Addiction to speed - Speed - BBC

[crotrabi1988]

these are some fucked up glasses at 0:25

[BadMotorFinger6969]

I bet James leaves him those all the time just to aggravate him

[dkc2lover]

someone forgot to take their pills today!

[deysemerollin]

i thought this was about drugs :o

[Hanzeeeee]

those are some special glasses

[emilyoshiro]

yeS WE KNqw jerEMY!!!

[chrisgarnettFAN2]

this is even more funny when your a bit over the drunk line

[s0nnyburnett]

I don't have time for this, I have TV to watch.

[aymthebest]

Really epic "Shut up" there.

[STFCIJ2009]

GET ON WITH IT

OH HURRY UP

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS

SHUT UP!!!!!!

LOL

[ThePrototype27602]

'SSSHHUUUUUUTTT UP'

[adrian719]

Agh FUCK these stupid VW ads! 

[Monicaplay123]

God I love this man.

[Jens1503]

The way he steps into the room and shouts "Ninety Seconds?" at 0:38 is for me the funniest part of this video :p

[mizzmonie100]

Aww, I thought this was going to be about the drug Speed

[mohit1224]

if u wana real enjoy this turn up of volume to the max its much more funnier

[brb1994]

Those damn elevators.

[LfcGoddardENGCJG]

thats me and im worse if someone has just woken me up.

[vrc94]

my mum is like that, like jeremy, she hates slow people.

[dino9232]

hahahha



[omegzero45]

best SHUUUUUUT UUUUUUP ive ever heard xD

[maxydude98]

I didnt know professors were so stressed they make their glasses so fucking weirdly

[mrpw18]

True and funny xP

[XlightninX]

SHUUUUT UUUUUP!

[MrKoenBakker]

and his point is????????:P

[GP3PocketSnare]

I love the end....I never knew Jeremy can scream like that!!

[vladr46]

DAMN,I LOVE THIS GUY !

[MrKoenBakker]

and your point is???

[flouresants]

0_0 88... That's GENIUS!!

[ZAZA8118]

if you know Spanish... insulted me and my family, we not overweight, they not are lazy, we are people with professional studies and sportsmen. ...STUPID... I HATE YOU... MILLONS OF PEOPLE HATE YOU...

[drbl52]

@ZAZA8118 first if you are people with professional studies i am sure that you're able of creating a sentence that actually makes sense.. and second, get over it, why the hell you are taking a damm joke so personally? for god sake, grow a dick and some sense of humor mexico! Top Gear is always making fun of everyone, but mexicans took it so seriously, i wonder why... maybe the ones that spend now their days bitching in youtube are the ones that got "affected" by the joke, if you know what i mean

[ZAZA8118]

@drbl52 Hay una marcada diferencia entre una broma y un insulto, en mexico no burlamos hasta de la muerte, pero en las palabras de esos bastardos se siente el odio la discriminacion, la xenofobia.

[drbl52]

@ZAZA8118 look, i am portuguese but i cant understand everyting that you just said, but i wil try to make miself clear.. you said that you could feel the discrimination in their words, but i dont agree even a little bit.. they are just making fun of the mexican steriotype, they do that all the time with the americans, for example.. Im just saying that you have no reasons to be pissed like that... its just humor for god sake....

[melboi100]

88 8 stands for the 8th letter in the alphabet : H so 88 means HH = heil hitler

[Siege900]

Do they make microwaves that go in seconds?

[RWL2011]

@Siege900 of course! Is your microwave like iceman10171985s? With an old-fashioned dial that goes "ping"?

[Penguinfilms123]

XDD At the end, "SHUT UUUP!!!!!!"

[Iceman10171985]

that's how i am i h8 it when people take too long to get to the point and microwavable food only i have to turn a dial lol

[prototype615h]

man, i think i got a mild jeremy clarkson syndrome in me

[betatalk357]

@prototype615h I have full blown jeremy clarkson syndrome in me. i h8 slow drivers, bad drivers, cars with little or no POWERRRRR in them, microwavable meals that take too long, and people who keep babbling on, never getting to the point.

[WaerzMedia09]

Jeremy left his Microwave food 2 seconds uncooked.

[buddingvideos]

lol just like me :D:D:D

[nascar151999]

rage quit

[seantobin5]

Ninety seconds?!

[STFCIJ2009]

SHUT UP

[Executus300]

I do that with the microwave too. If something needs 2 minutes i just hit 2:22.

[alienlivingform]

@Executus300 haha

[MrJustice01]

When I put food in the microwave, I don't put the time. I put "Start" and instantly start cooking for 30seconds, then I press "start" again and again till the right time. It takes more time pressing buttons but less time cooking because it start immediately. 

[Mrblahblah200]

there is a button

[TheGeek1028]

"SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!­"

[WhenxChristxReturnsx]

Lol phone rage :p

[darksmidger]

i thought he was going to use a hammer on that phone

[wittynoah]

I just made an account to comment on this Video; I really really was laughing out loud... I just love TOP GEAR

[Powertampa]

they didnt need this strange piece of flesh to explain the sience side of what jeremy is displaying...

[housethatshit]

"2012 rusian dude" everybody! "jeremy's voice" SHUT UPPPPPPP, "2012 rusian dude" Bently Start... Vrooooommm

[nosecomosellama]

0:20 hahaha

[andysim232]

i didnt have time to watch this video. Lol kidding of course.

[LordNelson87]

impatience is a symptom of nicotine withdrawal?

[jackoxpass]

& not in, leave a message would have done it. even that's too long as obviously you are not in or don't want to pick up the phone or you would have done so, thus "leave message" would suffice

[TheGlassbooks]

ha ha! That was really funny

[NakashuriNinja]

83 people didn't have patience to finish watching so they pressed Dislike

[StapledNote]

@NakashuriNinja How could they waste precious time pressing the dislike button!!?? I would have just left the page with haste!

[mushroomcloudy]

A lot of times when they don't close very quickly, you just have to push the button for the floor you want twice and that usually does the trick.

[MirZZi]

HAHAHAHA

[St8Solja]

ADD

[steven8604]

lol



[snakeshead]

"GET ON WITH ITTT! , OH HURRY UPPP! , I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIIIIIS!"

hilraious!! :D

[crazysoccerman14]

:D 10char

[InsaneBreakdown]

GET ON WITH IT

[madjam002]

I prefer Jeremy Clarksons new "COME ON!!!!"

[raino1000]

SHUT UP!!!!

[fallingup90]

jeremy is a walking midlife crisis

[TBone5699]

This was stupid.

[Muppio]

I'm with Jeremy.

Why can't people just get to the bloody point damnit!

[KIKYnor]

@Muppio So true, he nailed it there:)

[Ubojica6661]

@Muppio Yes!

[TheChrisC29]

that glasses guys talking crap

[Shadowmario64fan]

81 people are friends with James May.

[edisonong]

HA HA... shut up!!!

[steev5x5]

it's going to take far too long for me to comment on this video.....i....just..don't..ha­ve...time

[CrimsonRaven47]

I'm totally like this

[chevylover9340]

GET ON WITH IT!!!!

SHUT UP!!!!

[kevynspeed]

Addicted to speed?

GET NEED FOR SPEED NOW

[phatpandaz]

anyone noticed that guy some some krazy glasses o.o

[masicklazik]

this is so true! i only thought of speed as cars... lol

[allfantasticimages]

I was expecting him to hit it with a hammer at the end.

[scoot24925]

JAMES MAY is way better than Jeremy "shitface" clarkson...

[angelo5137]

hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



[matawin2]

HOOOWWWRWWYYY HUUUPP!!!!!!!!!!

[brendan171]

pause at 0:20 LOL

[merkandiser]

@brendan171 :)))))) LOL he looks like a devil LOL

[negrozn2]

That waaaaas sloooooww

[HighVoltage002]

i hate it when ppl say stuff like "X number of ppl are" when they hit the dislike. cuz the number always changes

[Shadowmario64fan]

76 People press the 9 and the 0 instead of 88

[Keberiokstys]

Im slow to like james but i like speed very much :))))

[DomelBf2PL]

Holy shit... im all like that...

[BaxterTM]

If anyone didnt know, Clarkson did a TV series called Speed.

[lsh3rd]

I don't have time for this either, but it is brilliantly funny!

[MrYoshifan81]

jeremy is so funny oh SSSSSUUUUIIITTTT UUUUPPPP

THAT IS SO FUNNY

I COULD CRY

[shajou]

THE TRUTH!! everything around is speed related!

[acerdavidii]

This is SO true! lol!

[OviJade]

I hate slow people walking in front on me and I can't overtake them. Ohhh. I like speed!

[MrJustice01]

Ha ha, I'm exactly like Jeremy.

[95sprtcpedrvr]

I guess this means I'm addicted to speed. Please pass the syringe.

[Duanoes]

hhahahahahah! SHUUUTTT UUUPPPP!!!

[HeRmItDaShE]

"SHUUUTTT UPPPPP!!! D:"

HAHAHA

[opersona]

this is crazy hilarious hahahahahahaahah



[MrYoshifan81]

145 SHUT UP

THAT IS SO FUNNY

[maciekomis]

90 SECONDS!?

i was hoping he would eat that after just 10 :)))))

[SpartanDara117]

that guy has fucked up glasses

[Yashi7]

@SpartanDara117 didn't have time to make them round.

[freddy692000]

@SpartanDara117 hahahah indeed

[soufang]

@SpartanDara117 he's just fucked up

[frilink]

@SpartanDara117

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@SpartanDara117

he looks like seb. bourdais

[Tappivanukas69]

@SpartanDara117

[Sasori327]

@SpartanDara117 looks lke they melted

[SpartanDara117]

@Sasori327 lol true dat XD

[DjPistabor]

oh c'mon LOL



[Skunybear]

SHUT UP!!!!!!

[salemcripple]

you know, on most newer elevators that have the "open/shut doors" button, that button is only a dummy button. It doesn't do anything at all, it's only there to give overly nervous people a feeling of having more control over the machine. I saw this on an episode of "how do they do it" i think, where they went to the OTIS factory.

[garciabyron218]

@salemcripple yea, i believe its the same with street light and the crossing button

[rizzio247]

This is SO me. I even mock my wife and her long voicemail and answering machine ramblings!

[Shuxa02]

stupid ad

[sevenlances]

Sounds like me LOL!

[100littlecurses]

I swear, Clarkson is secretly from LA...

[MrLowAltitude]

Stop at 0:20, epic face expression =)

[eldnaceeknay]

hahaha then Mr slow must really get on his nerves xDD

[myhomeboytj]

@eldnaceeknay that would be Captain slow :P

[treemanluffy]

vista is so slow by the its dome updating i ll be old

[Gilbertoballesteros]

thisvid is to long!

[Rlh37Videos01]

90 seconds is toooo long, just press the 1 thats the easiest

[aizac91]

human's are addicted to speed. why? i blame the internet :)

[Rlh37Videos01]

@aizac91 Jeremy is always going 30+ mph when then it was 88spm.

[DJVADO17]

@aizac91 blame intel and tuning companies for our addiction to speed....

[immigranter]

I don't have time to leave even a single comment under this video... wait...

[RandomMac5]

65 people like captian slow

[sethmoyer]

I press 88 instead of 90 seconds on the microwave too...

[911Vijsma]

hahahahaha shut upppp

[jaymaccab]

I find the people that moan/whine the most, are the people whom are most likely to be the most affected by something like this. 9 times out of 10, they probably have nothing better to do other than worry about how much less time they now have to themselves.

[wifiman1]

Slow down

[L1LJO3Y1313]

hallarious, but those guys glases are ugly as shit

[wojovox]

fucking nice glasses. More people should wear that style.

[supermarioex]

OMG AT HIS GLASSES!!!!

[PlunderPiano]

Okay, speed addict or not. Slow talking people who just can't get straight to the point ARE annoying. That doesn't have anything to do with time. =s

[wordreet]

Think I'll just pause this and have another cup of tea. Maybe feed the cat, again, then watch the rest.

[SozzledTerror]

No time to post owt............

[SavageSkittles]

SHUT UP!!!!!!! Ha hahaha

[FrozenBlaze]

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A VIDEO THIS LONG!!!

*skips the whole video*

WHY COULDN'T THIS VIDEO JUST HAVE THE LAST 1 SECOND OF IT? JUST SKIP TO THE END TO GET TO THE POINT OF IT!!

*goes out and drives a Veyron* THIS IS TOO SLOW!!

[acapz619]

nice glasses prof..!

[metalman2242]

I disliked this video because its 1:51 too long.jk this video was great.

[BassOnABudget]

lmao. that ending was awesome :P

[HazeGreyAndUnderway]

haha :40 "90 SECONDS?!?!"

[Zulwali]

HAHAHAHA..CMON!!!! I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS......SHUT UP!!!!!!! LOLOLOLMAO

[reck101101]

I ll get a hammer

[infamousob]

LMAO!

[epicalice]

the last one with the phone is fucking true man! "OH GET ON WITH IT!!!" HAHAHA.

[kedluben]

SHUT UUUUUP!!!

[Berkbelt]

Anyone know what this is from? It doesn't look that old.

[Fazerella]

@Berkbelt

I'm guessing from a documentary called... "Speed". Maybe.

[Dondarkcatcher]

the expression when he says "oh hurry up" is priceless. how come i never seen this before..

[huma789]

Screw putting it in the microwave, set it on fire for 10 seconds.

[st170ish]

No wonder captain slow gets to him!

[Brighteyes1ful]

this is not about speed it is about impatience a quality that is rare nowadays and jeremy clarkson proves the point impeccably, good vid though.

[DavidBirch1987]

Classic clarkson come on! 90 seconds that takes too long put in 88!

[L2LiSlide]

HAHA my dad does that on the microwave with the buttons

[Fahnestock1]

61 people like things like James May (Slow)

[TasricT]

@Fahnestock1 you killed the joke by saying (slow)

[kokalo3333]

@Fahnestock1 No it/s 79 people. you douchebag

[Jiminibobster]

@kokalo3333 He posted that 6 days ago you dumbass :')

[asimplewasteman]

@kokalo3333 no its 80 you piece of shit ;)

[Fahnestock1]

@kokalo3333 at least my channel doesnt have masculine women doing soft core porn on youtube

[Mrpartyallnight101]

"SHUT UPPP!!" lol