower11]

HAS ANYONE TRIED USING ASPRIN TO GET RID OF YELLOW ARMPIT STAINS? 

[TatiSsj2]

Oops they did

[TatiSsj2]

Aspirin has sallycilyc acid.dats great from treating acne :) downcast shud have included dat

[chainedblood2112]

crush them up and snort

[helipro555]

I WILL NEED A MOSQUITO BITE OR BEE STING!!!!!??????

how the fuck do i do that???

Next on Howcast: how to piss of a bee

[doglover20008]

@helipro555 No jusr go too northdakota best choice valley city :) Go too the lake there or walk around the the small town and you will get plenty of misquito bite's :D

[helipro555]

@doglover20008 thats good and all but see im an australian :)

[doglover20008]

@helipro555 Oh ok the best for that is walk around where you live :) And you should get plenty :)

[lifeisfunwithpeople]

@helipro555 kill a bee to get a bee. worked on me wen 1 was 7

[mamanettie]

@helipro555 I laughed pretty damn hard when I read your comment, keep up the funny bro

[KaylaLoveYaLucas]

@helipro555 dude they made how to piss off a bee vid im not even joking....

[lillskiten1337]

@helipro555 xD why can i not thumb this comment up a thousend times a day? :(

[survivealist]

@helipro555 you will need: A active bees nest, A baseball bat optional: boredom

[XxTIGERSCARxX]

@helipro555 no thank you im allergic to bees!

[molewizard]

@helipro555 That's the joke...

Seriously, how do 331 people not get this?

[PeopleWonderAboutMe]

1:04 .. looks in mirror at cup.. starts to dip her hair in.. changes mind and pours it.. wtf..

[TheObnoxiousBosses]

i will get 6 subs randomly...lol

[DarkFrostxX]

Another way *crush crush crush* *snifffff*

[060296rules]

hold let me just get a mosquito bite

[MakeMeComputerSmart]

at 1:04 she could have put her hair in the water instead of pouring it

[YoshiLover122]

Umm.... ew. She used the same cup for her hair that he used for his sweaty dirty shirt stain! Dx

[sUnnySideMuah]

yall are fun

[Athils]

Anyone else find this in the suggested videos for "How to Make Creme Brulee"?

It's kinda giving me whiplash.

[agdoll061]

@Athils i did thats wierd

[Serostern]

Two aspirins in a car battery will ruin your battery.

Aspirin in the flowerwater will kill your flowers.

[larspify]

@rabidsushi I GOT YOU TO 200! IS THERE A MYTH THAT I WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK?

[SuperChocopanda]

@rabidsushi You sir, have just made my day.

[Bccaundefined]

1:04 is quite awkward

[TheJorens]

for girls

You will need:

Aspirin

Glue

Step 1: glue aspirin to gether in a dildo shape.

Step 2: have fun !!!

[perezed1333]

Is it still good for u if u snif it

[OOZ662]

@perezed1333 Judging by your mastery of the English language; no.

[Lvduggo69]

Did u know that if u rub a assprin on your ass hole, it makes it hurt less after spending the night at your uncles house in the woods.

All I wanted was a pepsi and he wouldn't give it to me ! Just a pepsi ! Just a pepsi !

[superqeboo]

crush an aspirin and sniff

[MrAerosmithROCK]

@superqeboo thats called an abused drug.  '__'

[laceycoke]

@rabidsushi Weirdo..

[PflGlace]

I got a Effin ulcer for aspirin.

[april76301]

@rabidsushi lol

[freedomfighter13103]

i love how they dont mention aspirin in the what you will need part. xD

[Ryanhx64]

snort that shit bra! thats how u do it son

[Ryanhx64]

snort that shit bra



[TheOolilyooo]

thank you howcast

[anthonyio89]

thats a great idea lets go open a fucken car battery -___________-

[TheXANGELOFDEATHX]

The weirdest thing i have ever heard is where a woman complained that she got pregnant even though she used the pill. LOL She put it in her vagina XD

[Mugsi]

@rabidsushi HERO

[myuhdidas]

i need an aspirin after watching this video

[myuhdidas]

@rabidsushi omg that was so funny!!!

[620gx]

I count on Howcast on how to Live.

[sparkytrick]

Just crush up about twenty pils and snort them.

[pandagirl4561]

you will also need a bunch of other crap.

[horses48]

oh crap, I need a bee sting...be right back.

[AgentCROCODILE]

"Aspirin can lower the risk of heart attacks and strokes..."

(takes five whole packs and becomes immortal)

[Rhsgrad2011]

@AgentCROCODILE they made extra strength now it 4 and a half packs to be immortal

[Xbox360ProGammerX]

@AgentCROCODILE Hows the immortal thing going? :p

[kelbylovesspugs]

@rabidsushi im mormon >_< 

[Br0mane]

@kelbylovesspugs big deal

[Seby9617]

i need a bee sting?!..shit

[Bbfishman]

yeah pour the water right onto your hair that your pool ruined...dont dunk your hair into it or anything. man these people are dumb

[Whoaman555]

THAT DEAD CAR BATTERY SHIT WORKS DA FUCK IS WITH THAT DAAAAM

[WhiteythaEnjoiPaNDA]

u no whats good for ass pain, asspirin

[beautybabebuzz]

why is his sweat brown?

[hardXcoreminecraft]

@beautybabebuzz long story.

[HuntersFan]

and the sponsor of this video is Bayer.

[FedotenkoFan17]

Thumbs up for the hot chick

[Skibadeeba]

Why does that dude sweat black? That can't be healthy....

[starltrubymoon]

(i think he might want to look like a dumbass)

[Sugarlandjackson]

You can thumbs up my comment below unless you want me to look like a dumbass..

[Thedilbert43]

@Sugarlandjackson  dumbass

[Sugarlandjackson]

@Thedilbert43 LOL

[GaaZHD]

@Sugarlandjackson Nope, this will. ^^

[TheOddestThings]

@Sugarlandjackson hah! 111 you were wrong!

[makeitlegalthetruth]

@TheOddestThings you actully tried that?

[sheadatear]

@Sugarlandjackson NO. It will get ~200~ thumbs up for no reason.

[helipro555]

@sheadatear lol more like none :D

[sheadatear]

@helipro555 No, the comment got 220 thumbs up!

[helipro555]

@sheadatear *sigh* that not what i meant, i ment it should get none! comments lke them are gay!

and besides, its flagged as spam *YAY* so no gay comment in top comments!

[sheadatear]

@helipro555 I hope you realize that gay isn't an insult, bro. I'm a lesbian. . .xD; ANYWAY, yes they are stupid, but it's to be expected.

[helipro555]

@sheadatear uhh *awkward* idiot i wasnt calling you gay, i said comments like them are gay, you thought i meant you soo yeah awkward four you!

[sheadatear]

@helipro555 First of all, 'four' is a number, not a synonym for 'for', which is directing. Regardless, no, I did not mean you meant me. I meant that using gay as a euphemism (if it even is) for stupid is ridiculous and offensive to gays.

[qaby13love]

ohhhh i neeed to get a mosquito bite becus this video told me to

[watevarful]

yes i did know that



[Zed1967]

To commit suicide just eat 100 aspirin tablets.

[LilAly4326]

i thought sweat was clear?

[Dzntzification]

These ingredients all together sound like a potion to rise the dead.

[didyouseethatshit777]

didnt you girls know us guys sweat dirt. thats why men deorderant is different than girls. ours turns the dirt into liquid.

[THISSUCKS236]

@rabidsushi inglip?

[fallen757]

who took a shit on your armpit?

[hombrelubinero]

@rabidsushi yyeeahhh

[jcnaples]

i love rubbing asprin on my zits and then putting the pill in my mouth

[MRKnowitallaboutRFOM]

The video title... pffffffttttt....

[natemaster777]

sweat stains... right im on it.

[nambinhvu]

What's the multivitamin, salt, and baking soda for?

[DiamondsandGemstones]

If your perspiration turns colors, trust me; you need more than an aspirin... hahaha!!!! This video seemed more like a comedy than a how to. Put aspirins in a dead car battery? How about calling AAA. Or how about performing regular scheduled maintenance.

[skeetdoner]

Looks like a shit stain

[weweallthewayhome]

tip: don't open your car battery....sulfuric acid is not friendly

[CampoFox]

black sweat stains? what the hell are you eating?

[HitsuHinaFan854]

Michelle Phan's aspirin mask ^.^

[happyblackie]

this is pretty useful.

[Gymnophoria1]

LMFAO @ CTHULU COMMENT

[drjackbutler]

The skin and dandruff benefits they talk about are actually a quality salicylic acid not aspirin. Aspirin contains acetylsalicylic acid, which is converted to salicylic acid by the liver. So don't put asprin on your skin. You could convert it by using a NaOH solution and HCL. But just buy the skin cream with salicylic acid already in it. Also Aspirin has been proven in studies contain thousands of patients that it does reduce the risk of clotting induced ischemia diseases such as stroke

[RobShuffle]

thanks

[hyppykeppiorava]

"Aspirin can reduce the risk of heart attacks and strokes" very interesting claim here, unfortunately an educated cardiologist disagrees with this very strongly.

[ObitoUzumaki233]

I eat aspirin.

[Craxxet]

¨You will need a dead battery¨ Finally a REASON to use a car battery to roast 4 chickens at once!