The Phone is Ringing (collab with MashBrothers)

[zXFunnyXz]

the uploader will respond to this ? or you will click the up button OMFG ANSWER THE PHONE!

[TheAnimationEmpire]

@zXFunnyXz But what if it's a solicitor?

Thanks for watching!

[strizhi]

This is so dumb LOL - 5/5 XD

[TheAnimationEmpire]

@strizhi Dumb yet enjoyable! Thanks!

[Rosewaver]

Is this really from MashBrothers?

No wonder this joke's been all over my school....

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Yes. You know Adam?

- TAE

[Rosewaver]

@TheAnimationEmpire He's in my band and science class XD

[TheAnimationEmpire]

@Rosewaver Very cool! Say Hi for me!

[MattPow100]

Did you know my phone was ringing when I was watching this? This is awsome!

[alex56308]

Tell me was it you who was calling for them to join the empire???

But Major LOL!

[TheAnimationEmpire]

I call everyone to join the Empire! LOL

Thanks!

Plz check out our 2 new toonz on our channel and vote 4 them! Thanx!

- TAE

[guywholovesdogs]

rofl lol! cant wait for another funny one!

[xxHugs4chuuxx]

"THE PHONE IS RINGING"++

"What? I cant here you, the phone is ringing"

LMFAO.

[Melodyotakuchan21]

XD Funny!

[MitsukiRox]

"i cant hear you the phone is ringing"

i couldnt stop laughing at that one!

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thank you MR - We're so happy to keep you laughing like that! Please go to our channel and vote for our 2 new animations!

- TAE

[corinneishere2]

THE PHONE IS RINGING!!!!!!!!!!

[MRLexForever]

Haha another great video!:)

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks you so much MRLF!!! Plz go to our channel and vote for our 2 new animations! Thanks!

- TAE

[emmabeardiva39]

hahaha the phone is....

[cuddlemuffinrockz]

Lol.Awsome vid.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

CuddleMuffin, you've got a sweet user name! Thanks for the compliments!

We've got 2 new animations up. Please go to our channel, watch them and vote for them! Thanks!

- TAE

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Hahahaha!!!

The baseballs were calling you!!! =^)

- TAE

[spoonzTM]

lol

[johnjon14]

lol pwn!!!

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Contest is over!

The top two winners for Most Joke Comments are PricesWrite and DFG13o. Prizes have been awarded.

The top two winners for Best Joke Comment are DFG13o and MoonPieStudios5. DFG13o receives 1000 video views!

Thanks for your jokes, everyone!

- TAE

[Broganvoip]

3,333 viewer

[4UandUTV]

it is purple and surrounded by sea

Grape Britain

Lol

hugs

4U&U

[TheAnimationEmpire]

The contest is over! Thanks, everyone, for your jokes!!!

Click "More info" in the description to see the winners!

- TAE

[rubycat2000]

Q:How do you stop a rhino from charging?

A: You cant. Try not to piss it off in the first place.

[MoonPieStudios5]

so the contest is over but the winner won't be annouced untill the 29? are you going to send us a message or what how will we know if we win?

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Yes. The works. Messages. Our channel. This video. Emails if you've got em listed. The works. =^)

- TAE

[Broganvoip]

Yay 800th. comment. Great job on this video Animation empire (It's not a joke nice job) Good luck with further videos. ^_^

[thegroupishere]

what do you call a bear with no teeth

a gummy bear!!!

[Broganvoip]

This is not realated to any wars so don't get mad, what did the duck say when he entered a war town? This place is a quack-mire!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A: A great walkie-talkie!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do you call a Scottish parrot?

A: A Macaw!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?

A: He didn't give a hoot!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What is green and pecks on trees?

A: Woody Wood Pickle!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do you call a very rude bird?

A: A mockingbird!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?

A: They quack up!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

A: Fowl play!

[PricesWrite]

Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

A: Because they're both full of stuffing!

[PricesWrite]

Q: How do you grow a parrot?

A: Plant bird seed!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

A: Jail-birds!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

A: Tweetie Pie!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?

A: Birds of prey!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A: A headbanger!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A: A bird that talks in morse code!

[PricesWrite]

Q: Where do birds invest their money?

A: In the stork market!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What kind of bird opens doors?

A: A kiwi!

[PricesWrite]

Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?

A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?

A: A box of quackers!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A: A bird that will talk you ear off!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?

A: The feather forecast!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

A: Three swallows!

[PricesWrite]

Q: Which bird is always out of breath?

A: A puffin!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What's another name for a clever duck?

A: A wise quacker!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do you give a sick bird?

A: Tweetment!

[PricesWrite]

Q: When is the best time to buy chicks?

A: When they're going cheap!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What is the definition of Robin?

A: A bird who steals!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?

A: 'The pheasants are revolting'!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?

A: Hide and Speak!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A: A firequaker!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What is a polygon?

A: A dead parrot!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?

A: A bee is an aeroplane!

[PricesWrite]

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Beacuse of the honey combs!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

A: Bee-hive yourself!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What TV station do bees watch?

A: Bee bee c one!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do you call a bee born in May?

A: A maybe!

[PricesWrite]

Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

A: Because they kept droning on and on!

[PricesWrite]

Q: How many bees do you need in a bee choir?

A: A humdred!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A: A hum dinger!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What's a bee's favorite novel?

A: The Great Gats-bee!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What bee is good for your health?

A: Vitamin bee!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What are the cleverest bees?

A: Spelling bees!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What goes zzub, zzub?

A: A bee flying backwards!

[PricesWrite]

Q: Why do bees buzz?

A: Because they can't whistle!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

A: He's bee-witched!

[PricesWrite]

Q: Where do bees go on holiday?

A: Stingapore!

[PricesWrite]

Q: Who writes books for little bees?

A: Bee-trix Potter!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What did the bee say to the other bee in summer?

A: Swarm here isn't it!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A: A bee in a submarine!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A: A humburger!

[TostxD]

A family is having dinner.

Son : Dad, i must admit something, i'm gay...

Dad : DOES NOBODY LOVES WOMEN ANYMORE???

Daughter : Yes, I do!

[HiFiveProductions]

1)q:why did the football coach go to the bank

a:to get his quaterback

2)q:why did the quaterback cut his watch

cause it was half time

[MoonPieStudios5]

spell dictionary please

B-O-R-I-N-G

[MoonPieStudios5]

god a red nugget a fat egg under a dog

look it back ward and it says the same thing

[MoonPieStudios5]

don't give a spoon to a monkey while wearing church clothes

[MoonPieStudios5]

guess what? pudding

[MoonPieStudios5]

what do you call a stupid tree?

a sap

[sk8gr8girl1]

this video is so funny!

[MoonPieStudios5]

guy 1: hey joe i'm up in 100ft tree

guy 2: but fred, theres no 100ft trees here

guy 1: Oh noooooo....

[MoonPieStudios5]

why was the crow mad at his wife?

Ka Ka

[MoonPieStudios5]

say the sheet she is coming with an Itailion axcent

[PricesWrite]

Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?

A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do bees chew?

A: Bumble gum!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What is a baby bee?

A: A little humbug!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What's a bee-line?

A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What is the bees favorite film?

A: The Sting!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

A: Wait at a buzz stop!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?

A: A bramble bee!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What did the confused bee say?

A: To bee or not to bee!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What's a bees favorite flower?

A: A bee-gonias!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What did the bee say to the flower?

A: Hello honey!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What kind of bee is learning to walk?

A: A tumble bee!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What kind of bee is always hungry?

A: A rumble bee!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What kind of bee doesn't articulate its words?

A: A mumble bee!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What kind of bee is always complaining?

A: A grumble bee!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What kind of bees hum a lot?

A: A humble bee!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What kind of bees drop things?

A: A fumble bee!

[PricesWrite]

Q: Why do bees hum?

A: Because they've forgotten the words!

[PricesWrite]

Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?

A: She's throne!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What does a queen do when she burps?

A: Issues a royal pardon!

[PricesWrite]

Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?

A: The bee gees!

[PricesWrite]

Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?

A: Sting!

[PricesWrite]

Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled?

A: Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

[PricesWrite]

Q: Why is a polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

A: It lives on ice!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

A: They both have 'the' as their middle names!

[PricesWrite]

Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?

A: Put him on stilts!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

A: Winnie the Pooh!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A: A little bear!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A: A teddy boar!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A: A bear faced lyre!

[PricesWrite]

Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?

A: Ready, teddy, go!

[PricesWrite]

Q: What kind of money to polar bears use?

A: Ice lolly!

[PricesWrite]

You'll feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

[PricesWrite]

With certain cashiers, things are slow to register.

[PricesWrite]

While stealing from a blood bank, the thief was caught red handed.

[PricesWrite]

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

[PricesWrite]

When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

[PricesWrite]

When those around King Arthur's table had insomnia, there were a lot of sleepless knights.

[PricesWrite]

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

[PricesWrite]

When the plums dry on your tree, it's time to prune.

[PricesWrite]

When the human cannonball was late for work, he got fired.

[PricesWrite]

When he gave his wife a necklace, he got a chain reaction.

[PricesWrite]

When he awkwardly fell in the wet cement, he left a bad impression.

[PricesWrite]

When chemists die, we barium.

[PricesWrite]

When a thief saw two rings he did a double take.

[PricesWrite]

When a new baby comes into a family, many changes are necessary.

[PricesWrite]

When a ladder was stolen from a store, the manager said that further steps would be taken.

[PricesWrite]

When a judge eats out, His Honor is at steak.

[PricesWrite]

When a hospital runs out of maternity nurses, they have a mid-wife crisis.

[PricesWrite]

When a cow gives birth, she is de-calf-inated.

[PricesWrite]

What you seize is what you get.

[PricesWrite]

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

[iritian]

same shit different toilet

[bdon9999]

two guys wanted to go into a bar but they couldnt take their dogs when one guy had an idea, he put his black glasses on and walked in, he said that it was his seeing eye dog, whe the other guy got denied he asked "why" and the manager said "a chiwawavcant be your seeing eye dog"

[WesternIllegals]

a jew with a boner runs into a wall

wat part of his body hits first?

his nose

[WesternIllegals]

im srry but im gonna have 2 arrest u

cuz u have fine written all over u

[soccaball2]

A nerd took arts and crafts in the winter. he was assigned to make 10 paper angels for next week. when his group leader asked for them he said "i made us no angel." then his leader said, i ment paper angels not snow! hehehehehehehe, arnt i silly

[hannahismee]

Heres a Joke.

Youtube.

[XocheerMKOoX]

lol i cant hear you the phone is wringing

[MongoStylin]

y was 6 afraid of 7??? becuz 7 ate 9!!!

[MongoStylin]

guess johnny Cash's mommy calls him!!

JOHNNY (take out the) TRASH!

[MongoStylin]

how many times does 1 go into 0???

as many as it want

hahaha

[MongoStylin]

batteries are the most dramatic non-living objects ever!!!!

either:they're working, or they're dead!!!!

it's a shit life

[bitchintoasteroven]

Heres a joke...

"John McCain is so old that running for President is on his bucket list"

hahahaha

[skatematedude]

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[MaddieLyn]

What did the fish say when it swam into the cement wall?

"Dam!"

[MaddieLyn]

What's black and white, black and white, black and white, and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

[askvideos1]

Yo momma so stupid, she thought a "quarterback" was a refund!

[flashlightning07]

a man walks into a bar

he says "ouch"

[MoonPieStudios5]

i ran out of room

[MoonPieStudios5]

...the first guy and when the manager said "a chuwawa? the man says a chuwawa? they gave me a chuwawa?

[MoonPieStudios5]

two men are walking there dogs. the first one says i smell somthing good cooking. the second one says we cant go into a resturant with our dogs. the first one says watch and learn,puts his sun glassseson, and walks in. the manager confronts him and says sorry sir, no dogs aloud. the first guy says this is my seeing eye dog. the manager says a golden retriever? the first guy says ya they're using them now. the manager lets him pass and confronts the second guy. the second guy a copie the guy...

[magic1995]

a man walks into a bar and thares a horse seting on a bar stool. the bar tender says

gie you a beer if you can make that horse laugh. the man says ok and walks over to the horse and the horse starts rofl.

ok so you made him laugh so what.. i bet you cant make him cry. so the man makes the horse cry.

wow...what did you do to make him laugh and cry?

to make him laugh i told him i had bigger balls then him and to make him cry i showed them to him!

[magic1995]

SMOSH CUT THARE HAIR

[PaulPoons]

Bill decided to open up a pub but he couldn't think of a name Bob said whats one thing you like Bill said The Queen Bob said what's another thing you like? Bill answered legs. So they decided to call the pub the Queens Legs. When it was all finished Bill said to Bob come around tomorrow morning and I'll give you a free drink. The next morning a policeman was doing his duties when he saw Bob he asked what are you doing and Bob answered I'm waiting for the Queens Legs to open so I can get a drink

[magic1995]

L.O.L

[MoonPieStudios5]

a man walks into a hardware store and asks the clerk "got any duck" and the clerk says no this is a hardware store. the next day the man comes in a says the same question and the clerk says no this is a hardware store. this happens for a few days following and finnally on the fifth day the clerk says if you ask me that question one more time i'll nail your feet to the cealing. So, the next day the man comes in and asks "got any nails?" the clerk says "no we're out of stock" "got any duck food?"

[MoonPieStudios5]

a guy walks past and a man stops him and asks him where he got his shirt, the guy says JCPennys. another guy walks by and the man asks him where he got his pants and he says JCPennys. a naked man walks by and the man says who are you and why are you nood? the naked man says im J.C.Pennys

[PickledPictures]

Wait here while I google a funny joke.

[WesternIllegals]

a calendar's days are numbered

[MoonPieStudios5]

what do you call a wimpy french man

we-weak

[PricesWrite]

Two young tightrope walkers started going steady.

[PricesWrite]

Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches.

[PricesWrite]

Two podiatrists became arch rivals.

[PricesWrite]

Twin monks who rang church bells died. They were dead ringers.

[PricesWrite]

To many girls the word 'marriage' has a nice ring to it.

[PricesWrite]

To some, Christmas is about other people's presence.

[PricesWrite]

Time wounds all heels.

[PricesWrite]

Those who watch too much football will wear out their end zone.

[PricesWrite]

Those who eat candy with both hands are ambi-dextrose.