Short Shorts and The Perfect Storm

[Xcampling2k]

who likes to hear loud bangs in there noise?

[freklez123456]

another symptom of broken legs is when they break

[juanll555]

ok your not scared of pepper sprey but your scared of a little storm -___________-

[roarface1993]

short

[MrBaconbrothers]

balls show at 4:08

[fifo816]

@MrBaconbrothers WHAT WAS SEEN CAN NEVER BE UNSEEN

[Shiny062]

I hate loud bangs in my noise too Dax. So inconvenient...

[ZeroFusion101]

creepy..........

[BabakoSen]

So short shorts make girls promiscuous and guys strong? First of all, double-standards much? Second of all, nobody actually looks good in shorts that short except runners who have the fashion sense not to pair hot pants with the top half of a suit and tie. Third, if your legs were actually broken, you wouldn't be standing on them without a good hard cast. Go to your corner and cool your head.

[Shiny062]

@BabakoSen Trying to talk sense into a guy acting like a retard. Can you not see how that makes you retarded?

[BabakoSen]

@Shiny062 It's worked before, but according to your advice I guess I'm wasting my time with this reply, too.

[masochistcmoose]

this kid is either a comedic genius or a batshit crazy head smancho

[willprentice]

Is the storm outside or in his head?

[sandell321]

So John Lennon stole the quote off you? Wow, I had no idea.

[mormonsurvivor]

i vote NO for short shorts!!!

[chilliecheesecake]

at least he's not wearing skinny jeans.

[cotymcnabb]

and you are so scared of people and everything else in the world u carry pepper spray because u are a pussy and a lyer

[cotymcnabb]

u are so gay yo never broke your legs you are a lying faggot who wears short shorts its not even funny anymore no your legs were not broken you couldnt of walked on them u stupid idiot and you know you shit your pants when he saw you and if your legs were broken u lying pussy u couldnt stand up its physically impossible u dumb queer and straight guys love short shorts on girls its not tough and strong its gay

[liddleE1]

short shorts on guys are gay...And ur legs were never broken... Sorry to tell you the truth

[epiclulz66]

lol "time is what happens to you when your making other plans" John Lennon would be proud

[Mynameizjessi]

Oh Dax You are so sexy with those short shorts!!!

[MEZhas9LIVES]

Short, just like your dick.



[AbbyBoyzProductions]

faaaaaaaaaaag. 

[sununa]

short

[roarface1993]

SHOOOOOORT!

[freeman2010me]

"you take that home and burn it... Kerosene, gasoline, it don't matter... Even burn the pink socks... When you get done you should be butt a** naked!" - Kevin Garnett

[CallMeLyall]

dude, short shorts are not tough...

[TylerTheCarny]

Keep pressing 1 for Dax's jizz face

[fifo816]

imagine punching him in the balls then press one

[Iamlikemike]

Long I don't care if it's over

[lafrenkay]

Hell to the yeah...making those short shorts look mighty fine...oww oww!

[hotterthanyou827]

NOT EVEN THE HEAD SMONCHO

[JDoggy87]

long



[ilovebarrett61]

short

[shayzboyz55]

Dude u r so fuckin stupid u wouldnt be able to stand if ur legs were broken and dude it's a storm no need to scream about it you pussy

[peekoispet]

3:24

fgjbhjigndjr!

[BSChargeX]

Omg i cant believe that you can stand up with broken legs? your so strong dax flame

[Wklaver1]

@H0rr0rSc0pe Dax likes short shorts!

[mpierce8863]

long

[mpierce8863]

i love hearing loud bangs and noise...i play drums

[cheffguts]

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[jazinatorr]

I never knew schols had a "head Smoncho"

[toughdude208]

a.d.d much?

[BlackNig09]

"Oh that really scares me a lin....."

*Thunder*

"AAAAH MOM"

[JoeyTheGirl33]

787 people heard loud brains in their noise.

[KennyGkienan]

@NinjaTeddybears what the heck is -3 and short shorts are the best

[panemune]

Dax u are gay and know one likes short shorts but u

[MegaCorndog]

@panemune

i like them lol

p.s. you are so nice you are so cool you are my friend

[OutOfTheBllue]

oh dax you are so se-sexy cuz you wear short shorts!

[STIFILMS]

dax, guys with pepperspray are really gay. no offense to guys who use it

[STIFILMS]

dax, guys with pepperspray are really gay. no offense to guys who use it

[STIFILMS]

if ur legs were broken you couldnt walk. u would have to go to the hospital.

[cathalrox101]

long shorts please u look lik a wierdo

[kevinflayme]

Short shorts rock the vote!

[millsey56]

Short Shorts FOR THE WIN!!!!

[wootwootrahrah]

OMG u have problems. and long!!!!!! and u wouldn't be able to stand up if ur legs were broken

[nandre24]

@wootwootrahrah THANK YOU

[MrMadmatt420]

SHORT!!

[ejg182]

"It wasnt even the head smancho!"

[mrgametube1]

last ending part was fake cause hes using his comp to make that thunder sound u can hear the click of his laptop

[Justification75]

OH DAX YOU ARE SO SEX- SEXY CUZ YOU HAVE REALLY SHORT SHORTS

[AngryMuffinGuy]

@Justification75 GULLABLE

[monchoco223]

are you really that scared of storms or are you just joking? i seriously can't tell.

[smario42]

Keep em short Dax!

[raymond36679]

you got be big baby about storm shees 

[DaxxxyWaxxy]

I LOVE STORMS!!!

[NinjaTeddybears]

I -3 u Dax, but 3 things...

1. I Friggin -3 storms!

2. I am not a fan of the short shorts

3. If u r so tough, then y did u run to ur mom when the thunder hit?

P.S. PLEASE COME BACK TO US!

Don't worry about all of the haters, they r just ppl hu r looking for others to pick on, so ignore the hate comments. -33333

[SargentPants]

lol i ve been watchin his videos since he started they are so funny XD

come back to us dax flame!

[airsoftsoldr]

lol its funny because its just a storm and he starts freakin shit

[Mambo2able1]

she has a gun

[Mambo2able1]

lol wat at 3:28

[xSAKURALU]

MMHHMM DAX, YOU WORK DEM' SHORTS BOYYYYY.

[NintendoDARKNESSLINK]

WHO WANTS TO HEAR LOUD BRAINS IN YOUR NOISE?!

[bassett22]

@NintendoDARKNESSLINK  its "WHO WANTS TO HEAR LOUD BANGS IN YOUR NOISE?!"

[Gabbzero]

wear shorts

tuck blazer into shorts

[rockypugrockz808]

uhh you all just need to realize that this is just acting and deal

its all fake you dont need to HATE because its all FAKE!!!!

[Damanx1903]

@rockypugrockz808

lol u mad?

[TheDJBrosEntertainMe]

its called dumb and gay not tough and strong u homo

[SquallHammer]

OH DAX, YOU ARE SO SEX

[Mambo2able1]

@SquallHammer your a slut bitch

[Mambo2able1]

@Mambo2able1 hi me

[theJESSandNESSAshow2]

either he is lying about those grls saying

hes sexy or he has never about SARCASM

[KennyGkienan]

" i can under stand, i can understand if its GIRL wearing short shorts!"

*BOOM*

"AHHHH!!!!!"

[iamtheipodman]

Wow, no offense Daxflame, cuz I think ur awesome, but most 4 year olds don't get as freaked out over a storm as u do and ur what like 14 lol

[Jaclyn980]

Thats not promiscuous. You have the meaning of that wrong. Also, girls have as many rights as boys do, so if girls can't wear short shorts, neither can boys.

[MrTeeeth]

short, shorts are awesome !!!!!

[ViViBi27]

favourite video!

[BOUCHER12341]

short! its hott and funny! :D way to go buddy!! YEAH!

[MrsDawes01]

Daaaamn

sexy short short Dax!!!

where did you get them? i want some!!

From Kassie and Kelly!!

[LogitechTrevor]

ur crying over a storm? wow ur a bitch

[EdwardianGangster]

BANGS IN YA NOISE BOI haha

And your legs aren't broken you RETARDED IDIOT

[narutoisthegayest]

Tough guys wear short shorts and cry whenever they gear thunder

[Whatchadadlike]

I just remembered this guy after like three or four years. Idk forever ago. Still awesome video.

[ryanlikesdietcoke]

whoever says short, is truly gay

[gelingelingx]

lisa bumba xD

[Chad4005]

you look like my dick.

[Ryan123654]

@Chad4005 must be one ugly dick

[Chad4005]

@Ryan123654

Yeah :(

[Ryan123654]

@Chad4005 LOL oh and btw dax u suck acting or not!! work out or smth

[Daisyflower25]

is this guy joking?...

really sexy short shorts though! ^^

[TreeHuggerLikesPie]

i love to sleep during a thunderstorm

[DemnRider68]

Ehh.. Long

[RustyMarshmallow]

You're about 3 years too late

[DemnRider68]

@RustyMarshmallow

I have a question: Why do you care?

[cupcakegirlie]

Head Smoncho! LOLLL

[brecol100]

IM am NOT BEING A HATER BUT, YOUR LEGS ARE NOT BROKEN YOU WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO WALK! PLUS YOU KEEP SAYING THEY WERE BROKEN, ONE DAY THEY CANT BE BROKEN AND THE OTHER DAY THEY ARE BROKEN. omg im SORRY.

[matselats]

you sir, are a legend

[Joshustla]

I like your short shorts brosif keep it up. And that storm was a bitch you showed it who was boss

[marley46060]

fuck you put on fkin pants asshole

[000MMproductions]

long jeans or skinny jeans

[marley46060]

@000MMproductions hell yeah fkin pants cover his fkin legs hes an asshole chicken ass haha

[peekoispet]

Short shorts! SEXYYYYY

[EdwardianGangster]

one legs ? and youre not balancing and your not strong and youre skinny and you look like an idiot with BOOTY SHORTS is what theyre called HINT HINT and the girls who comment that you look good pob think youre gay

and you said youre scared of pepper spray and then immediatly go off and run to your mum cus your scared of the storm?????

[EdwardianGangster]

your scared of storms

OMG your a fucking TEENAGER

and your legs are NOT broken idiot

[ZombieSlayer642]

Ok first of all guys SHOULD NOT WERE SHORT SHORTS, it makes them look like gay ass fagets, and by the way ITS NOTHING CLOSE TO TOUGH! theyre ment for girls idiot and when you said you can balence on 1 foot u fell over like 4 times.

[puppystomper324]

agreed and its spelled faggots

[LennyChuLive]

who likes to hear loud brains in their noise ?!

lol u rock

[cemetarygirl45]

ya right tough guys wear short shorts your so gay

[Rourkesproductions]

<3<3<3<3

[Dakashizzlenizle]

permiscunism..p..p..prostitute­ DX

[gongograham]

"That's just tough and strong."

1 minute earlier he was screaming, 1:04

[rico9854]

your on camera and 168,858 views then at 1:04 you scream and again at 3:26 and pause at 1:04

[rico9854]

your 15 why would you be scared  of storms you make no sense your weird jack ass.

[jennnnna6995]

SHOORRRRRTTTTTTTT ALL THE WAYY babbyyyyyy

and i believe you you do have broken legs that is exacltyyyyy why they were cold and shaky in the morning everyone knows that right?

anndddd for your storm delimma mayeb you are a mongol because they also cried when they heard thunder dint worry cause everylittlee thiing is gonna be alrighhtt i dont like to hear bangs in my noise eitherrr

[Dakashizzlenizle]

lololololololololol

[rico9854]

oh and by the way short shorts are for girls

[rico9854]

HA HA HA HA 1:04 PRICELESS

[gofuckyourselfvideos]

short

[billylow22]

short

[fladoodlefan]

No old men like ur short shorts not girls.

[TweetReece]

get your fat ass back here...

you like popsicles? i got a whole freezer full of popsicles...

[fladoodlefan]

loom at that muscly armed paper boy

[peekoispet]

Ya want some popsicles :P lol

[onlinegirl24]

@TweetReece Why dont you come down to muh basement, I gots some popsicles....

[CurlyBap17]

3:26 LOL!!!! Hez actually such a big child!!

[rairn240]

your leg isnt broken stoopid jerk mine is!!!

[imortallovers]

short!!! xD 'tis funnier that way lol you wouldn't look right in long shorts lol

[NightCrawlerKV]

haha nobody wants to see your legs. if somebody says they do on youtube their messing with you. only girls are supposed to wear short shorts.

[TweetReece]

when you break your leg you can't walk on it. you're leg wasn't borke

[graceandhearts]

short

[subhumanmaster]

0:36-0:50 grow up dude! storms are scary but don't yelp about it

[falloutgirl423]

short! definently! short shorts r amazing on both genders ;)

[MrJaxo123]

theres nothin wrong with short shorts

[BaroidBonds]

He likes showing off his thighs and knees

[BaroidBonds]

okay, if your legs were broken, you wouldnt be able to move them

[77jamieclark]

What are you talking about? This was the same style guys wore in the 1980's! This is how they all looked, this doesn't seem that odd to me!

[icecreamdotcom]

short ;)

[rockstarbitchez]

this kid has to have some type of disease or sickness cuz this is just not normal

[cachegrover]

i wear short shorts too man. and i used to be scared of storms when i was 8. love the videos. dont let em grind you down

[IronManOfficialguy]

Lots of guys important men wear short shorts. Like Lt Dangle from reno 911.

[KrYp7on1t3]

long

[a8e4u]

dude i realy enjoy storms with thunder,lightning, and heavy rain.its nice

[legoactor]

me 2 =)

[hannadude]

Your legs were not broken there is this strange thing called a bruise that can hurt a bit sometimes. Also short shorts aren't for dudes and you have no leg muscle so don't say that short shorts are manly.

[tori9lacrosse]

u should wear long shorts, only girls should wear short shorts

[tootiredfilms]

fuckin' a

[wethedudetts]

ooh dax you are so sexy...jhajhajha i craked myself up but your handsome daxy =P

[lalalablair]

i don't like it when his accent goes away, because it takes away the allusion. :[

[TheJoemayo]

When does it go away?

[HudsonReviver3]

fuck you you fucking pussy

[pokemon3116]

ur not smart so how do u know?!?maybe u forgot to sleep with blankets?

[galvestongal1194]

come here, i'll give you a hug

*hugs*

[akanathan]

Real men real short shorts.

Especially rolled up jean short shorts!

[ninaelana123]

LONG

[robinHawtie]

lol! his face from 3:25 to 3:37 is soooo funny

[galvestongal1194]

i love when he pops back up like a chipmunk :)

[C2SHutchie]

What this kid did, is really ingenious. He came up with this idea. He breaks down crying and flails around his room pretending to be retarded. And hundreds of thousands of people believe him. He has learned to grow to the likes and dislikes of these people making it funnier and more believeable. Its basically the simple way to get e-famous, Make people hate you.

[robinHawtie]

i dont hate him hes awesome <3!

[D1kk0p]

This kid is autistic. No one can act this well. Seriously look for all the symptoms, look at how he moves his mouth and how he moves his limbs. A normal 15 year old kid wouldn't be smart enough to EXACTLY perform as a severely autistic kid.

[C2SHutchie]

Your actually implying this kid is allowed into the public school system? and his mom is most likely just as fucked if she lets him do this shit

[awethum]

Well there's autistic people at my school, so yes.

[theawesomefunnydude]

short u rock dude stay the way u are

[sk8rman632]

long shorts

[Tidnull]

oh dax you are so sexy because you have really short shorts.

[catthrillandchill]

first of all no one cares about your broken legs....second of all your how old and afraid of storms....jk lol this video was really funny...me and my cuzin were dieing!!!!! keep making vids like this....love your shorts!!!!

[MichelePet07]

Your better off wearing pants Dax! ;)