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  • o_o

    

  • "Its the jesus christ action figure, with chakura walk on water action" That's how Jesus walked on water, he used Chakura

  • the jew says look out Jesus its a trap and the evil roman says ? very PC

  • “Individuality is easily stolen as much as childhood is. What do we fill the minds of children with at the expense of wanting what we as society want for them; verses what they as individuals want for themselves? This goes to the heart of religious beliefs as well as sexuality. We cannot and must not inflict a totalitarian dictatorship around children; evicting their right to the U.S. Constitution simply because we don’t think they understand.” –Jason Gagnon

  • this is the best vid on Youtube. ha ha ha ha

  • I think its wierd that they are USING KIDS

  • The Arc of Covenant moment was so funny that last night when I went to bed I couldn't sleep for like 40 minutes because I was laughing thinking of it XP

  • Christ'sNotAnAction&Neither'sF­igure,Action=AskAllahALLAH"Act­"llDo--'nChrist!

  • うはwwww

    キリスト刺してるしw

  • "I'm Jaysus, King of the Jews!"

  • "go ahead, throw the first stone!"

  • wow, LOL we are all going to hell for laughing at this.

  • Why does it always hav 2 be the black guy dying?

  • @Ultima64 Because he didn't look away when he opened the ark, so he paid the price like the nazi's did in Raiders of the lost Ark.

  • oo la wea kuatika

  • watch out jesus!!!!! it's a trap!

  • Jajajajaja que carisma XD

  • AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­!!! XD

  • jajaja, Excelente

  • :rofl:

  • Give me 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • que hijo de mil putas, RESPETEN!!!! como van a hacer esto?

  • @danielgustavo7 con camaras (duh)

  • 0:36 Chuck Norris fart

  • 0:33

  • What the fuck did i just watched ?

  • I noticed they portrayed the roman proclaiming jesus was not the king of the jews and they portrayed the jew warning jesus it was a trap .. Ummm PC

  • 見てて痛くなってくる

  • "Go ahead, throw the first stone!" hahahahahahahaha

  • haaaaaaaaaa!

  • see thats the thing , i would actually buy it if it was sold in argos or tesco's

  • That is so fucked up...ain't it awesome? :D

  • THE SPEAR OF DESTINY!!! Thats a sword....

  • I had that Jesus, except he came with a quad bike and was from the Ultra Corps, and he wasn't called Jesus

  • go ahead, throw ya stone :D

  • the arc of the covenant part made me lawl

  • Lol a white jesus

  • yup just have little kids kill jesus great idea

  • I,m torn, would this make a good Christmas present or though its not normal to give gifts should I wait until Easter as the impaling cross thing is more relevant and we can stick him down a rabbit hole with a rock over it and see if he comes out? So many ways to worship so little time.

  • Buahaahah xD o fck . . .xDDDD rotfl xD i can't stop laughing xD

  • so wrong in many ways

  • jesus christ is heeeeere dis so wrong but i cant help but find dis funny lmao hpefully im 4given 4 my sins jeeesuuuuus chriiiiist

  • what a disrespectful, distasteful, blasphemous creation that is obviously targeting children to disrespect what Jesus Christ did as a act of love. God is not to be played with. I will leave this statement for you to think about who think this is cute and for the creator of this toy: how would you feel if your father was killed in such a gruesome way and he died to save his family, and years later someone makes a toy with your father not to commemorate him but to make fun of him! Is it funny now

  • @Joysingod STFU you thin skinned retard. Its a spoof and not to be taken seriously. It's a toy based on mythology from the middle east, not a big fucking deal.

  • @Joysingod Your life may be full of God, but it's completely devoid of humor.

    And I like to laugh, so lighten up!

  • @Joysingod Its amazing how many stupid things you said. First If you dont like it dont watch it. Second Why you defend this imaginary person, he is a god, he could kill us all, and your pseudo god as god ( a powerful person) how he would be offended by mortals jokes. And dont came to me saiying he save us all, well, that comes in the bible, a book that was wrote by Tomas Aquino and other religious men, so it is far of being wrote by a inmortal dude, so again your loving jesus is fake.

  • @Joysingod Go and repent all you want. No need to push your false slavery agenda here. South Park makes fun of everything and the show is immensely popular, so it's pretty obvious everybody knows what you christards think, but no-one cares. Your loving god kills everybody in the bible. God killed Onan because "he threw his seed on the ground" lol. And the bible is just a warped collection of stories from different pagan religions anyways, meant to subliminally enslave and ultimately destroy you.

  • @Roskismummo just so you know i am not a cristan or how ever you spell it i just think that you shoudn't have a toy like that ok

  • @funnybone615 Jesus action figure, as a non-existent entity is just the same as having a Darth Vader action figure.

  • @Roskismummo

    You er kinda missed the point I think. I'm not into arguing on here (i get drawn in too much)

    You're totally welcome to think what you like. That option is given. But Christianity isn't slavery, I know it to be true, but even looking at it as though it weren't - the understanding of the Gospel in it's sheer basic principles is that Through the holy Spirit dwelling in your heart (due to the Sacrifice of Jesus) We are no longer slave to our desires, we can do what is Good not self.

  • @TheSuttonator So nobody had any self control before jesus?

  • It is amazing and so sad how many of you hate God. If you only knew what is coming then perhaps you will turn to Him and trust Him with your lives and not fight against Him but fight for Him. He is not willing that any of you should perish but that all of you come repentance. God Bless you.

  • I'd buy one if it can turn water into alcohol.

  • @howiescream well in the bible he turned one right? ill buy that too :)

  • Why is the spear of destiny a sword?

  • @The40thThief Read the fine print: "Package contents may vary based upon availability and pricing."

    Dipshit! ;-P

    Honestly. This video made my day! I particularly like that mean & smug look the little blond kid gives the camera after stabbing Jesus with it. It captures christian family values so perfectly.

  • @The40thThief woow

    dude

    like

    bad vibes

  • does it include in robot chicken? i never see it before

  • @MVPowerGTXBegins to a point. there are types of speech that are not free to be tossed around in a defamatory manner, such as libel (written attacks on one's character, such as one being a child molester), seditious speech (treasonous speech to overthrow the government), and a few others, basically don't say "i have a bomb" at an airport, don't call a cop a socialist pig to his face, and don't spit upon the feet of the nation's "leaders". Use common sense and you're free to do as you please ;)

  • Will there be a Mohammed action figure too?

  • YOUR NOT THE KING OF THE JEWS!

  • ITS A TRAP JESUS!!! ADMIRAL ACTIONFIGURE

  • @MVPowerGTXBegins It's a nice thought, but no, there really isn't.

  • ROFL *Cross Not Include

  • Lol christianity sux

  • whoever made this video shame on you your a jerk

  • @shannypop11 Oh lighten up. It's called freedom of speech. They are free to make a video about a man who may or may not have existed 2000 years ago, and you are free to call them jerks. And now I am free to tell you to stop being so sensitive. That's the circle of life we call "liberty". We are all a bunch of idiots believing bullshit and running around telling eachother what not to say or how to act. Learn to live with it, Bible Billy. Love thy neighbour, yeah?

  • This is one of the best on Youtube

  • *so are (oops, pardon my grammar).

  • Disturbing....yet then again, so is many parts of the bible.

  • arent you ashamed?

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • collect all 3 figures cross not included -.- is this a satire ? cause i just laugh to much

  • this is great :D

  • I in shock from you америка!!!!! as possible to be hitted upon to such, you are not people!!!!!! repent!!!!!! I such blasphemy did not yet see, for me words are not present....... only Americans could so согрешыть, I б tore a ету advertisement to pieces!!!!!!!! pitifully што I жыву on украине!!!!!!!!

  • "I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER."

  • @asdfijl  LMAOOOO!

  • You're all like prostitutes at a pie bake-off. Read this then make your comments, Daniel Eight Twenty-one.

    Are the horns and the tail not included as well?

    What webs we weave when we double-cross God.

    Repent or else..........................­...

  • IT'S A TRAP!

  • OMG IS THIS REAL?! Now I have a since of humor... but wtf? i don't know if this is a parody or is this shit real?

  • This is SACRILEGE! All laughing will be punished by eternal damnation... heathens unite because the 2nd coming is upon us. The Christians will have the last laugh in this war on the devil. Forever in faith.

    Pastor Peter

  • @ThePastorPeter lololololol

  • @ThePastorPeter

    pastor peter, gtfo

  • I'm getting this for my daughter's Christmas present. Yep, I'm put the christ back in x-mas.

  • if ur christian u find it really inappropriate and and insulting because they're making fun of JESUS because the kid is pretending to be jesus and said "i am Jesus Christ" and then the other kid pretend to be the soldier and started to stabbed Jesus

    VERY STUPID

  • @daoquynh29 The only thing i find extremely inappropriate is your grammar.

  • @HeroDanny yeah yeah im only a kindergarten so why r u even paying attention to it mine on ur own businesses

  • What the heck is this. I don't understand christian people. They carry no reverence for Jesus. They make blasphemous advertisement about jesus by making his toys. I am not a follower of jesus, though i have a great deal of reverence for him because he was the messenger of God. Please stop this non sense atleast pay respect to what you worship.

  • now make a Muhammed action figure!!!

    or maybe not, if u value ur life... then better go with buddha lol

  • why would some one really want to play witha jesus action figure? and be a solider and like stab him?? i mean seriosly

  • @saddlebred8 exactly that was the thing i was wondering and i was astounded to view this advertisement. Have some respect. you said truest thing.

  • Wtf..

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  • i like this very toy)

  • "Go ahead throw the first stone".

    You threw it making this video.

  • fail

  • That is so disrespectful! i dont even know where to start. You really should be ashamed of yourselves. dont you have anything else to do in ur life than make fun of other peoples beliefs! Get a life! and for teaching the kids to do some SHIT like that is just disgusting. have a heart for Gods sakes..learn how to respect ppl if you respect YOUR FUCKIN SELF.

  • Haha, Oh why should s/he be ashamed? Whats God going to do? Strike him/her down with lightning? Send him/her to hell? or do some other magic trick to punish whoever made this video?

    Ooh per-lease Religion Fails.

    Wake up and start living in the real world and stop living a fantasy life beleiving some "God" is going to be waiting for you when you kick the bucket.

  • haha wow, get over yourself.

  • fail

  • That doesn't look anything like me!

    Eat & Drink Me,

    -Jesus

  • LOL @ "cross not included"

  • OMG thats sooo amazing

  • WOWW!

    XD!!

  • Thanks hon...that was freakin priceless!

  • Fonna that is sick, really!

  • I didn't make the video!

    sandrina88 did!!

    LOL

  • HEH

  • IT'S A TRAP !

  • Why does the black die?

  • cos he opens the ark of the covenant

    wathc the first indiana jones for details ^

  • It always seemed to me like the Bible introduced characters out of nowhere without proper development (for example, Metatron or other Angels and such!)... Just to sell toys!

    Bad Writing! I knew it!

  • great!

  • hahahahahahaha

    xDDDDDDDDDD

    fuckin' awesome!

    5/5

  • XD Cross not included XD

  • aaaah Jebus Christ Exists... in an action figure at least...

  • jebus? Like Homer S XD or what?

  • Help me Jebus !!! - The Simpsons

  • xD OK OK

  • LOL

  • jajaj

    i'm gonna live for ever!

  • LOL That is brilliant ! ! ! ;)

  • Hahahahahaahahahahahah 5/5

  • lol look how stupid that jesus toy look like LOL LMAO

  • this HAS to be fake...

    Is it fake?

  • looooooooooool

  • omg lmao, i want 400 sets to give to kids and take home to their parents. i want a set for christmas.

  • LooooooooooooooooL!!

  • This is so offending and then your like "I HATE YOU ALL" whata dumb ass go home or something!!

  • lmao, this video if fucking awsome.

  • yea, this is kind of offending, even to me

  • LMAO!!!!!!!

  • one philosopher compared believing to not believing, he says: if you believe in god and he exists you win and go to heaven, if you believe in god and he doesn't exist, you will win because you will live a well morale life.

    if you don't believe and he exists you lose and are screwed. if you don't believe and he doesn't exist then nothing happens.

    which one has more wins?

  • that's a very logical look at things. I heard of that philosopher

  • Wie krank sind doch die Amerikaner...wie krank..also wirklich...

  • entschuuuuuldige bitte! Das ist doch bloss als Witz gedacht! Es gibt keine Spielzeuge wie das da in wirklichkeit

  • fukin hoe!!!

  • 666 stars.. thats hilarious!!

  • LMFAO............very funny

  • This is sooo funny!!!

  • WATCH OUT JESUS! IT'S A TRAP!

  • arc of cov, lol

  • hey we dont care if were cruel were laughing at u lol

  • haha will be funny to hear:

    kid: look mom is judgementday... why my jesus action figure dont work? -

    mom: well son thats becouse we worship satan, so we will burn in hell-

    kid: can i bring my toys?

    mom: sure, I think the whole block is going straight down there

    kid: even the priest?

    mom: thats for sure son, thats for sure

  • .....nto even funy

  • they actually sell them

    i have the moses one

  • lol yeah they sell them at my dollar store

  • so some of you might not believe in jesus, but i do and it makes the people who DO believe in him feel uncomfortable and upset. making fun of something people truly believe in and love should make you feel like a cruel person.

  • in this case why are you watching this?

  • Hey, you have the freedom not to watch this.

  • I know I do, and I respect you because you believe in what you can, but everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and I was just respecting and standing up for what I believed in.

  • Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man...living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day.

  • And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money. - George Carlin

  • Like I said, you can believe in what you want, and I'll believe in what I want. I'll respect you, even though we don't have the same thoughts. But I WILL keep standing up for my religion, even if some people think it's dumb. But it's MY religion, and I'LL support but I just want bug any of you guys here (on this video) anymore.

  • No problem. Maybe someday you will just stop for a moment and realize just how stupid it all was and not worth anymore of your time. Maybe someday you will learn to think critically and independently. Maybe...

  • JESUS AND U SUCK! HE DOESNT EVEN EXIST!

  • FUCK U

  • THEN DONT WATCH AND GO MASTURBATE

  • LOL I loved the singing part xD

  • ROFL

  • He packs a Pontious Pilate Punch! And the Jerusalem Jab! A whopping Ezekial Elbow smash! The patented Jewish JuJitsu Jumpkick, and the Mary Magdeline DeathMaul! Nazarene Nunchucks and Bethlehem Beltslap sold seperately.

  • Lol ................. this is not fun!

  • i think this is trying to lead people away from god

  • kinda mean

  • WTF!!! LOL

  • LMAO!!!! XD

  • Walk on Water Action LMFAO!

  • 5 stars