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  • I hate these games. They always make the Imperial guard look so weak, in some cases they are but the Imperial guard are pretty epic such as the catachans...and Ogryns

  • @Zero19941000 well there's retribution

  • If this had been a Krieg he would have killed it with a melta gun.

  • Lol at the random chainsaw noise with the LIctor vid.

  • lol noob xD

  • Why is that idiot even out there anyway i mean who would go outside when the jungle is infested with friggin Tyranids!

  • @Spardicus11

    This Warhammer 40K, they don't take kindly to common sense and logic.

  • @Spardicus11 Running from a battle maybe? -.-

  • @Spardicus11 Maybe he was ordered to, the Imperial Guard commanders isn't exactly known for caring about the wellbeing of their men you know... -.-

  • The 2 Series people knew how to make a good cutscene. The original series was alright but there's a clear quality difference with this stuff.

  • @Japaneseanimeguy

    The Tech available back in 04' wasn't as good as now.

    The Gameplay strategy has defiantly devolved.

  • Isn't a single Guardsman facing down a lictor like a single ripper facing down a Space Marine in terminator armor?

  • tyranids, for the win.

  • that dumbass had it coming lol

  • @MrJDred hay do u now how much memory dawn of war 2 takes up

    the words on the back of mine box is broekn

  • @133aaron 5.5 Gigs hard drive space and 1 gig memory (XP) or 1.5 gig (Vista) according to my box

  • When in doubt get a flamer or Krak grenades. Also I call those that fights at my shoulder, brother. This defense guardsman is a prefect example for dirt. I for one would charge Cthulhu if my comrades was engaged in a firefight with the cosmic horror.

  • Not the fucking Carnifex! I hate that boss!  HATE!!!!!!

  • @HiveFleetHydra love

  • @HiveFleetHydra hahah i rape the carnifex with only a scout squad on primarch :D

  • He is a guardsman from a Typhon or Aurelia guard regiment or even part of the PDF.

    Each world (and there are millions) must raise regiments for the imperial guard. Catachan, cadian, deathkorps and such are just a tiny part (something like 0,0001%) of the Imperial guard.

  • The zoantrop movie also makes me shit in my pans.

  • Honourbound is right if he was a catachan he wouldnt of been standing round like an idiot on himself.... he would of had friends with him doing that for him lol

  • honestly he wouldnt of even have seen the lictor. Heres what really happened, he died in half a second without seeing anything.

  • @VATSvortigaunt the lictor was liek "ill let him see me to scare the shit outta him...THEN ill kill him!"

  • @kop4321 lols

  • Tyranids are seriously crap. lol

  • TEARANEDS

    

  • Lictors are faster than that!

  • @zippybomb But the question is, did it need to be that fast? If I was something I knew I could just mop up with I wouldn't be in a big hurry either

  • Oh look they turned the bugs into jurassic park.

  • carnifexes are no match for me in the game anymore =( no challenge. just torn up by devastators, terminators, a dreadnought and a bad ass mother$£%^ with a thunder hammer.

  • A spacewolf like Grimnarg could of crushed that things limbs off with his bare hands :D

  • @SELECTARR :D

  • lol i love how people say its a Guardsmen, when does it say that? lol, and how does anyone know what kind it is? what the fuck. somehow people know how things work in a fantasy land. XDD

  • @Bric1022 its a guardsmen. a space marine would've seen it coming. and wouldnt be holding a puny laspistol

  • @SuperThatGame gotcha. i guess..........i like guardsmen..

  • @Bric1022 i do too. imperial guard is the strongest together, but useless alone.

  • @SuperThatGame Theyre so legit.

  • i felt like i was watching the dawn of war version of the blair witch project

  • wtf?u call tat a space marine?u hav almost 5 inch thick armour tat a mere sniper can breach through dude comeon shoot te crap out of it whyd u stop?

    Space marine's mind:ok stay calm....stay calm...ther has 2 be another regiment around here...*gunshots*who te hell dey firing at...*gunshots stop*its qiuet...too qiet...*lictor comes out*wat te-die u bitch*bam,bam..bam* yeah ya liike tat-oh shit...shit!SHIT!*pees in pants,if he was wearing 1*" dude,u had a godam gun.wtf?

  • that why if you were me you would be a vindicare assassin, and never put my self in a situation like that. besides why wouldnt u run towards the gun fire to your allies? why would u stand alone in a jungle? just cant fix plain stupid

  • Oh and this here is enough to convince people that we need a Warhammer 40k FPS with you as a guardsman. Or kasrkin.

  • The guardsman did a good job shining a flashlight to guide the lictor to him. And he did it 3 times. Fantastic.

  • @Reaper1722

    Lictor: you got a light?

    Human: Sure hold still *Bam Bam Bam*

    Lictor: thanks buddy

    -Bro Hugs Ensue-

  • it was probably a cadian

  • @Reaper1722

    after thinking about this comment and watching the video twice

    i finally get it

  • @Reaper1722 wouldn't matter it would still find him eventually

  • @Reaper1722 And he lost somewhere his red-laser-flashlight

  • @Reaper1722 i doubt that's a guardsmen, considering he's using a laspistol and not a rifile.

  • @EmaEiishi an officer?

  • Probably he is a catachan jungle commando.The most possible.Although they are the best there is in Imperial Army troops specialized in jungle warfare this one seems to be pwned from this tyranid.Possible a Lictor type.

  • The form of Tyranid what attacked the Imperial Guard was Lictor Alpha.

  • I doubt he is Catachan. A Catachan wouldn't have just been standing there like an idiot.

  • @honorbound88 Yeah, a Catachan would have took that mofo'in 'Nid with his bare hands.

  • @honorbound88

    he would be standing there like an idiot with a detpack...

  • yeah hell no, a catachan would have snuck up on the lictor, slit its throat, then made armor out of its carapace

  • @starhawks1 then used its skull for a soup bowl

  • @honorbound88 wouldnt matter if it was a catachan the lictor would have still got him

  • @honorbound88 I doubt its a catachan, it looks more likely to be a bloodraven's scout using a bolt pistol and wearing a night vision scope

  • ye its a lictor

  • @TheJKTOMIC

    if he was a catachan, he would have battered that tyranid, just kicked it in with his bare hands, catachans are the supreme, hasnt anyone realised that catachans are only a very minor regiment yet there more collected than imperial guard cadian? there godly.

  • @RenegadeOfSociety

    Catachan vs Lictor in lore has never ended well.

    just GW blowing smoke up the hiveminds ass sayin this sneaky space bug can ghost entire units of catachans in there own jungle.

  • @ghostrj

    why is my comment getting so many thumbs down lol, wheres everybodies human pride, its like predator, super monster which gets a reputation for wiping out loads of normal men, but when faced with a chiselled jaw muscle man, it dies lol

  • Scary but I pwned it and we shall ALL be able to pwn it, we space marines!

  • ur not space marines ur space ice creams cuz ppl eat u and also u suck and chaos r pwnage

  • Thank you for making Chaos fans look like retarded 5 year olds. That reflects badly on all of us.

  • WOOT WOOT WOOT!!!!

  • the last one wasnt that scary pretty good vid tho

  • Btw,that guy was a Imperial guardsman or something similar,he used a laspistol,if it was SM it would be a bolter or something with more punch.

  • also considering he had a manly scream, not more of a robotic scream, even marines without helmets use their vox caster to amplify their voice and such

  • he got lick'ed

  • no necrons are out of metal and smarter ^^

  • I think they meant their "Why we kill" policy

  • not very smart, they just march at things and shoot theres no tactic, necrons much like nids are the few tacticless armies of 40k.

  • plenty of tactics for tyranid, depends on the army. outflank entire genestealer army and throw in lictors and raveners to pop up all over the enemy position is a favorite.

    tyranid never shoots well though...

  • too few a tactics to keep me occupied, i love space marines and eldar because with very little amounts of troops with the right amound of skill and tactic can decimate swarm armies with their rush and flank tactics.

  • That would suck to be that guy O.O

  • owned

  • when i first saw that 2nd video in the campaign is scared me shitless it was funny

  • Chaos, Orks and Necrons are nothing compared to this incoming disease. The Tyranids are indeed the Ultimate Enemy.

  • Chaos, orks, tiranids and necrons have one thing in common, they are unstopable. Especially chaos, THAT is the ENEMY number 1.

  • necrons are a bit like tyraninds if u think a lil abaout it

  • well, both want to take over the universe, destroy all life, increase their numbers, serve their god/hive mind, soo yeah

  • i like necrons more <.<

  • They should make an FPS like this...

  • yes lol...and if that lictor came to me...i would rather shoot my self then let it kill me...

  • lol if u were a space marine u would have to shoot ur self in the hearts yes hearts

  • i was talcking abaut the IG....and hearts? wtf...u mean heart

  • space marines have extra organs like 2 hearts in case they get shot so the other 1 starts up their genetically mutated

  • lol i did not know that...10x

  • space marines have two hearts

  • i thought humans had only one? o.O

  • yeah because they got 2 hearts, other in their brains..

  • The gaurd in the origanal table top game are WAY under powered. 1 squad of Necron wraiths can take out a maxed out gaurdsman squad easy. In the game they should have lessend the strength of the Tyranids and added more power to the Gaurd.

  • gaurd and space marines both have a purpose. the gaurd have the numbers and resorces to win a war on a larg scale. but marines have the training and percision to cut off the enamies head before a war breaks out. Also they are far more intimidating than the gaurd are... no afense to anyone is intended in this post. just an apinion take it as you will.

  • i like how the nid came over givin the guy a hug =]

    there not mindless beasts that want to kill everything and consume all they see.

    i think he hugged him to hard..

  • lol, yeah, well being all alone in the jungle at night, the poor little guy just wanted some company ;>

  • Lichtors dont get much, everybody ditches them and throws them off of a cliff, and let them be thrown into a Gaurd testing lab and trying to be tamed. But then the foolish psyker opens the cage and I pounce and maul him dead. Then, once the lab is vacent the basalisk blew me to hell... not that I'd know.

  • The are many types of pistols like the common bolt or las pistol, or the needle, hell and exitus pistols used by the Ordo Malleus. Also the plasma pistol.

  • Thats weird the back of the pistol looks kinda like a Bolt pistol, but makes the sound like a Las pistol like some have pointed out... This couldn't be a Space Marine, hes much too jumpy, and the Space marines can see in the dark, My guess is this is a commisar with a bolt pistol or Las pistol, any ideas?

  • coulnt it be thule or boreal cos didnt he get attacked by one of them then he got made in to a dreadnught must have stealth killed his squard could be a commisar

  • Im sure Thule was with Space Marines when his position got overrun, so it would have been a tyranid charge, and some CQC, of course it couldn't be a Space Marine because they can see in the dark... has to be a commisar hes jittery and he shows too much recoil with his one shot.

  • lolya, tho the gun looks like a bolt pistol...which would seem to indicate he's up in the rankings...still maybe he is guard, since like, commanders (esp catachans) get em, tho the night vision stuff would suggest cadians or something similar...

  • What would the imperial guard do without the space marines.... oh yea they would all die.

  • that there is heresy

  • imp guard are pwnage in the masses, they just need a shit load of heavy bolters and tanks and they will do just fine, but smaller is always better

  • i always wanted a squad of imps armed with boltguns instead of lasguns, but they're too heavy for the soldiers to carry. if there was a light bolter, it would be better, but they'd have to lower the damage caused jut a thought

  • sorry to burst your bubble dude, but the importance of the Guard far outweighs the Marines, if you took away the Marines the Empire would hold, but take away the Guard and it would crumble real fast. The Marines are the best, no doubt, but if you gave the guardsmen power armour and gene treatments they would be too. in the end its all about the dirty Imperial credit, and how to spend it on what, or whom.

    Anyway its better than the xeno bastards running the show, or chaos, Mwuhahahaha

  • lol when the tyranid screamed at the ending i was like "omg change the channel change the channel!!!" xD

  • thats the life of an imperial guardsman

  • That gun sound is just like imperial guardians las pistol :D

  • i think it is, but it doesn't seem to be shooting lasers. Maybe this guy camera had cathode defibulator viruses or something.

  • It is from the point of view of an imperial guard holding a las pistol. Look at the pistol and the sound it makes when it fires. Moreover in the full video at the very begining there is a text with : PAX IMPERIALIS vox from IG (number)

    IG stands for Imperial Guard

  • Was that supposed to be a Space marine or a guardsman cause I dont regocnize that gun, it looks like a bolter but his arm looks to thing to be a space marine and a guards man couldn't life even a bolter pistol with anything less than two hands

  • it has to be a guardsmen, beccause if it was a space marines, he wouldn't cry in fear as tyrind attacks, so the point is that its got to be a guards men holding a pistol like...

  • Looks like a Laz-pistol to me.

  • fexes are awesome! They should beat any marine :D

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